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Joined 11-17-13, id: 5332883, Profile Updated: 05-17-14
Author has written 7 stories for Batman, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello there, fellow fanfictioners!

I am the great and bountiful Heuress. Ta-da! I'm not exactly new to fanfiction, as I've been reading it for quite a bit. I just haven't made an account until now. But I love writing and will definitely be uploading some stories soon enough...

Stuff That I Love:

Harry Potter (favourite books)

Doctor Who (best TV series ever. Period.)

DC Comics (Batman, Superman, Justice League, Young Justice, Teen Titans etc.)

Marvel Comics (X-men... definetely X-Men, The Avengers, the Fantastic Four, Iron Man, Thor etc.)

The Dark Knight Trilogy

The Avengers

Pizza

X-Men Trilogy

X-Men: First Class (best superhero movie)

Cake

Chocolate

Cupcakes

Waffles

Pancakes

Thor

Thor: The Dark World (best superhero movie of the year, for those who haven't seen it)

Scott Pilgrim vs The World

The Hunger Games Trilogy (OK, so kids fighting to the death doesn't seem very appealing at all, but if you read the books, it's actually very good)

Superhero Movie

Epic Movie

The Lord Of The Rings

The Hobbit

Martial Arts

Fullmetal Alchemist

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Fairy Tail

Baka And Test

Hetalia : Axis Powers

Hetalie: World Series

Favourite Characters:

Remus Lupin

Nymphadora Tonks

Sirius Black

Severus Snape

Cho Chang (surprised?)

All Next Gen Kids (Al, James, Lily, Hugo, Rose, Scorpius, Fred II, Roxanne, Molly II, Lucy, Dominique, Victoire, Louis, Lorcan & Lysander)

Fred & George Weasley

Molly and Arthur Weasley

The Doctor (faves are 4, 7, 9 and my absolute favourite, 10)

Rory

Jack

Donna

Rose

Martha

Clara

Jenny

Brig

The Master

Bruce/Batman

Connor/Superboy

Clark/Superman

Dick/Nightwing/Robin

Jason/Red Hood

Tim/Red Robin

Cass/Blackbat

Barry/Flash

Bart/Flash

Wally/Kid Flash

Raven

Roy Harper/Speedy

Oliver/Green Arrow (Don't know why I like him, I just do)

Tony/Iron Man

Thor (best Avenger, without a doubt)

Loki (Loki is the best. Period. All hail Loki!)

Charles/Professor X

Erik/Magneto

Scott/Cyclops

Jean (Pheonix)

Remy/Gambit (he's SO hot)

Raven/Mystique

Sean/Banshee

Alex/Havok

Anna-Marie/Rogue

Kitty Pryde

Alisa/Cipher

Phil Coulson

Piotr/Colussus

Wanda/Scarlet Witch

Pietro/Quicksilver (even though he's a douche, I still like him)

John/Pyro

Fullmetal Alchemist

Roy Mustang

Maes Hughes

Greed

Ling Yao

Scar

Mei Chang

Jean Havoc

Fuery

Fairy Tail

Erza

Jellal

Gildarts

Cana

Alzack

Wendy

Lyon

Gray

Happy

Simon

Hetalia

England

Scotland

France

Russia

Italy

Germany

Greece

Canada

Prussia

China

Romano

Spain

Denmark

Poland

Switzerland

Macau

Austria

I dislike all pairings from Hetalia, with the possible exception of Austria and Hungary or Prussia and Hungary. I mean, my main issue with pairings such as "USUK" and "FrUK" is that France and England basically grew up together and bicker constantly (kind of like brothers) and England raised America. SuFin... well, I don't know what to say about that one. It's clear that Sweden actually does love Finland, but in canon, his feelings are not returned. I don't know why, but I can't look at one of these pairings without cringing. Another pairing that I dislike is Spamano. Again, Spain practically raised Romano after Austria gave him up. Everyone's allowed to have their own opinion, but I just don't like pairings...

My favourite group in Hetalia is "The Bad Touch Trio". They're the best!

So those peeps are awesome. I think I'd have to say that my favourite "band" of superheroes are X-Men. Without a doubt. Especially the First Class crew. I love James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender, their mere presence in the movie makes it automatically brilliant.

Stories That I will be Posting On FanFiction:

Water, Water Everwhere:
AU. Dick babysits his younger siblings.

Run: Amelia Pond is your average policewoman. One day, she's asked to investigate Pador Manor after the inhabitants claim that there is something stalking them. When she finds nothing particularly suspicious, she tries to leave, but it turns out she's trapped. Along with the owners of the manor, Amy tries to escape. But they are not alone... AU. Policewoman!Amy, Dark!Rory. Rated M for MURDER.

My Kid Companions: AU. Amy, Rory, Clara and the Children Of Time (Rose, Sarah-Jane, Donna, Martha, Jack and Mickey) are kids and a prophecy about them bringing about the end of the universe has been made. The Doctor, working for the High Council of Gallifrey, is tasked with the mission to find them and take them into custody before the end of the universe can ever happen. Well... that's easier said than done. Kid!Companions.

In the Beginning, There Were Mutants: AU. After the events of First Class, Charles and the X-Men must find more mutants. The search for more mutants begins!

Like Magic: Hogwarts School is a place where students from 11-18 can go to. It is a school of hope, a sanctuary for those who are gifted. It was a child's dream to go there one day, said to be the best school in the world. Harry Potter was one of those who were accepted at the school. He had spent four years at Hogwarts and loved it more than any other place in the world. However, he and his friends have a bit of a reputation at school as the Golden Trio... AKA, a band of misfits. They always got themselves into trouble without actually meaning to. One day, things go too far and the trio find themselves in a world of trouble that they had never experienced before. Will they be able to stay at the school or be expelled? AU. Muggle!Hogwarts

The Tale Of A Loner: When Harry Potter is accepted into Hogwarts, a boarding school, his aunt and uncle are more than happy to get rid of him. Harry has always been a strange boy, a freak. Even when he went to Hogwarts, teachers and students alike avoided him like the plague. After a strange event, some students offer their friendship to Harry. Harry, who had never before had friends in his life, accepts their offer without a second thought. But are his new "friends" all that they seem to be? AU, Muggle!Hogwarts, no magic :(

The Lone Wolf: Remus Lupin has always been a social outcast. One day, a troublemaker takes an interest in him and takes him under his wing. He introduces him to his friends and Remus finally feels accepted, but he can't help but wonder: what do these boys want with him?

My Love For You Is Evermore: Ginny Weasley is obsessed with famous and popular Harry Potter. She is madly in love with him and declares her love for him in front of the whole school, only to be rejected. Hurt and angry, Ginny will do anything to be number one in Harry Potter's life and does the unthinkable to Harry's dates. Rated M for MURDER and PSYCHOPATHIC-ness. Dark, Insane!Ginny, OOC!Harry.

A Nightmare In Hogwarts: Every student in Hogwarts begin to have mysterious nightmares. What is the source of these nightmares and who can stop them?

Crisis Averted: Dick is left in charge of his siblings. With a mischevious Tim and an angry Jason, things don't look so good... Three-Shot.

Like a GINGER: Two words: Ginger Doctor. Just picture it for a moment... doesn't it look maginificent? The Doctor thinks it does. Clara... not so much. One-Shot.

The Doctor Has A What?: While battling monsters and saving planets, the Doctor and Clara run into Jenny. The Doctor's in denial, Jenny's overwhelmingly happy and Clara just want to know what the hell's going on.

Children Of The Atom: Erik Lehnsherr was many things. A cowardly weakling was not one of them. When faced with a horrible decision to make, the leader of the Brotherhood Of Mutants must take action and not let his personal emotions get in the way.

The New King Of Asgard: Loki has planned something terrible for the people of Asgard. He's completely driven by madness and hatred. He hates Thor, he hates his "friends", he hates the Aesir but most of all, he hates Odin... or does he?

Not my Brother: Loki escaped captivity and has sworn revenge on his not-brother Thor. He's convinced that he hates him, despises him, loathes him, wants to kill him... but does he really?

Death Wish:
A powerful enemy has arrived in Gotham and its up to the Dark Night, Nightwing, Robin, Red Robin and Red Hood to stop this mysterious villain. The question is, will they succeed?

I'm Better Than Him: Set before Thor's banishment to Earth and before Loki finds out about his true heritage. Loki is determined to prove to everyone that he is better than Thor.

The Bad Touch Trio's Guide To Raising Countries: The Bad Touch Trio decide to write a guidebook based on their own experiences.

You Need To Loosen Up: Human AU. Gilbert Beilshmidt, Francis Bonnefoy and Antonio Carriedo are the three infamous members of the Bad Touch Trio. They have only one goal: to free anyone and everyone from the burden of being a virgin. Some of their victims partners are more than happy to lose their virginity to them... others are not... WARNING: Sex, sex and sex. Rated M. Seriously kiddos... you don't want to read this.

How Hard Can It Be?: Antonio Carriedo has always wanted a child and adopts an adorable little Italian boy called Lovino Vargas. People who know Lovino have tried to warn Antonio about him, but Antonio goes ahead with the adoption anyway. After all, what could possibly go wrong?

Feeling Un-Awesome: People think that Gilbert Beilshmidt is a rude, self-absorbed demon who loves nobody but himself. In truth, he's just a sad little boy who hates himself. He feels that no one will ever understand him and that no one cares about him, but that all changes when he meets two boys in a similar situation. Will he finally be able to have friends?

Behind Blue Eyes: Everyone thinks they've got Francis Bonnefoy all figured out... they couldn't be more wrong.

Behind Bushy Eyebrows: Everyone thinks they've got Arthur Kirkland all figured out... they couldn't be more right.

Children Everywhere: Prussia and France are shocked to find out that Spain has kids. They immediately demand to meet them. Oh, how they'll soon regret that... Papa!Spain, OC!Latin American Countries.

We Are Family: England feels that his siblings hate him, but deep down- really, really deep down- they might actually... tolerate him.

A Different Time: Scotland and England didn't always hate each other. There was a time, long ago, when they actually loved each other. WARNING: Lots of brotherly love and fluff.

