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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

I enjoy reading and writing. Fan Fiction is a great way to practice writing without having to create worlds from scratch.

"So avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he's exhausted. Don't use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do." -- Dead Poets Society

Vonnegut's creative writing 101 (8 tips for better stories):

  1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.
  2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.
  3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.
  4. Every sentence must do one of two things—reveal character or advance the action.
  5. Start as close to the end as possible.
  6. Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them—in order that the reader may see what they are made of.
  7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.
  8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.

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The Fourth Council Race by Knight Vigilant Koren reviews
A few minor and realistic changes in the decisions made by the leaders of humanity drastically altered the path of Citadel Space and the Reaper War. This is the story of caution and planning over recklessness, the path of the juggernaut over the glass cannon. This is the story of humanity as it should have been. A power worthy of its Council seat, and one the Reapers can't ignore.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 187,738 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 2,728 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Garrus V., Kaidan A., Shepard, Councilor Irissa
Lex Marks The Spot by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,420 - Reviews: 2146 - Favs: 4,041 - Follows: 4,095 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 6/1/2017
A Wand for Skitter by ShayneT reviews
Waking in the body of a murdered child, Taylor Hebert, once a super villain and later a super hero must discover who has been killing muggleborns while being forced to go to Hogwarts, among groups who are the most likely suspects.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 121 - Words: 359,078 - Reviews: 4562 - Favs: 2,669 - Follows: 2,563 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 2/27/2019 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hermetic Arts by HaikenEdge reviews
Harry Potter discovers the Player Handbook for Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, 2nd Edition after experiencing accidental magic and realizes he may have magic. Directed to a hobby shop, he develops his own style of magic based on tabletop RPGs and comics. Then, he gets his Hogwarts letter. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Harry. Rated M for language and graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,781 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 3,655 - Follows: 3,580 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Fay D. - Complete
The All New Adventures Of Hermione Granger In…The Chance Of A Lifetime by Hippothestrowl reviews
After bitter losses but more than a century of magical study and growth, the smartest witch is reborn to defang the wicked, save Harry, friends, and perhaps the world. Childhood plus Hogwarts years with villains but no Voldemort, so 8 all-new books. Action! Adventure! Angst! Puzzles! Problems! Payback! Fantasy! Friendship! Fluff! Harry/Hermione. Plus Neville. Ron. Ginny. Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 492,661 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,511 - Updated: 11/30/2019 - Published: 8/17/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.]
Trump Card by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,285 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 4,319 - Follows: 4,344 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Über, Leet - Complete
Price of Blood by ack1308 reviews
We take the tale up in early February of 2011, when Sophia incites a group of boys to chase Taylor down and duct-tape her to a telephone pole. It all goes horribly wrong from the moment that they catch her. Things will never be the same again, for Taylor Hebert or for Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 151,548 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 2,218 - Updated: 7/24/2019 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, E. Piggot - Complete
The Lightsaber by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
A childhood love, combined with magical experimentation, and a determination to see his project brought to life. This was all it took to change the world...forever. (A/N: Based on numerous reviews, 'suspension of belief' is evidently required to enjoy this story)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,879 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 5/2/2019 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Dudley D. - Complete
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 890 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
History's Strongest Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On that day years ago they put their faith in him, Naruto made a promise that he would be the best ninja he could be. Either all alone, or together with friends he was going to make his family proud. Whether the ninja underworld wanted him to or not he'd either die trying, or become the strongest shinobi in history. AU.
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 557,419 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 3,581 - Follows: 3,143 - Updated: 3/5/2019 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Naruto U.
