They've survived the war. He's gained a heart. Now Ulquiorra and Orihime get to face their most interesting challenge yet: living together. A series of drabbles and interrelated one-shots in which shenanigans ensue.

Aizen has decided to take his dear Espada on a vacation! He plans on taking them on a cruise to the Bahamas! Lovely, isn't it? Oh, but almost nothing can be lovely when we deal with the Espada. The Bahamas will NEVER be the same again. Rated ES for Espada Style

The world of Code Geass will never be the same with the coming of Kira. Can Zero, Lelouch vi Britannia, put a stop to Light Yagami's reign of terror or will he find his name in the Death Note?

6 years after Battle Frontier, there's a new kind of Pokemon Contest. You just KNOW that Harley and Drew are gonna pop up, but will May be able to win the contest? Wait, she didn't understand one of the requirements! DrewxMay, BrendanxMay.

Agent Fairy, Ninja, Princess, Robot in Space, Agent Bats, and Agent Grin have adventures while avoiding strawberries and helping the misunderstood citizens of the infamous Hueco Mundo. Chapters with Grimmjow, Szayel and Harribel up, with Aizen all around.

Ichigo is faced with a new challenge: Find and eliminate the mysterious Hell Girl, who has been sending innocents to Hell. But little does Ichigo know, that Hell Girl has a few surprises for him. Who will win when Hell and the Soul Society clash?

Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)

Fun facts with Near.

Near reads his random fan letters...

Much to the Espada's dismay, Aizen forces all ten of his strongest Arrancar to write in a diary for a month! WARNING: This fanfic contains multiple examples of annoyance, craziness, and Espada RAGE! Back from Hiatus! WOOO!

Grimmjow and Ulquiorra get sent to the Human World by Aizen to spy on Ichigo and friends, and they can't come back until the mission is finished. Along with having to live like mostly normal humans, what sort of trouble can follow?

Join the Espada for a few outrageous nights of board games, boredom, and ceros on Espada Game Night, held every Saturday! Games include Truth or Dare, Scrabble, Bunco, and more! Hopefully you're more pumped than them, though...NOW FEATURING A SLEEPOVER!

Sequel to 'Oh, Facebook'. Sasuke, after being rejected, is planning to ask out Hinata. Naruto and Neji aren't liking this. Why facebook, you are completely addictive.

A small parable about the four main characters. Sasuke Uchiha. Hinata Hyuga. Naruto Uzumaki. Sakura Haruno. naruhina, narusaku, sasusaku, sasuhina. ALL one-sided, no one ends up together.

An unexpected accident befalls Orihime *I won't say what, it's a surprise!* and being her guardian, Ulquiorra has to deal with it. How will the emotionless Espada put up with her and what will he learn in the process?

A short story of Ulquiorra's life in Hueco Mundo. Don't own anything. Please rate and review!

The L Manual is a safe way to lead your life while working with L and keeping sane....maybe. On Hiatus

Szayel corrects a problem with his Fracción, and the Espada are summoned to what turns out to be an.. interesting meeting.

Ulquiorra is in love with Orihime who is in love with Ichigo who is in love with Rukia who is in love with Ulquiorra. Wow, talk about the more complex version of a love traingle! Ulquihime and Ichiruki eventually

Shizuo can't look at Izaya without laughing anymore, and Izaya wants to find out why. A continuation of Shizuo and Shimeji.

Shizuo surfs the net and finds a link to a "Shimeji." Not really fluff, but more just cute acceptance.

It turns out that Elliot is bad at romance, Oz lacks the older-brother-protectiveness gene, Gilbert HAS it, Sharon and Leo are trashy-romance-novel addicts, and Xerxes Break appears out of thin air. Oh, and Ada Vessalius is stupid. Very, very, stupid.

Mello's always been jealous of Near's birthdays, but now he's gonna do something about it! But what if it has a completely different effect on Near? HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRINCESS NEAR! T for mild cussing and Mellos 'Mello-ness'. IT'S ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY TOO!

We all know that Ulquiorra is a deep guy. Perhaps that is why Aizen ordered our favorite Espasda to keep a diary err... I mean journal.