The Responsibilities Of Being Older: The older countries have to look after their younger siblings.

A Stormy Night: A storm wakes up a young America and it's up to England to put him back to sleep.

Why Doesn't He Love Me?: To say that Belarus adored her big brother would be an understatement. She was obsessed with him, but she can't understand why he rejects her all the time. Why doesn't he love her?

Run Away, Little One: Gilbert tells Peter that Tino and Berwald don't actually love him, so Peter runs away to his big brother's house. He begs Arthur to let him stay, but Arthur calls Tino and Berwald to pick up Peter, much to the horror of Peter. The two get into a heated argument and Peter runs off yet again, thinking that nobody loves him.

Worst Days Of My Life: England has to look after Sealand for a fortnight. Needless to say, the brothers aren't looking forward to it.

When Feelings Are Not Returned: It's no secret that Berwald is in love with Tino, but Tino doesn't feel the same way. One-sided SuFin.

Are You A Boy Or A Girl?: Elizaveta encourages her husband to spend some time and bond with their new son, Feliciano. However, Roderich doesn't know if Feliciano is a boy or a girl.

The Bad Touch Trio's Newest Member?: England wants to be part of the Bad Touch Trio (don't ask why), but first, he has to pass the Initiation Test...

Two Sides Of A Coin: AU. When Alfred F. Jones-Kirkland moves to another country, he never imagined that he would meet his long-lost brother...

When Friendship Dies: It's the Franco-Prussian War and France and Prussia are fighting furiously against one another. How did their relationship fall apart and will it ever be mended? Kind of a historical fic.

New Friends: It's the Austrian-Prussian War and Prussia allies himself with France and Spain. Prussia intends to do two things: kick Austria's ass and be awesome. He never expected to become friends with his allies.

Little Brother's Gone: After America's revolution, England falls into a deep pit of despair and mourns the loss of his little brother.

Bye Bye Brother: France looks at Italy and still sees the young boy that used to be his brother.

My Idiot Brother: Despite being France's younger sister, Monaco is always the more responsible of the two. Whenever France is in trouble, she comes to his aid and helps him out whenever she can. One day, though, France takes it too far and Monaco refuses to be responsible for her older brother anymore.

Heta Oni: This is basically "Heta Oni", but with more details and more character development.

Brothers Are Natural Enemies: England and Scotland hate each other, despite being brothers. Everyone is annoyed by their antics, especially Wales, Northern Ireland and Ireland (who don't exactly get along swimmingly well with England either). However, things turn gradually worse and the brothers have declared war on one another. Will their friends be able to stop them or will Scotland and England forever be locked in an endless war?

Little Sisters Are Scary: Russia loves his little sister, he really does. But she terrifies the crap out of him... One-shot.

I'm Not A Nobody!: Canada is sick and tired of being ignored by everyone else and decides to leave with Sealand, who is fed up with people not recognising him as a country. Little does Canada know that, despite having ignored him for a very long time, his family and friends miss him terribly and will do anything to get him back.

Smiles All Around: Sometimes, Roy Mustang can't stand Maes Hughes. But most times, he wouldn't give his best friend for the world.

An Odd Family Indeed: Because the Homunculi are family.

Fullmetal Babysitter: Maes and Gracia leave Al and Ed to babysit Elysia. Totally easy, right? Wrong.

It's Raining: Roy finds out about Maes' death.

We Are Family: Everyone knows that the Fairy Tail Guild is practically family. What sort of nonsense do the members of this family get up to? Includes all Guild Members. This is a familial story because really... the Guild IS family.

Choose your top ten characters from Hetalia in any order.

1. Arthur (England)

2. Francis (France)

3. Gilbert (Prussia)

4. Ivan (Russia)

5. Feliciano (Italy)

6. Lovino (Romano/ S. Italy)

7. Feliks (Poland)

8. Roderich (Austria)

9. Vash (Switzerland)

10. Antonio(Spain)

1) Which is the better pairing, Two/Ten or Six/Seven?

Francis and Antonio or Lovino and Feliks? I think Francis and Antonio would be the better pairing. After all... they are two thirds of the Bad Touch Trio... besides, I don't think Lovino likes Feliks... ;)

2) Do you think Seven/Two will ever happen?
Feliks and Francis? I actually wouldn't be surprised if this happened.

3) Have you ever read or written Four/Five?
Erm, no. Not really. But that's given me a good idea actually!

4) Nine and One are getting married. How does Eight react?

Vash and Arthur are getting married? I guess Roderich would just be in shock... I know I would be...

5) Write a plot for a Two/Ten fic.

France and Spain had a complicated relationship that none of the other nations could quite understand. One minute, they could be the closest friends and the next, they could be the other's worst enemy. Yet, despite their strange relationship, they were both quite content. This is the story of the country of romance and the nation of passion.

OK, I admit it, that's just bad, but I couldn't think of anything else XD

6) How would Nine announce to Seven he/she's pregnant, and what would Seven do/say?
Vash tells Feliks that he's pregnant? O.o Well, that's certainly a strange scenario. I think Feliks would be dumbfounded and ask who the father is (which, according to question number 4, it would probably be Arthur... probably) before spilling the gossip to anyone he knows and throwing Vash a huge, wild party.

7) Does the pairing One/Two exist? How about Three/Five?
Yeah, One/Two exists... it's called FrUK. Three/Five? I haven't ever heard of a story with that pairing, but I have heard of Feliciano and Ludwig (Germany), which is kind of close seeing as Germany is Prussia's brother.

8) Pretend you're writing a story with this plot: "Eight and Two are about to get married when suddenly Three admits his feelings for Two. Two decides to leave Eight and gets married with Three. Eight, inconsolable, has an unhappy threesome with Seven and Six and in the end, finally realizes his true love is and has always been Five." Would anyone read this?
Roderich and Francis were the happiest couple in the world and one day, Francis proposed to his love. However, a horrified Gilbert admits his feelings for Francis and asks Francis to marry him. A shocked Francis eventually finds that he returns Gilbert's feelings and runs away with him, much to the grief and disbelief of Roderich. After a horrendous heart-break, Roderich starts having meaningless sex with people. However, after a disastrous threesome with Feliks and Lovino, he comes to realise that he may never truly heal. Can a certain pasta-loving Italian possibly help?

I think that "summary" basically tells the whole story, but there it is.

9) Is Six/Seven okay with you or do you wish to kill it with fire?
Lovino and Feliks isn't a good pairing, in my opinion. Mostly because I think Romano hates most nations (including Poland) and it's just... a foreign concept. However, I won't hate on people who do like this pairing... if there are any.

10) Four takes Two out on a romantic dinner, and One comes and ruins it. Write about that.
Oh, I can see this happening. Ivan asks Francis out on a date and Francis happily accepts. The two go out for a romantic dinner in a posh restaurant when their waiter. a disgruntled Arthur, arrives to take their order. Chaos ensues.

11) Who would Seven rather get together with? Ten or Three?

Ooh, hard one. Would Feliks rather go out with Antonio or Gilbert? I'd say Antonio, because Gilbert and Feliks would probably fight a bit and Gilbert would call him a gay cross-dresser and that he was nowhere near as awesome as he was and all hell would break loose. Also, Antonio is a really nice guy :)

12) Would Nine and One make a good couple?
Vash and Arthur... OK, what is with all these "Nine and One" questions? Heh heh. I don't think they would make a good couple, because Vash is neutral and won't necessarily hate Arthur's enemies (actually, he would, but he'd hate Arthur too).

13) Listening to the song "You Belong With Me", write a story for a love triangle with Ten/Two/Eight.
Antonio, Francis and Roderich, eh? Hmm... maybe Francis could be in love with both Antonio and Roderich (not that hard to believe) but the the Spaniard and the Austrian demand that Francis picks one of them. Francis somehow manages to convince them that love should be shared and all three start a relationship with each other. Or something... XD

14) Is there such thing as Six/One or does it not compute?
Nope, no such thing exists. At least, not to my knowledge...

15) Would you read/write a Six/Three/Ten or is it such a bad idea that you want to kill me right now?
If it's not a pairing, then sure. But if it is, I'll gladly kill you on the spot.

16) Is Two/Nine canon? If it's not, how would you feel if it was?
Ha ha, no it's not canon. If it was, it would be strange, but I could probably get used to it... nah, not really. I can't seem to ship Vash with anyone, least of all the one who dates 'em and leaves 'em.

17) Three finds Four lying on the ground, bleeding and unconscious. Write about that.
"It was a warm, sunny day and Gilbert was happily eating a pretzel when he came across a huge, tall body lying in a ditch, blood rapidly oozing out of the tall nation's chest. Gilbert recognised the person as Ivan and was delighted to find that the extremely tall Russian was unconscious. Gilbert whipped out his phone from his pocket and took a photo, sending it to everyone he knew. He then smirked at the unconscious Russian, took a bite of his pretzel and left without looking back."

Ooh, evil, I know. But Gilbert hates Ivan and vice versa, so I doubt that he would be quick to save almighty Russia's life.

18) Everyone is against Ten/One and wants every of its shippers to rot in hell. Y/N?
SpUK isn't that bad of a ship, but I don't ship it. That's probably because I don't really ship any of the characters together [except for Roderich and Elizaveta (Hungary) or Gilbert and Elizaveta). Still, I don't think its shippers should "rot in hell". There are a lot worse pairings than that.

19) Nine walks in on Five and Three getting it on. What does he/she do? Write about that.
"The personification of Switzerland whistled as he walked down the corridor when he heard strange moaning sounds. Curious, Vash followed the noises until he found himself in the living room. His eyes widened like saucers at what he saw. The personification of Italy and the personification of Prussia were lip-locked and going at it like a bunch of wild animals. Vash yelled at Feliciano and Gilbert. The country and the ex-nation turned to face him, the former blushing furiously while the latter simply smirked at Vash. Vash immediately ordered them out of his house. Gilbert refused to leave, but Feliciano was waving a tiny white flag, crying and begging Vash not to kill them. Vash took out his shotgun and sent Feliciano running to the hills, with Gilbert not far behind."

20) Rant about the idea of Six and Nine getting together.

