I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR ANYTHING ELSE

It had been 12 years since the day the Kyuubi attacked Konoha.

In Hell, Yami, ruler of the underworld and sister to Kami sat upon her thrown looking at a man who was guilty of rape and murder and deciding what torture he would have for all eternity when the doors to the court room opened and to the shock of many, Kami walked in looking pissed.

Yami looked at her sister and said "Oh, please tell me your not here to beg for this bastards soul sister. If you do I swear any respect I have for you will be gone."

Kami glanced at the man and said "No, you can do with him as you please with my full approval. He's the lowest form of trash there is. I have OTHER issues with you SISTER."

Yami seeing the look on Kami face said "Send him to the pits of EMO to be raped for all eternity by gay fan boys after permanently dying his hair black and dying his nails purple to make him look more Emo."

The man screamed "NO, you can't do this, Kami, please, I beg of you save me." as he was dragged away.

After the man had been dragged away Yami said "So what is it my dear sister that you have come here for."

Kami said "Don't play dumb with me. I want him."

Yami blinked and looked confused and said "Who. I have lots of men here."

Kami said "Do not try and act innocent. I have spent the last 12 year looking for him in both the mortal realm and heaven and I have not found any signs of him after his birth. I even spoke with his parents who sealed Kyuubi in him. Now give me the boy."

Yami blinked and said "Kyuubi been sealed...I think your mistaken sister, Kyuubi here and has been ever since Shinigami brought her here nearly 13 years ago."

Kami slammed her foot in the ground and the ground shook and said "On October 10, 12 years ago according to the mortal calendar, Madara Uchiha released the Kyuubi from the seal on Kushina Uzumaki Namikaze after she gave birth to her child Naruto. Madara then had the Kyuubi attack Konoha while he fought Minato Namikaze. Minato after forcing Madara to flee summoned Shinigami to seal the Kyuubi along with himself and his wife into their son Naruto turning him into a Jinchuuriki. Now something happened and Minato and Kushina instead of being sealed in Naruto like they were suppose to were sent to heaven and Naruto vanished. After searching every where else I am forced to conclude that Naruto is here in Hell...now bring him to me."

Yami frowned and said "Listen Kami, your maybe my sister but I don't like being accused of doing things I haven't done. I..."

Yami was silenced when a female voice said "Mother..." catching both hers and Kami attention.

Yami said "What is it Shinigami, my sister is pissing me off and..."

A black hair woman said "I believe I can explain for both of you what is going on."

Yami stopped and said "What do you mean." in a neutral voice.

Shinigami said "Kami is partially correct about the details that happened on October 10 up until the moment Kyuubi was to be sealed. I was summoned that day to seal Kyuubi into a baby boy and I did arrive. I listened to what the mortal man asked to be done and he and his wife were both saying their final wishes to their son and since he still had plenty of chakra left from summoning me I let them have that one last final moment...As they were finishing 2 men arrived. They screamed to the parents who had used some kind of shield to keep other mortals out and the oldest one convinced the man who summoned me to drop the shield so they could get to the infant boy when the sealing was done. As he dropped the shield a pair of kunai shot out of the tree line behind the man and hit both him and his wife in the back of their heads instantly killing them...it didn't stop there though. The kunai had exploding tags and they went off blasting both of the men who arrived back and injuring the infant boy...the price of summoning me was a soul. That was the price dictated by both of you...the only 2 souls that were available were Kyuubi and the infant boys who was dying from his injuries...I saw the man who threw the kunai use his Sharingan eyes to start to control Kyuubi again and I became pissed so I decided to complete the sealing and save the boy at the same time. I sealed the Kyuubi inside him and then brought him here and saved his life by giving him my own flesh to replace the skin that was burned, my own blood to replace the blood he was losing from the injuries and my own power to heal him."

Yami said "Then...your saying.."

Shinigami said "Yes, Maelstrom, the boy I brought before you and told you was of my own flesh and blood, is the boy I saved all those years ago...the boy I claimed as a son and who you have seen as your grandson all these years."

Yami turned to Kami and said "You said his name was Naruto...Naruto also means Maelstrom...Why did you never tell me the truth Shinigami." as she turned back to Shinigami.

Shinigami said "He was 2 years old when I first brought him before you. In that time I came to love him as only a mother could...I may not have gave birth to him but he is my son...I would do what ever it takes to protect him...even defy both of you."

Kami said "I don't care if you see him as a son. He is not your son. He must be sent back to the human world along with Kyuubi who is sealed inside of him."

Shinigami said "Kyuubi is not sealed inside of him any longer and I won't seal her inside of him either. I will not send my son away and I don't care what you say aunt. He is my son."

