Yo this is Sen Ningyu no Sasori. I've been reading fanfiction for upwards of a 5 years now and I have a few one shots and a work in progress up. Oh, I'm an 18 year old boy. Maybe a bit old to be a Narutard, but whatever. Anyway I'm a HUGE fan of strong Naruto fics, so any advice on where to find more would be appreciated. So yeah. Pretty much any alternative pairing with Naruto (Anko, Kurenai, Tenten, etc. The girls he doesn't see a whole lot) too. I used to love Naru/Hina, but after the fifteen millionth fluffy confession of love I now detest the pairing with a burning passion. Also hate Naru/Sasu as a general rule, simply because there's too damn many of them. I personally love yaoi, I'm bi-sexual myself, but once you have more than 800 pages of one pairing, its time to stop writing them. Hmm, don't know what else to say. . I've gotten quite far in my strong Naruto fic. I also have a few plot bunnies their names are Chibi-chan a.k.a. Kawaii-chan and Usagi-kun. You'll be hearing a lot from them. And for the record, they are real. Just in my head. I think I'm going all Sakura with the split-personality disorderXD. At least they aren't yelling SHANNARO and telling me to kill people like Sakura's does. Oh, and I hate Sakura too...she's a psycho bitch, just don't tell her I said thatXD (I'm sent into the distance by a fist.)

Sakura: "THAT'L TEACH YOU TO INSULT ME AND THE VOICE IN MY HEAD! SHANNARO!!!!"

S.N.S: "I REGRET NOTHING!"

Oh and anyone know of any Mary-Sue Naruto stories on ? Mary-Sue fics are a personal favorite of mine but there isn't an OC filter on this site so I haven't found any yet a point towards a good Mary-Sue story will be appreciated and I might write a one-shot of your request if I really enjoy the one you tell me about. It must be long though at least 50k works but i will show a little leniency there.

Favorite quotes:

Note: I actually found this on Flameus home page, but I liked all of them and couldn't find it in me to delete any of them...plus I'm a HUGE Chuck Norris fan.

-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

-I ran with scissors, and lived!

-You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you hurt, I hurt, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

-It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherfucker who made you frown.

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

-Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

-Never bring a knife to a sword fight.

-When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.

-Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is going to kill you.

-Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.

-Chuck Norris doesn't have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs

-If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down

-If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

-Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

-Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

-Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

-Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

-When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

- Chuck Norris once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber.

-Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

-Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

-Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

-Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying glasses. Chuck Norris enjoys lighting little kids on fire with ants. Scientists have yet to find out how this feat is achieved.

-If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

-We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic.

-Chuck Norris once went on Celebrity Jeopardy and answered, "Who is Chuck Norris?" to every question. It was the first and only time in Jeopardy history that a contestant answered every single question right.

-At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris

-A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

-Chuck Norris has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.

-If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.

-Geico saved 15 by switching to Chuck Norris.

-If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.

-They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Neither does Chuck Norris. He doesn't have to.

-Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

-Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

-The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris.

-The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Chuck Norris" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!”

-Chuck Norris never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.

-Chuck Norris refers to himself in fourth person.

-Switzerland isn't really neutral. They just haven't figured out what side Chuck Norris is on yet.

Chuck Norris doesn't give Christmas presents. If you live to see Christmas, that is your Christmas present from Chuck.

-Chuck Norris ends every relationship with "Its not me, its you".

-Chuck Norris was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run.

-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

-Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

-Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

-Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

-Gravity doesn’t exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay the fuck down. Birds and planes are exempt because they are shaped like Ts

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If u already lost ur sanity copy and paste this to ur profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

Put an X if you have done these things things.

X You've run into a glass/screen door.

X You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

X You have caught yourself drooling.

X You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.

X You break a lot of things.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Rayne Star, i wish anime guys were real, XxcrimsonxgothicxtidexX, Hoshi-Naito, silently.doomed, crusnik.gunslinger,Flameus,Sen Ningyu no Sasori

Pein/Pain - Nagato
] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
] -I have a piercing/s.
[X - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes aregrey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4]

Konan
] - Most of my friends are guys.
[X] - Origami RULES!
] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
] - I love flowers!
] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[X] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 3]

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
] -Many people find me attractive.
] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 3 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
[X] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5]

Sasori
] - I look young for my age.
[X] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[X] - My Grandma annoys me.
] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 5 ]

Deidara
] - I'm an artist.
] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[X] - I have blue eyes.
] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
] - I hate Tobi.

]- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 1]

Kakuzu
] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[X] - I have had stitches.
] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 2 ]

Hidan
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[X] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[X] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 6 ]

Zetsu
] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
[X - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 4 ]

Tobi
[X] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[X] - I LOVE the colour orange.
] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 4]

Orochimaru
[X] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[X] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 5]

Okay, so it looks like I'm HidanXD Awesome.

I'M BACK BITCHES!!!! I NOW OFFICIALLY HAVE A COMPUTER WITH INTERNET SO I WILL BE BACK TO WRITING ASAP!!!!!