Short Story #1

Jaune goes on a date with his classmate, Weiss. After taking her to the movies and having dinner, the couple decides to go for a night drive.

They are parked on a back road so they can see the clear view of stars.

Jaune is nervous. This is his first date with a girl who is actually his crush. As he ponders on what to do, Weiss stops him.

"Jaune, before we go any further, there is something I need to you."

"What is it," he asks nervously.

"I want to be honest. I should have mentioned this earlier." She sighs. "I do compensation dating."

"Compensation dating," he says. "Like a hooker?"

She sighs. "Yes, like a hooker. I should I have said something earlier. You are just a nice guy."

Jaune drops his head. "In a way, I should have known better. Oum, I am stupid."

She touches his arm. "Don't be! You are a sweetheart. You are a good boyfriend to be. I wish you lots of luck for any girl that likes you." She lets go. "However, a job is a job. So, I do have to charge if you want to go further."

"How much?"

"$20!"

She begins to unbutton her blouse. She pulls out a condom from her pocket. "So, do you want to rattle?"

Jaune knows that an opportunity like this isn't going to present itself anytime soon. Reluctantly, he pays her. So, the evening is filled with Jaune losing his virginity to Weiss in compensation dating.

When finished, Weiss pulls the condom from him and tosses it outside. Jaune buttons his pants and laments about the date. As Weiss applies her makeup, she notices that Jaune isn't going anywhere. He sat looking at the window.

"Why aren't we going anywhere," asks Weiss.

"Since we are being honest," he says as he points to the sticker on the window. "I should have mentioned to you earlier that I am actually a part-time Uber driver. I know your mother gave me a stern promise of taking you back home." He looks at his cell phone. "The fare to take you back home is going to be $30."

Short Story #2

Jaune enters a barber shop for a shave. He knows Blake's mother, Kali, is a hair stylist and doesn't mind shaving Jaune. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says Kali taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

Jaune places the ball in his mouth and begins to give Jaune the closest shave he has ever experienced.

After a few strokes, Jaune asks in garbled speech. "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says Kali. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"

Short Story #3

Jaune and Winter Schnee are having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, notices that Jaune is slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with Winter acting unconcerned. The waitress watches as the man slides all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, Winter dining across from him appears calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion has disappeared.

After the waitress finishing taking the order, she comes over to the table and says to Winter, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

Winter calmly looks up at her and replies firmly, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."

Short Story #4

It was a typical afternoon at the playground as Jaune, Lie Ren, and Blake was playing in the sandbox. It was Blake that gave Jaune his attention when he noticed Jaune's father's car passing the playground and headed into the woods.

Curious, Jaune and his friends followed his father in the woods where he saw his father and Blake's mother in a passionate embrace.

The kids ran out of the woods. Blake told Jaune to not talk about what they have seen.

The problem was that eight-year-old Jaune Arc couldn't keep secrets.

He ran home to his mother to tell her what he had seen in the woods. "Mommy, Mommy. Earlier, I was in the woods and I saw Daddy and-"

His mother, Juniper, grabbed him and put him on his lap. "First, slow down, sweetheart. Second, not a hug and a kiss?"

Jaune hugged and kissed his mother before trying to explain what he saw. "Okay, try again, sweetie."

Jaune explained to his mother. "Well, I was at the playground when I saw Daddy go with Auntie Kali into the woods. My friends and I went to look and he was giving Auntie Kali a big kiss."

Juniper frowned. "Okay, dear. What else happened?"

"I saw him turn her around and took off her shirt. They were panting loudly. It was hot outside so I think they were cooling off."

"What else they did, honey?"

"They kissed once again. Auntie took off his pants. Then, he grabbed her and put her on the hood of the car. Then, they began wrestling."

Juniper held onto Jaune tightly. "All right, dear. Say no more. I want you to save it for Daddy when he gets home." She bit her lip. "I want to see your father's surprised face when you tell it tonight." She reached for the phonebook. "In fact, let's make tonight special, Jaune. Care to go out tonight?"

Later that night, the Arc family were at a pizzeria. It was there where the excited Jaune repeated the story in front of his parents and siblings.

Juniper had an agitated smile. His father was getting paler by the minute.

Jaune took a bite of his pizza. "So, I saw Daddy and Auntie Kali wrestling. It kind of reminded me of you, Mommy when Uncle Jacques used to come over when Daddy was out of town."

The following day, the Arc family attended marriage counseling. They decided to call it even.

Short Story #5

It was Jaune's last day as a fee collector for the local newspaper before heading off to college. His four years of service was highly noticeable, recognized, and greatly appreciated. He was popular throughout his route.

At the first residence, he was welcomed by the Belladonna family. They baked him a pie and they gave him a gift card as a thank you for his service. Jaune thanked the family and carried on with his business.

At the second residence, he was welcomed by Taiyang Long and his children, Yang and Ruby. They presented him a plate of pancakes and a Gunpla toy as a thank you for his service. He thanked them and carried on with his business.

At the final residence of his block, he was met by Willow Schnee. At the entrance, she was wearing a revealing lingerie. Without a chance to speak, she grabbed his hand and lead him into the home.

There, he was welcomed by her lovemaking. Jaune couldn't imagine the passion Mrs. Schnee gave him. He gave her his virginity as she basked into the pleasure. So much so that she even allowed to release his contents inside of her.

The duo engaged in sex for the rest of the afternoon.

After they were finished, Willow took him to the kitchen to make him a huge breakfast. Although it was late to be dinner, he didn't mind. She said it was a "breakfast built for a king...for her king of the hour." The blushing Jaune was welcomed to hash browns, pancakes, salad, sashimi, waffles, and orange juice.

The duo ate in silence. He was eternally grateful of today. As she gave him a plate of dessert, a chocolate pie a la mode, he noticed a dollar sticking under his breakfast plate.

"How was your breakfast, Jaune," she asked.

"It was delicious. Thanks!" He looked at her. "Say, I noticed that there is a dollar here. Any particular reason may I ask?"

"Well," said Willow. "Last night, I asked my husband on what we should give you for your last route. He said, 'Fuck that dude. Give him a dollar for his worth.'" She pecked him on the cheek. "The breakfast was my idea as a token of my appreciation."

Short Story #6

Jaune was hired to play as a guitar for background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the film. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.

A month later, Jaune went to the porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark sunglasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a quite-so-familiar couple who also seemed to be in disguise.

Jaune was going to pretend that he didn't see Kali and Ghira Belladonna and vice versa.

The movie was even raunchier than he had feared. It featured group sex, lesbian sex, shemale-on-male and male-on-shemale, S&M, and even a dog. After a while, the embarrassed Jaune turned to the couple and said, "I am only here to listen to the music."

Kali tilted her sunglasses as she brushed under her fake mustache. "Yeah! We're only here to see our dog."