Kami turned to Yami and said "Order your daughter to do it." in a commanding voice.

Yami turned and said "Oh...and why should I." in an sarcastic voice.

Kami said "The boy is to important to the future of the world. He has a destiny he must fulfill."

Yami said "What's so special about this boy that you need him."

Kami frowned and said "The boy is the child of prophecy."

Yami blinked and said "Which prophecy. We start one of these every couple hundred years so remind me which one we are talking about."

Kami sighed and said "The one we gave the toads, the boy who would either save the world or destroy it. You remember now."

Yami thought a moment and said "Hmm...yes, I remember what you speak about...but why him. Mortals are a dime a dozen, why can't you use someone else besides him. Shinigami didn't break any rules really, bend them yes, break them no so why can't you leave the boy here and chose someone else."

Kami said "Are you mad, the fate of the world rest on this one prophecy. This is the one where the fate of the Bijuu will be decided with the rebirth of the Juubi or the end of the Bijuu in the mortal world. The boy is the last of the Senju line and Madara Uchiha is the master mind against him. He will either save the world from Madara or die and Madara will destroy the world. I can't replace him. It's taken me nearly 500 years to get to this point. You have to send him back to the mortal world."

Shinigami said "NO, I WON'T LET YOU TAKE MY SON."

Kami glared at Shinigami and said "HE is not you son. Now seal Kyuubi and send him back or else."

Yami said "Or else what Kami." in a dangerous tone.

Kami seeing Yami getting ready to fight took a deep breath and said "Remember the reason the Bijuu are on the mortal world first Yami. I let you put them there as a temptation of power for the mortals so you can collect more evil souls. They would stay there until my prophecy was fulfilled and the time of the prophecy is here but I can't fulfill the prophecy without the boy. You have to give him to me...or surrender all the souls you have taken since the Bijuu arrived in the mortal world."

Yami frowned and Shinigami said "I WONT DO IT MOTHER."

Kami growled out "THAT'S IT. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU CHILD." as her hands were covered in white light and she shot them at Shinigami who tried to dodge but the light hit her and she vanished.

Yami turned and saw Shinigami vanish and screamed "WHAT DID YOU DO."

Kami said "A deals a deal Yami. The boy and the Kitsune or the souls you gained and your daughter. You can't have both. You have to surrender one or the other to me."

Yami frowned and said "I send Kyuubi and Naruto back to the mortal world and you give me back my daughter and leave the souls I gained alone."

Kami said "Providing your daughter does not try and bring him back. I will have one of my angels watch him to ensure she doesn't."

Yami pursed her lips and said "And when he dies."

Kami said "He goes where ever his soul should go."

Yami smirked slightly while facing away from Kami and said "Deal."

Kami said "No tricks Yami. The boy is to important to my plans."

Yami turned and said "The boy will make his own decisions in his life. Once he leaves here he is free to do as he pleases. I have no control over him and my daughter will see it like she is cutting the apron strings to allow him to grow up. Deal."

Kami said "Deal. Until he is in the mortal world your daughter will be sealed away in Limbo."

Yami frowned and said "He will be back in the mortal world in 3 days."

Kami said "Why not today."

Yami said "Because he is my grandson and I want him to have the chance to say goodbye to his friends. Why is it ME that shows compassion Kami. Hmm."

Kami glared at her sister and said "I have spent a great many years to get to this point. When he fulfills his destiny he will bring millions of souls to me. If it causes pain for him it matters not because the needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few."

Yami said "Fine, get out of here so I can send for him and tell him so he may prepare to leave as well as Kyuubi. I don't want to hear about your Victory."

Kami smirked and said "Your right, it will be my Victory sister." as she turned and marched away.

Yami thought "You forgot the most important rule sister, free will. You think he goes back he will do as you want him to do...you don't know my grandson, he doesn't even do what I want him to do." and said "Send for Kyuubi and Maelstrom."

A little later a 5'10 blond hair blue eye whiskered face Naruto walked in with a red hair girl with 9 tails waving behind her and fox ears on her head and Naruto said "Hey grandma, what's up."

Yami pursed her lips and said "Tell me Maelstrom, has your mom ever told you how you came to be."

Naruto frowned and glanced at Kyuubi and said "What exactly do you mean came to be."

Yami said "My sister Kami came here earlier today. She was looking for a Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze."

Kyuubi quickly said "Yami-sama, I can explain." as she quickly got on her knees and bowed.

Yami said "Do you know Maelstrom WHY Kyuubi is acting like this."

Naruto looked down and said "Yes...she's afraid that you will destroy me for not being born of my mother."

