Hey, Nice to meet you. I'm AmethystViola, but you are free to call me anything you like. I don't plan to write stories but in the future maybe I will. I made this account to support authors I like. And review, like and follow stories people write. Name: Like I said I don't mind what you call me~ Sex: Female Age: Secret...but let's say I'm still pretty young. Favorite Color: ...that's hard, blue? or maybe purple? Favorite Animal: Cat's all the way!!! Favorite Flower: Well...because of my OTP I started to love Roses. But I always also loved Daisies~ Favorite Game/Anime: POKEMON!!! Favorite Cartoon: For now Miraculous Ladybug~ Favorite Pokemon: Eevee!!!! or Espeon...can't decide, I love them both. But somehow I got to adore Eevee more over the years... Favorite Shippings/Couples/Pairings in Pokemon
Shippings/Couples/Pairings I like in Pokemon Lyra and Silver ( Soulsilvershipping) - I played the game enuff said White/Hilda and N ( Ferriswheelshipping) - again the game Ash and Misty ( Pokeshipping) - it's cute Dawn and Paul ( Ikarishipping) - opposites attract Leaf and Gary (Oldrivalshipping) - Playboy found his match Red and Yellow ( Specialshipping) - they are both so cute Gold and Crystal ( SpecialQuestshipping) - ...pervert and Ms.Perfect Sapphire and Ruby ( Franticshipping) - IT ISN'T THE SAME AS HOENNSHIPPING. They only look similar but have totally different personalities, sassy Ruby and wild Sapphire.Shippings/Couples/Pairings I hate in Pokemon May and anyone - NEVER!!!! NO ONE DESTROYS MY OTP. Drew and anyone - same as above Kate and anyone - ...sigh...I'm sorry but no just no. Keith and anyone - same as aboveOther shippings/couples/pairings in Anime/Cartoons I adore Adrien/Chat Noir and Marinette/Ladybug (from Miraculous Ladybug)- I found it recently and fell in love with this shipping. They are purr-fect together and make a Claw-some combination. And got me to adore cat puns, lol, what can I say~ They make a paw-sitively cute couple, fur real. The love square is indeed very in-fur-iating, but their story never fails to put on my face. *sigh* Though it maybe would be better if they stay this way, through that many people can let their imagination flow and write their own endings.OK, I did watch many Anime and cartoons...but I can't really remember a story I loved as much at this one. And the Pokemon stories of course. I could write more about other shippings but I don't know~ Eevee Power! Help Eevee take over the world by pasting this on your profile. Credit goes to EeveeInHeat. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .HR Now a huge Contestshipping part Proof That Drew and May Go Together! 1. The roses Drew gives May. Rose 1: He gave a rose 'to Beautifly' after May's appeal, in Win, Lose or Drew. Rose 2: In Pros and Con Artists, he gave 'her Beautifly' another when he saw her training. Rose 3: At the end of Come What May Rose 4: In the first of the Grand Festival episodes, he gave her a rose while they were in the middle of an argument. 2. At the end of Come What May when he gave her the rose: May: This is for Beautifly right? Drew: *Flicks hair* Yeah, something like that. 3. In Disguise Da Limit Drew was unable to compete in the contest but he still turned up to see how May did, proving he cares enough to want to know how she did. 4. At the end of the Grand Festival episodes, May is blushing when Drew is walking away. 5. Drew's jealousy towards Harley in the Grand Festival. 6. In the first of the Grand Festival epi’s, when Harley caught sight of the rose he says something about it and May then cries "Harley-san!" 7. Drew caught a Masquerain, a Pokemon that can breed with Beautifly... 8. They helped each other out in the Wynaut ep and showed that their relationship is growing stronger. 9. Many people make fun and put down the people they like, to hide their real feelings. Like Drew does? You always hurt the ones you love, right? Hints to Contestshipping! 1. May and Drew 'meet cute'. 2. May and Drew bicker. 3. May and Drew fit the 'good girl/bad boy' pattern. The guy is intrigued by the girl right from the start, whereas the girl is repelled by his jerk-like behavior. The guy is often very good-looking and considered a catch by most other girls. Sometimes he even has loud, squealing fan-clubs (especially if this is a movie set in a high school). The girl is one of the only people who are not impressed with his charm and is scornful and dismissive towards him instead. The guy will make it his 'quest' to win the girl over. He generally does this by seeking out and antagonizing her. Although she may give as good as she gets, she rarely seeks him out in return or starts arguments with him. She tends to get much angrier during these spats than he does if he gets angry at all; more often than not, he will merely be amused by their exchanges. The guy often makes his feelings towards the girl very clear, but she doesn't take them seriously at first because he does so in a casual, flirtatious manner. She may find herself attracted to him, but will not admit so to others or sometimes even to herself. The guy eventually proves to the girl, either slowly over time or in one big, dramatic gesture near the end, that he's not the pillock she took him for, at which point she starts to return the feelings (or realizes she returns them if she already has them). Drew likes May 1. Drew is very interested in May. 2. Drew flirts with May. 3. Drew dislikes the idea of May being with other boys. Eventually Drew overhears Harley gloating over the success of his plan and busts him. Even after May's found out the truth and she and Harley have officially parted ways, however, Drew shouts at her for trusting him in the first place. This really shows how bothered he was by the whole thing; even after the threat is out of the way, he's still insecure about May being taken in so easily. Once May defeats Harley in battle, though, he seems to cheer up considerably. May likes Drew 1. May encourages Drew's advances. 