Lovino and Vash... holy snickets, that sounds surprisingly awesome! Lovino is like fire and Vash is like ice (unless if you trespass on his land... then you'll be begging for death). They're both rude to a degree and hate a lot of people, with each having only one person who is really close to them (when you think about it, although I think Lovino actually does love his little brother and acts like a total dick to Antonio, I think he actually really cares about Antonio. Same for Vash: he and Roderich used to be super close, but now their relationship is strained and the only person really close to Vash is his little sister). In a way, they're quite similar. They just express their anger in different ways: Lovino will yell and call you a bastard and Vash will take out his shotgun. Lovino and Vash isn't a really bad idea, in my opinion. However, I still don't "ship" it. I don't ship anything. Heh heh heh...

Time for... ANOTHER HETALIA QUIZ!

Pick ten random characters (these can be any characters, not just favourites or least favourites).

1. Finland

2. Spain

3. France

4. Canada

5. China

6. Denmark

7. America

8. Sweden

9. Greece

10. Seychelles

1. 1, 3, 5, 6 each want to kill 4. Why?
Well, that's kind of strange. I mean, France is basically Canada's older brother and raised him, Finland is too nice to be that mean, China... well, alright. It might be possible that China and Denmark would want to kill Canada. Why? Because China and Canada are secretly rivals and want to be more economically advanced than the other and Denmark is just bored. Although really, I don't think anyone would want to kill Canada, especially seeing as most nations don't even know he exists.

2. 1 thinks 8 is gay. What's 8's reaction?
In this case, Finland is absolutely correct. It's already canon that Sweden is gay, Himaruya himself said that Sweden was the only character with a definite sexuality and he's gay. Also I think Finland knows this and is slightly creeped out by it because Sweden loves him. I think Sweden would be glad, because his "true love" knows the truth...

3. 5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!?!?!?!?

"hobo-powered?" What? Anyway, China has loads of workers at the ready while Denmark tries to convince the other Nordics to aid him in his mission and to thwart his rival China's plans. By the time Denmark's troops get to him, China has already created the death beam and Denmark manages to steal it using his coolness but then China goes all ninja on him and the two end up destroying the beam. Also, they were given a time-limit on creating it and both failed, so they were fired. This turned a rivalry into something so much worse.

4. 1 tries to kiss 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6. Will they let him/her?
Spain lets Finland kiss him out of kindness, France tries to take a simple kiss to the next level, Canada does it to be polite, China refuses to be kissed by anyone, even someone as sweet and kind as Finland and Denmark is simply weirded out because Finland is like a brother to him.

5. 7 gets a bazooka and starts shooting at everyone, who will survive?
America getting his hands on a bazooka? Uh oh. Because they're countries, they can't really be killed by bazookas, can they? However, it can cause damage to their lands and America goes on a crazy rampage and mainly targets Russia.

6. 4 dies, how does 1 and 10 react to it?
Finland is saddened by Canada's death and Seychelles is grieving her kind-of-but-not-really brother's death (he's her kind-of-but-not-really brother because France raised them both).

7. MKFan jumped out of nowhere in the middle of the quiz, how does everyone react to it?
They react the same way that they would usually all react to Canada: "Who is this?"

8. What question would 2 ask 10 and what would 10 answer?
Spain: "Do you want to be my new colony?"

Seychelles: "Heh heh, aww, you're so cute, Spain."

Spain: "..."

Yeah, I know, it sucks, but what's Spain gonna ask Seychelles? If you replaced Seychelles with Monaco, it would be a different matter entirely.

9. 6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword he can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does he make a reach for the sword, and can he fight back against the monster?
Being Denmark and being super cool, I'd say he'd grab the sword, even if it had Greece's bogeys on it.

10. 1, 6, and 7 go to Mulligan’s to play laser tag. But 7 forgot to call 3 and 4 to tell them they were going. When they get back 7 finally realizes they forgot to call. What is 3 and 4's reaction when 1, 6, and 7 return?

When Finland, Denmark and America come back from laser tag and France yells at them and becomes hysterical. Canada tries to scold them, but as usual, everyone ignores him/no one sees him.

11. 3 thinks 7 is MADLY in love with him/her. But 7 likes 9! What is 3's reaction?
Er... France thinks America loves him...? But America likes... Greece? I don't think that would ever happen, but France would break down and look defeated while cursing Greece as loud as he could.

12. 6, 8 and 4 have sexy time. Is it sexy?
Oh, yeah. Totally sexy ;)

13. 6, 8 and 4 are all eating cake. Who poisoned it?
Russia. Don't get me wrong, I adore the largest nation in the world, but he would definitely do something like this. Not because he's evil or anything; but because Sweden and Russia (both being the tallest countries) hate each other after the war over Finland and even though Sweden and Denmark don't get along very well, Denmark would definitely come to Sweden's aid (not that Sweden would really need aid; after all, he isn't defenceless. Then again, Russia would be his opponent, so...) and Canada is the second largest country, so Russia will try to wipe him out or something.

14. Someone passes out fortune cookies. 2 gets one that says 'The person next to you is evil'. What does 2 do to number 5, who is right next to them?
Spain tries to sneak up on China and take him down but China, being a ninja, spots him and demands to know what he's doing. Spain doesn't bother lying (because even when facing an "enemy", he's honest... well, "honest") and tells him about his fortune cookie. China, who knows everything about fortune cookies, tells him it is a fake. Spain, wanting to believe this, sighs in relief. When he turns his back, China's eyes flash red.

15.The Nargles are attacking 7 and 8. What does 3 do?
France does absolutely nothing. He just watches as America and Sweden are being attacked... and then he strips.

16. Make up an e-mail address for 6.

www.cooldane@

17. What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit?
I would show him cats and hug him because Greece is just adorable!

18. What subject would 1 teach if s/he were a teacher/professor? Would s/he be good at it?
Finland would teach history. As I very well know, there is a lot of interesting stuff that happened to Finland over the years. From belonging to Sweden, to belonging to Russia, to fighting and gaining its independence, I'm sure Finland will be a great professor! He's kind too, so the students will love him :)

19. 4 is walking home when s/he sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his/her legs. Will s/he kick it away, or take it home?
Canada, being Canada, would take it home and introduce it to Kumajirou, who would grow jealous of the cute fluffy creature, despite not acknowledging Canada's existence.

20. If you had the chance to rewrite 1's life, how would you change it?
I would make Finland's life less hard. Apparently, he is the Nordic who has been through the most hardships, and I would make him happy and give him presents for a change (he's always the one playing Santa... does anyone even remember to give presents to poor Finland? Well, except Sweden...)

21. 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
Spain and America are making out and Seychelles walks in. She's shocked, but happy for them and, unlike Hungary (who would squeal and tell everyone about this), she keeps their secret.

22. 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?
France marries all of them. Obviously.

23. 7 challenges 1 to staring contest, why? And who wins?

America challenges Finland to a staring contest because he wants to see if he can beat "Santa". Finland wins because he has super wide eyes and hardly ever blinks, while America's glasses somehow slip off and he has to pick them up again.

24. If you had to pick a video game character to pair up with 4, who would you choose?

I would pick Ezio, because maybe he can help get Canada out of his shell. Although, Ezio would probably forget about Canada. Then again, maybe the assassin life isn't the life for Canada. Oh well.

25. 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
I welcome China and Greece and try to help them get to sleep before they trash my house. However, if they prove to be too much for me, I'll throw them out :D. No matter how epic China is or how adorable Greece is, my house is my pride and joy.

26. 9 and 2 are depressed, why?
Greece is depressed because he fears that he will never know the meaning of life (he's way too into philosophy) and Spain is depressed because Romano keeps taking him for granted.

27. 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Sweden stares blankly at Canada, Denmark and America with that stoic expression of his and then leaves without a word.

28. Think 8 could be a super model?
Sweden? If he can smile more often and show his emotions more, then why the hell not? He's good looking.

29. They all get involved into an epic brawl (not the video game), and only one of them survives, who won?
Neither of them would actually die (just sayin') but I'd say China. He's the eldest and most experienced... also, he does kung-fu.

30. One of them falls in love with you, which one?
France... because he falls in love with everyone.

31. GENDER SWAP! What happens?
All hell breaks loose. Finland is a pretty blonde, Spain is a sweet and kind woman, France is a hot heart-breaker, Canada is a girl who is always ignored, China is a sexy ninja, Denmark is totally hip, America is a loud, obnoxious but overall fun young woman, Sweden is a serious woman, Greece is the crazy cat-lady and Seychelles is kind-hearted and smooth young man.

32. 2 posted a picture of 1 and 10 making out on the Internet! What happens?
England is furious and jealous, France is appalled and a bit pissed off, Sweden wants Seychelles' blood, America finds the couple "super", Canada's happy for them, Greece has no idea what to feel, Denmark's laughing his ass off, China sighs and says "young love", while Spain's proud of himself and loves all the chaos he brought about.

33. JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION!!!
Finland flies away on his sleigh, Spain takes out a red sheet, hoping that a lion was a bit like a bull, France is frozen to the spot, Canada is ignored by the lion, China gets ready for battle, Denmark takes a picture and posts it on Facebook, America backs away but looks on in awe, Sweden stares at it with his stoic expression, Greece goes forward to pet the lion (he's good with cats) and Seychelles hides behind a frozen France.

34. New scenario: 3 is driving down a lonely road with 1 in the back seat. The car breaks down, and they ask to stay at a roadside house. What happens?
France attempts to seduce Finland, ends up making Finland uncomfortable, France then proceeds to apologise, Finland accepts his apology, France suddenly kisses him, Finland faints.

35. Another new scenario: imagine 2 has a bride, if he or she didn't already, and a baby is born. 3 is asked to babysit. What happens?
Surprisingly, something brilliant. If it were with an adult, all hell would break loose, but France is good with kids and adores them. It makes sense that Spain would ask one of his best friends to babysit. However, things aren't completely peachy when France takes the baby shopping and starts flirting with the pretty cashier. The baby somehow manages to fall off and France has to take a wailing baby back home and tries to feed the baby only to have it vomit all over him. France starts sobbing along with the baby, devastated by the huge stain of vomit on his lovely clothes. After that, France vows to never babysit until the baby is at least 3.