Yami said "So you know the truth."

Naruto looked up and said "I have a photographic memory...Mother originally gave it to me so I would remember the words my birth parents left me with thinking they were the last words I would hear from them. I remember those words as well as the pain both physically and emotionally I felt from their death and the injuries I sustained from the explosion...I also remember everything mother sacrificed to save me as she cut off her own flesh to heal me and gave me her own blood...If you wish to punish anyone for lying to you over the years let it be me, please do not punish mother or Kyuubi." as to the shock of everyone he bowed to Yami, something that he never done before.

Yami who was shocked closed her eyes and said "Why do you bow my grandson when never before have you bowed to anyone."

Naruto said "Because I never once admitted that I was wrong before and had no reason to show such a sign of weakness. In this case I am."

Yami smiled and said "Wise answer grandson, now arise and know from this day forward that you are my grandson in every way, no matter what ANYONE says."

Naruto looked up in shock and Yami smiled sadly and said "Now we have a problem. Did your mother ever tell you exactly how souls are collected."

Naruto said "Yes, when she was training me to use my powers she took me a few times with her and explained it. For you, Shinigami collects the souls of the truly wicked who cared only for their self and their own ambitions and for Kami, her daughter Gabriel collects the souls of the truly pure and noble who sacrifice everything for others. Most souls fall in the category of being in the middle and when they die they are sent to Limbo where they wait to be reborn in the human world until they fall into one of the 2 categories to be sent to eternal salvation or damnation."

Yami said "Very good...did she tell you anything else...like how a truly noble or evil person could be reborn."

Naruto said "Yes, she told me that every minute after a mortal dies that a soul is not collected one sin either good or evil is erased from their record and if it gets to the point where all their sins or noble deeds are erased they are automatically sent to limbo to be reborn and can't be touched."

Yami said "Correct. Now earlier when Kami showed up demanding you, Shinigami confessed to me the truth about you and Kami demanded that Kyuubi be resealed in you and both of you sent back to the mortal realm because Kami claims you are very important to her future plans. Your mother refused and claimed she would defy both Kami and me to protect you because you were her son. My sister became pissed eventually and attacked your mother and sent her away to limbo and told me that I had 2 choices because of another deal we had LONG before you were even born. One was to send both of you back or she would keep Shinigami in Limbo and force me to release every soul that I collected since the original deal was made. She told me that she would release your mother once you both were in the mortal realm."

Naruto clenched his fist and said "Then send us there."

Yami smiled and said "I plan to...but not the way my sister wants. Naruto, you are very strong and I am proud of you. It was almost time for your mother to allow you to start growing up on your own by cutting the apron strings so to speak. You will return to the mortal realm and Kyuubi will go with you...but not sealed inside you..." as she continued to tell what she wanted to do.

1 month later

Ibiki Morino spat out some blood as Aoi Rokushou drew his fist back and punched Ibiki in the stomach where he was tied up.

Aoi said "Now tell me the real names of the ANBU."

Before Ibiki could answer a knock was heard on the door to the cabin making both blink.

Aoi said "Whose there." as he pulled out a kunai.

A female voice said pleadingly "Please sir, I need your help, my brother is burning up with a fever and I'm afraid he'll die...please sir, if...I don't have any money but if you will help me I'll let you have me to do as you please...but please save my brother."

Aoi blinked and Ibiki screamed "GET OUT OF HERE GIRL, HE WILL KILL YOU."

Aoi slapped Ibiki while cursing and ran to the door and yanked it open with his kunai ready.

The next moment Ibiki saw Aoi body flip as a figure appeared with his legs wrapped around Aoi head and flipped him around to where Aoi was on his back before the figure drew back a fist and shoved it down on Aoi throat crushing his wind pipe and Ibiki heard the figure say something but couldn't make it out as it was but a whisper before the figure looked at Ibiki who for the first time saw the look of the person and saw what looked like a teenage boy with blond hair, blue eyes, and 3 whisker marks on his face.

The teen stood up and said "Are you alright."

Ibiki said "Who are you."

The teen grabbed the kunai and walked toward Ibiki who tensed until the teen cut the bindings holding Ibiki in place and said "The names Naruto, are you alright."

Ibiki relaxed a little as he stood up and rubbed his wrist and said "Thanks for helping but...why are you here and why did you save me."

Naruto said "Me, I was passing by when my companion smelled blood and we came to investigate and saw you being tortured, sloppy as hell also...but anyways we decided it would be a good idea to help."

Ibiki tensed a moment and said "Companion...what do you mean."

