![]() Author has written 7 stories for Batman, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. Hello there, fellow fanfictioners! I am the great and bountiful Heuress. Ta-da! I'm not exactly new to fanfiction, as I've been reading it for quite a bit. I just haven't made an account until now. But I love writing and will definitely be uploading some stories soon enough... Stuff That I Love: Harry Potter (favourite books) Doctor Who (best TV series ever. Period.) DC Comics (Batman, Superman, Justice League, Young Justice, Teen Titans etc.) Marvel Comics (X-men... definetely X-Men, The Avengers, the Fantastic Four, Iron Man, Thor etc.) The Dark Knight Trilogy The Avengers Pizza X-Men Trilogy X-Men: First Class (best superhero movie) Cake Chocolate Cupcakes Waffles Pancakes Thor Thor: The Dark World (best superhero movie of the year, for those who haven't seen it) Scott Pilgrim vs The World The Hunger Games Trilogy (OK, so kids fighting to the death doesn't seem very appealing at all, but if you read the books, it's actually very good) Superhero Movie Epic Movie The Lord Of The Rings The Hobbit Martial Arts Fullmetal Alchemist Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Fairy Tail Baka And Test Hetalia : Axis Powers Hetalie: World Series Favourite Characters: Remus Lupin Nymphadora Tonks Sirius Black Severus Snape Cho Chang (surprised?) All Next Gen Kids (Al, James, Lily, Hugo, Rose, Scorpius, Fred II, Roxanne, Molly II, Lucy, Dominique, Victoire, Louis, Lorcan & Lysander) Fred & George Weasley Molly and Arthur Weasley The Doctor (faves are 4, 7, 9 and my absolute favourite, 10) Rory Jack Donna Rose Martha Clara Jenny Brig The Master Bruce/Batman Connor/Superboy Clark/Superman Dick/Nightwing/Robin Jason/Red Hood Tim/Red Robin Cass/Blackbat Barry/Flash Bart/Flash Wally/Kid Flash Raven Roy Harper/Speedy Oliver/Green Arrow (Don't know why I like him, I just do) Tony/Iron Man Thor (best Avenger, without a doubt) Loki (Loki is the best. Period. All hail Loki!) Charles/Professor X Erik/Magneto Scott/Cyclops Jean (Pheonix) Remy/Gambit (he's SO hot) Raven/Mystique Sean/Banshee Alex/Havok Anna-Marie/Rogue Kitty Pryde Alisa/Cipher Phil Coulson Piotr/Colussus Wanda/Scarlet Witch Pietro/Quicksilver (even though he's a douche, I still like him) John/Pyro Fullmetal Alchemist Roy Mustang Maes Hughes Greed Ling Yao Scar Mei Chang Jean Havoc Fuery Fairy Tail Erza Jellal Gildarts Cana Alzack Wendy Lyon Gray Happy Simon Hetalia England Scotland France Russia Italy Germany Greece Canada Prussia China Romano Spain Denmark Poland Switzerland Macau Austria I dislike all pairings from Hetalia, with the possible exception of Austria and Hungary or Prussia and Hungary. I mean, my main issue with pairings such as "USUK" and "FrUK" is that France and England basically grew up together and bicker constantly (kind of like brothers) and England raised America. SuFin... well, I don't know what to say about that one. It's clear that Sweden actually does love Finland, but in canon, his feelings are not returned. I don't know why, but I can't look at one of these pairings without cringing. Another pairing that I dislike is Spamano. Again, Spain practically raised Romano after Austria gave him up. Everyone's allowed to have their own opinion, but I just don't like pairings... My favourite group in Hetalia is "The Bad Touch Trio". They're the best! So those peeps are awesome. I think I'd have to say that my favourite "band" of superheroes are X-Men. Without a doubt. Especially the First Class crew. I love James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender, their mere presence in the movie makes it automatically brilliant. Stories That I will be Posting On FanFiction: Water, Water Everwhere: Run: Amelia Pond is your average policewoman. One day, she's asked to investigate Pador Manor after the inhabitants claim that there is something stalking them. When she finds nothing particularly suspicious, she tries to leave, but it turns out she's trapped. Along with the owners of the manor, Amy tries to escape. But they are not alone... AU. Policewoman!Amy, Dark!Rory. Rated M for MURDER. My Kid Companions: AU. Amy, Rory, Clara and the Children Of Time (Rose, Sarah-Jane, Donna, Martha, Jack and Mickey) are kids and a prophecy about them bringing about the end of the universe has been made. The Doctor, working for the High Council of Gallifrey, is tasked with the mission to find them and take them into custody before the end of the universe can ever happen. Well... that's easier said than done. Kid!Companions. In the Beginning, There Were Mutants: AU. After the events