Hello everyone! Welcome to my profile!

I'm The One Who Laughs Last (you don't say!), known to friends and anyone lovely enough to check out my profile as TOWLL! ... maybe not...just call me Trisha for now. It's not my real name, but it is the name of my trainer in Pokemon Black and the name of Edward and Alphonse Elric's mother in Fullmetal Alchemist.

For anyone who cares:

I'm new to this site and have no stories written yet

My stories, if I ever get the energy and inspiration to write them, will most probably be mostly one shots and short drabbles

I love many books, TV programs, anime, manga and cartoons such as Harry Potter, Avatar: The Last Airbender, One Piece, Detective Conan, Naruto, Hetalia, Wizards of Waverly Place etc. etc.

I also love quotes so there'll be a lot of them on my profile, when I get to writing them :)

I'm planning on making a looong profile, because I think long profiles are awesome

I'd love to write a Harry Potter/Wizards of Waverly Place crossover, but well, only time will tell

...I realized I just made a rhyme there...

I'm more of a reader than author so I'll most probably have a lot of favorite stories once I get to collecting them :)

I'm not a native speaker, so please forgive me for any language errors I make in my profile or my possible future fics

Some Quotes to help brighten your day :) (None of them are mine, though)

Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.

Life is unfair; that’s why we have dreams.

The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

I’m the type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream.

Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you. - Azgraybebly Joslan

If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind … I’d be SO skinny!

"Alex is evil! Dad said if this ever happened we should run and change our names! Run, Giuseppe! Run!" - Max Russo from Wizards of Waverly Place

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target.

No matter how bad-ass you were, when you were younger you also used to draw the sun in the corner of the paper.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. - Lily Tomlin

They say if you love someone, set them free. Does that mean if you hate someone, you should chain them up in your basement?

I love using my GPS, problem is I can’t find it.

Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in the fruit salad.

After a long and heated discussion…the toaster and I agreed that I’m not crazy.

I hate long distance relationships. That’s why I moved the fridge into my bedroom.

If you fall, I’ll be there – Floor

On a scale of 1-10, what’s your number?

If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking.

I’m super lazy today, which is like normal lazy but I’m also wearing a cape.

A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.

How did the inventor of the clock know what time it was?

My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or are in love.

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

I am sure I have a defective mobile, I keep pressing the home button and I’m still at work.

If your plan A doesn’t work, don’t sweat it. The alphabet has 25 more letters.

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

"I don't know, I just do stuff. Get off my back." Max Russo from Wizards of Waverly Place (again)

Two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity...not sure about the universe though.

How important does a person have to be before he/she is considered assassinated instead of murdered?

The good news is evil WILL be vanquished. The bad news is that YOU will have to do it.

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil.

I think, therefore I get a headache.

Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 8.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity.

Silence is golden; duct tape is silver.

Alarm Clocks: because every morning should begin with a heart attack.

"It's a giant mushroom. Maybe it's friendly! Friendly mushroom! Mushy giant friend!" Sokka from Avatar the Last Airbender

“Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.”

“The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry.”

"To the Max!" Max Russo

You can’t touch music, but music can touch you.

For every situation, there is a suitable line from a song.

"Where words fail, music speaks." Hans Christian Andersen

I’ve learned… that even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to help.

Asking a bookworm to name their favorite book is like asking a mother to pick a favorite child...

Going into the unknown is how you expand what is known.

Time is precious. Waste it wisely!

They say revenge is a dish best served cold. They also say revenge is sweet, so basically revenge is ice-cream.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." From The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

"Well, Zaphod's just this guy, you know?" Halfrunt from the above

"If I ever meet myself, I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me." Zaphod Beeblebrox

"Life, don't talk to me about life." Marvin the Paranoid Android from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"I've seen your sanity. It bores me." Luna Lovegood in an awesome fanfic by Sarah1281

"If you've done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with a breakfast at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?" From The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

If your bf/gf is mad at you put a cape on them and say, “Now you’re super mad!” If they laugh marry them.

That suspicious moment when someone who doesn’t like you suddenly starts being nice to you.

Don’t cry me a river. That’s stupid as hell. Cry me a milkshake.

I pull weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose.

We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, “I’m bored, lets go brush your teeth!”

If at first you don't succeed...try doing what your trainer told you to do the first time.

Sometimes I forget how to spell a word so I change the whole sentence to avoid using it.

Keep calm and let karma finish it.

Forget flowers, if you really want to impress me, send me a pizza and a 6-pack.

I love that point when your so tired everything is funny.

When your sarcasm is so advanced, people think you're being polite.

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

Many people tell me to do what my heart says...but I don't know wtf is "tumtum tumtum".

The awkward moment when you realize The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars defines your life.

Sure I'm a good listener. As long as we are talking about how great I am.

I've learned so much from my mistakes... I'm thinking of making a few more.

I don't have bad handwriting, I have my own font.

You are the reason I get up in the morning...LOL JK, I just need to pee.

Every time you make a typo the errorists win.

I wish my grades smoked weed, they'd get higher.

I can never finish cleaning my room, because I get distracted with all the cool stuff I find.

Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.

When life gives Lady Gaga lemons, she makes a dress out of them.

I'm sorry you think it's intolerant of me to not tolerate your intolerance.

I love the sound you make when you shut up.

That moment when you have so much stuff to do you decide to take a nap instead.

That mini heart attack you get when you're in bed, almost asleep and suddenly you get that strange sensation of falling.