Naruto said "Hmm, oh yeah, Kitsu."

A fox came around the corner around the dead body of Aoi and Naruto said "This is Kitsu, my companion."

Ibiki blinked and said "I see...Well my name is Ibiki Morino. I'm from Konoha...where are you from if you don't mind me asking. Where's your parents."

Naruto frowned and said "My birth parents were murdered the day I was born...Grandma told me that Kami took mom away."

Ibiki said "Oh...well what about your grandma."

Naruto said "She's in hell." as he shrugged his shoulders.

Ibiki blinked and thought "WHAT THE HELL...what could his grandmother had done to cause him to act like he doesn't care when he said she's in hell." and asked "Wait, where's the girl I heard earlier."

Kitsu said "That was me."

Ibiki eyes widen and said "You can talk." as he looked at the fox.

Kitsu said "I am bound to Naruto-kun until the day he dies. It's part of the contract he has."

Ibiki said "Contract...are you a summon."

Kitsu said "Yes."

Ibiki said "I see...I didn't know there was a Kitsune contract."

Kitsu said "There's not."

Ibiki asked "Then if it's not the Kitsune contract...what is it."

Naruto said "I don't trust you enough to tell you...besides, you owe us for saving your life."

Ibiki frowned and said "What do you want."

Naruto said "Directions."

Ibiki blinked and said "What. Where are you trying to go."

Naruto said "Closest town or village. We are not from around here."

Ibiki said "Hmm, well where are you from."

Naruto said "A distant land across the sea. The land is filled with bandits, thieves, murders, and rapist right now as someone recently took the daughter of the leader of that land hostage and forced the leader of the land to release the prisoners who were being held in a prison my grandmother was in charge of. My grandmother was forced to send me to these lands to start a new life away from my home...Someday I hope to return and help bring order but I have to get stronger before I can...I don't want to tell you the name of my home in case you or someone else who might be listening knows about it an tries to go there causing more trouble."

Ibiki said "I see...That wasn't your first kill, was it."

Naruto snorts and said "No. Running the prison was sort of a family business. My grandmother was the warden, my mom brought in new prisoners and I was one of the guards. I've had my fair share of idiots thinking since I was so young I would be weak. I usually had to make an example of 1 every 100 or so."

Ibiki said "Hmm...ever thought about being a ninja."

Naruto glanced at him and said "Ninja you say...I don't know. I've only been in these lands about a month now and only barely understand your language. How about talking it over after a good night sleep and a beer."

Ibiki laughed and said "I think I'm starting to like you kid."

Naruto stepped back holding up his hands and said "Whoa bubba. I'm straight and easy. I don't play that."

Ibiki laughed only harder as he walked over and knelt beside the body of Aoi and began to search his pockets before he frowned and said "You didn't see anything fly away or take anything from his body did you."

Naruto looked at Ibiki and said "No...why, is there something missing."

Ibiki said "The reason I was capture is this guy used my brother to steal an item from our village. When I came after my brother I was blind sided by this guy. I was looking for the item but I can't find it and I was sure that he had it."

Naruto looked at Kitsu and asked "Did you see anything Kitsu."

Kitsu said "No but I do smell 2 other scents around here. One is similar to Ibiki and the other is...I really don't know what that smell is. It's heading north east though."

Ibiki said "That's heading back to Konoha...alright, I owe you a place to stay and a meal. I'll even put in a good word with my village leader if you wouldn't mind helping me track that other scent. The item that was stolen was a village treasure and is very important."

Naruto shrugged and said "Sure. Kitsu, you mind."

Kitsu said "Sure." as she began to sniff before running north east.

Ibiki quickly sealed the body of Aoi in a scroll and began to follow Naruto who followed Kitsu.

3 hours later the group saw the gates of Konoha appear and Ibiki said "Are you still following the scent."

Kitsu said "Yes."

Ibiki saw the guards at the gate and he said "Summon a team of ANBU and have them link up with me. Both the boy and the fox are with me also." as they ran through the gates.

10 minutes later the group came to the Hokage tower and Kitsu sniffed the air and said "The scent is coming from above us out that open window."

Ibiki frowned and said "Alright, both of you hold on." as he placed his hand on both and shushin away.

The 3 appeared in the Hokage office and the Sandaime Hokage sat there in his chair with the Raijin on his desk and across from him was a brown hair teenage girl and the Sandaime said "Ah Ibiki, I take it your mission met some complications." as he looked at Naruto for a few moment and thought "He looks like Minato."

Kitsu looked at the girl and yipped and Naruto said "I see, the girl is the source of the scent you were tracking."