of First Class, Charles and the X-Men must find more mutants. The search for more mutants begins! Like Magic: Hogwarts School is a place where students from 11-18 can go to. It is a school of hope, a sanctuary for those who are gifted. It was a child's dream to go there one day, said to be the best school in the world. Harry Potter was one of those who were accepted at the school. He had spent four years at Hogwarts and loved it more than any other place in the world. However, he and his friends have a bit of a reputation at school as the Golden Trio... AKA, a band of misfits. They always got themselves into trouble without actually meaning to. One day, things go too far and the trio find themselves in a world of trouble that they had never experienced before. Will they be able to stay at the school or be expelled? AU. Muggle!Hogwarts The Tale Of A Loner: When Harry Potter is accepted into Hogwarts, a boarding school, his aunt and uncle are more than happy to get rid of him. Harry has always been a strange boy, a freak. Even when he went to Hogwarts, teachers and students alike avoided him like the plague. After a strange event, some students offer their friendship to Harry. Harry, who had never before had friends in his life, accepts their offer without a second thought. But are his new "friends" all that they seem to be? AU, Muggle!Hogwarts, no magic :( The Lone Wolf: Remus Lupin has always been a social outcast. One day, a troublemaker takes an interest in him and takes him under his wing. He introduces him to his friends and Remus finally feels accepted, but he can't help but wonder: what do these boys want with him? My Love For You Is Evermore: Ginny Weasley is obsessed with famous and popular Harry Potter. She is madly in love with him and declares her love for him in front of the whole school, only to be rejected. Hurt and angry, Ginny will do anything to be number one in Harry Potter's life and does the unthinkable to Harry's dates. Rated M for MURDER and PSYCHOPATHIC-ness. Dark, Insane!Ginny, OOC!Harry. A Nightmare In Hogwarts: Every student in Hogwarts begin to have mysterious nightmares. What is the source of these nightmares and who can stop them? Crisis Averted: Dick is left in charge of his siblings. With a mischevious Tim and an angry Jason, things don't look so good... Three-Shot. Like a GINGER: Two words: Ginger Doctor. Just picture it for a moment... doesn't it look maginificent? The Doctor thinks it does. Clara... not so much. One-Shot. The Doctor Has A What?: While battling monsters and saving planets, the Doctor and Clara run into Jenny. The Doctor's in denial, Jenny's overwhelmingly happy and Clara just want to know what the hell's going on. Children Of The Atom: Erik Lehnsherr was many things. A cowardly weakling was not one of them. When faced with a horrible decision to make, the leader of the Brotherhood Of Mutants must take action and not let his personal emotions get in the way. The New King Of Asgard: Loki has planned something terrible for the people of Asgard. He's completely driven by madness and hatred. He hates Thor, he hates his "friends", he hates the Aesir but most of all, he hates Odin... or does he? Not my Brother: Loki escaped captivity and has sworn revenge on his not-brother Thor. He's convinced that he hates him, despises him, loathes him, wants to kill him... but does he really? Death Wish: I'm Better Than Him: Set before Thor's banishment to Earth and before Loki finds out about his true heritage. Loki is determined to prove to everyone that he is better than Thor. The Bad Touch Trio's Guide To Raising Countries: The Bad Touch Trio decide to write a guidebook based on their own experiences. You Need To Loosen Up: Human AU. Gilbert Beilshmidt, Francis Bonnefoy and Antonio Carriedo are the three infamous members of the Bad Touch Trio. They have only one goal: to free anyone and everyone from the burden of being a virgin. Some of their How Hard Can It Be?: Antonio Carriedo has always wanted a child and adopts an adorable little Italian boy called Lovino Vargas. People who know Lovino have tried to warn Antonio about him, but Antonio goes ahead with the adoption anyway. After all, what could possibly go wrong? Feeling Un-Awesome: People think that Gilbert Beilshmidt is a rude, self-absorbed demon who loves nobody but himself. In truth, he's just a sad little boy who hates himself. He feels that no one will ever understand him and that no one cares about him, but that all changes when he meets two boys in a similar situation. Will he finally be able to have friends? Behind Blue Eyes: Everyone thinks they've