2. May is sensitive to the idea of her and Drew as a couple. 3. May is very interested in Drew, too! When the Grand Festival hits, though, there are quite a few instances where May becomes quite preoccupied with Drew. In the first episode, she seemingly senses him standing some distance away and runs over to him. Later when he shouts at her, she stares after him, deeply upset. In the final epi, when he loses to Robert, she gazes at him with her eyes wobbling in the traditional anime way to show emotion. And of course, at the very end, she watches him walk away on the beach, with the wind blowing her hair around dramatically. She is so fixated on him that she doesn't even notice her friends and mother approaching until Ash physically obscures her view by holding an ice cream in front of her face. Even then, she only manages to keep her attention on them for a couple of seconds before turning back to Drew, her hands clasped in front of her, smiling and blushing. This causes her mother to jump in and tease her. EEVEE You are cute You love to play You don’t like getting into fights You hate the darkness or you are afraid of it You have a best friend forever You love your best friend very much You don’t say bad words Most people love you You are youngest of all your siblings You like to wish upon a star You have lots of stuffed animals TOTAL: 8 VAPOREON You can swim You go to swimming pool at least one time a week You hate racism Someone has said that you are hot You are very social You don’t spend more than 2 hours on the computer or TV (...how could anyone do that...) You enjoy sleeping You know most of your neighbors’ names You can speak in another language than English You visit social places (such as concerts, theaters,etc.) more than 1 time a week People call you a “smiley face” You LOVE spending time in the water TOTAL: 3 JOLTEON You are a street kid You have been in an accident You usually get into street fights Your favorite kind of music is rap You have been shocked by electricity (Hmm does the electric fences count? Then yes.) You seriously need to get a life People say you’re too egotistic You have tried gangsta style You try to be really cool You really want someone The last thing you did before you sit on computer was meeting with someone You hate something right now TOTAL: 1 (Really...) FLAREON You are kind of a hothead People try to calm you down When you want something, you won’t stop until you get it. (Sometimes) You are seriously waiting for something right now You annoy people You like cartoon villains more than heroes (They're more fun than Heroes) You would like to have red eyes. You were born in summer or spring You can think of crazy things You have burned something Things around you are stupid You didn’t/don’t like your life at a moment TOTAL: 5 ESPEON You believe in magic Your first boyfriend/girlfriend dumped you (How has this anything to do with Espeon?) You really love someone You believe in love at first sight You haven’t tried to smoke, drugs or drink alcohol You are a goody-goody…… ……or average You get injured easily People don’t really get you You MUST do something right now You are like a psychic You have great sigh TOTAL: 8 UMBREON You love the dark. you like to wear/see/use the color black. glow in the dark stickers are cool you are sometimes thought of as evil by your appearance. you look out for yourself at times. you have or would like to have a Umbreon in your Pokemon games. (Sure, I'd love to have all Eeveelutions) you are terrifyingly silent (I'm a bit shy...) you have eyes that make people timid or afraid. you have helped or been helped by someone but never said ‘ you’re welcome ’ or ‘thank you’. (On accident...sometimes) you are somewhat of a loner. you love to go out in the night. You have excellent vision in dark places. TOTAL: 7 LEAFEON Fall or spring is one of your favorite seasons. you adore the color green you love flowers but choose not to pick them clean, green and pristine is your way of life. animals adore you and you adore them. you are a very peaceful person. you care deeply for anyone even if you do not know them at all. you enjoy longs walk in nature or the woods. you are a vegetarian. your eyes are or you wish for them to be green. you really can’t stand cold days. people really love to be around you. (I guess??