If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? M for dark themes.

Kakashi gives Team 7 'The Talk', and it changes them forever. A humorous, adult look at another side of Shinobi life. Naru/harem, Saku/harem, Sasu/harem. More Inside.

COMPLETE. Collab with Sinisterbug! xD When the Sunny docks, Sanji and Zoro sometimes seek out relief in some not so savory places. The same places... and the same women? Eventual Zoro/Sanji. Warnings: HET, yaoi, language.

Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

For Rose Weasley, her father will always be her first pick. (Rated T for language)

He stares at her. Sometimes, she stares back. Warning: Incest.

My name is Haruno Sakura. I am a straight-A student and am eligible for a scholarship to the top university in the country. My name is Haruno Sakura and I live in a cardboard box. AU, Modern. Sakura-centric, eventual Ino/Sakura.

In a time where political decisions devastatingly affect the shape of their world, how will Sakura, Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke endure the uncontrollable hardships thrust upon them? Discover RED; a dramatic exploration of history repeated. Wear a mask to hide yourself; let your past follow you like the shadow of your future; and cover your eyes. They determine the value of your life

To Zoro's surprise, Sanji takes a step towards friendship, using food as his cover. Now their new friendship is deepening fast and Sanji almost can't keep up. Warnings: Language, violence, yaoi.

"I'm afraid I don't quite understand this situation. The three of you all forgot to pack your toothbrushes. What is so humorous about that?"

The name, Team 7 is too boring for the flamboyant group of friends, Naruto Sasuke and Sakura. Poor Kakashi, he's going crazy because of his crazy students. Friendship fun ambition equals? Calculated chaos.

What happend when Sasuke is transported to the future and meets his older self?

Tsunade and Sakura discuss if they would still be mentor and student if Sasuke had never left Konoha all those years ago. No Pairing. Short story.

Sasuke heard from Sakura who heard from Ino who heard from Choji who heard from Tenten who heard from Lee who heard from Guy Sensei who heard from Kakashi that Naruto has just bought a slave. Squad 7 one-shot.

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up a tree so stout; Tobi saw it from the sky, and gave a little shout. Deidara saw the spider and said it wasn't cute, so the itsy bitsy spider is sulking in a boot. Deidara and Tobi one-shot. :P

Sanji stays up at night to be able to talk to a stranger on the phone who tries an helps him with his insomnia. Warning: Explicit Zoro/Sanji.

All seemed lost, I just killed the one I called Brother, as the Snake was using Sasuke's body. Everyone was dead, & Konoha was burning but Kyuubi said we could change it. I had nothing to lose, and everything to gain. Naruto is sent back to the day he was born in an attempt to save his friends and village unfortunately he can't do much, at least until he can walk. Family Timetravel

Sarutobi Hiruzen made a slight change to the graduation teams. He chose a different sensei too, one that no one expected. No one ever guessed that his choice would create a legendary team, one surpassing even the Sannin. Full summary in profile. Part 1.

Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*

We are tied together by something that will last a million lifetimes. Gaara x Mei drabbles; various genres and ratings.

This is a story about how Kakashi first found out about his books and Minato starts to read them too. I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!

Thirty stories written for Obito and Kakashi. Chapters 29 and 30 are up! This is the end of these 30 short stories about Obito and Kakashi and their romance.

He thought he would fall in love with a woman who was both hot-tempered and violent. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with the moon. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with Hinata Hyuga. Troublesome.

-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.

Rated R for language, drinking, violence. 9 year old Flapjack suffers the loss of Bubbie and abandons Stormalong on his own. Eleven years later, he emerges as Captain of the Bubbie II, angry and seeking revenge. Please read Author's Notes. COMPLETED.

Light killed L on November 5, 2004. But then, 6 years later, L wakes up in a hospital bed. He quickly learns that Kira is dead, but as he knows from experience, dead things don't always stay that way... Completed 7/28/10.

One year after Akatsuki's defeat, Naruto and Sasuke end their epic struggle, but inadvertently send themselves and Team 7 into the past. Will they find what they lost as children, and prevent the harbingers of pain from occurring? Time travel/Minato alive

Sequel to well received story, "Time Heals All Wounds". After Team 7 accidentally travels to and changes the past, they are left to reap the seeds they sowed, bonding with the families and friends they never had before. Time Travel/Minato alive (NOTE: Up for adoption; discontinued. If interested, check out my other Naruto stories.)

If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.

The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.

Thirty-six different friendship pairings, told as thirty-six drabbles. Who needs romance when you have nakama? Complete!

My first work. The rookies go into Naruto's mind to learn of Kyuubi. Slight Language.

Zoro could always see the threads of emotion connecting people but not until he saw Sanjis did he care. A San/Zo thing I did for 30 piece over on LJ. I will get the rest of them up soon but figured the ones near a 1,000 words could get their own entry.

A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.

KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.

The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.

It started with a little prank and quickly got out of control... NaruGaara. Implied SasuNaru. AU.

Zoro dials a wrong number trying to get a hold of his friend, but it turns out to be kind of awesome.

A oneshot collection: Kakashi and the others discover somethings that seem to put everything about Naruto in a different perspective.

Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..

The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.

When Nami and Robin leave the men of the Thousand Sunny to entertain themselves for the night while they go get a little R and R, surely they'll behave themselves and watch the ship like good little boys, right? Wrong.

It's a well-known fact that innocents make poor soldiers. Fortunately, Riza Hawkeye's childhood was not entirely innocent. She had to grow up fast... though she wasn't the only one. The early years of the Colonel and his First Lieutenant.

It was an anonymous letter written to pass the time. He hadn’t even meant to give it to him. But then he did, and that’s when the trouble began. NaruGaara. Yaoi. AU.

The night before Naruto's team returns to Konoha, Gaara has one last request.

Naruto x Gaara. Yaoi. It was a game the two friends played, asking questions back and forth. The only rule was that you had to be honest, no matter what was asked.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

Naruto and Sasuke find and read Sakura's diary. Sakura wonders why they are now acting weird around her, and she comes up with a bizarre conclusion, which she shares with everybody. Can the guys save their reputations without suffering her wrath?

Sequel to 'Running Into Each Other.' Kakashi and Iruka are together now, but what happens when no one else knows? What happens when everyone else wants to find out. Fluff and sillyness [Kakairu and slight very very slight Sasunaru]

Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]

Once when Ino still had her teenage fascination with horoscopes and beauty magazines, her teammates had taken her to a fortune teller for her birthday.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Suna thinks they can play better ball than Konoha? Who's on first? And what is Ninja Baseball? And why does Itachi have a foam finger?

Naruto focuses on his last day as Hokage and the people who mean so much to him.

Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER

[SasuSaku] ”Things are different now. We’re not the same as before.” Oneshot.

Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...

Sakura leaves first. Kakashi leaves second. And all that's left to do is nothing.

Naruto is sent on a mission to the Hidden Sand. There, he meets Gaara once more. (Spoilers for up to manga chapter 246; goes AU after that.)

Nov 19: will try to continue during winter, so busy! Sakura attempts to hook up Ino with Shino, but things aren't turning out like she planned. Doubts begin to rise concerning herself and Sasuke as she finds herself attracted to Shino.

Kankurou makes a bet with Gaara that if he watchs a certain kids' show, Kankurou will get him coffee. Note to self: always make sure you hold up your end of the bargain when it comes to Gaara.

[complete] The Sanji-torture fic. Sanji makes a mistake, and Zoro may be his only chance of surviving the consequences.

Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*