Hello, thank you for visiting this page. I’m just a girl who loves reading fanfic.

ABOUT ME

Alright, it is 2020 now, err, 6 years since I last write fanfiction. And I am so sorry to inform you that I take a hiatus. I did write some chapters I haven't published yet, however, I lost them due to computer problem and I kinda losing my interest and passion to write. Moral lesson? Save your writing in internet cloud (Google Drive/Dropbox/etc) and backup all your password.

I am just an ordinary girl, apart from the fact that I am too shy. May be that’s because I am an introvert person. I find it hard to socialize. I know it’s weird and I admit it. And I am actually grateful with this whole self-quarantine. I do work from home with the COVID-19 pandemic.

English is not my first language but since I love to read and I liked to write (despite of my bad grammar), I started writing fictions in FanFiction. Not many of my friends know it since I don’t think I should tell them. Strangely I enjoy befriend some people in FanFiction more than my current friends I meet everyday. However with me being inactive for years, I am not sure if I can re-keep in touch with them

I have long black hair and it’s curly. I once wish to have straight hair but I realize God has decided the best of what I look like so I stopped complaining. My eyes are black and I wear glasses because I love to play computer since I was in the kindergarten. I am chubby but my body tends to be thin. I am about 160 centimeters in height. Some people say I am tall but when I was in third grade of Senior High School I didn’t think so for the reason that four of my friends who have height more than 170 centimeters were on the same class.

Alright, I think those are enough for the opening description about me. Here is the more simple description about me:

# Pen Name : MnC21

# Real Name : Monica

#DeviantArt :

# Gender : Female

# Favorite color : Blue, White, Red, and Purple

# Favorite Anime/Manga :

1. Detective Conan/Case Closed

(and don't forget Magic Kaito!)

2. Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji)

3. Bleach

4. Naruto

5. Fairy Tail

6. DN Angel

7. Inuyasha

8. One Piece

9. Eyeshield 21

# Fav Character(s):

Haruno Sakura (from Naruto)

Hitsugaya Toshiro (from Bleach)

Sebastian M (from Black Butler)

Natsu Dragneel a.k.a Salamander (from Fairy Tail)

Gray Fullbuster (from Fairy Tail)

Kuroba Kaito a.k.a. Kaito KID a.k.a. KID the Phantom Thief (from Detective Conan/Case Closed and Magic Kaito)

Kudo Shinichi a.k.a. Edogawa Conan (from Detective Conan/Case Closed)

Haibara Ai a.k.a. Myano Shiho a.k.a. Sherry (from Detective Conan/Case Closed)

Sesshomaru (from Inu Yasha)

Nico Robin (from One Piece)

Roronoa Zoro (from One Piece)

Kaitani Riku (from Eyeshield 21)

# Favorite Pairing(s):

HitsuSaku (crossover from Bleach and Naruto)

ByaSaku (crossover from Bleach and Naruto)

GaaSaku (Naruto)

KakaSaku (Naruto)

SasoSaku (Naruto)

ItaSaku (Naruto)

NejiSaku (Naruto)

LokeLucy (Fairy Tail)

ZoroRobin (One Piece)

ShinRan (Detective Conan)

ConanAi (Detective Conan)

But the most I love is Hitsusaku They are cute XD

#Books or novels I read:

1. Animorphs by K.A. Applegate

2. Wicked Lovely by Melissa Marr

3. The Penderwick by Jeanne Birdshall

4. Maximum Ride by James Patterson

MY STORY STATUS

1. Broken Heart x HitsuSaku oneshot x Complete x June 26th 2010

2. Sincere x HitsuSaku oneshot x Complete x July 12th 2010

I feel I loss my interest on making the sequel of this story. Gomennasai, minna-san m(_ _)m

3. A Promise to be a Medic x HitsuSaku oneshot x Complete x August 2nd 2010

4. Different Live, Same Love x HitsuSaku multichaps story x Incomplete

Being rewritten under the title Reincarnation

Chapter one: Memory x September 3rd 2010

Chapter two: Scroll x October 2nd 2010

Chapter three: Encounter x November 13th 2010

Chapter four: Explanation x March 3rd 2011

Chapter five: Promise x April 7th 2011

Chapter six: Date x July 11th 2011

5. Birthstone and Birth Flower x HitsuSaku oneshot x Complete x December 4th 2010

Alright, everyone, because of enough reviews and messages asking me, I make the sequel of this story! The title is Daffodil.