got Francis Bonnefoy all figured out... they couldn't be more wrong. Behind Bushy Eyebrows: Everyone thinks they've got Arthur Kirkland all figured out... they couldn't be more right. Children Everywhere: Prussia and France are shocked to find out that Spain has kids. They immediately demand to meet them. Oh, how they'll soon regret that... Papa!Spain, OC!Latin American Countries. We Are Family: England feels that his siblings hate him, but deep down- really, really deep down- they might actually... tolerate him. A Different Time: Scotland and England didn't always hate each other. There was a time, long ago, when they actually loved each other. WARNING: Lots of brotherly love and fluff. The Responsibilities Of Being Older: The older countries have to look after their younger siblings. A Stormy Night: A storm wakes up a young America and it's up to England to put him back to sleep. Why Doesn't He Love Me?: To say that Belarus adored her big brother would be an understatement. She was obsessed with him, but she can't understand why he rejects her all the time. Why doesn't he love her? Run Away, Little One: Gilbert tells Peter that Tino and Berwald don't actually love him, so Peter runs away to his big brother's house. He begs Arthur to let him stay, but Arthur calls Tino and Berwald to pick up Peter, much to the horror of Peter. The two get into a heated argument and Peter runs off yet again, thinking that nobody loves him. Worst Days Of My Life: England has to look after Sealand for a fortnight. Needless to say, the brothers aren't looking forward to it. When Feelings Are Not Returned: It's no secret that Berwald is in love with Tino, but Tino doesn't feel the same way. One-sided SuFin. Are You A Boy Or A Girl?: Elizaveta encourages her husband to spend some time and bond with their new son, Feliciano. However, Roderich doesn't know if Feliciano is a boy or a girl. The Bad Touch Trio's Newest Member?: England wants to be part of the Bad Touch Trio (don't ask why), but first, he has to pass the Initiation Test... Two Sides Of A Coin: AU. When Alfred F. Jones-Kirkland moves to another country, he never imagined that he would meet his long-lost brother... When Friendship Dies: It's the Franco-Prussian War and France and Prussia are fighting furiously against one another. How did their relationship fall apart and will it ever be mended? Kind of a historical fic. New Friends: It's the Austrian-Prussian War and Prussia allies himself with France and Spain. Prussia intends to do two things: kick Austria's ass and be awesome. He never expected to become friends with his allies. Little Brother's Gone: After America's revolution, England falls into a deep pit of despair and mourns the loss of his little brother. Bye Bye Brother: France looks at Italy and still sees the young boy that used to be his brother. My Idiot Brother: Despite being France's younger sister, Monaco is always the more responsible of the two. Whenever France is in trouble, she comes to his aid and helps him out whenever she can. One day, though, France takes it too far and Monaco refuses to be responsible for her older brother anymore. Heta Oni: This is basically "Heta Oni", but with more details and more character development. Brothers Are Natural Enemies: England and Scotland hate each other, despite being brothers. Everyone is annoyed by their antics, especially Wales, Northern Ireland and Ireland (who don't exactly get along swimmingly well with England either). However, things turn gradually worse and the brothers have declared war on one another. Will their friends be able to stop them or will Scotland and England forever be locked in an endless war? Little Sisters Are Scary: Russia loves his little sister, he really does. But she terrifies the crap out of him... One-shot. I'm Not A Nobody!: Canada is sick and tired of being ignored by everyone else and decides to leave with Sealand, who is fed up with people not recognising him as a country. Little does Canada know that, despite having ignored him for a very long time, his family and friends miss him terribly and will do anything to get him back. Smiles All Around: Sometimes, Roy Mustang can't stand Maes Hughes. But most times, he wouldn't give his best friend for the world. An Odd Family Indeed: Because the Homunculi are family. Fullmetal Babysitter: Maes and Gracia leave Al and Ed to babysit Elysia. Totally easy, right? Wrong. It's Raining: Roy finds out about Maes' death. We Are Family: Everyone knows that the Fairy Tail Guild is practically family. What sort of nonsense do the members of this family get up to? Includes all Guild Members. This is a familial story because really... the Guild IS family. Choose your top ten characters from Hetalia in any order. 