Ibiki said "Yes, the item I was telling you about is on the Hokage desk. Hokage-sama, allow me to introduce you to Naruto and Kitsu. They save my life when I was ambushed by Aoi who proceeded to torture me before they showed up."

The Sandaime froze a moment and said "Do you have a last name Naruto."

Naruto said "No, my great aunt disgraced our family many years ago and had us lose our family name."

A crack of knuckles popping was heard from the girl who had clenched her fist and the Sandaime said "Is there a problem Ai."

The girl said "No sir, I'm just nervous since these are the ones I was telling you about I saw over the dead body I told you about."

The Sandaime said "I see. Well why don't you introduce yourself Ai and then you can as well Naruto as both of you have done a great service today in recovering a stolen village treasure and saving the lives of one of my ninja."

Ai said "My name is Ai Tenshi. I am originally from a small village in the valley below a temple devoted to Kami and I was asked by my village leader to head to Konoha and learn to become a medic so that I could someday return to my village to be a healer. It was for this reason when I saw the dead Konoha ninja and the legendary Raijin I read about in one of the archives of my village library that I grabbed it and came as quickly as possible to Konoha and asked if I could use it in order to become a Kunoichi to Konoha so that I may learn to become a medic nin."

The Sandaime said "I see...and you Naruto."

Naruto said "Not much I can really say. Names Naruto, my families been in the business of running a prison for years until the daughter to the ruler of my land was kidnapped and used as a hostage where the ruler was forced to release some prisoners who caused all kinds of problems. My mother was taken from me by Kami so me and the little angel here will probably won't get along and my grandmothers in hell now while my homeland is filled with murders, rapist, thieves, and other demons like them. Grandma sent me here for a new life before she went to hell and I was just passing through when my companion and I came across the sight of Ibiki being tortured and decided to help him since we could tell by the way the other guy was talking and acting he was the criminal. After that when Ibiki couldn't find that little thing you have on your desk my companion picked up the girls scent and Ibiki hired us to follow the scent and here we are...so, about the bed and beer." as he looked at Ibiki.

Ibiki glanced nervously at the Sandaime who kept glancing at Naruto and Ai and said "So you both want to become ninja of Konoha."

Ai said "Yes Hokage-sama."

Naruto shrugged and said "Don't know. I've only been in these lands for a month. Don't really know what you call ninja. I've never been one to take orders either. I usually give them."

The Sandaime frowned and Ibiki said "Sir, while I admit that Naruto is a little rough around the edges you must consider his past with having to deal with prisoners who would test him to see if they could get away with bossing him around so he had to be strong and his skills are impressive. He was able to set a trap that distracted Aoi and made it where he could and did kill Aoi in less then 2 seconds sir. He's also got a summoning contract and his companion is able to track as good as an Inuzuka."

The Sandaime said "What contract do you have."

Naruto said "Hounds." and thought "The hounds of hell."

Ibiki blinked and thought "So that's why. I forgot Kitsunes are a branch of dogs."

Ai frowned and thought "Kami is not going to be happy. He was suppose to get the Toads."

The Sandaime sat back and said "I see...what are you ages and when are you birthdays."

Naruto said "October 10, almost 13 years ago."

Ai said "Same." causing everyone in the room to blink and the Sandaime said "Really...that is very uncommon...Naruto...would you mind doing me a favor to prove something."

Naruto said "No. I have nothing to prove. You can ask me what you want and I might do it but if I don't want to I won't."

The Sandaime said "Are you testing my patience." as he unleashed some KI.

Naruto snorts unaffected by the KI and said "A, this is how it's done." as he unleashed his KI causing Ai and Ibiki both to drop to the ground gasping for breath while the Sandaime began to sweat while frozen in place before Naruto said "And B, I am not testing you. I just desire my own privacy and I never agree to anything unless I know in advance what it is I am agreeing to. I was just passing through when I saved his life and even if the little angel here brought in that little thing there it would have been lost without me stopping Aoi in the first place. Only reason I'm here is Ibiki promised me a place to stay the night and a beer to pay me back for saving his life and helping track the scent. That's all I'm after for now so if you will excuse me, I'll let you continue your meeting while I wait for what is owed me.." as he stopped releasing his Ki and began to walk away when there was 4 shushin in the room as the ANBU who appeared began to draw their weapons.

Naruto turned sending a palm thrust into one ANBU chest causing the ANBU to fly out the window backwards that shattered the window, Naruto turned delivering an uppercut to another's chin breaking the mask and sending the ANBU up off the ground enough to hit the roof knocking him out. Naruto slammed both his elbows into the gut of each of the 2 remaining ANBU before raising his arms from where they were still in the ANBU stomach and slammed his fist into the mask of the ANBU who both flew back against the book shelf.