~ Lol, hard to say~) TOTAL: 11 GLACEON Winter days are your favorite days. Cold weathers don’t phase you with or without a jacket. You have (or wish to have) amazingly snow white or light blue eyes. You live in a place where it’s cold all year round. Hot days are your most hated time of any week. (if it's too hot) You don’t mind cold foods. (ICE CREAM!) You have once used a cold joke (cold-hearted etc.) during cold times. You adore very much the color white. You take long walks in the snow You have a cold personality. People can’t really call onto you for sympathy. You have heard the song Cold by Crossfade. TOTAL: 5 SYLVEON You are new to your school/work. You love the color pink You are a girly girl You like fancy clothes. You love fairies You can stand up to bullies/strong people You love to dance You don't hate anyone (not really) You have large eyes You are pretty You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. You are very friendly with everyone TOTAL: 7 Wow...i'm like a Leafeon. I would never have thought that. How to Tell, that you watch, play, and/or read to much Pokemon by Waveripple of Team Sunrise: 1. You think Pokemon is the most awesome game, manga, and anime ever. 2. You rant about Pokemon to your friends. (I guess with my online friends...) 3. You rant about Pokemon to your friends, and you KNOW they’re not listening to you. (My friends know nothing about Pokemon...) 4. You think Pokemon should have a life-action movie made. 5. You never thought of #4 but think it would be awesome anyway. (True, they should do that!!) 6. When you lose in some horrible, embarrassing manner, you run away yelling ‘We’re Blasting off again!’ 7. You’re going to do #6 next time you are defeated in a horrible, embarrassing manner. (LOL, I'll try~) 8. Your parents are worried about your Pokemon obsession. 9. Your parents are NOT worried about your Pokemon obsession. (As far as I know...) 10. You have dreams about your favorite shippings. (Everyday~ Or at least once a week~) 11. You have nightmares about the shippings you loath. 12. You wish you had a Pokemon, (Who wouldn't wish they had one!!!) 13. You wish you WERE a Pokemon. have spent more than 40 hours on a Pokemon game training your Pokemon and are only half way through. 15. You know for a FACT that Pikachu is Super Badass. (Not as awesome as Eevee but cool~) 16. You want to dress up as a Pokemon or a Pokemon trainer. (As a Trainer, it would be co cool~ But as a Pokemon isn't bad either..) 17. You HAVE dressed up as a Pokemon or a Pokemon trainer before. (sadly no) 18. You can say every Pokemon’s name when given a picture of them up to Gen. IV 19. You can say every Pokemon’s name when NOT given a picture up to Gen IV. (that depends...) 20. You have posters of Pokemon on your walls. (Yes, I got one finally!!!) 21. You have a kick-ass Pokemon party in your Pokemon game. 22. You have a kick-ass Pokemon party in your mind. 23. You think about Pokemon in odd places at odd times. (I.E.: In a classroom during a test, in the middle of a conversation, etc.) 24. You like having a Poké-ession. 25. You doodle Pokemon on important papers (I.E.: Paperwork, homework, tests, etc.) 26. You have started to pass the Poké-ession to a friend. 27. You HAVE passed the Poké-ession to a friend. 28. You want to have a huge Pokemon themed party. 29: You have had a huge Pokemon themed party. (I wish) 30. You post this on your profile and add your name to this list: Waveripple of Team Sunrise, DAMLWinner, LoveLoverGrl, ManaphyLove, Puppypaws4, BlueblazeHeart, Misty Ketchum97, eeveeluvr, maycontestdrew, AmethystViola If you like or love the battle frontier theme song copy and paste this into your profile If you love the original Pokemon series then copy and paste this into your profile If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile. If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile. If you LOVE Pokeshipping (AshXMisty), copy and paste this into your profile. If you are OBSESSED with Pokemon, copy this onto your profile as a fellow Poke-Freak! 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off. If you love contestshipping copy this into your profile! (more than anything) If you HATE cookieshipping (MayxHarley) copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this onto your profile! If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you absolutely LOVE contestshipping, pokeshipping, or ikarishipping, copy and paste this to your profile. (TOTALLY!!) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever gotten a random song stuck in your head for no reason at all when you weren't even thinking of anything LIKE the song, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile. AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing; however, not the kind of person you wanna mess with... you might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost. TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LIBRA - The Partner for Life 9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost. VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Sharpiequeen666, Contestshipper, uchihakiriko,beautifly-soul,DawnzNo1, 0x Emo Contestshipper x0, Gyaradosmaster, LyraXEthan, eeveeluvr, maycontestdrew, AmethystViola A true Pokemon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokemon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokemon holds. And you'll love Pokemon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokemon fan, then copy this onto your profile! I admit I have defended Pokemon from my friends before! GO POKEMON! Please read this, I promise it won’t give you a curse or anything like that- if you believe in all that stuff- it is just a really touching story. I was walking around in a Target store when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK', he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to him without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. As you can see, I went with #1 7 reasons not to mess with kids Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”. Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.” Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.” Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?” Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ” Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.” Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples. Some Horrible Pokemon Puns Good EEVEEning. Your stories are so FARFETCH'D. I'm gonna RAICHU some Pokemon puns. Sure, WYNAUT? Why don't you come with me on a MAGIKARP- et ride? That was quite ONYX-pected of you. I only date guys who are MISSINGNO teeth. That last fight almost TAURUS apart. I wanna PIKACHU in the shower. THAT HO-OH ME SOME MONEY. I use MACHOP sticks to eat rice. I hope you don't mind I TOGEPI in your shower this morning. KAKUNA, RATTATA, it means no worries. Thanks to my Doctor my HYPNO longer hurts. I hope you wear ABRA. I'm going to e-RATICATE all this homework. GEODUDE, where's my car? My roommate is sick and is KOFFING an awful lot. Don't JYNX me. Un-BAYLEEF-able. Your brothers are hot, I wanna SMOOCHUM. You should all be EXEGGCUTED for your terrible puns. Meaning of Each Letter in Your FULL Name (Not including middle name) A: Hot To think that you can spell my full name with 6 letters Ah, marriage: Before marriage: Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! After marriage (read it backwards. LOL!! XD) Female comebacks for cheesy pick-up lines : Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: Did it hurt? Women: Seeing your face? Yes, yes it did. (I can so imagine Leaf saying that to Gary ) S.C.H.O.O.L - Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives M.A.T.H.S - Mental Abuse To Human Souls H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K - Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge B.I.N.G - Bing Is Not Google H.A.T.E.R.S - Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success P.L.A.Y.B.O.Y - Perfect Liar And Young Bastard On You R.U.M.O.R.S - Rumours: Usually Made Of Ridiculous Shit H.O.P.E - Have Only Positive Expectations L.I.F.E - Living It Fully Everyday T.E.A.M - Together, Everyone Achieves More F.A.I.L - First Attempt In Learning M.A.C - Most Awesome Computer W.A.T.E.R - Wonderful and Totally Energising Refreshment B.E.E.R - Begining Enjoy, Ending Regret S.P.A.M - Seriously, Poor Advertising Method T.E.S.T - Torturing Every Student Tremendously C.L.A.S.S - Come Late And Start Sleep A.D.I.D.A.S - All Day I Dream About Sports ...M... Put this on ...A... your channel ...Y... if u love May ...D... Put this ...R... on your profile if ...E... you love Drew ...W... and stop him from being hated! If you think it's unfair that Drew isn't in ANY Pokemon movie, copy and paste into your profile. If you think May and Drew should have ended up together in the anime, cope and paste this on your profile. Stupid things that I have done: Marked in bold 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a grape squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (Worst feeling ever!!!) 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (thank god not...) 23. Have run into a closed door (It was a glass door...) 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else (we don't have guns here...) 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (Only a few of them...) 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock (English isn't my first language..) 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in (it took me ages figuring out what was wrong with it.) 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole (I tend to daydream a lot.) 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on (Uh huh...) 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (They looked exactly the same..) 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up (It happened to me in class once...) 48. Have poked yourself in the eye (Yeah...) 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair (Wow that can actually happen??) 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (...) 56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side. 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught multiple times. 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jam 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand (Umm..GROSS) 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on yours or someone else’s hair 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (I know what I'm doing tomorrow~ Update: I did it~) 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class. 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth 49/100 (Not bad i guess...) Woah...is my profile long? I love long Profiles they are so much fun to read. So i wanted to make one myself. |
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