1. Arthur (England) 2. Francis (France) 3. Gilbert (Prussia) 4. Ivan (Russia) 5. Feliciano (Italy) 6. Lovino (Romano/ S. Italy) 7. Feliks (Poland) 8. Roderich (Austria) 9. Vash (Switzerland) 10. Antonio(Spain) 1) Which is the better pairing, Two/Ten or Six/Seven? Francis and Antonio or Lovino and Feliks? I think Francis and Antonio would be the better pairing. After all... they are two thirds of the Bad Touch Trio... besides, I don't think Lovino likes Feliks... ;) 2) Do you think Seven/Two will ever happen? 3) Have you ever read or written Four/Five? 4) Nine and One are getting married. How does Eight react? Vash and Arthur are getting married? I guess Roderich would just be in shock... I know I would be... 5) Write a plot for a Two/Ten fic. France and Spain had a complicated relationship that none of the other nations could quite understand. One minute, they could be the closest friends and the next, they could be the other's worst enemy. Yet, despite their strange relationship, they were both quite content. This is the story of the country of romance and the nation of passion. OK, I admit it, that's just bad, but I couldn't think of anything else XD 6) How would Nine announce to Seven he/she's pregnant, and what would Seven do/say? 7) Does the pairing One/Two exist? How about Three/Five? 8) Pretend you're writing a story with this plot: "Eight and Two are about to get married when suddenly Three admits his feelings for Two. Two decides to leave Eight and gets married with Three. Eight, inconsolable, has an unhappy threesome with Seven and Six and in the end, finally realizes his true love is and has always been Five." Would anyone read this? I think that "summary" basically tells the whole story, but there it is. 9) Is Six/Seven okay with you or do you wish to kill it with fire? 10) Four takes Two out on a romantic dinner, and One comes and ruins it. Write about that. 11) Who would Seven rather get together with? Ten or Three? Ooh, hard one. Would Feliks rather go out with Antonio or Gilbert? I'd say Antonio, because Gilbert and Feliks would probably fight a bit and Gilbert would call him a gay cross-dresser and that he was nowhere near as awesome as he was and all hell would break loose. Also, Antonio is a really nice guy :) 12) Would Nine and One make a good couple? 13) Listening to the song "You Belong With Me", write a story for a love triangle with Ten/Two/Eight. 14) Is there such thing as Six/One or does it not compute? 15) Would you read/write a Six/Three/Ten or is it such a bad idea that you want to kill me right now? 16) Is Two/Nine canon? If it's not, how would you feel if it was? 17) Three finds Four lying on the ground, bleeding and unconscious. Write about that. Ooh, evil, I know. But Gilbert hates Ivan and vice versa, so I doubt that he would be quick to save almighty Russia's life. 18) Everyone is against Ten/One and wants every of its shippers to rot in hell. Y/N? 19) Nine walks in on Five and Three getting it on. What does he/she do? Write about that. 20) Rant about the idea of Six and Nine getting together. Lovino and Vash... holy snickets, that sounds surprisingly awesome! Lovino is like fire and Vash is like ice (unless if you trespass on his land... then you'll be begging for death). They're both rude to a degree and hate a lot of people, with each having only one person who is really close to them (when you think about it, although I think Lovino actually does love his little brother and acts like a total dick to Antonio, I think he actually really cares about Antonio. Same for Vash: he and Roderich used to be super close, but now their relationship is strained and the only person really close to Vash is his little sister). In a way, they're quite similar. They just express their anger in different ways: Lovino will yell and call you a bastard and Vash will take out his shotgun. Lovino and Vash isn't a really bad idea, in my opinion. However, I still don't "ship" it. I don't ship anything. Heh heh heh... Time for... ANOTHER HETALIA QUIZ! Pick ten random characters (these can be any characters, not just favourites or least favourites). 1. Finland 2. Spain 3. France 4. Canada 5. China 6. Denmark 7. America 8. Sweden 9. Greece 10. Seychelles 1. 1, 3, 5, 6 each want to kill 4. Why? 2. 1 thinks 8 is gay. What's 8's reaction? 3. 