Adaptation by ShayneT reviews
Taylor Hebert is unknowingly the descendant of a long line of Saiyans, but she doesn't discover her true power until she is saved by a mysterious martial artist.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 219,465 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 2/27/2019 - Published: 8/28/2018 - Complete
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,824 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 6,321 - Follows: 6,261 - Updated: 2/15/2019 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The King's Shadow by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
After a year in Camelot, Merlin has made a great deal of progress in his quest to restore magic to the land. Still, there's a long way to go, and the emergence of dangerous new enemies is not making the journey any shorter. Sequel to The Warlock's Quickening; Book II of The Albion Cycle.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,125 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 1/7/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
The Simurgh's Son by Darth Marrs reviews
The world first saw Harry Bailey in a photo kneeling on a road before the Endbringer the Simurgh. The Simurgh's psychic scream drove entire cities mad. In Harry, it woke something else entirely. He never told the heroes what happened. After all, how could a young boy explain memories he could not possibly have, of a powerful, ancient sorcerer from a universe that preceded his own?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 284,650 - Reviews: 4856 - Favs: 3,532 - Follows: 3,548 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Harry P., Skitter - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5375 - Favs: 14,989 - Follows: 14,013 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Strangers at Drakeshaugh by Northumbrian reviews
The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours. Who are the strangers at Drakeshaugh? When James Potter meets Muggle Henry Charlton, his mother Jacqui befriends the Potters and her life changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 189,314 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 2,737 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Dangers of Foresight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin was a Jedi once. He was also a 45-year-old Sith Lord. Yet now he's nine again and back at the Jedi Temple, determined to change destiny. To do so he just has to juggle preventing Dooku from joining Sidious, starting a personal war against slavery, avoiding Palpatine, and Jedi training to all while maintaining the facade of a child. Too bad that's never been his strong point.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,759 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 6,255 - Follows: 6,214 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Count Dooku - Complete
Sharing Outsight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Time Travel tends to have a lot of unexpected repercussions, such as unblockable Force Bonds. And that doesn't even begin to tap into the mental mess it creates. Rated T for hints of torture and mental issues.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,127 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 4/24/2018 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Siri T. - Complete
Pencils down Death rays up by Vaunt reviews
This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.
Crossover - World of Darkness & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,874 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 4/12/2018 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Complete
Queen of Blood by SirWill reviews
Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. Then she wakes up in her grave, changed. Powerful. With faint memories of a life not her own. And why does she dream of a castle in the mountains?
Crossover - Castlevania & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 107 - Words: 386,791 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,078 - Follows: 2,364 - Updated: 2/25/2018 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Complete
Skittering thief by ShayneT reviews
Granted powers from another world, Taylor Hebert must deal with a Cape world that is out to kill her when they discover that she can permanently steal powers.
Crossover - Heroes & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 237,015 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Complete
Deal with a Devil by Silently Watches reviews
She was an agent of Evil who regretted her choices. He was a child with a destiny too heavy for his shoulders. Is the Wizarding World ready for a Boy-Who-Lived influenced by a reforming Fallen Angel? …Probably not. NOT Harry/Lash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 179,494 - Reviews: 2546 - Favs: 3,326 - Follows: 3,418 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Harry P., Lash - Complete
The Cure for Boredom by SweetChi reviews
Buffy and boredom are non-mixy. So when she finds herself voodooed into a world where vampires are accepted and nothing like she's used to, what else is there to do but investigate?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 236,780 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Buffy S., Eric - Complete
Empire's Son II by blank101 reviews
Sequel to Empire's Son. As Palpatine's Empire crumbles, Luke retreats into a grim self-imposed anonymity in the galaxy's Rim planets. But he cannot outrun his past, and Imperials and Rebels alike are searching for the last Sith, their motives very different. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 328,325 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 11/10/2017 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Mara Jade
Company Girl by Fencer22 reviews
A mercenary company with a track record for killing dangerous capes and fighting wars are about to acquire a bug controlling teen, and a few others. Their enemies are so very fucked. Rated M for violence, cursing, and probably some implied sex at some point. I do not own Worm, or the Chronicles of the Black Company.
