Delores Umbridge, meet your worst nightmares. Part III.

A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.

Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.

Lying was the easy part. It came second nature to them. The truth was hard especially when they've only been lying to themselves. "We're different now." "No we're not. We've only stopped pretending everything's okay." SEQUEL

My name is Aiko Hanashi and my goal is to humorously point out all the cliches I've noticed in my years a fanficing.

Sequel to Fresh Meat. Follows Remus and Lydia through the period before and during the Harry Potter series. Rating might change in future, but probably not

Gaara pinched the bridge of his nose, and muttered more to himself than anyone else, "I am not going to have a say in this, am I?" Set during the 4th Shinobi War. GaaSaku

It all started with a prank. Then, it progressed into a friendship. After, it bloomed into a romance. It all ended with – "Fred!" Zoey screamed, running to him and knelt by his side, holding his face in her hands. "No… NO! Don't you dare leave me! You promised!"

Ariel Vanderwik, an exchange student from America, comes to Hogwarts and finds herself hard pressed to keep her secret from the people who she comes to love most. Crushing on Fred Weasley doesn't make that any easier. OC/Fred Weasley

remember russia said he had a grudge against england? russiaXseychelles englandXseychelles includes chinaXtaiwan and FrUK later! :3

Ally seemingly has the perfect life, but not all is what it seems. Suddenly she finds herself transported to Grimmauld Place and into the Harry Potter Books. Sceptical at first, she soon realises that this foreign world may really be where she belongs.

Kolko and i collaborated to bring you a story of legendary dragons from all over the world. some fluff, read to find out what waits!

The cult that killed Ciel has created a girl that is half-angel and half-demon to end the world. Aliya comes to live at the Phantomhive house because it was Sebastian's blood used to create her. Now Sebastian has to raise a daughter he doesn't want.

From the first time Antonio laid eyes on him, Lovino has been the only living being Antonio has desired. But something, or perhaps someone, is getting in the way of his goal. With Lovino unaware of his affections and Antonio growing even more desperate, how far will he go for his love? Bad summary is bad. Human names used. AU I guess.

After the destruction of the Vargas home, Romulus sends his grandchildren to two close friends. As they grow up, they learn the secrets of their past & the challenge with the mafia, who are after them. Human AU Germany/Fem!Italy, Spain/Fem!Romano

Izaya Orihara: One bad-ass information broker. Need I say more? Ice Cream: Coming in various flavors, is able to outwit just about anything. Mikado Ryugamine: Some shy kid who I think has a double personality after reading vol 8... He also leads a 'gang'. What do you get when you mix them all together? This fanfic. T for Shizuo's damn mouth.

Bored? Why not annoy that arrogant Info broker

Yuri has defeated Kage, and her friends are ready to leave the Afterlife but are waiting for her. But Yuri can't move on; she still has one dark secret to overcome, a secret that could cost everyone dearly. And through it all, Hinata is driving her crazy. YurixHinata. Rated T for a reason. R&R

Shizuo despised playing boardgames. A lot.

The Weasley Twins take on an apprentice in Harry's year to continue their legacy. Follow the events of Harry Potter through her eyes with new twists at every turn.

World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.

Back from her training trip/mission with Jiraiya, Naru & co. prepares for the upcoming maelstrom. Supported with many allies, how would the outcome of the 10th of October be? FemNaru, Time Travel, SEQUEL

Pascal says she wants to see him, but such a simple request must have further meaning. No matter what happens, she will never be alone again. HubertxPascal, oneshot.

I somehow traveled back in time and stumbled upon my sensei's old team. To make things worse, I saved Obito. Oh wait, now my life is officially screwed, seeing as how I'm falling in love with Kakashi! Did I mention that I was thirteen again? Kaka/Femnaru

Your name is Dave Strider, and the love of your life is getting married. What will you do?

She's finally healing. After three years of keeping everything locked away,she settles. But what happens when Sasuke comes back? How is Tojiru supposed to cope? By being captured of course! Sequel to Cats And Fans. Sasuke x OC

Italy makes a deal with England and has one week as a woman to win Germany's heart, but how will Germany react when Italy's week is up and he learns the truth? Can Germany learn to see past the gender of his true love? Fem Italy/Germany

"That girl was made for you, don't let her slip through your fingers because you were too thick to wake up and smell the roses." Marley is Fred's best friend. But could the infamous Weasley change that? Only Merlin knows. Different summary, same story.

He said he'd never see her again, but they both knew better. Itachi was never really good with promises anyway. Sequel to Nevermore.

With her relationship with George on the rocks, doom and disaster haunting her dreams, and not to mention those Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Tests looming in the near future, it's no surprise a memorable year is in store for Winnie and the twins. Part II.

The war left no one the same. Twenty chapters, twenty one-shots, twenty lives changed.

