Hey Hey! You'd better watch out, because here comes Megassa! To push the world till Detonation! To unite all salamanders within our Nation! To denounce the evils of Dentists and international flights! To extend our anime to over immense heights! Megassa the Bomber will have your pizza delivered in under half an hour, making sure all of your cookies are devoured!

Anyways I'm megassa! Don't wear the name out! I have ADHD, so sometimes you may notice I'm a little far out there, especially when I don't take the pill! I love drawing anime, listening to good music, flaming those slutish movie starts on the web, Pairing up the cutest bishies in an anime and making them sleep together, pairing my friends up and playing cupid with then and the guys they like, annoying my little sister, predicting weather, saying things that would surprise people, never following through with the giant complex plans I spend hours coming up with, blaming my parents, causing chaos, starting rumors, ect.

I'm pretty normal, depends on how you define normal. I've got great friends, even though you may not call them that if you didn't know them as well as I do. I absolutely need my iPod, it connects me to the world, and a lot of other worthless stuff. I get decent grades, though I probably should be failing math judged on how much my teacher hates me. I love scary movies, and I believe in ghosts, because I'm really into all that weird stuff. I want to be a ghost hunter when I get older, just for the thrills! I can take any rollercoaster, as long as I'm not sitting in a cart, and they have the black bars of doom that go around your head (My Immortal Enimies). I am legally enrolled in the coast gaurd, and before you say anything, I did not ask to be sighed up, I don't know who signed me up really, but If you want to know the whole story just PM me about it.

~~ Now I know how many people read my stories, and I'm greatful and all, but what amazes me, Is how many people who read, in comparison, to how many REVIEW! Like my gaasaku story! I had 8 hundred something views, and only 4 reviews, that were all by the same person! I mean COME ON! I need a little TLC too ya'know! ~~

TEH RANDOM INFORMATION!

Name: You guys call me Megassa

Age: Between the numbers 13-18

Birthday: April 2nd

Gender: I'm a girl, un!

Hometown: Washington D.C

Where I currently Live: New Jersey

# Of Siblings: 2 (one little bro and one little sis!)

Languages: Fluent English, most basics in French

Current Occupation: Mowing the Lawn

My Origional Homemade Charcters!(OC's):

Megassa - this one would either represent me as I travel into different fan bases, or an OC that just acts like me. Her second name is Brooke, just in case I want to use a English name! Brooke is my actual name so that is why I picked it. But whenever you refer to me online call me Megassa! The name could also be Tsuruya!

THIS WILL BE UPDATED!

My favorite Animes/Manga: Naruto, Pani poni dash (ENGLISH DUB MUST COME TO AMERICA!!), Soul Eater, Luckystar, Fruitsbasket, Yu gi oh, Yu gi oh Abridged (ALL HAIL LITTLEKURIBOH!), Full metal Alcamist, Azumanga Daioh, The wallflower, Pokemon, Death Note, Vampire Knights, Ouran Host Club, Mink, tokyo mew mew, school rumble, code geass, THE MELANCHOLY OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA, Bible Black, Gun Grape, Bleach, FMAB, Pita Ten, Dream Saga, Inuyasha (This list shall Grow!)

My Favorite Games: Harvest moon a wonderful life, Harvest moon another wonderful life, Harvest Moon Magical Melody, Harvest moon Tree Of Tranquility, Harvest moon animal parade, Harvest Moon sunshine islands, Harvest moon DS, Harvest Moon DS cute (finally done with harvest moon!), Pokemon platinum, Pokemon emerald, PAC-MAN! (hell yeah!), roblox (i is part online gamer noobish person, as they would call it), sonic riders, sonic gems, Mario party 8, super Mario bro's, donkey Kong, Kirby air-ride, wii sports, wii fit, super smash bros, legend of Zelda:spirit tracks, nights, halo 3, world of war original ( yes, i am a girl who likes to PWN people on mega shooting games ) ect. i is 2 lazy 2 continue dis list

My Stories:

The Dimension Jumping of Haruhi Suzumiya- I've always wanted to do something like this, and would love it if you supported it for me! The now all female s.o.s brigade is sent to the world of naruto when Itsuko gets Haruhi hooked on the manga. They meet the Akatsuki and relationships start to form. The pairings are included in the first chapter but can be changed!

MY FAVORITE PAIRINGS!

Yu gi oh: Puppyshipping, Prideshipping, Tendershipping, Azureshipping, Silentshipping, Theifshipping, Geminishipping, Chaosshipping, Bakushipping, Blindshipping, Citronshipping

Pokemon: pokeshipping, comashipping, coldcoffeeshipping, penguinshipping, oldrivalshipping, contestshipping, Preciousmetalshipping, Hollowshipping, Twinleafshipping, Ikarishipping, pearlshipping,advanceshipping,evashipping

Harry Potter: Drarry, DracoxHermionie, DracoxRon, HarryxRon, SeverusxLucous, harryxseverus, dracoxseverus, severusxMcgonnogal, seamusxdean, remusxseverus

Naruto: sasunaru, sasuita, narusasu, naruita, itanaru, itasasu, kakasasu, kakaobi, tobidei, deitobi, sasodei, deisaso, deisaku, sasosaku, sasukarin, sasugaa, narugaa, sasuino, kankuino, tsuoro, orotsu, jirtsu, kanuhida, hidaita, itahida, gaadei, kakagai, shikaino, sasuneji, nejiten, nejigaa, nejinaru

Soul Eater: SoulxMaka, MakaxDeath the kid

Sayonnara Zetsubou Sensei: despairxk.

