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Hey, everybody reading my profile! Now,What am I working on now?

Clockwork (Everything else has been put on hold for a bit.) Here's the first bit:

I am going to die.

This information is of course very general, and useless without a greater degree of specificity. Everyone dies eventually, in one fashion or another, and often against their better judgement, but usually it isn't under this sort of circumstance. Even in the Wizarding World, being murdered by Greek soldiers invading the city of Troy is... odd.

Ah, but you have no idea what I'm going on about, do you? I should probably start at the beginning. It's not like it could hurt, seeing as I have nothing to do but wait for an rescue which seems unlikely at this point, or get myself slapped again for trying to escape. Ever been slapped in the face with a metal gauntlet? Not a nice feeling.

I, Danielle McKenna, was pranked by the best, and that's what led to this whole miserable experience.

'The Best' being of course the Weasley twins, bane of my existence; those annoying, insufferable, immature gits that I have now found myself stuck with indefinitely.

It's adventure/romance/friendship/some other categories, and is Fred/OC. If you think it sounds interesting, go ahead and take a look!

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I, AllHailTheQueen, promise to review every fanfic I read whether it be fantastic, useless or anywhere in between. I make this pledge because I know how frustrating it is as an author to have hundreds (or thousands) of hits and only a handful of reviews. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you promise to do the same!

I used to have a TON of those copy-paste things cluttering up my profile, but I made the tough decision to get rid of them. *sob* I'm just going to summarize their contents right here:

I'm completely in love with Harry Potter. Not the boy, but the series. Fred and George Weasley are officially the most amusing, good-looking, brave twins in the history of EVER, and I'm afraid to watch Deathy Hallows Part Two when it comes out, because a certain character that holds a special place in my heart is brutally killed off by the sadistic J.K Rowling. Just kidding, Rowling. You actually rock my socks off because you wrote the series in the first place. (Geez... the last time I said 'rock my socks off' was when I was about thirteen. :P )

Age? Shouldn't matter, but suffice it to say I'm not going to be out clubbing and drinking anytime soon. Not anytime in the next few years... although I can't even imagine myself swigging a bottle of beer. Oh. Wait. I just imagined it. Hmm. Amusing, but never gonna happen. :P

Where do I live? A podunk little town in the backwoods of Arkansas, as I like to say. My whole school, preschool through 12th grade is barely staying above the required number of students to stay open. The required number? 350. Yeah. My town consists of a gas station, Dollar General, two hair salons, and an ice-cream place. That's pretty much it.

Family? Mom and sister. Parents divorced. Talk to my dad maybe three times a year. I have one really old mixed-breed dog, Twister. My sister has a pinscher/dachsun mix, Roscoe Ralph, and my mom has a chihuahua puppy, Juno. (No, not pregnant teenage girl movie Juno. Queen of the gods Juno. I picked the name, though I'm the only who ever actually calls her that.)

I can't stand idiots. I mean, idiots are pretty much a universal dislike, I know. But it's when idiots brag about being idiots that I get seriously ticked off. Okay, once I heard a group of fellow high-schoolers BRAGGING about never reading an actual book. Magazines? Yes. Novels? NO. I mean, what? You're proud of your ignorance? Unbelievable. Sometimes people are just... *sigh*

I've got this horrible/wonderful tendency to go crazy over certain fictional male characters. Is it sad that I've liked more book characters and video game characters than REAL boys? Probably. Do I care? No.

So, here's a small tribute to my former and current fictional loves, in no particular order! If you like any of these, you officially have good taste in men. :P

Thane Krios: Mass Effect 2 (and hopefully 3): His voice is amazing... *drool* Plus he is a romantic assassin with deep regrets! Ooh... deep regrets... He's even got the whole tragic "I'm dying." thing going for him. And if you romance him, he says something along the lines of "I had resigned myself to death, embraced it. Welcomed it. But you... you awoke something within me, siha." And then I faint into his arms after mumbling, "Oh, you're good at this whole romance thing." (siha means warrior angel or something like that.) Honestly, you wouldn't think an alien, a green and black alien at that, to be in any way attractive. But somehow, he is. Maybe it's those eyes. Or the lips. Definitely the lips.
Thane currently holds the distinct honor of being at the top of my list. Plus, I gushed about him the most. Obviously he's a favorite. Actuall, he's tied with...

