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This is the perfect authors biography.
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So fucking true... Like, why did she even want to be a ninja? Her fam are civvies, so why even try unless you actually wanted to be good at it? Like, Ino I get. She feels like she has to because of her clan. But Sakura? Please don’t tell me this dumb bitch decided to become a killer just because she saw “this really hot guy, that she just, like, HAS to be with”, cause if so... man, she’s a dumb bitch

Was kind into this, but it seems to mostly be you ranting about things that aren't even about anime. Like half of all your chapters are pretty much author notes that in no way relate to the topic. I really don't care about your bladder, just saying.

Sakura. It's not the hair cutting that was cool. It was taking on the sound team to save her friends and not giving up as her face was being pounded in. Mind you she went back to being useless after that until she learned to punch and heal, but it was a turning point in her character and people love growth in a character.

I wouldn't mind the charters as cats stories if the person that found them treated them like real cats. 'Huh your not eating cat food, let's try a different brand, huh it's been like 3 days and all you want is people food well I certainly can't afford to feed you bacon all the time and if I did you would get sick and shit everywhere cause you can't digest people cause your a cat. Let's take you to the vet to find out what's wrong. Oh at the vet, yes the cats a boy it would be a good idea to get him fixed before he sprays everything and knocks some cat up. Sure cut his balls off! And while your at it any advice on how to get him to use the litter box and leave my toilet alone?' That I wouldn't mind reading.

Eh, I'm pretty sure everyone's first fanfic sucks. It's why I don't bother trying to write one.

So, I noticed my review about Akatsuki and teenagers isn't quite clear. What it was supposed to say was 'Teenage girls and boys plus Akatsuki equals dead teenagers'.

Someone's stupid enough to think you're jealous of SAKURA if all people?! ...There are no words for people's capacity for moronic ideas.

Wait, why would that version of Sakura end up falling for an enemy of hers? That's IDIOTIC!

Not just you. Teenage girls (and teenage guys, for that matter) Akatsuki dead teenagers.

...Wow. Just, wow. This right here is very true! It's why I can't stand Sakura-joins-Akatsuki stories.

Definitely agree with you on the Mob and male pregnancy cliches.
Not about the Disclaimers, though. It's a taste thing. I find them entertaining.

Didn't know "Hn" was overused by people too... Do I even read as much fanfics as I think I do?

...Legit complaints, though the wording coulda been better.
...Nah! :D Agree with you again, especially that last bit about random language changes.

I agree 100% here. And it was amusing too! :D