Full Metal Alchamist: edxenvy, envyxed, edxroy, royxenvy, envyxlust, envyxgreed, edxal, edxwirney, alxwirney, envyxwirney

Inuyasha: Sessinu, inusess, inukago, sesskago, sessrin, sesskagu, rinsess, sesshomaruxinuyasha, sesshomaruxrin, sesshomaruxkagome, inuyashaxkagoma, mirokuxsango, mirokuxinuyasha

Pita Ten: kotaroxmisha, mishaxshia, takashixshia, takashixmisha, kotaroxshia, horoshixkoboshi, koboshixkotaro, horoshixmisha, horoshixshia, kaoruxhoroshi, kaoruxtakashi, kaoruxmisha, sashaxmisha, sashaxhoroshi, sashaxtakashi, sashaxshia

Harvest Moon: chelseaxvaughn, chelseaxshea, chelseaxdenny, jillxskye, jillx matt, jillxrock, luminaxrock, muffyxskye, muffyxgrant, hikarixwizard, akarixwizard, witchxwizard, hikarixjin, hikarixgrey, hikarixchase, hikarixluke, akarixluke, akarixchase, akarixjin, akarixgrey, annissiaxjin, owenxkathy, chasexmaya, juliusxcandance, lunaxgill, akarixgill, hikarixgill, harvest goddessxharvest king, lukexselena, tobixrenee, luminaxskye, marlinxcelia, namixgustufa

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: KyonxHaruhi, KyonxYuki, ItsukixKyon, ItsukixYuki, ItsukixMikuru, ItsukixTsuruya, KyonxEmiri, KyonxTsuruya, ItsukixMori, KyonxMori, ItsukixEmiri, ItsukixRyoko

The Genderbending of Haruki Suzumiya: KyonkoxYuuki, YuukixItsuko, ItsukoxTsuruya, KyonkoxHaruki, RyouxItsuko

SERIES RAVE!

Yu Gi Oh:

If I ever actually write anything for this series it will either be seto centric, a crackfic, stupid, or puppyshipping. I just can't take any of these characters (especially seto) seriously when I try to write for them! I like fanfics in which the yamis have their own seperate bodies, it makes easier yaoi, less complicated arguements, and gives me an excuse to write and make up diolouge! I probably will only do either unspecifies, slash, or x-overs for this, because the ending really sucked in my opinion! But it was a good five series!

Also I refuse to write anything for yu gi oh GX or yu gi oh 5ds. Maybe ill write for yu gi oh abridged, but if you ask me those other too where and still are incredibly stupid! I mean seriously, in GX they made a school for playing a childrens card game, and acted like it was part of life, and in 5Ds it actually is a fact of life, and everyone's lives are centered around it, come on!

Pokemon:

I really doubt that I'll actually do anything for this series either, and if I do it will probably be either comashipping one shots, or palletshipping one shots. I love the whole ash turns all his jerky rivals into nice caring people in less then a year subplot. Also has anyone ever noticed how hoenn screwed it all up? I mean the starters! In all the other regions the grass type was on all fours, and the water and fire types stood up on two legs, then hoenn screed it all up! It was a good pattern if you ask me! Also there is the pattern of on girl starting new who starts travelling with two boys she hardly knows and are much older then her! WTH?!

That is all :D

Harry Potter:

I love the whole draco and harry thing. But I'd probably only keep using the same sub-plot for every fic I would write. Like draco and harry become trapped or stuck working together on something, and then draco realizes that harrys life actually sucks and they begin to develop feelings for each other. Hermionie will probably always be bashed along with filch and umbridge!

I also want to have a bunch of Umbridge bashing crack-fics but I needs some ideas for short hilarious stories on the topic :D

Naruto:

This was a good action series gone totally wrong. Thanks to the yaoi fangirls of corse, and dont get be wrong I love to see it when sasuke realizes he made a mistake and comes back to naruto as much as the next yaoi crazed fangirl, but I feel like the whole yaoi thing is the only thing holding the T.V series. Sakura and Ino are both B's with itches, si is totally gay, along with gai and lee, neji pwns you all, tenten's character isn't developed enough to write about, choji is a fat@ss, shikamaru is going to turn out a crackheard, naruto is the friend that nobody likes, gaara is the psycopathic, innolecent, killing machine!

Shippuden is pretty good, but cartoon network took out all the good stuff in both series, making them seem as evil as 4kids! I find it funny that the hidden sand villege made gaara their new kazekage, because like I said before : Psycopathic, Innolesent, killing machine, that was raised to destroy other ninja villeges! I don't think he'll forget that terrible childhood you all gave him! Naw I kid gaara, he really mellowed out in the shippuden seires, also became quite hot.

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya:

This was one of my first favorite animes, and still is. Its hilarious with its pure japanize humor, and not-so-realistic characters. Haruhi, the main character is like my role model, right after Tsuruya-san, who may be a background character, but resembles everything I want to be.

I wish the genderbending of Haruki Suzumiya was more popular, since i think its really cool and deserves more attention. The genderbended characters like Kyonko are perfect reflections of their original selves!