Hey there!

I've been on Fanfiction for more than a year now, and I think it's quite entertaining and fun indeed. I will mostly be writing about anime stories because they interest me the most. Hopefully, you can enjoy my work that I put my heart and mind into.

Age: 20

Gender: Male

Occupation: College student

Hobbies: Reading manga, debating, improvisational comedy, writing, reading.

Favorite Word: Albeit (used in moderation)

Least Favorite Word: Fail (as in Epic Fail)

Favorite Band: System of a Down

Favorite Anime: Cowboy Bebop

Favorite Manga: One Piece

Favorite Quotes:

"I play Russian Roulette everyday--a man's sport--with a bullet called life." Sugar by System of a Down

"You see, God did not create humans, humans created God." Cult leader of SCRATCH in Cowboy Bebop

"No flattery, no agitation--deep inside, where no one can see, he simply flickers." Tite Kubo on Coyote Starrk

"I view my species with a combination of wonder and pity, and I root for its destruction. And please don't confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you everything's gonna be alright. And if by some chance you folks do manage to straighten things out and make things better, I still don't wish to be included." George Carlin

"We are a nation under God, when we should be above such childish superstitions." TJ Kincaid

"I know not what weapons WW3 will be fought with...but WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones..." Albert Einstein

"From the Lord came the Prophet, from the Prophet came the King, from the King came the Pauper, from the Pauper came the Swing, from the Swing came Creation, from Creation came Love; You don't know what this Love is all about." Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition by Serj Tankian

"Punch your lights out, hit the pavement; that's what I call entertainment." Lights Out by Mindless Self Indulgence

"Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...yeah, that makes perfect sense." Random Demotivational Poster

"Atheism: Look, nobody really knows where all this shit came from, but I think I'd rather trust the dudes in labcoats who aren't demanding I get up early every Sunday to overdress and apologize for being human." Random Demotivational Poster

"As a stoner, I enjoy consistency..." Random High School Debater

"If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved." Russell Lynes

"The only truth is that there is no truth, and that's the truth..." Anonymous

"If you tell a lie long enough, loud enough, and often enough, the people will believe it." Adolf Hitler

"To choose one's victims, to prepare one's plan minutely, to slake an implacable vengeance, and then to go to bed...there is nothing sweeter in the world." Joseph Stalin

"Sweat saves blood, blood saves lives, and brains saves both." Erwin Rommel

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both willing and able?
Then whence cometh evil?
If he is either able nor willing?
Then why call him God?"
Epicurus

"God prefers an Atheist." God Thinks by Voltaire

"When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!" Lord Zedd from Power Rangers

"Put all your eggs in one basket and then watch that basket." Andrew Carnegie

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints; the sinners are much more fun..." Only the Good Die Young by Billy Joel

"Don't tread on me...unless you're a certified massage therapist." A Ninja

"The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof, shit detector. This is the writer's radar and all great writers have it." Ernest Hemingway

"Religious Insanity is very common in the United States." Alexis de Tocqueville