All this happened in less then 3 seconds and Naruto turned with a kunai under the Sandaime's neck who had came around the desk and a sword Naruto took from the ANBU was under the chin of Ibiki as both men froze in place.

Naruto said "I don't like being attacked and I don't bow to anyone. We passed a dango stand on the way here. I'll buy me and Kitsu some Dango and Sake there and send the bill to you Ibiki as payment for what you owe me. After that I'm leaving." as he fell into his shadow dropping the sword on the ground.

Silence went through the room and Ai said "Whoa." breaking the tension in the room.

Ibiki quickly recovered and said "Hokage-sama, forgive me for bringing them in here. I had no idea he would..."

Ai said "Blood." interrupting Ibiki.

The Sandaime said "What."

Ai pointed to the ground near the Sandaime and said "When Naruto hit the ANBU mask it cut his hand...that was what you were after, were you not."

The Sandaime blinked and asked "What makes you say that.'

Ai looked behind her at the pictures on the wall and said "I question it myself since I saw it...could he be the Yondaime son from an accidental birth or something."

The Sandaime frowned and said "Your very observant."

Ai said "I try sir, I just wish to impress you enough to be allowed to become a ninja so I could learn to be a medic. My village needs one as the one we had died in a mudslide back in the spring."

The Sandaime said "Very well, Ai, I want what you saw and heard today to be a secret that you are not allowed to speak with anyone about including the possibility of who Naruto might be. Do so and I will allow you to enter the academy and will test you to see where you will be placed. Please wait outside my office and I will begin your paperwork shortly."

Ai said "Thank you Hokage-sama, your very kind and noble. May Kami bless you." as she turned and left the office.

Once she was gone the Sandaime reached down and using a kunai he removed from his robes picked up the drying blood and walked over to the picture of Minato and pulled on it opening a hidden compartment where a seal was and the Sandaime placed some blood on the seal which glowed and a scroll popped out shocking Ibiki and the Sandaime.

The Sandaime closed his eyes and said "Ibiki, tell me everything about Naruto."

Across town at the Dango stand Naruto said "Thanks lady, Ibiki still in the Hokage office."

Anko said "No problem gaki. I saw you and him walking through town together so I figure that what you said was true...but aren't you to young to drink."

Naruto said "Old enough to kill, old enough to drink, old enough to gamble and fuck. So got a name."

Anko smirked and said "Amen, someone with some brains...the names Anko...so what's your plans after this."

Naruto looked around and motioned Anko with his head and Anko moved closer and he motioned again and Anko leaned in closer and Naruto went and whispered in her ear "That depends on how many orgasm you can handle before passing out and how sound proof your bedroom is."

Anko smirked and said "Sorry kid, you not my type." as she leaned back.

Naruto said "I bet I can make you change your mind." with a smirk.

Anko said "Doubt it kid."

Naruto said "Once bitten twice shy huh." causing Anko to scowl and Naruto said "Go look in the restroom mirror. You will be surprised by what you see."

Anko narrowed her eyes and said "What."

Naruto said "I already fulfilled your wildest dream, I bet before the end of the day I can fulfill a couple more."

Anko eyes widen and she paled slightly and said "That's not funny gaki."

Naruto said "Does it look like I'm joking, go get your cute ass up so I can see it again and go see that I'm telling the truth."

Anko bit her lip and jumped up and quickly moved to the Restroom.

As she entered the restroom the door hadn't even closed when she moved her coat to the side and her eyes went wide as she saw the curse seal was gone from her neck and tears began to appear in her eyes when a hand wiped the tears off her left cheek and Anko jumped back and saw Naruto there who said "So...ever been into Voyeurism."

Anko said "How."

Naruto said "Sorry, that's my secret." before he moved to fast for Anko to see and appeared behind her kissing her on the neck while having one hand rubbing her stomach and another rubbing her ass causing Anko to shiver.

Anko felt her entire body getting turned on by this and Naruto whispered "Your free now...indulge in your own pleasure for once, forget the rules of norm and decentsies. Indulge in your own guilty pleasure and enjoy life...your a Kunoichi, live life while you are alive." as her body orgasmed from the treatment Naruto hands as well as his voice whispering huskily in her ear.

Anko turned and began to passionately kiss Naruto who picked her legs up, one on each side and set her on the counter ripping her panties off her and dropping his pants enough to free himself and he began to fuck her hard while they kissed.

Several orgasm later Anko was about ready to pass out when the world shimmered around her and Anko found herself standing in front of the bathroom mirror with Kurenai standing beside her and asked "Did you hear me Anko...are you alright."