36. Something happens that makes 7 a little kid. 3, 5 and 8 have to take care of him/her. What happens?
France, China and Sweden have to look after a young America. France does pretty well, China does excellently and Sweden fails horribly.

37. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 1?
Denmark or Finland? I'd say Finland. Denmark would be more of the class clown XD

38. Do you think 2 is hot?
Super hot. Hot, hot, hot. Yep, he's hot.

39. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
I'd say he'd probably choose Canada. Spain is one of France's best friends and France raised Canada making Spain a kind-of-but-not-really honorary uncle. Also, I haven't really seen Spain and China interact much, if at all...

40. 1 gets a paper cut. What is the immediate reaction?
Finland tries not to panic, but the other Nordics (particularly Denmark) make things worse.

41. 5, 3, 2, and 8 are waiting for the bus. Write the conversation they have until the bus arrives.
China: "When does the bus get here, aru?"

France: "I 'eard that it arrives in five minutes."

Spain: "While we are waiting, would anybody like a churro?"

Sweden: "..."

China: "..."

France: "I'll 'ave one."

Silence.

China: "Look at the time! The bus should be here by now! What is taking it so long?"

Sweden: "Ma'be it cr'shed."

France: "..."

Spain: "..."

China: "You really shouldn't say such things, aru."

Spain: "Well, the bus doesn't seem to be coming. Hey France, Prussia and I are going to the disco later on today. Want to join us?"

France: "Do you even 'ave to ask? Oh hon hon hon hon hon."

China: "Your laugh is scary, aru."

France: "Well, the bus obviously izn't coming. I am leeving."

Spain: "Me too. Adios, China y Sweden!"

China: "..."

Sweden: "..."

China: "Well, I should get going too. Good-bye."

Sweden: "..."

Yes, yes, I know this sucked! But still... I couldn't think of anything...

42. The quiz is over! Now what?
Now we all wait in horror for the end of the world :O

OK, I'm really getting addicted to these Hetalia quizzes... you guys really don't have to read any of this, but I'm gonna do another one because it's so fun!

1. Macau

2. Germany

3. Norway

4. New Zealand

5. Poland

6. Lithuania

7. Korea

8. Australia

9. Sealand

10. England

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
I would kiss him. What? He's handsome...

Number 2 asked you to go out with him/her?
Why not? Germany's a cool guy.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
I'd try desperately to cover myself and then warn Norway that no matter how much I love him, if he breathes a word of this to anyone, I will slit his throat... not that that will actually do anything to him -_-

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
New Zealand and Sealand? Ha ha, their names kinda rhyme. But really? Sorry NZ, but compared to you, Sealand's a kid (and actually is a kid...). England will kill you if you do something like that.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

I'd eat it...

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I'd bury his body under the sand and laugh when he wakes up.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
I'd say that it's fine, so long as he doesn't try to touch my boobs.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Not at all surprised. Australia's a crazy dare-devil. However, because he's one of my faves, I'd go and visit him at the hospital.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
I'd make fun of Sealand about how tiny he is and that he isn't even a country. That'll piss him off.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
I would get mad. It wouldn't be fair, I love him and he'd just ignore me? Nuh uh.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Macau will protect me for sure... hopefully...

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
He takes me to the hospital and leaves me there for a bit before returning and saying that I need to train...

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
He gets me something super cool that he knows I will absolutely love.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
New Zealand goes berserk, tries to save me using his awesome kiwi bird, but fails. Eventually, I die.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
He'll tell the whole world...

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
I'm about to marry England and Macau doesn't really care.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Korea tries to make a pass at me... or rather, at my boobs...

You’re angry about it afterward, how does 8 calm you down?
Australia takes me surfing and we watch kangaroos hopping about.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Sealand claps and cheers and tries to convince everyone that I'm a country- wait, what?

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
England will look at me as if I'm crazy (which is partly true) and order me to stop laughing- although that would probably make me laugh more.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Because he's Macau. Isn't that reason enough?

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Well, that would be even more unexpected than NZ and Sealand. Seriously, what is with all these "adult" countries that are obsessed with a little "kid"? Germany and Sealand... wow. Personally, I think Sealand annoys Germany... England will blow his casket if he finds out...

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?
Would I get along with Scandinavia? Sure :)

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Hmm... I can only ever see them as best friends, but hey, anything's possible (except that whole Germany/Sealand thing...)

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Lithuania? A player? I would ask him what the hell happened to the shy, handsome boy who used to live in fear of Russia (although in all fairness, he'd probably still fear Russia).

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Korea likes my new haircut because now my hair doesn't go down and cover my boobs... heh heh.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
I tell Australia that he's crazy (which is true) and that if he's so sure about that, why doesn't he just ask me out?

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
I think it's cute that little Sealand would "love" me. I'd give him a teddy bear, pat him on the head, gently break his heart and walk away.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

I'm furious because apparently, England's supposed to be my husband and Macau was my friend. Was.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

I'm thinkin' that Norway and NZ are gettin' it on...

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Macau and Lithuania? Sure, why not?

Would 2 trust 5?
No. Germany would not trust Poland.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
England tells his ex-colony to cut it out and NZ doesn't listen, so England uses his magic to turn him into a kiwi bird. New Zealand isn't bothered by it.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Poland would probably pick textile work and Norway would go into sciences, I presume.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Lithuania and Norway would make a whole lotta fish.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Korea wants to be a photographer (you know... so he can take photos of boobs) and Sealand doesn't get a job, because he's too young and no one wants to hire him. Poor Sealand :(

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
I think Australia would be great, but I'm pretty sure Poland sure as hell doesn't want his hair cut. He's fabulous the way he is.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Considering that it's Sealand who's drawing... he'd probably draw Poland, which would not make Lithuania happy.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Woah- OK. England and Sealand are talking about their embarrassing moments; they're trying to embarrass the other person, but that's it!

1 accidentally kicked 10?
Pretty sure England would "accidentally" kick him back.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Oh, this was no mistake. I thought it was already established that, apparently, Germany loves Sealand. I bet Germany sent it to Sealand on purpose, the sexy sly old dog.

5 and 6 did a workout together?
Totally believable... I'm not being sarcastic guys.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

No way would I leave him out of my birthday! But if I did somehow forget, he'd probably ignore me the next time we met...

7 won the lottery?

Korea would buy boobs for all his citizens.

8 had quite a big secret?
I'm sure Australia has loads of secrets...

9 became a singer?
It would be too cute :3

10 got a daughter?
England with a daughter? D'aww, that would also be too cute!

What would 1 think of 2?
I think Macau would have no particular opinion of Germany...

What would 2 find weird about 3?
The fact that he sees mythical creatures and is part of that magic cult or magic club.

How would 3 greet 4?
A simple "hey", I guess.

What would 4 envy about 5?
His incredibly fashion sense.

What dream would 5 have about 6?
A dream in which Poland could be a girl and Lithuania would actually love him romantically... just kidding!

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Well... they probably both like boobs...
What would make 7 angry at 8?

If Australia said that Korean boobs weren't big enough.

Where would 8 meet 9?
Probably at England's house.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Everything, I guess.

What would make 10 scared of 1?
If Macau became an Empire, just like England once was, but even bigger.

Is 3 Gay?
I don't think so...

How do you feel?
Weird. Thanks for asking though!

Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood. (It's kind of sad, really, but there it is)

[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.

[ ]You're very happy-go-lucky.

[x]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies. (All the time..."

[/ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up. (Kind of... sometimes it sticks up, sometimes it lies down)

[/]You're a good artist. [I'm not sure... everyone (except my brothers, but that's cause they hate me) says that my art is good. I think it's a bit shabby, but I'm always like that]

[x]You can be clumsy at times. (All the time. I break at least one thing per week.)

[ ]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something. (No... I wish I had one though... *sulks in corner*)

[/]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" (I wouldn't say anything about relatives, but I would probably tell them not to kill me. I wouldn't go on my hands and knees and beg, but I'd still plead a little and then shut up, because they probably don't want to hear me yapping)

[/]You would surrender in a war situation. (Depends on what they would do to me...)

Total: 6/10 (Wicked)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.

[/]You like to order people around. (Not gonna lie, it's sometimes fun... I don't go overboard though... I think)

[ ]You're a scaredy-cat. (Nope)

[x]You curse a lot. (I admit it, I admit it)

[ ]You go drama depressed when people ignore you. (No, cause they always ignore me...)

[ ]You tend to blush easily.

[x]You are lazy as hell. (Yup... I still have a lot of work to do and I'm here on my computer just doing this)

[x]You love tomatoes a lot.

[ ]You fix yourself on stupid matters. (Wha..?)

[ ]You get defensive at the slightest comment. (I'm usually easygoing... except when I'm swearing...)

Total: 4.5 (Alright!)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[/]You're very stoic and serious. (I am in public, but at home or around my friends... nah!)

[ ]Sausages are your favourite foods. (I hate most sausages...)

[ ]You like to walk your dog. (Nope, it's usually a bloody nightmare and my dog is a lot stronger than I am)

[ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.

[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.

[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.

[ ]You work very hard.

[/]Your alone time is your 'happy time'. (My alone time is my only time)

[ ]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.

[x]You've had issues with money once or twice.

Total: 2/10 (Oh...)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ]You're very mature. (Yeah right)

[/]You think everything over before saying it. (Not everything, but a lot of things)

[x]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one. (They could exist... you never know...)

[/]You isolated yourself during childhood. (Only in school... mostly due to bullying)

[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time. (I wish...)

[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.

[x]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.

[ ]You're good at practical tasks.

[ ] You need time to adjust to new people.

Total: 3/10 (Could be worse...)

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[/]You love hamburgers. (Sometimes)

[ ]You think you're awesome. (I don't think so...)

[x]You love to invent things. (Yup! I love making stuff!)

[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.

[ ]You can seem to be very brash to other people.

[ ]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business. (Nah, I stay out of other people's business)

[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.

[x]You know aliens exist. (If we exist, then it's perfectly logical to believe that there is life on other planets. I'm sorry to say this, but people who believe that there is only life on earth are close-minded.)