An unlikely scenario placed him under her care. A leaked rumor forced them to hide. But when trapped in an apartment with just the two of them, tricky predicaments and high-strung emotions begin to unravel until the secrets they so desperately wanted to keep are laid out for all eyes to see.

Fred, George and Juliet return to Hogwarts for their final year. Facing threats the wizarding world hasn't seen in years, they must learn to stand together. As the twins chase their dreams, Juliet struggles to discover where her future lies. PART 3 of 3

Juliet, best friend to Weasley twins Fred and George, enters her fifth year at Hogwarts to find herself thrown into chaos including Sirius Black, a life-changing transformation and an unsettling -and horrifying- attraction to a close friend. PART 1 of 3

In nearly all respects, Draco Malfoy is a boy not many would fall for. Yes, he's arrogant; true, he's selfish; certainly, he's mean. But what happens when he loves someone far out of his league, and strictly forbidden?

Little is known of Kya. She appears to live only for her missions and hardly ever returns to Seireitei. That is, until she is brought back on a very important assignment. COMPLETE .ByaOC.

There's a war on the way and whether Auden decides to go back to Hogwarts, stay with Fred, or go on the Horcux Hunt with the trio, nowhere is really safe anymore. Will Fred and Auden's relationship survive the second wizard war? Part 3 of 3

Songfic using the song If I Die Young by The Band Perry. It's a sort of tribute to some of the people who died during the fight against Voldemort.

Oz was his most precious and treasured person. He would sacrifice his body, soul & heart for his master, but he had never thought that sacrificing one's heart was the hardest one of all. OzxGil. Warnings inside.

What happens when Sirius and Hermione tumble through the veil into a land they do not know. Will they ever find their way back? Will they want to? Rated T to be safe.

"I know what it's like to think you'll never succeed." She said quietly. "You have no bloody idea," Draco snapped. "Why do you care? I'm horrible to you." It was a simple question, without a simple answer. Simplicity was no more. Had it ever existed?

In her seventh year at Hogwarts, Lydia Matthews finds herself the object of interest for two of the infamous Marauders. As relationships grow, trouble follows close behind.

Sequel to Always There. Voldemort's back and things are about to change for the worse. Will the return of the darkest wizard of all time, in addition to a horrible new teacher and an invasion of Hogwarts take a toll on Auden and Fred's relationship? Part 2 of 3.

Evanna Asher returns for her last year at Hogwarts, but things don't go quite as she plans. With the Order, Umbridge, and an increasingly confusing frienship with Fred, this year is her most difficult yet.

If only life were so easy, but sixth year Elizabeth Reynolds knows it is not. Her life at Hogwarts is far from normal, especially now that she's galavanting around with the Marauders. But she always tries to look on the bright side. Eventual LupinOC.

His faithful axe... He had looked everywhere for her, but all he could find was a letter and some weird, yet stylish pattern on his carpet. Spain/War Axe. Pure crack. Really. It HURTS. Don't like it? Don't read it!

The late Sirius Black's daughter, Briney, is on the run after faking her own death. And with a new business, Voldemort's return, and an inevitable conflict looming in the future; Fred struggles to live his new life without Briney in it. Part II.

The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.

Remus is assigned to be Eve’s partner for an Astronomy project. They begin as strangers, and then slowly become friends. What happens when they both begin to fancy one another? Only the stars know what the future holds for Remus and Eve. Read and review!

Romano goes to Spain's house to find that his guardian has disappeared without a trace. #1 of TMAMT series.

After losing his brother and best mate, George finds himself wandering the streets of London. Seeking solice in a local pub, he ends up with much more than a pint of ale. He discovers a girl who can ease his pain, even if it means leading him to another.

Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.

Nemesis Dolohov, daughter of the infamous Death Eater, had accepted her destiny, but things don't go as planned once she lays eyes on a fun-loving young Weasley. Part I.

It's easier to protect those you care about if you show no sense of feeling. A coward can't protect themselves, nevermind their friends. That's what she beleives she knows. He knows better. KakashiXOC Disclaimer! I don't own Naruto! Review please!

Entering her sixth year at Hogwarts, Juliet faces a decision which leads to heartache, betrayal, and a crumbling friendship. In a wizarding world that is changing rapidly, the students of Hogwarts will have their loyalties tested. PART 2 of 3

ItachiOC "I'm...starting to lose my temper." He reached up and touched the corner of his lower lip where she bit him. His red eyes narrowed ominously. 'She-...sometimes makes me feel alive.' COMPLETE!

Her life was plain until she was expelled, and put into a wacky school for mangoes. Somehow, being slightly overweight and ditzy has its own benefits to start a new life. KaiOC. Slight TalaOC, RayOC. COMPLETED - FINALLY

Link has just defeated Ganondorf. Link and Zelda are in the Temple of Time and Zelda is about to turn time back to normal when Link stops her. Pointless fluff.