Anko blinked and looked around and saw the curse seal was still gone and asked "Where's Naruto. What just happened." as she looked back and forward and reached her hand up under her skirt and found her panties right where they should be and in one piece..

Kurenai said "ANKO...What's gotten into you. Whose Naruto" seeing Anko freaking out.

Anko ignored Kurenai and quickly left and went to the table where Naruto had been and she found a note that said

Enjoy your guilty pleasures, life's to short not to enjoy living it.

PS, don't thank Kami, she's a fucking bitch

Signed

A guilty pleasure

Anko burst out laughing and whipped tears away from her eyes and Kurenai who had followed Anko out read the note and said "Are you alright Anko."

Anko said "Alright, you ask am I alright. I am FUCKING FANTASTIC. I'm free Nia, look." as she moved her coat enough to show her neck clear of the curse seal shocking Kurenai.

Kurenai asked "How."

Anko said "A new friend...come on, this calls for a celebration." as she grabbed Kurenai arm and began to drag her away.

Naruto was nearly to the gates when Ai came running up and screamed "NARUTO." as she neared him

Naruto stopped and turned scowling as he saw her stop a few feet away and she said "Where are you going. You can't leave."

Naruto blinked and said "Oh, and why is that. I don't live here, this village has nothing I want so why should I stay here."

Ai said "Because Kami wants you here."

Naruto snorts and began to walk away toward the gates and Ai said "Hey, didn't you hear me."

Naruto turned and said "I heard you alright...but I don't take orders from Kami or you Angel. Ever hear of something called free will. If not, then you need to get your head out of the clouds sometimes." as he turned and started to walk away again when an ANBU team appeared.

One in a dog mask said "Excuse me, are you Naruto."

Naruto said "No, I'm Santa Claus, can't you tell my belly, red outfit, and snow white beard. This is Rudolph and his red nose." as he pointed to Kitsu who was on his shoulder.

A ANBU in a dragon mask said "Answer the question or you will be detained."

Naruto said "That would be the 3rd worst mistake you could make."

Inu said "Look, we don't want any trouble. Since you match the description of Naruto I will inform you that the Sandaime would like to have a few words with you."

Naruto said "That's nice. I'll be sure to get with him first thing the next time I'm in town." as he began to walk toward the gate.

Inu said "I'm afraid that you can't leave."

Naruto scraped his thumb against his belt where a tack was and in less then a second flash through some hand signs and said "Kuchiyose no Jutsu." as he slammed his hands on the ground.

A huge puff of smoke covered the area and a set of howl that scent shivers down the spines of everyone was heard and when the smoke cleared there was a 2 hundred foot tall 3 headed grey and black dog standing there with Naruto on the middle head and Naruto looked down at the people of Konoha and said "Say Hello to my little friend, Cerberus...Boys say hello to Konoha."

All 3 dogs howled scaring the people.

Several ninja arrived including the Sandaime who said "What's going on here."

Naruto said "You tell me. I was getting ready to leave the village when a 2nd group of ANBU tried to stop me after I kicked the first squads ass in your office earlier. I'm not a citizen of Konoha, I'm not a ninja of Konoha...hell, I'm not even a citizen of this country. I saved the life of one of your ninja, killed a traitor to your village and help in the recovery of the Raijin that had been stolen and now after I try to leave your men tell me I can't leave...Give me one reason I shouldn't have my pups here piss all over your village. It's been about a year since I let these guys out to use the restroom and they really need to go, isn't that right boys." as he patted the ear of the dog head he was standing on

The 3 dogs yipped scaring several of the people who were nearby.

The Sandaime frowned and said "I have information that I think would interest you...it's about your birth parents Naruto."

Naruto snorts and said "Really...and I would care about them WHY. I've live the last 12 years without them in the care of a woman who loved me more then EITHER of them did."

The Sandaime said "That's not true, your parents loved you..." he was stopped by a rumbling sound and the earth began to break apart as a 10 ft long wooden club could be seen coming out of the ground along with a grey hand before an arm and then a grey creature that stood over 15 foot tall came out of the ground and Naruto said "This is a cave troll...one of my slaves...you try and lie to me again coward and I'll have an army of them raise from the ground and destroy your village."