A parody mash up of "All That"'s "Know Your Stars" and The Espada from Bleach. nothing but Crack-ness, Character abuse, randomness, teasing and childish comedy. Rated T for future chapter

Ulquiorra is about five minutes away from pointing his deadly finger at Grimmjow, but instead of showing emotion he goes to the human world. L is in his favorite bakery sampling confections when a near-copy of himself walks in. I like L Ulquiorra

When Izaya convinces Namie to kill some time with him, it doesn't turn out as expected.

Want to learn more about the Espada s and Shinigami in Hueco Mundo... well here is your chance! This is a parody of what really goes on there... enjoy!

Grimmjow's bored and decides to go shopping, but he finds out he has no money. So what does he do? he goes to his personal ATM, aka Ulquiorra, where they have a funny conversation ending with something unexpected. Not yaoi, no pairings.just readable crack

What happens when Aizen decides to hold a sleepover with the Espada? Random stuff, of course! With party crashers, fun games and completely OOC Espada. Rated T for language and such. Enjoy!

THe Hyuuga have a rule. In order to become heir of the clan, you must first defeat your Guardian. Now, it is Hinata's turn. Oneshot. Minor one-sided NaruHina. Hinata centric.

The Espada have their very own chatroom to get online and communicate. Naturally what they discuss in said chat is not your typical espada business. Rated for mild yaoi, cussing, and stupid arrancar.

Ulquiorra noticed how Nnoitra and Grimmjow were tightly gripping the seats. “Are you trash okay?” “We’re f-fine t-thank you!” Nnoitra stuttered out as Aizen started the engine. Rated for language. No pairings. Pure crack.

Ulquiorras thoughts as he fades away

Aizen sends the Espada off to celebrate St. Patrick's Day in the World of the Living! How will this turn out?

Even the Espada need entertainment. That's why Ulquiorra started this 'wisdom-book' to pass the time. Featuring entries from all in Las Noches. ABANDONED.

Sasuke likes Hinata, but thanks to Naruto's big mouth everyone thinks Sasuke hates her, including Hinata. Now Sasuke has to tell Hinata his true feelings, which is hard when you're the cold-hearted Sasuke Uchiha.

Placed in the future, Konoha is in the process of being reconstructed, and Naruto is finally Hokage. What happens when he runs into Hinata for the first time after her Dramatic confession in Ch. 437.

Light Yagami wishes to be the God of a world without criminals. Lucy's birth right as a diclonius is to recreate the human race. This world is rotten... everybody is unhappy... rotten deserves to die. Updates Continuing

Beware when you read, this story spares no soul! It is simply a story of stories that are mixed and random! What would happen when different stories meet? Who knows! Let's find out!

Sasuke dies in the land of waves and Sakura blames Naruto. Unable to take the guilt he attempts suicide before being stopped by an unlikely admirer, Hinata. Oneshot. NaruxHina

Aizen has decided to throw a massive Christmas Party in Hueco Mundo. The only problem is, the Espada need to get gifts for each other. T for some language.

The Espada celebrate Christmas on Aizen's request. A nice and simple story. Please review

Ulquiorra is forced to look after Orihime and everything in Ulquiorra's life changes from there, will it be for the better? Or will it be for the worse? Ulquihime/Fluff/Romance/HighSchool/AU/Lime.

Warning, this may have spoilers. A poem about Ulquiorra gaining..."heart"...

The classic poem re-worked to suit the needs of the Espada of Las Noches. Happy Holidays!

L tries to get Light into the Halloween spirit.

30 ways to annoy L

Aizen gives the espada a treat. They get to go to the human world!

Light is bleeding to death from his gunshot wounds from Matsuda. He knows he will die soon. He turns to Ai, aka hell girl, for one last shot to beat...or rather...kill Near. A Hell Girl - Death Note crossover. Completed!

Grimmjow's annoyance was the source of Ulquiorra's entertainment. It was too easy.

The Battle We've All Been Waiting For.

Collection of fairy tales completely killed with a change of characters to Espadas. Pure CRACK. Chapter 8: Porcelain white and the seven shrimps/Snow white and the seven dwarves

When the Espada find computers and chatrooms. Sorry Not very good at summaries.

