Umm Age: Young enough to be native and idiotic and old enough to know better :3

HI!! XD Mewantpancake here ummm right now im reading stories and such, but some stories are coming up soon!

The other story is now called Releasing the Caged Bird yes it's NejiSaku another couple i don't like but i need it too work. but it is also partly GaaSaku XD and SasuSaku, umm i sorta like this couple, but not much. I got this idea from another Neji Saku fic with Sakura like a caged bird... it's not a single author's idea so it should be okay other people have adopted the Neji and Sakura are caged birds idea, so yeah XFFF

Next: Twilight: Ancient Werewolf secret! about Seth, bellaxedward DONE!

This is like Some Cheesy Reality Show A sakurax all single genin and some atasuki! fic!

Orange!! got the most review out of my two stories and was actually favorited by like 24 people i love you all XD

4/22/09: Orange has as many hits as it had words!! I'm so proud!

Quotes!

Gaara, don’t let Kankuro be ambassador, that’s a recipe for disaster! Who are you? I’m your conscience. Where have you been the last 14 years of my life?! You see funny story it started when, wait, we don’t have time for that. Don’t let Kankuro be ambassador. Why not? Hello, I’m your conscience! I know these things Believe it! I don’t need to listen to you! I was fine without you for fourteen years and I don’t follow recipes, I’m a rebel!

“Kankuro, there is a little annoying voice in my head that sounds like Uzamaki Naruto. He’s…its telling me to not let you be ambassador and its says its my conscience,”

“Are you going to listen to it?” Kankuro said.

“…No,” said Gaara. ~From my story, Recipe for Diaster, or Love?

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

Naruto Quiz time! Put your favorite 12 characters in in no order at all XD Redone since i have different faves now :DDD

1. Temari

3.Hinata

4. Shikamaru

5.Tobi

6. Gaara

7. Deidara!

8.Kiba!

9. Naruto of course!

10. Kankuro

11. Itachi

12. Kakashi!

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Gaara/Itachi NO!! sorry don't like yoai and gaara is sakura's :D

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

He's pretty hot XD pineapple hair XD

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

... that wouldn't happen ;

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

No, i don't wait wait Naruto saw HInata eat an egg and thought she was having a baby...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Heck Yeah! love gaasaku!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Yoai.. I like tobi/Naruto friendship though :D

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

Deidara would grab Sakura from Kakashi and said "MINE! un!"

8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.

HInata tried to impress Naruto and Kankuro helped her to get Naruto to notice her

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Temari/Kiba? umm im not sure

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Kakashi and Deidara? umm Deidara is captured by Kakashi and they discuss their dead best friends?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

Yup! me too love Hinata pairings?

13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?

Nope ; but here's a pic 0/_\0

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

NOpe but i like Shika/Sakura and Tobi/sakura!

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

GAARA! STOP THAT! GIVE ME BACK MY PUPPETS!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

i did, HIgh School Wifey!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Temari loves her brother Gaara ( like a bro) and Kakashi Gaara is overprotective

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Hey Nurse, can i have a sponge bath? i guess

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Huh what? runs into tree is that them?

20) How emo is Seven?

Not even Deidara is an artist! Okay maybe a little with the art is meant to be destoryed i think