Reviews for Skyrim LOL
TimeTrixx chapter 33 . 8/31
I went withAzura and I still got to keep the star after the quest .
Luck Kazajian chapter 61 . 2/13
YES! Thanks for the update ;) It was a nice start to my morning. I do think Meridia is a liiitttlle bossy, and that beacon thing is, quite frankly, very annoying to lug around if you don't go do her quest immediately. I also love the idea of the Dragonborn carrying around a "to-do list" and penciling people in :D Looking forward to your next update!
Dragon Man 180 chapter 61 . 2/9
Missed opportunity: when Meridia brings the Dovahkiin up into the air she should have said, "I can see all my houses from up here!"
PenArt chapter 60 . 1/10/2019
Looollll wasn't expecting her to take the clothes! XD
Adapse chapter 60 . 1/9/2019
I'd thought they'd at least give some useful blessings but nooo...they're all of no use to me. Auriel's blessing is still the best of them all IMO and that's why I like him best out of all the gods. XD

Ohh, have fun with the mods! I lost all my Nexus mods when my laptop died a few months ago...I haven't played Skyrim since because there were just so many mods and I don't have the energy to download them all again...not that I even remember what I had downloaded. -sigh-
Dragon Man 180 chapter 60 . 1/7/2019
Messing with the priests... OOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH, sneak an Amulet of Talos onto every Thalmor you can as well as any books praising him!
CeriDouglas chapter 57 . 9/29/2018
This chapter especially made me laugh. I figured out that I could follow Ancano around and use Unrelenting Force on him without him fighting back. Watching him fly across the Hall of Elements or fall down a flight of stairs always made my day.
Adapse chapter 59 . 9/7/2018
lol I always try to get that done as soon as possible because I hated the idea of being peeped on. I should leave it on for like a year or something next time just to picture the look on his face at having to go through all the shit the Dragonborn does like spending hours deep under the sea going through all the ship wrecks trying to collect every single barnacle they could find or chowing down giants' toes, summoning random atronachs over and over for the single purpose of watching them get whacked back into oblivion via stepping on a swinging gate trap etc XD

I've had a few other random encounters on Solstheim, but I have NEVER been able to get the one where you run into that Skaal's brother that you're supposed to find. NEVER. I have 3100 total hours played and have fast travelled everywhere on Solstheim through various playthroughs and not ONCE have I ever been able to complete that damned quest...
Adapse chapter 58 . 9/7/2018
Noooooooo you're a Stormcloak XDDDDDD

Granted, I don't much like the Imperials either, but Ulfric and Galmar annoy me like no other and I definitely want to kick Skald's ass. And Korir's.

There definitely should've been an option for the Dragonborn becoming the High King of Skyrim or at least a Jarl position, I don't like either side of the Civil War and having to listen to Galmar and Ulfric or Tullius and Rikke repeat their lines every. single. time. I enter the building prior to joining a side makes me want to tear my hair out.

And there definitely should've been an option to wipe the Blades out. Bro!Paarthurnax forever. :(
Adapse chapter 57 . 9/7/2018
Yeah, I wish this was actually an option, especially the drawing mustaches on their face XD

Granted, I'd probably just pickpocket Ancano naked and watch him walk around completely oblivious...I loved doing that to Ondolemar and his lackeys. :P
Werde Spinner chapter 59 . 9/3/2018
Random encounters on Solstheim are 50% dueling wizards and 50% Skaal hunters about to get mercilessly slaughtered by a netch. I haven't checked the Creation Kit on this but I know I'm right.
Werde Spinner chapter 58 . 9/3/2018
I have totally also run away from the Blades before, haha! But Fus-Ro-Dah'ing Delphine off the mountain is also very satisfying...
Dragon Man 180 chapter 59 . 9/3/2018
Hmmmmm... imagine Neloth's face if he gets the memories of the Dragonborn finding the Ogma Infinium and considering the mage section... only to go Warrior or Thief. Then he gets to see the book disappear. Denied a glimpse of the chapter he would most want to read. Or the Dragonborn purposefully doing enchantments wrong just to mess with him. OOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH, what if the Dragonborn did Night to Remember with the trace spell on? Neloth gets to experience the mother of all hangovers and EVERYTHING the Dragonborn did.

And does the way you're interpreting things mean Neloth is going to learn what a woman feels when the husband puts it in? I can just imagine the pained screech that will cause.
Dragon Man 180 chapter 58 . 9/3/2018
Honestly, I want to shout Elwen off High Hrothgar since that way I won't spill any blood up there... just where she bounces off the mountain. Or have a dragon snatch her and then she gets to experience a wonderful view before experiencing terminal velocity.

I'd love a Dragonborn faction that basically tries to just help people and thinks the Empire and Stormcloaks are both idiots. But I always go Empire so I don't have to kick Balgruff, the one Jarl who is nice to me right from the start, out of his home.
the Khajiit Ra'Koor chapter 59 . 9/2/2018
Thanks for these two updates, they're very funny and always make my day. and make me want to play skyrim again, so thank you
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