[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time. (I wish, they look uber cool)

[ ]You wear glasses.

Total: 3.5/10 (Low score... bummer)

England (Arthur Kirkland)

[/]You like tea. (Depends...)

[x]You were quite tough as a kid.

[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical.

[/]Your cooking is awful. (I don't actually know...)

[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...

[ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens. (Aliens totally exist. They may look different than how movies perceive them to be, but they exist.)

[x] You have tried doing black magic before. (...And it worked!)

[ ]You get drunk quite easily.

[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.

[ ]You're good at embroidery.

Total: 5/10 (Not bad...)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ]You're very affectionate.

[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense. (I usually just wear anything that's in the wardrobe...)

[x]You like wine. (Lovely stuff)

[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.

[x]You love red roses.

[x]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women. (Technically, I think I'm asexual, but if I fall for a guy or a girl, it is what it is...)

[ ]You're very proud of yourself.

[x]You love culture and the arts.

[ ]You're very flamboyant. (Wish I was)

[ ]You say you're a gourmet.

Total: 4/10 (Yay!)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[x]You had a very sad childhood. (My childhood wasn't exactly the best. Granted, it wasn't the worst, but it wasn't happy the majority of the time...)

[x]You're very tall. (I've always been taller than most people...)

[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.

[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.

[x]You love sunflowers.

[ ]You love vodka.

[/]You can seem intimidating to other people. (Well... I like to think that I do...)

[x]You're very strong. (Yup! Doing mixed martial arts is really great!)

[ ]You have a big nose.

[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people. (My laugh scares me sometimes...)

Total: 6.5/10 (Highest score so far...)

China (Wang Yao)

[ ]You're very mature.

[/]You're very superstitious. (I want to be... if that makes sense)

[ ]You're very religious. (Nope)

[x]You love pandas. (Who doesn't?)

[/]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes. (I'd take baking over cooking any day, but I do nag a bit if food isn't to my taste...)

[ ]You love Hello Kitty.

[/]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. (Sometimes I do, but my little brother never listens... figures)

[ ]You work hard. (No, I'm lazy...)

[/]You're good at drawing. (I'm not sure...)

[/]You like sweets. (At certain times...)

Total: 3.5/10 (Guess I'm not Yao then...)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[ ]You are very well-raised. (I have to say I was horribly raised...)

[ ]You're polite. (Not really...)

[x]You love classical music.

[x]You like cake.

[/]You have a mole on your face. (Do beauty spots count?)

[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.

[/]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.

[/]You've composed music before. (Yah, but it sounded awful)

[x]You tend to call people 'morons'.

[ ]You wear glasses.

Total: 7/10 (Oh yeah!)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x]You're often ignored by people. (I am practically invisible...)

[ ]You look younger than you actually are. (Other way round, actually...)

[ ]You love hockey.

[x]You love polar bears.

[ ]You hate fighting.

[ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.

[x]You often get mistaken for someone else. (I used to get mistaken for my sister, who looks nothing like me)

[x]You feel under-appreciated. (Almost always...)

[x]You're bilingual. (Multilingual, actually XD)

[ ]You always carry a bear with you. (How the hell am I supposed to carry a freakin' bear?)

Total: 5/10 (Who's Canada?)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.

[x]You're very physically strong.

[x]You've won a lot of fist-fights.

[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.

[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.

[/]You like hot weather. (Sometimes...)

[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.

[/]You look very tough on the outside.

[ ]You make a very nice role-model. (I'm a terrible role-model)

[x]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.

Total: 6/10 (Wow... did not expect that score)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth.

[ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair.

[x]You used to be a very tough kid.

[ ]You're very reliable.

[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.

[x]You're very loyal.

[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.

[ ]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.

[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.

[ ]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (No thank-you)

Total: 6/10 (Not bad...)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x]You're very loyal.

[ ]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together. (Other way around...)

[ ]You're very serious.

[ ]You have a lot of patience. (Golly, I'm super impatient)

[x]You think too much about philosophical stuff.

[x]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... (Yeah, I always find myself questioning things)

[x]You're not very confident. (I feel like I'm rubbish at most things)

[/]You were quite rebellious as a child.

[/]People tend to walk all over you. (Sometimes...)

[/]You're a born worrier.

Total: 5.5/10 (Wow, I think I'm getting pretty good scores... hue hue...)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[ ]You're very flamboyant. (I wish I was...)

[x]You're quite hyperactive.

[x]You can be quite goofy.

[ ]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.

[x]You're very wary of strangers.

[ ]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.

[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.

[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions. (All the time)

[x]You love pansies and corn-poppies. (Because why not?)

[x]You get up to do lots of crazy antics.

Total: 7/10 (Ooh, tie with Austria!)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[/]You're quite mean-spirited.

[ ]You're a bit of a hooligan.

[x]You're very loyal.

[/]You're very good at tactics.

[ ]You hate Russia. (Hell no! I adore him :3

[x]You love to fight people. (Oops)

[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well.

[x]You're not always taken seriously.

[ ]You like drinking.

Total: 4/10 (Heh heh, fail!)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[/]You are clueless about things around you.

[x]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes. (Fresh tomatoes taste better than cooked ones)

[ ]You're very responsible.

[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.

[x]You love churros. (Loved them; always have, always will)

[x]You help people in crisis.

[x]You are quite random.

[x]Somehow, you like bananas. ("Somehow")

[ ]You often offer food to people.

[x]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.

Total: 7.5/10

WOOH! I AM SPAIN! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

OK, guys, you've been tortured enough (if you have even read this). Have a nice day!