5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!?!?!?!? "hobo-powered?" What? Anyway, China has loads of workers at the ready while Denmark tries to convince the other Nordics to aid him in his mission and to thwart his rival China's plans. By the time Denmark's troops get to him, China has already created the death beam and Denmark manages to steal it using his coolness but then China goes all ninja on him and the two end up destroying the beam. Also, they were given a time-limit on creating it and both failed, so they were fired. This turned a rivalry into something so much worse. 4. 1 tries to kiss 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6. Will they let him/her? 5. 7 gets a bazooka and starts shooting at everyone, who will survive? 6. 4 dies, how does 1 and 10 react to it? 7. MKFan jumped out of nowhere in the middle of the quiz, how does everyone react to it? 8. What question would 2 ask 10 and what would 10 answer? Seychelles: "Heh heh, aww, you're so cute, Spain." Spain: "..." Yeah, I know, it sucks, but what's Spain gonna ask Seychelles? If you replaced Seychelles with Monaco, it would be a different matter entirely. 9. 6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword he can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does he make a reach for the sword, and can he fight back against the monster? 10. 1, 6, and 7 go to Mulligan’s to play laser tag. But 7 forgot to call 3 and 4 to tell them they were going. When they get back 7 finally realizes they forgot to call. What is 3 and 4's reaction when 1, 6, and 7 return? When Finland, Denmark and America come back from laser tag and France yells at them and becomes hysterical. Canada tries to scold them, but as usual, everyone ignores him/no one sees him. 11. 3 thinks 7 is MADLY in love with him/her. But 7 likes 9! What is 3's reaction? 12. 6, 8 and 4 have sexy time. Is it sexy? 13. 6, 8 and 4 are all eating cake. Who poisoned it? 14. Someone passes out fortune cookies. 2 gets one that says 'The person next to you is evil'. What does 2 do to number 5, who is right next to them? 15.The Nargles are attacking 7 and 8. What does 3 do? 16. Make up an e-mail address for 6. www.cooldane@ 17. What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit? 18. What subject would 1 teach if s/he were a teacher/professor? Would s/he be good at it? 19. 4 is walking home when s/he sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his/her legs. Will s/he kick it away, or take it home? 20. If you had the chance to rewrite 1's life, how would you change it? 21. 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction? 22. 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose? 23. 7 challenges 1 to staring contest, why? And who wins? America challenges Finland to a staring contest because he wants to see if he can beat "Santa". Finland wins because he has super wide eyes and hardly ever blinks, while America's glasses somehow slip off and he has to pick them up again. 24. If you had to pick a video game character to pair up with 4, who would you choose? I would pick Ezio, because maybe he can help get Canada out of his shell. Although, Ezio would probably forget about Canada. Then again, maybe the assassin life isn't the life for Canada. Oh well. 25. 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens? 26. 9 and 2 are depressed, why? 27. 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens? 28. Think 8 could be a super model? 29. They all get involved into an epic brawl (not the video game), and only one of them survives, who won? 30. One of them falls in love with you, which one? 31. GENDER SWAP! What happens? 32. 2 posted a picture of 1 and 10 making out on the Internet! What happens? 33. JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION!!! 34. New scenario: 3 is driving down a lonely road with 1 in the back seat. The car breaks down, and they ask to stay at a roadside house. What happens? 35. Another new scenario: imagine 2 has a bride, if he or she didn't already, and a baby is born. 3 is asked to babysit. What happens? 36. Something happens that makes 7 a little kid. 3, 5 and 8 have to take care of him/her. What happens? 37. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 1? 38. Do you think 2 is hot? 39. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be? 40. 1 gets a paper cut. What is the immediate reaction? 41. 