Seto's Thoughts
DOOM Fangirl: "I got the idea for this from reading KoK's story "Nothing But The Truth". So, I decided to write down what Seto Kaiba would have to say about author's pairing him with other people (het and yaoi). So, let's go!"
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Seto's POV
Hello, Fangirls. STOP SQUEALING! I AM NOT IN THE MOOD!
Ah, that's better.
Now, then, you fangirls like to write fan fiction, don't you? You find it FUN, don't you?
Well, you need to STOP WRITING ABOUT ME BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP!
I am NOT interested in a romantic relationship-I'm really NOT!
Here, I will list the "shippings" I am often put in, starting with the me/female ones:
Azureshipping
Oh, yes; me and the little friendship freak, Gardener. How wonderful!
Let me say something about this: She is obsessed with friendship, which is something I find extremely superficial.
Because of this, I can't stand her, and she is not at ALL fond of me, either.
It would not, COULD not, happen!
Arrogentshipping
Me and that Valentine whore, huh?
SHE is not interested in ME, nor do I feel anything for HER.
Not happening!
Trustshipping
Me and ISHIZU? The woman who tells me about my "destiny", which I have made it clear on SEVERAL occasions I make MYSELF?
No! No, no, no, no, NO!
Never, ever! …EVER!
Silentshipping
Me and Wheeler's sister?
No. Don't think so. She's much too sweet, and I couldn't take her brother.
Those are the heterosexual pairings I have decided to , I will take care of the more common (shudder) yaoi shippings.
Prideshipping
What on Earth makes you think I'd go out with Atem? He is my equal, I'll admit, but…NO!
I hate his guts!
Rivalshipping
I refuse to go out with Yugi for similar reasons as the ones I refuse to go out with Gardener for.
Not happening.
Puppyshipping
If I see anymore "fanart" of me and that mutt, I will kill everyone within a 500 mile radius…INCLUDING MYSELF!
He's a total deadbeat, and I wouldn't be caught DEAD on a date with him!
Tabloidshipping
This…is…by far…the sickest thing I've ever heard of.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I HAVE A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH MY BROTHER?
Never! No! Wouldn't even INVOLUNTARILY dream of it!
Warshipping (a.k.a. Revengeshipping)
Me with the man who stalked me for years, tried to steal my soul twice, and nearly killed me and my brother?
NO!
I have NO romantic interest in Alister!
Regular POV
"Oh, really?" Laura (that's me!) asked, hands on her hips.
"Yes, really," Seto shot back. "How the hell did you even get IN here, anyway?"
"I got Raphael and Valon to take out the guards. Alister's playing video games with Mokuba."
"I should go make sure they're okay."
"Not until you tell me what this is in your diary about having erotic, wet dreams about Alister," the girl insisted, pulling out a small black book.
Seto's face flushed.
"GIVE ME THAT!" he screamed, lunging at her, but Raphael and Valon just came in, and the blond caught him by the arm.
"Touch our girl, and DIE," Valon warned, wrapping his arms protectively around Laura.
"Fine, fine," Seto sighed. "I…I have the hots for Alister, but…don't tell anyone, okay?"
This is soooo going on fan , the girl thought evily.
DOOM Fangirl: "And, that is why this is here. Please review. Later!"