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Childs Play by pupeez4eva reviews
Prussia accidentally turns America and Germany into kids again. Now he has to hide America from England, and distract Germany from his quest to find his long-lost love...a.k.a Italy. HRE!Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,622 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 5/9/2017 - Published: 10/20/2012 - America, Prussia, Germany
Psycho by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
"I'll make them all disappear. One by one. I'll kill them all, for hurting my precious. Don't cry, love. I'm happy, too..." Mysterious disappearances. Gifts from no one. An obsessive shadow. Will Alfred be the next one to be taken away? Crazy!IvanxAlfred Rusame
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 132,542 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 6/7/2012 - America, Russia
Swan Song by Cornmaize122 reviews
Hela always knew she was different (it was kind of obvious). She just didn't know her brand of different extended to 'out of this world' kind of different. Then, one day, a Norse god attacks Manhattan and, suddenly, nothing is quite the same anymore. (Or if further prodded, a tale of retribution, redemption, reconciling, revenge, and the end of the world. Not necessarily in order.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,835 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Loki
Assassin's Creed: Behind Enemy Lines by psychomidget reviews
A young French woman moves to the New World with her mother and father and discovers it's not the fairytale land she was told about. There, she bumps into a mysterious man in a white robe that seems to always save her in her most dire situations...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,783 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Connor K.
Really Close Friends AKA Cass and Steph's Adventures With Tabloids by Hinn-Raven reviews
Cass and Steph are dating. The tabloids are in denial about this little fact, no matter how blatant the girls are about it.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Cassandra C., Stephanie B.] - Complete
PS, I Loathe You by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
Oneshot. Next door neighbors and good friends for many years, Alfred Kirkland and Matthew Bonnefoy actually have a long time, hate-filled rivalry, which neither is strictly aware of, much to their fathers' dismay. AmeCan, FrUK. For 91RedRoses with gratitude.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,543 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 9/24/2013 - England/Britain, France
FACE Family by AyamiAras reviews
After the mother of his twin boys, Alfred and Matthew, left him years ago, Francine is back and begging to be let back into her children's lives. Arthur loathes the idea, but in the end he needs to decide what's best for his boys. Being a single father to two trouble making little boys is difficult and a mother's help might be nice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,026 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 8/1/2012 - England/Britain, France
Don't Trust Me by S.E. Mellark reviews
Arthur loves America, the delusional and overly sweet super-power. He also loves Allen, the embodiment of everything dark and twisted in Arthur's small world. But most of all, Arthur loves Alfred, his little brother, the boy who hides behind history and rage.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/27/2014 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Nearest and Dearest by S.E. Mellark reviews
AU. "And if they knew I was just some kid you found in a dumpster when you were supposed to be at school? What then, Dad?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/3/2014 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Lions by Meltha reviews
Connie always knew there were powerful beasts waiting in the dark, eyes shining.
Godfather - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Complete
Mother's Day by Alydia Rackham reviews
Heartbreaking and heartwarming moments in the life of the mother of the Master of Thunder and the Maker of Mischief. Movieverse
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,256 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Loki, Frigga
Unlikely by always-orange-and-blue reviews
Francis Bonnefoy has always hooked up with any student he wanted, only to have his fun with them and then leave them the moment he got bored. But one day, he accepts a bet which forces him to try sleeping with Alfred Jones, the school's biggest dork. The bet itself is already hard, but all the surprises that will come up will only make things worse. Highschool AU, FrUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,611 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - [America, France]
A Big Brother Protects by fluffyfun91 reviews
For the better part of his life Alfred has had the knowledge that his big brother was watching over him and his twin Matthew. But when tragedy strikes, Alfred is left to question how good he really knew his big brother. Brotherly USUK Hints of FRUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,558 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 8/5/2011 - America, England/Britain
Irreparable by sardonicsardines reviews
"Describe the commander." It's a pretty stupid request, but I hear it from the recruits all the time. They all want to know who this "hero" is.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Levi A., Erwin S. - Complete
Swimming Lessons by Hinn-Raven reviews
La'gaan first sees her when she comes through the Zeta-Tubes. Cass sees him then too. When a girl can read body-language like street signs, falling in love can be easy. Post Season-2. Cassandra Cain/La'gaan.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Kaldur/Aqualad, Barbara G./Batgirl, La'gaan/Lagoon Boy - Complete
Lessons in Housekeeping by VoicesoftheSoul reviews
Tiesa, called Tori, is an eighteen-year-old Lithuanian immigrant in 1920's America, and she's looking for a job. Alfred Jones, the playboy son of a wealthy ambassador, gives her one. AU human, some original characters. Fem!Lithuania x Amercia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,949 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Lithuania, America
Through the Ages by Servant of Anubis reviews
Rome conquered the Gaulish tribes in 52 BCE, paving the way for 400 years of Roman rule, and shaping the future of a young nation-child whom history would come to know as France. War, political intrigue, lessons, assassination attempts, vicious sibling rivalries, and the attention of the most powerful empire in the world is enough to keep a boy busy for centuries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,211 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - France, Ancient Rome
My Best Friend The Dark Lord by pupeez4eva reviews
Italy decides that he wants to make new friends, which is great and all, except for one little problem - his new 'best friend' is Voldemort. Now it's up to Romano and Germany to find him and bring him home, before everything goes to hell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,649 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013
Doctor's wife by Iikku The Eyebrow Master reviews
Doctor Kirkland is not the most perfect man on Earth, not at all, but he still tries to save a dying woman, who isn't exactly an angel either. Steampunk AU, fem!France, gore, insanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Training Day by The Author 1945 reviews
The War may be over but the former Axis Powers still meet every once in a while for training, and Israel manages to convince his father to let him join in for the training! How will it go? Read an figure out! Author-series. One shot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan
Chasing the Memories by Amidephrine reviews
"But what if you don't come back?" Little Arthur doesn't like how long it takes the fire-haired boy to answer. It plants a seed of doubt and fear and uncertainty that he would never truly outgrow, nourished as it was by bruises and tears and not-quite-broken promises.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2013 - England/Britain, Scotland
Going to Hel by Potkanka reviews
Whenever Loki suddenly needs to visit his daughter to aid her in protecting her realm, he can take a convenient shortcut. Thor, as the good brother he strives to be, decides to follow him and lend a helping hand. Going to Helheim is easy, you just need to die. But getting out of there - that depends on the queen. And Loki is determined not to show he cares about the reckless oaf.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,270 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
What Should Have Been by MoonCloud101 reviews
Matthew's life has been cut tragically short, and Alice and Francis are feeling the complete pain of losing their child. Their other son, Alfred, doesn't believe his brother is dead, and claims Matthew is still alive. Francis and Alice grow increasingly worried for their living son.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
Parody of every bad Hetalia fic ever by LovingthesuninSA reviews
(TROLL FIC) World meeting where Russia is creepy and tries to kill ever1 oh noes but luckiyly my OC Maria Theresa Ican'trememberwhat Sue is her to save everyoneeeeee Rated M cos of Romano's mouth and the perv France LLOOOOOL
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Complete
Daddy, don't leave by LaurelSilver reviews
After Arthur and Francis have another fight, they decide that it's best to split up, and to each take one of their two sons. But when Matthew wakes up to find Arthur taking Alfred, will the Brit be able to leave? FACE/CAFE family, with hints of ArthurXunknown, and some RusCan you can interpret any way you like
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
Masquerade by Konstantya reviews
Chibitalia tries to play matchmaker, Austria disapproves, and Hungary has a very memorable time at the Carnival of Venice. (AustriaxHungary—except, well, you'll see.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Austria, Hungary, N. Italy - Complete
The Magic Stone by IllusionaryMagician reviews
Thirteen-year-old Arthur hated going to the hospital. Its white and colourless, smells like antiseptic and the food sucks. Alfred, an eleven-year-old boy recently admitted in the same hospital, has a special way of making the place fun and wants to share it with his new friend. A tale of how a cheerful boy with a stone brought a little light to Arthur's dark life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Eruption by Spamano4ever reviews
It's A.D 79. The day Mount Vesuvius erupted. How do Romano and Rome take it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/19/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Ancient Rome - Complete
Equivalent Happiness by MoonStarDutchess reviews
After everything is over, Roy still isn't fuehrer but he's working towards happiness and moving on. Just as Maes would want him to. Royai fluff. A belated s4pph1r3light birthday fiction. -Complete-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Little Miracles by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
Who knew that a little act of kindness could become a Christmas miracle? One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Asuka M., Laxus D. - Complete
Cautionary Tale by ncfan reviews
The way things fall apart. As if they were whole to start with.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,169 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Quicksilver/Pietro M., Scarlet Witch/Wanda M., Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
A Dalek Lantern by Gree reviews
The Red Lantern Corps gains an unusual new recruit... Reviews and comments are welcomed.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,278 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Daleks
The Talk That Never Happened by pupeez4eva reviews
England and France attempt to give Canada and America the talk - 'attempt' being the key word.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Prince Bride by woodbyne reviews
Matthew, heir apparent to the kingdom of Gaul, is of marrying age, and sets out with his best man to find himself a bride. Around this time, the Crown Prince of Albion, Alfred, has another bout of Rebellious Prince Syndrome and convinces his sister to disguise him so that he can escape his father's edicts for a few days. It's an excellent disguise, but it may have worked too well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,716 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
Daddy by melps reviews
Roy has taken to spending dinner with what's left of the Hughes family since Maes's death. Drabble; no pairings. Uncle!Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Elysia H., Roy M. - Complete
Bats in the Pantry by The Anonymous Forgot my name reviews
Reboot? What Reboot? Cassandra has a terrible nightmare. Shameless Batfamily fluff.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Cassandra C., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Congenital Insensitivity by JulietGivesUp reviews
All his life, Matthew had continuously heard himself being labeled as 'a special child.' Autism, CIPA, and other disorders have worked itself throughout his life, building and wrecking him and his Papa Francis. He never asked to be born like this. He had never done anyone wrong to deserve such a cruel punishment. It was...human but everyone has their breaking point.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,485 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Canada, France
Vampires, Wolves, & Witches Oh My! by Darkfire75 reviews
AU fic. Arthur is a witch caught in the middle of a war between vampires and werewolves. He meets a new wolf that changes his future forever. Mainly SpUK, with side and past FrUK and NorUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,311 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - England/Britain, Spain
The Downside of Infinite Vocabularies by gveret reviews
Cassandra Cain, age seven, dreams about hugs and tries to tell her father she loves him with no words.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Cassandra C. - Complete
The Pure One by Dawn96 reviews
He always thought it odd how he got the pure one. Everyone called him a pervert- everyone believed he was a pervert, filthy, smutty… but at the end, he got the pure one. France reflects on his love for Jeanne and how different it was from everyone else.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2012 - France, Jeanne D'Arc - Complete
Home is Where the Cake Is by tetsuwrites reviews
When you belong to this family, you're never truly alone. *FACE family AU*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Canada, France - Complete
Brother Dearest by woodbyne reviews
Everyone told them it was unhealthy; that twins should be encouraged to develop separate identities, and in all fairness, they did try their best. It was only after Matthew picked the locks and Alfred removed the hinges from the doors that they realised that they couldn't keep the boys apart. Am/Can FrUK Twincest Human AU non-explicit OS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/10/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
The Inferiority Complex by LiechLiet reviews
Romulus Vargas tells the story of his eldest grandson to a doctor, in attempt to work out why Lovino is the way he is. / Oneshot, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/23/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Ancient Rome - Complete
Avengers: We Have Fangirls by Cornmaize122 reviews
"See those masses of screaming girls, Loki? They're all your fangirls, just waiting for you to step out so they can mob you and maybe – but mostly likely – molest you. So you're essentially screwed. Ready to accept surrender?" Crack! Inspired by Artemis-aka-Diana's picture called Loki, Beware of Fangirls on DA. R&R!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Can You Keep a Secret? by cemeterydreamer reviews