5, 3, 2, and 8 are waiting for the bus. Write the conversation they have until the bus arrives. France: "I 'eard that it arrives in five minutes." Spain: "While we are waiting, would anybody like a churro?" Sweden: "..." China: "..." France: "I'll 'ave one." Silence. China: "Look at the time! The bus should be here by now! What is taking it so long?" Sweden: "Ma'be it cr'shed." France: "..." Spain: "..." China: "You really shouldn't say such things, aru." Spain: "Well, the bus doesn't seem to be coming. Hey France, Prussia and I are going to the disco later on today. Want to join us?" France: "Do you even 'ave to ask? Oh hon hon hon hon hon." China: "Your laugh is scary, aru." France: "Well, the bus obviously izn't coming. I am leeving." Spain: "Me too. Adios, China y Sweden!" China: "..." Sweden: "..." China: "Well, I should get going too. Good-bye." Sweden: "..." Yes, yes, I know this sucked! But still... I couldn't think of anything... 42. The quiz is over! Now what? OK, I'm really getting addicted to these Hetalia quizzes... you guys really don't have to read any of this, but I'm gonna do another one because it's so fun! 1. Macau 2. Germany 3. Norway 4. New Zealand 5. Poland 6. Lithuania 7. Korea 8. Australia 9. Sealand 10. England What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Number 2 asked you to go out with him/her? Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Number 5 cooked you dinner? I'd eat it... Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? I'd bury his body under the sand and laugh when he wakes up. Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? Number 9 made fun of your friends? Number 10 ignored you all the time? Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction: You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? You’re angry about it afterward, how does 8 calm you down? You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along? Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? I'm furious because apparently, England's supposed to be my husband and Macau was my friend. Was. You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? I'm thinkin' that Norway and NZ are gettin' it on... Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? Would 2 trust 5? Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? 1 accidentally kicked 10? 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? 5 and 6 did a workout together? 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? No way would I leave him out of my birthday! But if I did somehow forget, he'd probably ignore me the next time we met... 7 won the lottery? Korea would buy boobs for all his citizens. 8 had quite a big secret? 9 became a singer? 10 got a daughter? What would 1 think of 2? What would 2 find weird about 3? How would 3 greet 4? What would 4 envy about 5? What dream would 5 have about 6? What do 6 and 7 have in common? Well... they probably both like boobs... If Australia said that Korean boobs weren't big enough. Where would 8 meet 9? What would 9 never dare to tell 10? What would make 10 scared of 1? Is 3 Gay? How do you feel? Which Hetalia character are you? The Axis Powers North Italy (Feliciano Vargas) [x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood. (It's kind of sad, really, but there it is) [x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. [ ]You're very happy-go-lucky. [x]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies. (All the time..." [/ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up. (Kind of... sometimes it sticks up, sometimes it lies down) [/]You're a good artist. [I'm not sure... everyone (except my brothers, but that's cause they hate me) says that my art is good. I think it's a bit shabby, but I'm always like that] [x]You can be clumsy at times. (All the time. I break at least one thing per week.) [ ]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something. (No... I wish I had one though... *sulks in corner*) [/]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" (I wouldn't say anything about relatives, but I would probably tell them not to kill me. I wouldn't go on my hands and knees and beg, but I'd still plead a little and then shut up, because they probably don't want to hear me yapping) [/]You would surrender in a war situation. (Depends on what they would do to me...) Total: 6/10 (Wicked) South Italy (Lovino Vargas) [x]You tend to overreact a lot. [/]You like to order people around. (Not gonna lie, it's sometimes fun... I don't go overboard though... I think) [ ]You're a scaredy-cat. (Nope) [x]You curse a lot. (I admit it, I admit it) [ ]You go drama depressed when people ignore you. (No, cause they always ignore me...) [ ]You tend to blush easily. [x]You are lazy as hell. (Yup... I still have a lot of work to do and I'm here on my computer just doing this) [x]You love tomatoes a lot. [ ]You fix yourself on stupid matters. (Wha..?) [ ]You get defensive at the slightest comment. (I'm usually easygoing... except when I'm swearing...) Total: 4.5 (Alright!) Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt) [/]You're very stoic and serious. (I am in public, but at home or around my friends... nah!) [ ]Sausages are your favourite foods. (I hate most sausages...) [ ]You like to walk your dog. (Nope, it's usually a bloody nightmare and my dog is a lot stronger than I am) [ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case. [ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T. [ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules. [ ]You work very hard. [/]Your alone time is your 'happy time'. (My alone time is my only time) [ ]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people. [x]You've had issues with money once or twice. Total: 2/10 (Oh...) Japan (Kiku Honda) [ ]You're very mature. (Yeah right) [/]You think everything over before saying it. (Not everything, but a lot of things) [x]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one. (They could exist... you never know...) [/]You isolated yourself during childhood. (Only in school... mostly due to bullying) [ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time. (I wish...) [x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world. [x]You can seem cold/aloof to other people. [ ]You're good at practical tasks. [ ] You need time to adjust to new people. Total: 3/10 (Could be worse...) The Allied Forces The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones) [/]You love hamburgers. (Sometimes) [ ]You think you're awesome. (I don't think so...) [x]You love to invent things. (Yup! I love making stuff!) [x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films. [ ]You can seem to be very brash to other people. [ ]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business. (Nah, I stay out of other people's business) [ ]You're terrified of ghosts. [x]You know aliens exist. (If we exist, then it's perfectly logical to believe that there is life on other planets. I'm sorry to say this, but people who believe that there is only life on earth are close-minded.) [ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time. (I wish, they look uber cool) [ ]You wear glasses. Total: 3.5/10 (Low score... bummer) England (Arthur Kirkland) [/]You like tea. (Depends...) [x]You were quite tough as a kid. [x]You're very sarcastic and cynical. [/]Your cooking is awful. (I don't actually know...) [x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... [ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens. (Aliens totally exist. They may look different than how movies perceive them to be, but they exist.) [x] You have tried doing black magic before. (...And it worked!) [ ]You get drunk quite easily. [ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy. [ ]You're good at embroidery. Total: 5/10 (Not bad...) France (Francis Bonnefoy) [ ]You're very affectionate. [ ]You think you have a great fashion sense. (I usually just wear anything that's in the wardrobe...) [x]You like wine. (Lovely stuff) [ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears. [x]You love red roses. [x]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women. (Technically, I think I'm asexual, but if I fall for a guy or a girl, it is what it is...) [ ]You're very proud of yourself. [x]You love culture and the arts. [ ]You're very flamboyant. (Wish I was) [ ]You say you're a gourmet. Total: 4/10 (Yay!) Russia (Ivan Braginski) [x]You had a very sad childhood. (My childhood wasn't exactly the best. Granted, it wasn't the worst, but it wasn't happy the majority of the time...) [x]You're very tall. (I've always been taller than most people...) [x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities. [ ]You wear a scarf all the time. [x]You love sunflowers. [ ]You love vodka. [/]You can seem intimidating to other people. (Well... I like to think that I do...) [x]You're very strong. (Yup! Doing mixed martial arts is really great!) [ ]You have a big nose. [x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people. (My laugh scares me sometimes...) Total: 6.5/10 (Highest score so far...) China (Wang Yao) [ ]You're very mature. [/]You're very superstitious. (I want to be... if that makes sense) [ ]You're very religious. (Nope) [x]You love pandas. (Who doesn't?) [/]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes. (I'd take baking over cooking any day, but I do nag a bit if food isn't to my taste...) [ ]You love Hello Kitty. [/]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. (Sometimes I do, but my little brother never listens... figures) [ ]You work hard. (No, I'm lazy...) [/]You're good