おはよ、わたし Hana Odayaka (fake name obviously) and you can call me Hana-chan or Hana-nee-san

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Anime and Cartoon couples : NaLu, RinxLen, MikuxKaito, Gruvia, Rowen, and etc.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 M.P.H. on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

You say English, we say Japanese

You say cars, we say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You Say Ninja,We Say Naruto

You say Family, We say Vongola

You say notebook,We say DeathNote

You say Gay, We say Yaoi

You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.

Re-post if you're a Otaku and proud

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

Some True Statements:

There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

Was learning cursive really necessary?

Lol has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say”.

Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn’t know what do to with it.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.

I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

RANDOM THINGS:

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies-Willy Wonka

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Come join the dark side - we have cookies!

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

My favorite word is sarcasm.

There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken. ( I don't really like both boys )

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.

Quotes:

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

“Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering… WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?”

“You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"

“They say ‘Guns don't kill people, people kill people.’ Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Thatdepends on whether you’re in a nursing home or not.”

“Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

“You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.”

“Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.”

When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.”

“When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 2 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them."

"Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head."

"If you wish on a falling star it might come true...unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth...then no wishes come true...unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth."

"Best friends. We’re the kind of people who laugh at a joke three times. The first time, when it’s told. The second, when someone explains it. The third, five minutes later when we actually get it."

"Three a.m. phone call. 'Hey are you sleeping…?' '“No. I’m skydiving.' "

"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns left."

"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I’m going to mop the floor with you’re face.' I said, 'You’ll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.' "

"Déjà vu - When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends."

"I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug."

"Money can’t buy you happiness, but somehow crying in a Porche is a lot more comforting than crying on a bicycle."

"If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question."

"By the power vested in me, I now pronouce you deleted and blocked! You may now kiss my ass!"

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I haven’t tried before.”

“They say no one is perfect. Well, I’m no one.”

“Do not drink and drive--you might spill the drink.”

“Knowing is half the battle. The other half is punching someone in the face.”

“You can’t spell slaughter without laughter.”

“Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.”

“He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.”

“When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.”

“Stop drop and roll doesn’t work in hell.”

“There’s a dark cloud over my head, so I’m praying; ‘Lord, please don’t send lightning.’"

"Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge."

- "People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened."

- "Only in America… Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters."

- "Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends."

- "What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time…' A southern fairytale begins 'Ya’ll ain’t gonna believe this shit…' "

- "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I say more?"

- "When I was kidnapped my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."

- "Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you’ve been good this year… he died laughing."

- "Music: We have Youtube for that.

Sports: There's a Wii.

Spanish: There's Dora.

English: Everything's shortened anyways. (LOL, BRB, IDK)

Math: That's why we have calculators.

Geography: I'll buy a globe.

History: They're all dead anyways."

- "Good morning, I see the assasins have failed."

- "The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing."

- "Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate."

- "Dear Noah, we could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, the Unicorns."

- "Texting plus Facebook = Textbook. So I'm studying right?"

- "Dear students, I know when you're texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, your teacher."

- "I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as me."

- "During a test:

1. You look up for some inspiration.

2. You look down in desperation.

3. You look to your left and right for information."

- "Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge."

- "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you can't do."

- "I stay up late every night, regret it every morning, and then do it all over again."

- "Agreeing to whatever someone is saying just to make them stop talking."

"When I take my driving test, I know my best friend will be in the back seat yelling, 'WE ARE GOING TO DIE!!!'."