"Daryl Dixon was many things, but subtle he was not." One-shot; Glenn POV; based on a prompt from GageWhitney: Glenn notices Daryl noticing Andrea, and as we all know, Glenn is terrible at keeping secrets.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Daryl D., Andrea - Complete
A Recipe for Babies by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap reviews
Rose Weasley wants to know where babies come from.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Ron W., Rose W. - Complete
Roughing It by Jordanna Morgan reviews
In an effort to learn more about the Elric brothers and Mustang's connection to them, Hughes maneuvers the three into a camping trip with his family - but the fun and games end when they find themselves caught in the fallout of a deadly museum heist.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,064 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
A Little Piece Of Something by ipona reviews
Alfred is the king of Spades and Arthur is his beloved queen. When Arthur meets the king of Diamonds at a ball, things turn a bit complicated. Main pairing France/England, America/England on the side, Cardverse AU, rated M for smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,661 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Why I Travel by BlueFlamePy reviews
For Lullabyemyuu. Little Romano is upset once again because Spain is not there to help him. He's angry this time. Angrier than before. Can Spain cheer up his little tomato? platonic fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Noticing of Lucy Weasley by Realmer06 reviews
Lucy Weasley was the most overlooked Weasley grandchild. Until she punched her cousin James in the face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,486 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 80 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Lucy W., Percy W. - Complete
For An Absent Friend by sweetsheart reviews
Roy fills in for his best friend when his niece needs him the most. Spoilers for Episode 25 FMA or Episode 10 FMA:B . Contains Royai, Parental!Roy/Elicia.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Roy M., Elysia H. - Complete
Gone by RinsDarkMagician reviews
The four children, Taiwan, South Korea, Hong Kong, and Japan, can't find their mentor anywhere. They begin to wonder if perhaps they've done something to upset him...something that will make him not want to return to them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Taiwan, China - Complete
I don't believe in ghosts by Reapergal08 reviews
Lovino is about to have his beliefs tested when he is stricken down with illness, stranded in a house in a blizzard. Gift one shot. T for language and some scenes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,069 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Friends with Benefits by andromeda90 reviews
They were just friends with benefits. Nothing more and nothing less. They were not in love with each other. They did not do any of that stupid romantic crap that Francis loved. They were not a couple. PrussiaFrance, slash
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2012 - France, Prussia - Complete
All My Own by noijonas reviews
It's a warm night in Spain, and Antonio is awakened by his two-month-old baby. He then spends a while caring for his recently adopted son, Lovino. Short oneshot. Please read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Lube Fairy by americalovesthecockpit reviews
SHEER CRACK. England won't tell Sealand where babies come from. So America decides to troll England by telling Sealand a horrifying lie about his birth, including England getting freaky with his magical fairy friends. Why? For the lulz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/3/2011 - America, Sealand - Complete
My Papa's Waltz by tetsuwrites reviews
There's nothing Matthew loves more than when his papa comes home. *FACE family AU*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Canada, France - Complete
Driving With Miss Kitty by Red Witch reviews
Logan learns the true meaning of highway horror. He also learns there's one mutant that's an even more dangerous at what she does than him.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Wolverine/Logan, Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Batgirl: A Quiet Halloween by Duo Himura reviews
Halloween in Gotham: three words that spell disaster as often as not. This is a "not" year. So Cassandra Cain, looking for trouble, goes undercover as a trick-or-treater. But can even she survive the horror of small children hopped up on sugar?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,920 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Cassandra C.
Lily Potter and the Triwizard Tournament by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
In her seventh year, Lily Luna Potter sees the Triwizard Tournament played at Hogwarts for the first time in more than thirty years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,671 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
Rory's Message by WhooligAni reviews
Rory leaves a message for the Doctor. Is it enough to convince him to come back? *Spoilers for everything up to God Complex*
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
You Are My Fire, My One Desire by Hanna Sedai reviews
The Batfam goes out to a bar. Dick displays his acrobatic skills. Debauchery occurs. XD.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Locker Room Revenge by LxISxAxBABE reviews
Francis Bonnefoy just wanted to go home after a tough day in the IFL... so how did that end up as a threesome in a showerstall? Read and find out, since this summary sucks. FrancexGermanyxAmerica yaoi! Sequel to Weight Room Brawlin'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2011 - France, America - Complete
She Still Calls Him Her Knight by staccato ramble reviews
Over the last few months, Natalia has broken her wrist, gone to her first dance, and fallen in love. Not necessarily in that order . Human AU/names. Sequel to 'But It Was Love at Second Sight'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - America, Belarus - Complete
Cento di Questi Giorni by mumblybee reviews
Ezio knows the burden of a little brother.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Ezio A., Petruccio A. - Complete
Iambic Pentameter by White Eyebrow reviews
George Weasley is about to receive the best Father's Day gift he could ever conceive. Episode one of The D.A. Chronicles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/13/2011 - [George W., Roxanne W.] - Complete
Hidden Memories by RishiGenki reviews
There is always one locked door in England's house, at the very end of one of the hallways. Sealand had always wondered about what England could possibly be hiding. No pairings, brotherly fluff. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/3/2011 - England/Britain, Sealand - Complete
The Talk by mar-map reviews
The Bad Touch Trio decides it's time to give their youngers 'the talk'. Needless to say, it doesn't go well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Complete
His Little Boy by RishiGenki reviews
France loved many things. He loved women, wine, loving, and many things in between. However, he loved one thing much, much more then any of that...He loved his little boy. Fluffy drabble. No pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/17/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
France's Eurovision 2011 Woes by Gemini Artemis reviews
France's thoughts and reactions before and after Eurovision 2011.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/16/2011 - France - Complete
Thank Goodness for Digital Cameras by cowbellgalore reviews
France/England: A fight with Francis leaves Arthur so angry he cuts him out of the family photos. Alfred and Matthew find out and go about putting them back together and things are right again. -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/26/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
We Saw Papa Tickle Santa Claus! by cowbellgalore reviews
England/France: What a laugh it would have been if Daddy had only seen Papa tickle Santa Claus last night... Except, Daddy wouldn't be too happy... Papa is an adulterator! -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/25/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Feverish by Azumizai reviews
Canada had no intention on getting sick. He also had never had the intention of being so invisible to so many people. Just what will happen to Matthew when two things he never intended on collide?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,563 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Canada
Snow by Blaue Schwertlilie reviews
Matthew and Alfred get stuck in London because of snow, so they and Arthur decide to wait it out at one of Arthur's estates. Shameless Canada USA England fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Of Fire and Ice by fanciful.thoughts reviews
A chance meeting turns into a fiery romance between two extremely unlikely nations, and as the two grow closer, their developing relationship threatens to be the catalyst to the next world war. "Antonio, he will kill you." "I'd like to see him try." - Spain/Belarus/Russia. - DISCONTINUED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,355 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Belarus, Spain
Mein Schadenfreude by Azumizai reviews
A great introspective into the awesome life of Prussia, by Prussia; as well as Germany's woes of being raised by such a man. Kesesese.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Prussia
The Art of Losing by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
America doesn't deal well with England leaving. England struggles to understand what's going on inside his little colony's head.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Know My Name by Triangular Prism reviews
He made no effort to show the world exactly who he was, and somehow... it irked her. Belarus wanted to see him angry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Belarus, Canada - Complete
Bratva by ArixaBell reviews
AU. Ivan Braginsky, head of the local Russian mafia, falls in love with naive Alfred Jones. He hopes Alfred will never find out just what he does, but nothing in life is ever easy. De-anon from the kink meme. RusAme main, Franada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,413 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
The Snow Child by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
The affairs of humans and nations meant nothing to Winter. All that changed after he met a strange little boy named Ivan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Russia, General Winter - Complete
The Game by 15animefreak15 reviews
Based on a picture I found on Pixiv. France wants to see how many times he can violate America during a meeting before England catches him in the act FrUS, obviously. OC!Madagascar
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/9/2011 - France, America - Complete
The Other Side by ArixaBell reviews
England and France fear they may be losing the spark in their relationship. Then they overhear their neighbors in the hotel room next door... fighting... De-anon from the kink meme. Three-parter of equal parts RusAme and FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Scarred Heart in Hand by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Sometimes graduation just is what it is, and you have to figure the rest out for yourselves. Gauken Hetalia!AU fic, multiple pairings, bad touch trio-centric with lots of background noise.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,813 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Prussia, Spain - Complete
Perceptions by Azumizai reviews
Matthew was highly unusual. Or was he? ...Wasn't he? Points of views make the best and worst of people, and it ran Matthew's life. In his second year of university, just how will perceptions affect him? :: Sorta-Kinda School AU... kinda.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,686 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Canada
And We Thought Our Meetings Were Bad? by Nicole-Dilona reviews
England barely repressed a shudder, "Only a few times and it's been awhile, thank God. Alfred's fiercely protective of the lot; there aren't many nations that have had the displeasure of meeting them." Well Nations, ready to meet the States?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,151 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - America
A Little Love Is All It Needs by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Edward finds his Christmas spirit in an unlikely way.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Elysia H., Maes H. - Complete
White Horses by Konstantya reviews
Centuries of unrequited love for a nation like Russia will do funny things to a girl. AustriaxBelarus. (Now has a sequel, called "To Ride On"!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Belarus, Austria - Complete
But It Was Love at Second Sight by staccato ramble reviews
It's in English class that Alfred decides he's in love with Natalia, the girl who never speaks. He then proceeds to try and woo her. Human AU/names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/26/2010 - America, Belarus - Complete
Bipolar by blacksugarbomb reviews
In which Scotland shows his love and hate for small children.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Scotland, America - Complete
The Silk road to Stardom by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
When Francis discovers that his band can't play at a gig, he inevitably runs into the one responsible for this; Arthur Kirkland, a new rock star who is prepared to claw his way to the top, pissing off a few Frenchmen along the way. AU. FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - France, England/Britain
Summer With Spain by xxkoffeexx reviews
At the urging of her brother, Monaco decides to visit their neighbor to the west.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Monaco, Spain - Complete
Crisis of Infinite Batgirls by bookwormwithanattitude reviews
Fighting a time traveling villain out to destroy all Batgirls in existence, Stephanie Brown has to team up with Cassandra and Barbara of the past to save the world. On the way, the three of them have to cope with what it REALLY means to be Batgirl...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,460 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Stephanie B., Cassandra C. - Complete
Third Day in October by Lady Charity reviews
It was the twentieth anniversary of German Reunification. The day celebrating when East and West finally came together after decades of separation. And Ludwig hated it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Maria by Nicole-Dilona reviews
"She's not coming," Spain said in a calm tone, "She's gone Maria. And you're mine now." Story of Mexico's beginnings. Features Conquistador!Spain, OC Mexico, and OC Aztec Empire.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Spain, Mexico - Complete
Explosions at a World Conference by Cronomon reviews
In which Taiwan and Hong Kong prove in their own special way that they should be allowed to world conferences... although whether or not that goal was achieved is questionable.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Taiwan, Hong Kong - Complete
Telling the family by Thisissecret reviews
After years of dancing around each other, Austria and Prussia have finally got together! Now to tell their friends and family! This can only end badly... Prussia/Austria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Perspective by something someone said reviews
Light returns home to visit his mother and sister and make amends.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Light Y., Sayu Y. - Complete
Clotho, Lachesis, Atropos by Konstantya reviews
At Auschwitz, Poland needs Austria's help. To make a dress. (The laughter is, like, totally to keep from crying, bro.) -Edelweiss Arc.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Poland, Austria - Complete
X by Lady Charity reviews
