Even in a Zombie Apocalypse Facebook Exists
I do not own Facebook or The Walking Dead nor the cast
And Thanks to Delta 9 for giving me a new idea for a fanfic
Also readers, read Delta 9's Too Few Friends On Facebook
This time is set in the episode of TS-19 In season 1 and continues on following the storyline
(Tagging on Fb)
Underlined names means People's profiles or whatever you call it
Means off of facebook
"Status"
Lori Grimes
"Some people just can't hold their alcohol, (Shane Walsh, Daryl Dixon, and Glenn)."
Daryl Dixon: Some people just can't close their legs (Lori Grimes)
Merle Dixon and 2 other people like this
Shane Walsh: Hey! Have some respect for the lady!
Daryl Dixon: Says the one who liked my comment. And slept with her.
Merle Dixon and Glenn likes this
Shane Walsh-Daryl Dixon
Shane Walsh: Go home Daryl, you're drunk.
Lori Grimes Likes this
Daryl Dixon: Or else what? You're gonna arrest me?! Last time I checked it's the end of the world, Dumbass. And plus I'm barely getting started. Just face it, Shane I can kick your ass verbally and physically.
Shane Walsh: Son of a Bitch... You and me, Rec room at 8:00pm
Daryl Dixon: Oh god! (Rick) He's gonna rape me!
Rick Grimes: Break it up guys! And No, Daryl he's not gonna rape you!
Daryl Dixon: He started it! And plus how would I know? he tried to rape Lori!
Shane Walsh: Nuh-Uh! dhnfgkjafljahfkjhbacjhbflhj
Rick Grimes: That son of bitch did what?!
Daryl Dixon: I bet you ,that dumbass passed out on the keyboard. And reread the comment.
Meanwhile, In the Rec room
Carl walks to the Rec room to play on the computer when he sees Shane passed out on top of the keyboard.
Carl Grimes-Rick Grimes
Carl Grimes: Dad, Shane is passed out on the keyboard.
Daryl Dixon and Lori Grimes Like this
Daryl Dixon: For once I agree with Lori, some people can't hold their alcohol.
Lori Grimes Likes this
Glenn: " I miss Pizza. and Daryl for the second time I'm Korean!"
Daryl Dixon: I'm still calling you short round.
Glenn: FML
Daryl Dixon: What the hell does that mean?!
Carl Grimes: Google it up, Old fart!
Lori Grimes: Carl! Apologize! And go to sleep!
Carl Grimes: Yes, Ma' ...
Daryl Dixon: Momma's Boy!
Lori Grimes: STFU, Daryl!
Daryl Dixon: What the hell, Does that mean?!
Andrea: Dude really? I'm older than you and I know what STFU means.
Daryl after his 50th shot of wine
Daryl Dixon- Andrea (MESSAGING)
Daryl Dixon: Hey, there! ;D
Andrea: -_-' Daryl, you're drunk.
Daryl: Maybe I am or Maybe I'm not
Andrea: Daryl, I can see you across my room. You're making faces at me and winking at me. You're also taking off your shirt.
After, she sent that message, Daryl started heading to her room. Andrea immedatley locks the door. "Let me hug you!" Shouts Daryl. Andrea stays behind the door. She soon heard snoring, she creeks open the door to see a shirtless Daryl on the floor passed out. She giggles at him and posts a picture of him on Facebook.
Andrea: Picture of a shirtless Daryl
Carol: *Faints*
Andrea: He's single ladies! ;D
Carol: I take him!
Andrea: Sold to the lady with the kid!
Carol likes this
Lori Grimes: Wait, Which one?
Andrea: Geez, Lori you already slept with Rick and Shane, Now Daryl? You really are a whore!
Carol likes this
Carol: HE'S MINE BITCH! I mean... Yeah I mean it!
Rick Grimes: She did what?!
Andrea: Are you fucking serious?! Even after Daryl and I posted it that Lori slept with Shane, You still are shocked!
Lori Grimes: HEHEEHE, Honey I can explain...
Rick Grimes: ... FUUUUUUUU!
The next day...
Daryl wakes up and goes to his room, He checks his facebook and struggle to keep the wine in his stomach. Did I flirt with Andrea?! And Carol wants me, He smirks. The ladies sure love me ;D. He sees the picture on Andrea's' Status. "Damn, was I drunk! Never again will I drink."
Sorry if this first chapter sucks I didn't really know what to write -_-'