6. Library x HitsuSaku AU multichaps story (beta-reader: ShelbyQueen25) x Incomplete

Chapter one x January 13th 2011

Chapter two x August 5th 2011

Chapter three x September 6th 2011

Chapter four x January 27th 2013

Chapter five should be updated when I can contact my beta reader

7. Time Heals x GaaSaku multichaps story x Complete x February 7th 2011

Chapter one x February 1st 2011

Chapter two x February 7th 2011

I decided it to be only two chapters’ story but some reviewers asked me to continue so I do the sequel. Check "Time Heals, the Sequel"

8. AZ HitsuSaku x the series of HitsuSaku one-shots x Incomplete

Chapter One: A (Angelheart) x July 21st 2011

Chapter Two: B (Birthday) x January 29 th 2012

Chapter Three: C (Code) x haven’t decided it yet

9. Daffodil x HitsuSaku one-shot (sequel of Birthstone and Birth Flower) x Complete x August 17th 2011

I might rewrite it.

10. Time Heals, the Sequel x GaaSaku multichaps story (beta-reader: Laberai Tashio) x Incomplete

Chapter one x August 17th 2012

Chapter two x haven’t decided it yet

11. AU, Kehidupan Sekolah x Indonesian HitsuSaku multichaps story x Incomplete

Chapter one x August 20th 2012

Chapter two x August 29th 2012

Chapter three x March 8th 2013

Chapter four might be updated if I have time and find my interest in writing

12. Reincarnation x HitsuSaku multichaps story (beta-reader: Female Itachi) x Incomplete

Chapter one: The Memory x August 27th 2012

Chapter two: The Entrance x July 13th 2014

Chapter three: The Encounter x December 25th 2014

TOUCHING, FUNNY, AND AMAZING TO COPY AND PASTE

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm
and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had
two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Post this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying

“I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.”

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me

"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''

"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunken man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Powerful Stuff

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'

He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!

Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can : 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.

'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'
There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why it is called present'.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend):

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Rules of Love

Kiss On Neck: We Belong Together

Kiss On Lips: I Love You

Kiss On Cheek: We're Friends

Kiss On Hand: I Adore You

Kiss On Shoulder: I Want You

Kiss On Stomach: I'm Ready

Kiss On Ear: You're My Everything

Kiss On Forehead: I Hope We're Together Forever

Kiss On The Nose: Laughter

Kiss Anywhere Else: Be Careful

Playing Around With Hair: Can't Live Without You

Holding Hands: Happiness

Arms Around Waist: You Are Mine, I Need You

A Hug: I Care

Smiling At Each Other: I Like You

Wink: Flirtation

Looking Around: Hiding True Feelings

Shaking: I'm Losing You

Crying: I Lost You...

Did you know...

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It’s good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH!

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

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Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.

The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?''

"Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think

4 REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH CHILDREN AND WHY THEY ARE CONSIDERED DIABOLICAL

1. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

2. One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the sink. She suddenly notices that her mother had several strands of white hair on her head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Momma?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something to make me sad or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl pondered this revelation for a while, then said, Momma, how come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?"

3. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

4. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Bleach Birthdays

January

1: Yoruichi Shihoin

14: Rukia Kuchiki

31: Byakuya Kuchiki

February

3: Lisa Yadomaru

11: Soifon

12: Yachiru Kusajishi

March

3: Michiru Ogawa

17: Rose Otoribashi

23: Don Kanoji

30: Mayuri and Nemu Kurotsuchi

April

1: Keigo Asano, Mashiro Kuna and Hanataro Yamada

3: Yammy Riyalgo

4: Jinta Hanakari

7: Yasutora Sado (Chad)