Crossover - Chronicle of the Black Company & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,264 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 10/8/2017 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Skitter, Panacea
Identity by MarauderLover7 reviews
Harry Potter was a highly unusual boy, even among wizards. The most noteworthy thing about him, however, was his talent for getting himself into trouble, which surpassed even that of his godfather. Sequel to "Innocent" and "Initiate".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 145,202 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Perfectly Reasonable Explanation by Robin.Drew reviews
In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,707 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hermione G.
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 13,255 - Follows: 7,809 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 3774 - Favs: 6,283 - Follows: 4,155 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Captain And A Madman by RazielLordOfSquirrels reviews
When a strange, blue box appears in the middle of Federation territory, motionless and without power, it's up to the crew of the Enterprise D to determine just who its strange occupant is... and if he is friend or foe. Even as that very madman wonders just what kind of reality he's found himself in... and if he really wants to find his way back... (SOME REVIEWS CONTAIN SPOILERS)
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,677 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Complete
The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 334,619 - Reviews: 5847 - Favs: 14,533 - Follows: 12,581 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Team 7's Ascension: Lines in the Sand by Eilyfe reviews
Keep fighting, they say, eventually you will have won. But what is winning? As order in the Element Nations collapses, Team Seven asks just that. The desert cries out and on blood-soaked dunes their sandals leave imprints. Where do you draw the line when war puts morality into question at every turn? [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 208,163 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 2,456 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 331,120 - Reviews: 1903 - Favs: 2,599 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Life's Ending, Life's Beginning by becuzitswrong reviews
After the events of graduation go horribly wrong, Buffy leaves Sunnydale for another future.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,265 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 8/13/2011 - [Joyce S., J. O'Neill] Buffy S.
You're my Density by RobSt reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 7513 - Favs: 8,559 - Follows: 7,145 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11633 - Favs: 17,744 - Follows: 12,485 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
One Good Man by Rorschach's Blot reviews
On her final cruise, the Enterprise-A encounters a damaged ship filled with refugees and captained by Mirror Universe Khan Noonien Singh.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,121 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Complete
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,713 - Reviews: 2209 - Favs: 7,218 - Follows: 5,167 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
The escape of Peter Pettigrew leaves a deeper mark on his character than anyone expected, then comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last long. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 520,351 - Reviews: 11740 - Favs: 14,673 - Follows: 10,588 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 4,146 - Follows: 2,751 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Team Anko by EagleJarl reviews
(AU) [Rationality, meet Naruto] - Anko never wanted to lead a genin team. Sadly, the Hokage isn't okay with that; he hands her Naruto, Hinata, and Shino and orders her to "make them the best ninja and, more importantly, the best *people* possible." She's got her work cut out for her. M for combat and occasional cursing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 164,368 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Anko M., Naruto U., Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
The Third's Will by PrinceMittens reviews
Twelve years after the sealing of the Nine-tails, the Fourth Hokage wakes up in Konoha's T&I building. Everyone is older. Everything's changed. Time Capsule AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 156,160 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Minato N. - Complete
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4249 - Favs: 8,059 - Follows: 6,331 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Last Daughter by Thuktun Flishithy reviews
Please go read The Girl of Tomorrow; I'd rather have that stand as the definitive version.
Crossover - Superman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 54 - Words: 124,832 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 4/30/2015 - Complete
Empire's Son by blank101 reviews
Dark AU-Action/Drama. In the chaos of conflict as a Republic crumbles into an Empire, two babies are smuggled to safety to keep them safe from a Sith Emperor's attention. It will not be enough. Their lives take very different paths, one raised as the Alliance's New Hope, the other as the Empire's Son. Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Darth Vader, Palpatine, Leia Organa. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 374,229 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Luke S., Han S.