Sticks and stones may break his bones but words will never hurt him. Or so Prussia thought. In which arguments and anger in a World Meeting go too far
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Revue by Zalia Chimera reviews
August 1940. Francis has visited the Moulin Rouge many times before, with Ivan, with Alfred, but the company of Ludwig is most unwelcome as Germany's shadow stretches over Europe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2010 - France, Germany - Complete
Spiders by Liv Tinuviel reviews
Rose is in trouble, and Ron rushes to her rescue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Ron W., Rose W. - Complete
Receiving by Cee-face reviews
Kids were the cruelest and the kindest. -colony!America and colony!Canada, fluff.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/15/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
En Infant Garde by Azumizai reviews
It was absolutely ridiculous the assumptions sometimes his family made. He was JUST babysitting! Why couldn't this have been a case where he was just ignored? Sometimes things just didn't work out...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 109 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Canada
Les Fleurs Des Hiver by Nakimochiku reviews
Francis was of winter, frosted pure white. Germany x France, oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2010 - France, Germany - Complete
And The Ocean Calls My Name by LabrynthineSong reviews
In 1942, in the midst of WWII, England created the Sea Forts to combat German vessels. Neither he, nor the world, ever expected what consquence this would have. This is Sealand's story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,759 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Sealand, England/Britain
It's general knowledge by marinoa reviews
A French artist visits an English loner. FrUk AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/6/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Tell Me Why He Cares by yaoi-rox-me-sox reviews
“If I want Brother to give me attention, I must learn what it is about you that he finds desirable.” With those words America finds himself involved with Belarus in ways neither of them expected. America/Belarus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,729 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - America, Belarus
Guide to the Weasley Girls by dork-with-glasses reviews
Fact- You will fall for a Weasley girl at least once during your seven years at Hogwarts.The curls, Quidditch positions, flaming tempers & 'loveable' personalities are all wrapped up specially for you! Hold onto your hats Gents, you're in for a wild ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,744 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Tremble Not Little Colony by Vantivilligo reviews
Just a bit of England and little America fluff. Even the bravest of children can't be brave all the time. No pairings in this fic. Just father/son cuteness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ranka knows best by Dance Away reviews
Ranka has seen the growing closeness between Tamaki and Haruhi. Daddy's not happy. Not for HaruxTama fans!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Haruhi F., Ranka/Ryōji F. - Complete
Imitation is the Best Form of Flattery by HappeDaez reviews
In which Italy imitates other countries with disastrous results. "Ve, want to become one with Italy?" Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Greater Good by Lady Charity reviews
Germany was forced to lie to, betray, and hurt Prussia. He had to watch his brother writhe in pain from the tortures inflicted by Germany's own men. All for the sake of the Third Reich. Nemmersdorf Massacre 1944.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Gentle Lullaby by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
It’s bedtime, but a grumpy young Romano refuses to sleep. Is there anything Spain can do to change his stubborn mind? Spain and young!Romano, family fluff. Warning for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Stay On My Side Tonight by Konstantya reviews
Of all the places to run into your ex-wife, the Battle of Berlin has to be one of the worst. -Edelweiss Arc.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Car Ride with the Homunculi by Black and White Wolf reviews
What happens when Father, Pride, Greed, Gluttony and Envy are stuck in traffic? CHAOS! Rated T for language. I don't own anything, Hiromu Arakawa owns all the characters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Father - Complete
Touched by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Who knew that Canada had inherited France's, -ehm-, magic touch? - Canada/Ukraine oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Canada, Ukraine - Complete
Vendetta by MagusKatia reviews
Lovino goes missing. Feliciano and Spain find out who kidnapped him, and the nation responsible has hell to pay... For Hetalia Kink, and rated for language, and ... Um, violence?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/26/2009 - N. Italy, Spain - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/24/2009 - N. Italy, Prussia - Complete
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by love.devil.movies.baby reviews
Fred and Roxanne have a new favorite song, one that George doesn't seem to be so fond of... Just a little Christmas fluff based on a Holiday classic. Angelina/George
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Published: 12/20/2009 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Divine Intervention by comptine reviews
AU. Francis was looking for a sign, something that would show him that there was some light at the end of the miserable tunnel that was his life. An Englishman claiming he was an angel was not what he was expecting. FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
One Hundred Things Austria Mustn't Do by Hazel-Beka reviews
12. Shaving off Francis' beard will only result in temporary satisfaction and is therefore not worth it. 70. Attempting to watch The Sound of Music will only result in tears. 71. America's tears. A list fic that does what it says on the tin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Austria - Complete
Of Family, Biscuits and Video Games by julien-schu reviews
In which Arthur has Peter for the weekend, and there is a realisation after some repeated tree-climbing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Sealand, England/Britain - Complete
Red Snow by Lady Charity reviews
As Mongolia dragged away her beaten brother, leaving behind him a pathway of Russia's blood, Ukraine could only watch and cry. Mongol Invasion of Rus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Ukraine, Russia - Complete
Naming You by Gindokei reviews
Scar and Mei have a unique relationship. What does the Ishbalan killer mean to a girl who's never known a true father? Parental!ScarMei. Scar might be a little OOC. T for a slight insinuation.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Mei Chang, Scar - Complete
Walking into a Nightmare by Werewolf of Fire reviews
No child wants to know about what their parents do in bed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sealand, Latvia - Complete
Kids are changing people by RedHatMeg reviews
“But there is no way that cheerful idiot Spain could harm anybody. He’s too friendly and too soft for everybody to hurt even a fly...", “Well,” Gilbert turned his head from companion to the hooch. “you know what they say: Kids are changing people.”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Beautiful Love by Darkfire75 reviews
“Wait,” America said, a look of deep concentration on his face. “You…No. No way.” A look of horror crossed his face. “You didn’t. Please. Please tell me you didn’t. Not right next to us.”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/19/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Canada Abandons Monarchy! by InsolitaParvaPuella reviews
England reads something troubling in a Canadian paper and decided to confront his son about it at the World Meeting. While completely smashed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Family by Darkfire75 reviews
Just something I wrote of everyone's favorite dysfunctional family :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/23/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Mirror Act by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Canada is sick of his brother's antics, and vents by doing a very, very good imitation of him at a World Conference, much to the delight of his tiny audience.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Canada, Sealand - Complete
Words For Thoughts by Konstantya reviews
Only Austria would still manage to use precise speech when drunk. AustriaxHungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hungary, Austria - Complete
One Big Happy by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
If Ancient Greece and Ancient Egypt are their mothers, then who is the father? Rome, perhaps? Starring Rome, Aegyptus, Graecia, Heracles, and Gupta. Rated T to be safe, please read the first author's note.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,459 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Ancient Egypt, Ancient Greece - Complete
Iron Rose by comptine reviews
Alfred stares at his older brother. They are at war, the third of it's kind to consumes the world. He does not understand why this has happened, but perhaps it has something to do with the crimson-eyed angel that stands beside him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/7/2009 - England/Britain, Prussia
Of Cookies and Those Who Make Them by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
Done for Angel's b-day! England was used to other nations simply barging into his house whenever they felt like it. However, he had to draw the line somewhere. And coming in at five in the morning to bake cookies certainly crossed that line. Fruk oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/24/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
If Ye Break Faith by InsolitaParvaPuella reviews
If ye break faith with those who die/We shall not sleep... Canada's independence was not won without blood. World War I
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Canada - Complete
Mating Season by Canadino reviews
When's mating season for humans?" "Humans can have children whenever they want, Greece-san..." Throw in a bunch of kitties and a like for doing things outside with this dialouge and you've got yourself one heck of a oneshot. Greece/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Broken Bones by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
Cassandra Cain learns what it truly means to be a resident of Gotham City.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Cassandra C. - Complete
Cast a Dark Shadow by TechnoRanma reviews
On a cold dark night, Canada meets a strange man… who makes him a promise. Canada and General Winter
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Canada, General Winter - Complete
Mello, Change the World by The Madness Behind reviews
What if Rem gave the Death Note, not to Higuchi, but to another highly competitive and ambitious person: Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,588 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Mello, L
A La Mode by LadyPaperclip reviews
Peter wants revenge on Nathan. Isaac's just in it for the pancakes. Oneshot, slash, IsaacPeter
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Isaac M., Peter P. - Complete
Blocking Teddy by rhhgrt reviews
Ted, Remus, Sirius, Tonks, Lily, James, Fred, and Marlene discuss Teddy's love life. Total crack, and implied Teddy/Victoire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Teddy L., N. Tonks - Complete
Parents by Thrillzone reviews
Edward realizes something during his graduation ceremony. Not as AUish as it sounds, oneshot. Parental!Roy, no slash.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Angel by RosylaGypsy reviews
Sometimes, Mohinder forgets why he persists with a life that asks a lot, but offers little in return. All it takes is one look and he remembers.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Mohinder S., Molly W.
Family Picnics are a Pain by Red Witch reviews
Magneto tries some family bonding with Pietro and Wanda outside the Brotherhood. But after a stowaway is discovered he wonders if he was better off bonding with duct tape instead.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Magneto/Erik L., Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Gone by Seraphim737 reviews
Mystique can't get over the night when she dropped Kurt in the river. She visits her yearold son and secretly watches him, wondering if they belong in each other's lives. Just a short, cute little Kurt and Mystique story :
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Mystique/Raven D.
Lament by Scribbler reviews
[one shot] Follows on from Fallin' Off the World. The fateful training session seen from the perspective of one who wishes the world were a very different place. Jubilee fic. [One sided femslash]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,236 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Jubilee/Jubilation L., Wolfsbane/Rahne S. - Complete
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Brotherly Assistance reviews
After the tragic death of his wife, Matthew was left with the responsibility of raising their son Francis. However, he won't be alone; his heroic brother's come to the rescue and has decided to move in with Matthew to 'help out'. Now the two brothers must face the frightening prospects of child-rearing. Will they live to tell the tale? Only time will tell.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,305 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 6/15/2014 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
In Commemoration reviews
It's been 70 years since the Second World War officially ended in Europe, and Germany sets off a few days early in order to meet with his former adversary, Russia, to attend the former Soviet's ceremonial parade. Three-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,007 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Germany, Russia
Two Sides Of A Coin reviews
AU. When Alfred F. Jones moved to a new school, he never imagined that he would meet his long-lost brother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,137 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 4/20/2014 - America, Canada
Нисходящая спираль reviews
AU. Russian psychologist Ivan Braginski's life takes a downward spiral after the reappearance of his former friend. When he is introduced to a troubled teenager, Ivan grows to care for her like a sister, and will do whatever it takes to set her on the right path again. Little does he know that his new client is much more closely connected to him than he could ever have imagined ...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,132 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2014 - America, Russia, Canada, Belarus
Holy Mother of Love Triangles! reviews
Gilbert vehemently denies that he has any feelings for Elizaveta whatsoever, despite his obvious attraction to her. It takes a while, but his friends make him see the light and he confesses to Elizaveta in the most profound way. The problem? She's already got a boyfriend, and she's not willing to let him go. What will become of this? AusHun, PruHun, PruAus love triangle. Crack-ish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Austria, Hungary, Prussia
A Stormy Night reviews
A terrible storm wakes up a young America and it's up to England to put him back to sleep. Short one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Water, Water Everywhere reviews
Dick has been left all on his own to babysit his siblings. Needless to say, things do not go as planned... Rated T for mild swearing. One-shot.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,657 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Cassandra C., Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete