![]() Author has written 7 stories for Vampire Knight, Death Note, and Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人. Name: Shirai Age: legal. That's all you need to know, lover *winks* Gender: female, though I sometimes get penis envy and really wish I was a man (did I really just share that with you? Yeah. Is it something I should be sharing with the public? Probably not. Do I really care, though? Nah.) Fun Facts: I'm quite possibly a lunatic (in the "I'll make you shit your pants with laughter" way, not the "I'm going to murder you now" way); I love horror; Supernatural is my favorite TV show and if you dare say Jensen Ackles is not sexy, we have a problem; I started playing Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess a couple days ago and decided to name Link "Marco" and the horse "Jean", and I regret absolutely nothing, especially since there's so many sexual jokes to be made; Riren (LevixEren) is my OTP and whoever says they don't belong together will be virtually slapped in the face by yours truly; I also do ship ErwinxLevi and ErwinxErenxLevi, because threesomes make life a whole lot better; I know everyone is crazy about Haruka from Free! Iwatobi Swim Club, but I really cant bring myself to feel anything for that boy, I'M SORRY; Makoto is bae, though; I do like Haru in the parody 50% Off, if that counts(?); I currently have my earbuds plugged into my laptop as I'm typing this but I'm not listening to any music or sounds, which makes having my earbuds plugged in absolutely pointless; I am faux-married to my bestest best friend ever, Shion (Eternal White Rose), and if you talk shit about her, be prepared to face the Devil incarnate (a.k.a. yours truly, because no one fucks with my friends and gets away with it unharmed). Moment of Truth: I'm Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan) and Tokyo Ghoul trash. Also, Kaneki Ken did nothing wrong, Shinji needs to get in the fucking robot already, and Levi needs to spank Eren's sweet ass. #IRegretNothing |