"Alright! We're finally done shopping!" Said Grimmjow as they walked out of the store.

"Yeah, that seemed to take awhile." Said Ulquiorra, carrying the cart full of groceries. "Now, we must return quickly, or Aizen-sama will go crazy without his herbal tea." With that, he took out his hand to open the gate to Hueco Mundo. But just then, it seemed to open on it's own!

"Bwaaaaaa?" Said Wonderwice, which is translated into the phrase "What the F is going on?!" Then, a Gillian stepped out of the portal.

"It's just a Gillian, attracted by the abnormal spiritual energy in this town." Said Ulquiorra. "Let's go through the portal it came from." At this point, the Gillian's mouth started glowing red.

"It's aiming a cero right at this store! We have to run for it!" Said Grimmjow as the hurried towards the portal. However, when Ulquiorra started to run, the box of herbal tea fell out of the shopping cart.

Ulquiorra noticed this, and, in slow motion, screamed "NOOOOOOOOOO!" As he dived in super slo-mo towards the tea. However, it was too late. The cero hit the store, obliterating everything, including the herbal tea.

"NOOOOO!" Screamed Ulquiorra again in agony as tears rolled from his face. "Now Aizen-sama will go crazy! I let everyone down! NOOOOOOOOO!"

"Hoooooooo." Said Wonderwice sadly. Then, his face lit up. "Jaaa!" He said as he reached into his pocket and pulled out...DA-DA-DADA! A box of herbal tea!

"Wonderwice!" Said Ulquiorra. "But-how-when-since-did-buy..."

"Aa." Said Wonderwice, which literally translates into "Right before we left the store, I switched the real herbal tea box with a decoy in case anything where to happen. It seems my precautionary methods proved to be the deciding factor in delivering the groceries to Aizen-sama."

"Whatever." Said Grimmjow. "Can we go home now?"

"Thank you, Ulquiorra." Said Aizen calmly, sipping herbal tea. "Though it took you three days, I nearly went insane for life and this picture of me sleeping -somehow- got on the meeting room table," He noted as Gin and Tosen whistled innocently. "I now have my groceries and everything is normal. But, there is still one more problem."

"What is it, Aizen-sama?" Asked Ulquiorra.

"You see, unlike Soul Society, I do not have the funds do repair the damage done. So, you're going to have to get the funds the old-fashioned way."

"Old-fashioned way?" Asked Ulquiorra. "How is that?"

"Your total is 137,000 yen, ma'am." Said Ulquiorra, standing in a checkout line, wearing an employee outfit and name tag that said "Hello, my name is Ulquiorra, and I will happy to be of assistance!".

"Now let's see here..." Said a very old lady in front of the checkout line, reaching in her purse. "I'm sure I have a check here somewhere..."

"Eleven years of packaging groceries to pay off all the damages." Said Ulquiorra to himself. "All the while doing it while standing next to THIS guy?" He pointed to Barragon, who was standing next to him in the checkout line. "Why are you even HERE? You didn't even come with me! And you smell like FARTS!"

"Aizen-sama said I have to promote my image, now that everyone knows my name." Said Barragon. "So I'll be here to keep you company."

"Grrr...DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMIT!" Screamed Ulquiorra.