Filthy Landlubberhide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Fallout, and Elder Scroll series. After a rather long time, realization has struck me: why would anyone care about an author's profile when there are stories to be read? Therefore, don't expect to find much here. I can't make a list of things I like because it would grow exponentially and I can't be bothered to update it every time I stumble upon a new band, game or book I may find myself to enjoy. You wouldn't really be interested in an Italian guy like me, anyway. So if you're reading this: stop wasting your time here and read something I've written, chop chop. Ideally "Under a Forlorn Sun", my not entirely new fanfiction. I've abandoned "Dragons of the Mojave", and the first chapters are painful to read anyway. Well, most of it is painful to read. |
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Inquisitor Carrow and the Phoenix Fiasco by littlewhitecat reviews
With Carrow forced into sick leave, much to his horror Timothy finds himself temporarily the Senior UnderSecretary to th Minister of Magic. Between dealing with political plots, unexpected business manoeuvres and the machinations of a bored Carrow, can he survive the year?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 150,226 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 12/1/2018
Question Time With Sheason Fisher by Sheason reviews
A companion piece to "New Vegas: Sheason's Story," where Sheason Fisher will answer your lingering questions about Sheason's Story. Strap in, folks, because the characters have gone more than a little bit Meta on us. Obviously, this isn't canon; this is a coping mechanism for the author, because he can't afford therapy. Anonymous "questions" will be deleted, no exceptions.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,617 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 4/17/2019 - Courier - Complete
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well. (Story adopted by Regina Dea. New author starts from Chapter 21)
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 309,462 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 3,897 - Follows: 4,243 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Eldar, Imperial Guard, J. Garson
Lelouch's Romance Dawn by Ordinn Beaucephalis reviews
"That's some impressive presence you've got there, kid. Tell me, how come you're not a commander yourself?"
Crossover - One Piece & Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 135,090 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 8/4/2016 - Robin, T. Law, Charlotte Katakuri, Lelouch L.
Inquisitor Carrow and the Tournament of Tribulations by littlewhitecat reviews
His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,504 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Complete
Borderlands Collection by Foryewhoartliterate reviews
A random assortment of Borderlands oneshots, featuring a wide variety of characters, genres, and pairings. Including humour, adventure, romance, and goodness knows what else. Enjoy!
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 84 - Words: 148,143 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/3/2019 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Lilith, Maya, Axton, Gaige
A Dead World by Laluzi reviews
He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?
Crossover - Fallout & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 588,752 - Reviews: 2401 - Favs: 3,027 - Follows: 3,232 - Updated: 10/3/2019 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Courier, Arcade G., Alex M./Zeus
Nothing But a List of Names to Mark His Ascension by darkeldar reviews
It is the end of the 41st Millennium, and the Aurelian subsector is overwhelmed by war. Attacked on all fronts by aliens and traitors, it is up to the outnumbered Blood Ravens to protect their recruiting worlds. Part of the Legacy of the Blood Ravens.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 493,248 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/11/2019 - Published: 8/16/2011
The Angel's War by RubbishRobots reviews
SEQUEL TO THAT WHICH HOLDS THE IMAGE. Life. All normal and stuff. With jobs and houses and boring-y, woring-y things like that. Normality, as Harry Potter realises, does not attract mad men in little blue boxes, so any hope of seeing his old friend the Doctor again is pretty slim. But then Ginny Weasley notices the sky is falling, and everything goes completely to hell.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,766 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 4/7/2013 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Supervillainy with Tuera for Fun and Profit by Sheason reviews
A series of short vignettes centering around a most unusual warlock from the world of Azeroth, named Tuera Ashama. Unusual, because she simply refuses to stay put in the world of Warcraft.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,553 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2018 - Complete
The Unforeseen Variable by FractiousDay reviews
