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![]() Author has written 7 stories for Walking Dead, Ōkami-san to Shichinin no Nakama-tachi/オオカミさんと七人の仲間たち, Grojband, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir. Hey guys you can call me Aries or Aries-chan. Devianart: Tumblr: , /
Age:14 AUGUST : Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egotistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax . Hasty and rusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), VideoGamingFreak1213 (USA),ParisPhantom(USA,) Aries-chan(USA), Yes... I'm a girl I read the text on a shampoo bottle. I laugh at my own joke when I haven't even shared it. I hate it when the wind messes up my hair. I look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything. I have to call my own phone to find it. I check the time on my phone when I'm wearing a watch. I turn my pillow around so I can sleep on the cold side. I count how many hours of sleep I get when I go to bed late. I run upstairs really fast like someone is trying to attack me. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing in the first place. I walk into a room and forget why I am there. I count on my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave. I hate hearing my voice in recordings. I use the word "thingy" when I can't remember what something is called. I say the entire alphabet because I can't remember what letter comes next. I pretend to be a fast typer by pressing random keys. I do all of this ;P Copy and paste the ones you do too! :) Gender:Female Hobbies: Writing, drawing, watching anime Likes: Ghost stories, Grojband, The Walking Dead Favorite animes/mangas: The Blue Exorcist (anime and manga), Death Note (anime), Naruto Shippuden (anime and manga), Bleach (anime), School Rumble (anime and manga), High School of the Dead (anime), Fairy Tail (Anime and manga), Highschool of the Dead(anime), Persona 4 (anime) Favorite T.V. shows: The Walking Dead (amc), The Haunted (Animal Planet), Paranormal Witness, Criminal Minds, and Grojband. If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile. This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is an cat. This is idiot cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now read every third word. I'm not a perfect girl. The girl you just called fat? She's in a coma after ODing on pills. Repost if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you are the 1% with a heart. Here's some awesome things I found on other peoples profiles: in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: 1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children 2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts 3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping 4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire 5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado 7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts 8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children 9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. 10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping 11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap 12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness 13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required 14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use 15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) 16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? 17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). 18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! 19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...) 20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? 21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) 22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because??...) 23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)? 24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious) 25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) 26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?) 27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) 28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..) 29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Now Female come backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. TEACHER:Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA:Here it is. TEACHER:Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS:Maria. TEACHER:John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN:You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER:Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN:K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER:No, that's wrong GLENN:Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. TEACHER:Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD:H I J K L M N O. TEACHER:What are you talking about? DONALD:Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER:Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE:Me! TEACHER:Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN:Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER:Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE:I is.. TEACHER:No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE:All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' TEACHER:George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS:Because George still had the axe in his hand. TEACHER:Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON:No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. TEACHER:Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE :No, sir. It's the same dog. TEACHER:Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD:A teacher that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity: 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN” 5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso. 6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.” 7dontuseanypunctuation 8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.” 11. Sing along at the Opera. 12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood. 15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!” 16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!" 17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.” 18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!" 19. Greet all your friends with a tackle. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... 20. Copy and end this list to someone to make them smile... It's called therapy. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it Some of my Favorite Quotes, Jokes, Phrases, and Whatnot I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a word I'm saying. Chuck Norris never loses rock, paper, scissors because Chuck doesn't play rock, paper, scissors. He plays rock, paper, scissors, roundhouse kick and Chuck never loses at that. /l、 This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your profile to help him gain world domination. :) 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE 2. My mother taught me RELIGION 3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL 4. My mother taught me LOGIC 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT 7. My mother taught me IRONY 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS 9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA 11. My mother taught me WEATHER 12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY 13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION 15. My mother taught me: ENVY 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION 17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING 18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE 19. My mother taught me: ESP 20. My mother taught me: HUMOR 21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT 22. My Mother taught me: Genetics 23. My Mother taught me about my Roots 24. My Mother taught me Wisdom 25. My mother taught me about Justice |