at drawing. (I'm not sure...) [/]You like sweets. (At certain times...) Total: 3.5/10 (Guess I'm not Yao then...) Austria (Roderich Edelstein) [ ]You are very well-raised. (I have to say I was horribly raised...) [ ]You're polite. (Not really...) [x]You love classical music. [x]You like cake. [/]You have a mole on your face. (Do beauty spots count?) [x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away. [/]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument. [/]You've composed music before. (Yah, but it sounded awful) [x]You tend to call people 'morons'. [ ]You wear glasses. Total: 7/10 (Oh yeah!) Canada (Matthew Williams) [x]You're often ignored by people. (I am practically invisible...) [ ]You look younger than you actually are. (Other way round, actually...) [ ]You love hockey. [x]You love polar bears. [ ]You hate fighting. [ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy. [x]You often get mistaken for someone else. (I used to get mistaken for my sister, who looks nothing like me) [x]You feel under-appreciated. (Almost always...) [x]You're bilingual. (Multilingual, actually XD) [ ]You always carry a bear with you. (How the hell am I supposed to carry a freakin' bear?) Total: 5/10 (Who's Canada?) Cuba [ ]You smoke. [x]You're very physically strong. [x]You've won a lot of fist-fights. [ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other. [x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics. [/]You like hot weather. (Sometimes...) [x]You can be very friendly from time to time. [/]You look very tough on the outside. [ ]You make a very nice role-model. (I'm a terrible role-model) [x]You don't let people get a word in edgeways. Total: 6/10 (Wow... did not expect that score) Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry) [x]You have a potty-mouth. [ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair. [x]You used to be a very tough kid. [ ]You're very reliable. [x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy. [x]You're very loyal. [x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike. [ ]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. [x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next. [ ]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (No thank-you) Total: 6/10 (Not bad...) Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis) [x]You're very loyal. [ ]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together. (Other way around...) [ ]You're very serious. [ ]You have a lot of patience. (Golly, I'm super impatient) [x]You think too much about philosophical stuff. [x]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... (Yeah, I always find myself questioning things) [x]You're not very confident. (I feel like I'm rubbish at most things) [/]You were quite rebellious as a child. [/]People tend to walk all over you. (Sometimes...) [/]You're a born worrier. Total: 5.5/10 (Wow, I think I'm getting pretty good scores... hue hue...) Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz) [ ]You're very flamboyant. (I wish I was...) [x]You're quite hyperactive. [x]You can be quite goofy. [ ]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix. [x]You're very wary of strangers. [ ]It takes you ages to come out of your shell. [x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty. [x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions. (All the time) [x]You love pansies and corn-poppies. (Because why not?) [x]You get up to do lots of crazy antics. Total: 7/10 (Ooh, tie with Austria!) Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt) [/]You're quite mean-spirited. [ ]You're a bit of a hooligan. [x]You're very loyal. [/]You're very good at tactics. [ ]You hate Russia. (Hell no! I adore him :3 [x]You love to fight people. (Oops) [ ]You can avoid marriages quite well. [x]You're not always taken seriously. [ ]You like drinking. Total: 4/10 (Heh heh, fail!) Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo) [/]You are clueless about things around you. [x]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes. (Fresh tomatoes taste better than cooked ones) [ ]You're very responsible. [x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot. [x]You love churros. (Loved them; always have, always will) [x]You help people in crisis. [x]You are quite random. [x]Somehow, you like bananas. ("Somehow") [ ]You often offer food to people. [x]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers. Total: 7.5/10 WOOH! I AM SPAIN! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! OK, guys, you've been tortured enough (if you have even read this). Have a nice day! |