Naruto saw as everyone was tensed and Naruto said "Now I know all about what your going to say coward and I call you that because that is exactly what you and that grey haired ANBU standing there in the dog mask are...after all, when the Yondaime and his wife were murdered in front of you by the man who caused the Kyuubi attack you both instead of fighting the man turn and ran like the cowards you are...Surprise, I remember that day...it's a gift I got from Shinigami, a photographic memory. I remember as both the Yondaime and his wife each had a kunai with an exploding tag wrapped around them thrown into the back of their skulls killing them when they were about to stop Kyuubi attack...I remember you both arriving before that and having them drop the protective shield that kept anyone from stopping them from defeating Kyuubi...I remember you both turning tell and running in fear of the man in the spiral mask...I also remember that day because that was the day I was born and the day I was set on fire by the exploding tags that killed my birth parents and how you both abandon me injured and screaming in pain at the feet of Kyuubi and the man with spiral mask."

The Sandaime frowned and said "Then your coming here was a setup."

Laughter could be heard coming from Naruto who said "Please, Like I give a damn about this pathetic village or you. You want to know the reason I came here...because Kami is a fucking bitch. For the past 12 years I have been raised by Shinigami herself who saved me the day that you abandon me...I am the accepted and honored grandson of Yami, Guardian of Hell, and Godson of the Kyuubi...isn't that right grandmother as he looked at the fox on his shoulder and was covered in smoke and then a sight that scared the shit out of nearly everyone appeared with the Kyuubi in all her glory standing beside Cerberus before she jumped into the air and turned into her human hybrid form and shushined beside Naruto.

Naruto said "Now you want to know why I am here...you see that girl there, Ai...well she's not human...she's in fact an angel sent here to make sure my mother doesn't come and bring me home because Kami a fucking bitch who kidnap my mother, Shinigami, and forced Grandma Yami to send me to earth to clean up your fucking mess coward. Why don't you tell the people of this village how you have lied to them all these years along with every other Hokage. That Kyuubi was in fact sealed in the wife of the Shodaime Hokage who before her death sealed the Kyuubi into Kushina Uzumaki who became the wife of the Yondaime Hokage. That the reason Kyuubi attack was because Madara Uchiha is still alive and that he was the man who broke the seal holding Kyuubi prisoner and used his Sharingan on her to force her to attack your village...but you don't coward. Instead you run away and keep secrets...but that is what your good at...after all, it was you, Koharu, Homaru, and Danzo who ordered the Uchiha massacre that Itachi carried out...with the help of Madara Uchiha...that Danzo stole the Sharingan eyes from the bodies of the Uchiha clan for power...that he had your student Orochimaru rob the graves of the Shodaime Hokage so he could experiment on your people to recreate the Mokuton bloodline...but your lies don't end there. The curse seal that Anko has been hurt by all these years, that was secretly being funded by you. Why don't you tell how you didn't force Orochimaru to flee until he actually created a working Mokuton test subject...isn't that right dragon."

Naruto smirked as he saw the shocked looks on everyone faces and Naruto said "Bet your wondering how I know all this...damned men who are going to be punished for all eternity are willing to spill their guts for a chance at a lesser sentence. You would be surprised how many ninja get sent to hell...guess that's what you get for being nothing but murders, rapist, assassin, and thieves...what's wrong Angel, pissed that I'm not playing Kami game. I don't care. I'm not her pawn and she can go fuck herself. The deal was for me to return to the this world and deal with the Bijuu and Madara. She didn't specify how I did it. She also said I had to bring Kyuubi with me, never said I couldn't bring anyone else."

Ai glared at Naruto and Naruto said "Now I never like to go anywhere without getting my friends and family gifts. Danzo...yes you, you soul is evil as hell and tainted from all the things you have done. I think it will make a great gift for grandma Yami...YOUR SOUL IS MINE." as his eyes changed from blue to black and everyone saw as a ghostly figure that looked like Danzo started to scream coming out of Danzo body as it headed toward Naruto and into his eye before he was silenced.

At this everyone was freaking out with many running away.

Naruto said "Cerberus, you need a new chew toy, those gates look like they will do."

The 3 heads of the dogs grab the gates and began to shake tearing them from the walls.

Naruto said "And this will make a nice gift for mom to temp mortals with." as he activated the Raijin shocking those who were watching before he pocketed it.

Kyuubi said "What about me Naruto-kun."

Naruto said "Troll, Goblins, destroy the faces on the mountain since all of them have committed crimes against Kyuubi and should not be honored."

Nearly a hundred small green arms shot out of the dirt before everyone saw goblins appearing and they all ran toward the mountain.

Many ninja began to try and attack the goblin and the troll as well as Cerberus who turned and began to run away with the gates in all 3 of it's mouths chewing on them.

Ai frowned and looked around before she hunched forward and angel wings shot out of her back shocking many who doubted Naruto words before she took flight into the air and began to chase after Naruto.