Rewrite is up: As the Wizarding World crumbles around him, Harry Potter, unable to die a natural death, casts himself into Oblivion. Intercepted by a powerful magical artifact he journeys across the frozen land he has found himself in. But as he builds a new life in Mundus the Thalmor, Daedric Princes, and Empire all take notice of the Master of Death. (deadfic)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 185,956 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 2,944 - Follows: 2,673 - Updated: 6/11/2018 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Harry P., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
New Vegas: Sheason's Story by Sheason reviews
Is it fanfiction? Is it a novelization? Is it just the disconnected and incoherent ramblings of a man who has finally taken leave of his senses? Yes. This is my attempt at telling a story of New Vegas, but with my own twist, with my character Sheason as The Courier. It's not really "the" story of New Vegas, but it uses the game's plot extensively.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 174 - Words: 995,902 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 3/12/2017 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Courier - Complete
Blood is Thicker than Alcohol by xXHeart of GoldXx reviews
A collection of short stories focusing on Erica De Santa and her family. Many different genres such as angst, humor, and drama. Follow Erica as she lives through the shenanigans of everything the De Santa's, Trevor Phillips, and Franklin Clinton have to offer! Based on my OC from Awkward Child and Please Stay.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,215 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 7/15/2015
Last of the Silent Kings by Asuryan reviews
He had lead his people through the War in Heaven. He had shattered the gods themselves and united a galaxy against all odds. But how would he fare in another one entirely?
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 4/28/2016 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Necrons
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,002 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 7/30/2014
Mystery (Supported repost) by Inoke Chaz reviews
After investigating a 'mystery cave' at the bottom of a reef, Luffy, Zoro and Robin accidentally find themselves in Middle Earth. Now Luffy has two options. He can help save their world in exchange for a way home...or he can find some lunch. (Supported story.)
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,642 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Thranduil, Luffy, Zoro, Robin
A Completely Different Night At The Inventory by Sheason reviews
It starts when Sheason Fisher, the Courier Six from New Vegas, visits a place very much outside of New Vegas, and meets someone he wasn't expecting. Just another night in The Inventory. I was originally going to have this just be a one-shot, but I may do more.
Poker Night at the Inventory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,107 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2016 - Published: 9/9/2014
Through the Veil Strangely by littlewhitecat reviews
When Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries Harry attempts to nose-dive after him. A strange encounter for Harry radically changes his world view;why worry about a Dark Lord when there's a good book to explore?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,340 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Complete
Pirates in Space by kakawuh reviews
Follow the Straw Hats as they get kidnapped and forced to save the universe onboard the SSV Normandy. Focus on humor, action and new friendships, as Shepard gets slowly driven insane by the rambunctious pirate crew. Shepard pairing is still in the air. M for language and Violence.
Crossover - One Piece & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,857 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Straw Hats P., Shepard
Please Stay by xXHeart of GoldXx reviews
Sequel to Awkward Child. Now sixteen, Erica's world becomes very confusing when Amanda admits that she did not let Erica see letters that her mother sent her over the years. Angry and confused, Erica doesn't know who to believe anymore.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,347 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Complete
BRPD - Big Rok Polees Departmunt by Tau22 reviews
Sometimes, an ork craves to be un-orky. And sometimes, someone un-orky wants to behave a little bit too orky. On the Big Rok, both of these sides clash. And it's up to the BRPD to maintain something that very distantly resembles order. If you squint a little.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,648 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Orks, The Empire, Daemons, Eldar
Gaige's ECHO Logs by Discar reviews
A continuation of the Mechromancer's ECHO logs. Text only, unfortunately (Cherami hasn't returned my calls).
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 81,531 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Gaige - Complete
Awkward Child by xXHeart of GoldXx reviews
Amanda's niece, Erica, comes to spend the winter with the De Santa's. She's extremely odd for a child who is quiet, but Amanda is warned by her sister that the nine year old causes trouble. Just how much trouble can a kid who reads Shakespeare for fun get in to?
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,620 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Complete
Son Of The Warp by Meshakhad reviews
A new demigod arrives at Camp Half-Blood... and brings some shocking revelations about the world they all live in.