13: Chizuru Honsho

21: Retsu Unohana

23: Aaroniero Arrurueire

24: Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck

May

5: Marechiyo Omaeda

6: Yuzu and Karin Kurosaki

10: Shinji Hirako

12: Tessai Tsukabishi

23: Mizuiro Kojima

25: Pesche Guatiche

29: Sosuke Aizen

June

3: Momo Hinamori

5: Luppi Antenor

9: Masaki Kurosaki

22: Szayel Aporro Granz

30: Dondochakka Bilstin

July

7: Nanao Ise

11: Shunsui Kyoraku

15: Ichigo Kurosaki

17: Tatsuki Arisawa

18: Tetsuzaemon Iba

30: Kensei Muguruma

31: Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

August

1: Hiyori Sarugaki

2: Isane Kotetsu

14: Shuhei Hisagi

23: Sajin Komamura

31: Renji Abarai

September

3: Orihime Inoue

9: Ururu Tsumugiya, Hachigen Ushoda

10: Gin Uchimaru

19: Yumichika Ayasegawa

29: Rangiku Matsumoto

October

1: Kukaku Shiba

10: Love Aikawa

13: Zommari Leroux

15: Ganju Shiba

27: Kaien Shiba

November

4: Chojiro Sasakibe

6: Uryu Ishida

9: Ikkaku Madarame

11: Nnoitra Jiruga

13: Kaname Tosen

19: Kenpachi Zaraki

December

1: Ulquiorra Cifer

10: Isshin Kurosaki

20: Toshiro Hitsugaya

21: Jushiro Ukitake

30: Kon

31: Kisuke Urahara

Naruto Birthdays

January

01 - Gai

02 - Iwashi

04 - Haku

08 - Hiashi & Hizashi

19 - Gaara

23 - Shino

24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)

25 - Yondaime

February

08 - Sarutobi

10 - Obito Uchiha

11 - Sigure

21 - Yoroi

24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)

29 - Kabuto

March

08 - Ebisu

09 - Tenten

18 - Kisame

20 - Ibiki

27 - Hanabi

28 - Sakura

29 - Kazekage

April

02 - Cloud Ninja Leader

03 - Udon

04 - Gatoh & Tonbo

05 - Tazuna

06 - Waraji

22 - Choaza

May

01 - Chouji

04 - Tsunami

07 - Midare

08 - Homura

15 - Kankuro

26 - Iruka

30 - Baiu

June

06 - Gouzu & Meizu

08 - Moegi

09 - Itachi

11 - Kurenai

12 - Dosu

July

03 - Neji

04 - Baki

06 - Kin

07 - Akamaru & Kiba

17 - Gemma

21 - Kotetsu

23 - Sasuke

August

02- Tsunade

09 - Nawaki

15 -Zabuza

16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)

21 - Kaiza

23 - Temari

28 - Raidou

September

01 - Koharu

03 - Aoba

14 - Zaku

15 - Kakashi

15 - Obito

22 - Shikamaru

23 - Ino

October

10 - Naruto

18 - Asuma

19 - Suzume

21 - Mizuki

24 - Anko

27 - Orochimaru

November

02 - Hayate

05 - Wind Country Lord

11 - Jiraiya

15 - Mubi & Rin

16 - Kagari

25 - Izumo

27 - Rock Lee

30 - Misumi

December

01 - Zouri

04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)

20 - Oboro

24 - Madam Shizimi

25 - Inari

27 - Hinata

30 - Konohamaru

ONLY TO COPY AND PASTE

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, Yasu Uchiha (my obsession with Sasuke Uchiha will be FOREVER!! XDD), ramenlover4 (I dislike Sasuke...), Gaara's_Pandachan101 (Gaara (drools)) Evilfangirl ( SASUKE!! Gaara. Kakashi Itachi and Kisame),Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, MnC21

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl), comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!)), ClarinetWrathArineko (Nara Shikamaru, Sabaku no Gaara, Richie from Pokémon, Jeremie from Code Lyoko), kaleni of the sand(gaara neji saskue shikamaru naruto and toshiro), Uchihas1010hyuuga (Neji (Naruto), Aqualad (TeenTitans), Ken (Digimon)), Sakura Uchiha Hyuuga no Sabaku (Itachi Uchiha (Naruto)), Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl), Train Heartnet (Black Cat), xBlackCherryBlossomx (Neji Hyuuga, Gaara no Sabaku, Sasuke Uchiha, Kiba Inuzuka, Sai -I'm guessing his last name is Hozuki-, Itachi Uchiha, Deidara no Akatsuki, Sasori no Akatsuki, Hidan no Akatsuki, Suigetsu Hozuki (Naruto), ShelbyQueen25 (Artemis Fowl, Itachi Uchiha, Suigetsu Hozuki, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Sai, Stark(Espada Number One), Ulquiorra S., Gin Ichimaru, Deidara, Sasori), MnC21 (Hitsugaya Toshiro (Bleach), Hatake Kakashi (Naruto), Sasori (Naruto), Gaara (Naruto), Kaito KID (Detective Conan or Magic Kaito), Natsu Dragneel (Fairy Tail), Gray Fullbuster (Fairy Tail), Sebastian Michaelis (KuroShitsuji) Dark Mousy (DN Angel))

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you read my profile page until this, then I would like to thank you! You must be a patient person who would take your time to read this.

Sincerely,

MnC21