![]() Author has written 7 stories for Soul Eater, Naruto, Kuroshitsuji, and Supernatural. Hello. I am Hawkllama. A name invented by my older sister, and taken by me for almost everything. I hold a fascination for the Uchiha clan from the anime Naruto, as their emotions seem to go so much deeper than first perceived. My favorite color is red, and I enjoy food and sleep. Writing is a hobby of mine which I pursue in my spare time. Which is why many updates on my stories are not regular unless they've been prewritten. The only story of mine finished as of right now is 'The Unfortunate Tragedy of the Uchiha'. Read it. It is pretty good in my opinion. (Look at me...shameless promoting stories in my bio.) And now here are many quotes from many miscellaneous sources. Curiousity killed the cat, but spite brought that mother fucker back. "Genius by birth, Lazy by choice." - Nara Shikamaru "It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide" - Imagine Dragons "Am I a part or the cure? Or am I a part of the disease?" - Coldplay "Neve give up, that's my way of the ninja!" - Uzumaki Naruto "Sorry, I'm afraid I got lost on the path of life." - Hatake Kakashi "Fish are like ninja that live in the water!" - Sarah's wise words of wisdom "There are 15 levels of lemon, 15 being where they describe everything and 1 being where it says that they go into a bedroom alone. After 1 DO NOT APPROACH 2!!! EVERY LEMON AFTER 1 IS SOMETHING THAT INNOCENT MINDS CANNOT HANDLE!!! And definitely DO NOT read a L.15 lemon, unless you want to have your eyes gouged out and your mind destroyed!!" - xXStoneWalkerXx "To all the Emo Sasukes out there...this song...is for you!" -Me Stone: *holds up creepy picture* It's staring into your SOUL!!! Me: I have no soul. Stone: *turns as red as a tomato and dies of laughing* Stone reads part of my fanfic. Reads the saddest part. Every person in the room is a guy except for Stone and me.* Stone: ...How could you? You-[Insert every cuss word imaginable] *Every person in the room turns to stare at us* Guy: Um...what's wrong with her? *points to Stone who is curled in a ball, underneath a desk.* Me: She just read the best saddest ending ever written by man. Guy: Okay... *turns back to whatever he was doing. *The rest of the guys stare at Stone and me awkwardly.* Oh how I cherish awkward moments such as these! (Not really...) Stone: *mouths to me, behind the back of a guy at my school* WE CAME TO FUCK BITCHES!!! Me and Stone die of laughter, then of course he turns around and gives us the, why-the-hell-did-I-come-into-this-room? face Later that day... Stone: When you become President, I'm going to sue for everything you own!! Including your husband and kids!!!! Me: Why my husband? Stone: Cause I'm going to bang him so hard, he won't know which way is up or down!!! Me: 0.o Stone and me are at school,and we notice that a guy got a random no bleed. This is our convo. Stone: why did your nose start bleeding randomly? Guy: *shrugs* I don't know. It happens randomly. I hear it happens to girls too Me: *busts out laughing* Stone: *utterly perplexed* Guy: Period. Stone: *finally gets it* Until next time my little llamas - Hawkllama |