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 317,360 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 4,087 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,577 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 4,710 - Follows: 2,541 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35637 - Favs: 26,757 - Follows: 19,691 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 8,983 - Follows: 4,201 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto Ever After by LadyArinn reviews
The happily ever afters of the whole Naruto manga family. A collection of one shots that are all related to each other about the multiple pairings I support from the manga and what happens to them in their futures together. Pairings- ShikaTema, InoCho, NejiTen, NaruHina, KakaSaku, LeeOC, KibaOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 137 - Words: 356,183 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Complete
Initiate by MarauderLover7 reviews
Nearly two and a half years had passed since Kreacher had woken up to find Harry Potter asleep on his kitchen floor, and Grimmauld Place had changed dramatically since then. Sequel to "Innocent".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 176,708 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
In Fire Forged by OmgImPwned reviews
In a world where modern physics and chakra are seemingly irreconcilable, fifteen-year-old Haruno Sakura graduates as a first-grade genin with the year's highest academic scores and is thrust into a world more complex and a lot less nice than she would have thought at first. AU. Volume one of a planned trilogy. Ch 8, Ignition 1.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,144 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Sakura H.
Acceleration by The-Chibi-Poe reviews
The results of her trip into the locker yield a different sort of administration for Taylor Hebert. Overwhelming power isn't a solution to all of your problems. Sometimes it creates more than it solves. A lesson that Taylor is going to learn all too well.
Crossover - Worm & Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 99,999 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 2,614 - Follows: 1,508 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 4,822 - Follows: 2,538 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Innocent by MarauderLover7 reviews
Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 80 - Words: 494,191 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 5,553 - Follows: 2,868 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9434 - Favs: 8,133 - Follows: 4,359 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2832 - Favs: 9,813 - Follows: 4,602 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2860 - Favs: 9,166 - Follows: 4,554 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3677 - Favs: 7,243 - Follows: 3,666 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3551 - Favs: 4,656 - Follows: 3,947 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15798 - Favs: 10,113 - Follows: 7,702 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4625 - Favs: 8,872 - Follows: 2,782 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
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One Shots and Such
Vignettes of various concepts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2017
Harry Potter and the Heart of the Dragon reviews
The ritual of protection was not the only thing Lily Potter was working on the night Voldemort killed her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,403 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 7/18/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Journal of Severus Snape
Ever wonder why Snape is such a bastard? Read his journal, beginning shortly after the fall of Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,186 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 2/11/2016 - Severus S.
Lily Potter and the Terrible Twos reviews
Lily Potter (née Evans) was the greatest witch of her generation. A little thing like death isn't going to stop her from protecting her baby.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/7/2016
Jiraiya the Teacher reviews
Jiraiya actually focuses and does some research on Naruto before training him in the month between the second stage of the chunin exam and the final stage. He decides against messing with kyubi chakra. Slight AU, but mostly canon. Course Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,850 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 10/22/2015 - Published: 6/29/2015 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
The Temporal Beacon reviews
Hermione Granger invents the impossible: time travel. Harry Potter, Trouble Magnet and generally the Hero Of The Story, is her guinea pig. Starts off at the end of Goblet of Fire and the end of Prisoner of Azkaban (it's time travel).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/2/2015
Sane Response reviews
If instead of ignoring how psychotic Sasuke is, Naruto brings it up with Kakashi. Reviews make me write more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2014
Driven reviews
A chance encounter in Naruto's childhood dramatically changes his life. He is focused, introspective, and not desperate for attention. Rated M because people die, bleed, and swear.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,611 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Naruto U.
Discontinued reviews
Naruto and Sasuke tricked Sakura into a time-travel plot to save the Uchiha. A can of worms ensues. Note: Sasuke and Sakura are a couple. Naruto and Hinata will be/were a couple (again... timey wimey, wibbly wobbley...).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Kushina Lives reviews
Point of divergence: Minato was just a split second faster than in canon and Kushina didn't take a fatal blow when Minato sealed kyuubi. Canon!Naruto is already a BMF, he just didn't have parents. What if one of his parents survived? Adventure/Philosophy/Romance/Friendship/Drama/Family
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,275 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Naruto U.