Crossover - Warhammer & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,321 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 11/9/2012
Inquisitor Carrow and the Bureaucracy of Failure by littlewhitecat reviews
Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,355 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
I Will Call Him Squishy by keita52 reviews
After winning a stuffed varren, Grunt starts carrying it everywhere he goes.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/23/2014 - U. Grunt, Shepard - Complete
Breaking the Cycle by theseeker64 reviews
The Knight Lautrec has stumbled upon a terrible realization: Lordran is being cycled over and over endlessly by a stream of 'Chosen' heroes. Now he's intent on finding a way to put an end to the madness, and is enlisting the aid of Quelana, Mother of Pyromancy, Patches the Hyena, and others to resolve this eternal conflict - and break the cycle. Cover Art by 'AskCiaran' on Tumblr.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 399,333 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Quelaana of Izalith, Solaire of Astora, Lautrec, Knight of Carim - Complete
What if? An Inquisitor Carrow Omake by littlewhitecat reviews
What if Carrow had never left the Charnel Guard, had never entered the Inquisition?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 102 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
40k: ToyHammer by Rogue Vector reviews
In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,721 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009
Uncle Trevor by Incy Little Spider reviews
Li'l Tracey Townley is home alone after the babysitter leaves to hang out with her creepy boyfriend. But then the best Uncle in the world pays a visit – and he doesn't take kindly to the fact that said creepy boyfriend has been looking at her funny...
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Tracy D., Trevor P. - Complete
That Which Holds The Image by RubbishRobots reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 3,438 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Consuming Direct Control by Hyliian reviews
With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,396 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - J. Garson, Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Angels of the Storm by Colonel-Mustard1990 reviews
The Reapers have come, doom threatens the galaxy and it is time for Malleus Scandarum and his brothers to stand firm and face the oncoming storm. ME3 Specfic, sequel to Hammerhand, complete.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 195,460 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Space Marines - Complete
Confessions of a Wayward Son by Tyrant of the East reviews
For ten thousand years, Chaos warbands have plagued the Imperium. Bringing woe and despair to the innocent, the Chaos Space Marines are the vilest foes known in the history of man. Yet not all warbands are the same in this...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,050 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010
Hammerhand by Colonel-Mustard1990 reviews
Honour the Chapter, honour the Emperor, honour the Imperium. Easy oaths to keep when in a world you can understand. Far, far harder, when a place steeped in heresy calls for aid and duty forces your hand to answer.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,150 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 375 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Complete
Think Tank by Altlantica Stitch reviews
In which a small gray violent alien and a large equally violent humanoid virus discuss the harvesting of brains and the throwing of military vehicles.
Crossover - Destroy All Humans! & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Time of Ending: the 40k Finale by nicholasakira reviews
13000 years after Horus, the Imperium is at its breaking point. The space marines are dying off and chaos is ready to claim the galaxy. This is the story of the epic conclusion of the Imperium's wars for survival.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 165,864 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
ToyHammer Omake Collection by Rogue Vector reviews
A collection of Omake from ToyHammer, these stories just use the characters and setting, but not the plot of the storyline. PLEASE REMEMBER THAT! Reviews and critiques will be much appreciated and the latter, rewarded!
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,421 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009
Berserker Hell by Lord Ironwolf reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if a Khorne Berserker got dropped into the One Hundred Acre Woods?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
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Under a Forlorn Sun reviews
Heroes? Us? No, we are no heroes. We never will be. Of all the possible names, only a fool could call us heroes. We are outcasts, looking for a way home.
Crossover - Fallout & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 80,195 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 9/1/2017 - Courier, OC
Dragons of the Mojave (ABANDONED) reviews
A.N. - This story is over, and I doubt I'll ever work on it again. If you want to read something I'll update and finish, something which takes much from this fanfiction, check "Under a Forlorn Sun" on my profile.
Crossover - Fallout & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 327,691 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/21/2017 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Courier, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