After Ryuk and CC return to the shinigami realm from two seperate dimensions they share their stories and begin wonder, who would win? Light or Lelouch? Zero or Kira? They have decided to resurrect them and put them in Dimension 4 for the fated battle.

Exactly what the title says really. It's just the espada in the human world because Aizen decided they needed a vacation. i dont if you could call it funny but oh well.

Grimmjow throws a shoe at Ulquiorra. Which part of Grimmjow's body does Ulquiorra throw it back at?

It was Ulquiorra’s Ultimate Secret. Now three people know of it: Ulquiorra himself, Aizen, and him, Grimmjow Jaggerjacques. Crackish shonen-ai sorta. for Kalachuchi

The Espada play pranks on each other but who's leading? R&R!

Mello locks Near in a closet, among other things.

Aizen's low on groceries, so Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Orihime, and Wonderwice go buy some. T for language.

what would happen if on that fateful day that t ruckie 9 were grouped hinata was sentenced to be stuck with naruto and sasuke? hmm, i wonder? basically just me taking a stab at that plot were they switch hinata and sakura sasuhinanaru

Having gotten a Gigai from the infamous storekeeper and transferred to Karakura high. Ulquiorra is finding life as a human much more frustrating than he had thought. Especially when it came to that oblivious woman he did all of this for...[UlquiHime]

Mello and Near centric. In commemorate of Mello, Matt, Near, and L. WARNING: Character death spoilers inside.

Near can make anyone feel inferior. Matt and Near vignette.

Oneshot. Matt concocts a way for Mello to finally beat Near. Matt x Mello silliness, Nearness.

It's unbelievable at how Byakuya and Ulquiorra are always so emotionless. In this story Renji and Grimmjow try to drive Ulquiorra and Byakuya crazy, to see which one will lose it first. Rated T for language. Completed until further notice.

OneShot. NaruxHina. Hinata finally gets fed up with Sakura and does the unthinkable. M for swear words, blood, and that's it. Sakura haters will love this and I guarantee you will love this, if you hate Sakura that is, if not, you'll laugh.

Drew receives a poem from May, and is somewhat perturbed by its contents. [implied Contestshipping] [oneshot]

If Sakura wasn't on Team 7, who would be on it? None other then out beloved, Hinata! Basically the same story but with a few twist here and there. SasuHinaNaru and lots of OC! Being stopped

When Orihime meets Szayel for the first time, she had to ask why his hair was so funny. Ulquiorra is involved. Sequel to Emo power. A oneshot of sorts.

Near/Mello. Why Near is a socklover, some porn desecration, and Mello's sneaky triumph over Near.

Stuck in a cell with Ulquiorra, Orihime tries a little bribery, to make the espada do something funny. A bit OOC, R&R, are welcome.

Part of the Lifelong Love series. Hinata HATED school! Implied SasuHinaNaru.

Ulquiorra has a few fetishes, as Orihime finds...pure crack fiction, just for the heck of it. XD

In a rare moment of freedom, Orihime searches the halls of Las Noches and finds, what else but a kitchen? Oh joy! Watch Orihime as she decides to whip up something special to share with her espada friends! [Crack fic]

a SasukeHinata fic. Naruto didn't love Hinata enough. But someone else does.warning: OOC and AU

Hinata loves Naruto, Naruto loves Sakura, Sakura loves Sasuke, and Sasuke loves...Hinata! Could this be true? Sasuke begins to think about Hinata more and more after finding her crying. Will he get the courage to talk to her? Sasuxhina Naruxsaku

Bored Orihime contemplates asking Ulquiorra a sort of offbeat question. Cue one human girl's overactive imagination and one Hollow's extreme confusion. OrihimeUlquiorra

Hinata is paired up with Sasuke & Naruto.Sasuke starts Beating Naruto for no apperent reason.WHY?SasuHIna

Mello and Near are given two months to get to know L, before he leaves to Japan for the Kira case.

narutoXhinata the song skater boy with the Naruto chareters sakura the girl that losses Naruto to hinata naruto and hinata forever

Oneshot. Hinata watches Naruto. One sided HinaNaru, one sided NaruSaku

When Gukko kidnaps Ritz, Marche has to fight to get her back. MarchexRitz, oneshot, please R&R, flames accepted

A short ficlet concerning Marche, Ritz, and snow angels.