Tulio and Miguel!: The Road To El Dorado: These two aren't twins like Fred and George, but I put them together anyway. Tulio is my favorite, but I love them both so much. They're super funny, and because of them, I've ended up watching the movie FAR TOO MUCH.

Fred and George Weasley, (but mostly Fred): Harry Potter: You two are hilarious, brave, and loyal. Plus, you're twins, and finish each others thoughts. How cool is that?

Nick: Left 4 Dead 2: Oh, you self-serving, pessimistic, sarcastic jerk. How I love you so. You rock that suit, my friend. You rock it.

Logan. Fable 3: Awesomest video game brother a girl could have. Sure he's a tyrant. But I wouldn't have him any other way. And that goatee... that scar...*drool* But... it's a shame that in the game you're his sister. D:

Reaver: Fable 2 and 3: What. A. Bastard. Am i allowed to say that on my profile? D: But he is. He's cruel, basically heartless, and an immortal pirate murderer guy. But he's so... charming, in a 'I'm the guy your parents threatened to disown you if you associate with me' kind of way. Oh, I know. If I met a guy like that in real life, vain, arrogant, EVIL, I'd probably hate him. But guess what? This isn't real life!

Edwin: Baldur's Gate 2 (with Edwin romance mod by Laufey added on!): Edwin, Edwin, Edwin. That voice, that accent, those gold piercings, that goatee, that thing where you talk to yourself, that sarcastic superiority, the way you call other people simians... ahh... You're so great. But I guess you already knew that, huh? Also, you said "Red is surely the king of colors." which I now say on occasion. Nobody gets the reference. Nobody I know gets ANY of my references. D:

Anders: Dragon Age Origins Awakening: Because REAL men own kittens named Sir Pounce-a-lot.

Garrus Vakarian: Mass Effect 1 and 2 (and probably 3): Whoda thunk Commander Shepard could love a funny looking scarred up alien? I did, I did! Also, I admire your sniping skills. What can I say? I have a thing for long range shooters. And you're funny. And no, I didn't mean it when I made Shepard say "Hell, Garrus, you were always ugly."

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert: Tangled: The smolder. Need I say more? :P

While I will not allow myself any fun and addicting copypasties, I am going to post several of my favorite quotes. So here goes!

AllHailTheQueen's Awesome List Of Awesome Quotes:

"The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not had pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid." -Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

"Now... bring me that horizon." -Captain Jack Sparrow, PotC

"Amonkira, Lord of Hunters. Grant that my hands be steady, my aim be true, and my feet swift. And should the worst come to pass... grant me forgiveness." -Thane Krios, Mass Effect 2

"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like 'What I'm Going To Be If I Grow Up'." -Lenny Bruce

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." -Charlotte Whittons

"Whether you like it or not, alone is something you'll be quite a lot

"This "fun" you're talking about looks a bit more like "stupid" from over here." - Anders, DA:O." Dr. Seuss

"We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves." -Tom Robbins

"Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is ultimately it's own reward." -Patricia Stimpson

"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." -Anders, DA:O

"This place is a death trap! If I have to go into the bushes to answer nature's call, you're coming with me!" -Anders, DA:O

'Thane looked at the cupcake on the table and back at Shepard. "So you want to hallucinate?" Leaning back against the table, he crossed his arms and smirked a a little. "Please tell me I'm not just part of some elaborate scheme to get you 'high' so you can make 'trippy' music.' -Thane Krios, Mass Effect, in a completely awesome story called Lighthearted, by SarcasmTurtle. If you like Thane, Mass Effect 2, or laughing, then you'll love this story! And besides, who doesn't like Thane, ME2, or laughing? Go read it. Now.

More random thoughts/obsessions/whatevers:

1) Anders is confirmed as being in Dragon Age 2! :D And he's a LI. Okay... my life is now complete. March 8th cannot come soon enough.

2) There may be hope for Thane's survival in ME2! :D :D Oh please, oh please, oh please, don't kill him off, Bioware...

3) Considering ending for the Blood On Fire series... happy ending or not-so-happy ending? Can't decide. But luckily, I don't have to think TOO MUCH about it for awhile.