And Now for the Cheesy Introduction:

Hey, everyone. As my name indicates, I am Amethyst Ocean. I find it a tad surprising that no one has taken this name yet... Oh well, I suppose it was meant just for me. :)

I've had this account for over two years... It was specifically made in order to review people's stories, as I couldn't before because some authors disable anonymous reviewing. D:

I'm a very outspoken critic and will try to help all you fellow authors out there by giving you decent, well-rounded reviews. I wish all of you writers out there good luck, and encourage each and every single one of you to do the best that you can.

If you'd like to check out my FictionPress profile, please use the following link: http://www.fictionpress.info/~amethystoceana

It's been a pleasure meeting you! :D Talk to me any time you want!

Current Reading Obsession: Danny Phantom

~The About Me Section~

Let's see... if you haven't already figured it out, I'm a female. I'm sixteen years old. And, I guess if you want to get all political on me, just for fun, I'm telling you right now that I'm a democrat/liberal.

As a nickname of reference, please, call me Ame. :)

Also, on a significantly larger scale, I am highly against disrespecting another human being simply because their opinions or beliefs do not conform to other peoples'.

I will never judge your religious/nonreligious beliefs.

I doesn't bother me if you're an atheist, deist, agnostic; or what have you.

If you believe in God/Jehovah/Allah, or even other gods I am not aware of, then good for you.

Overall, whatever faith you decide to practice, I have no problem with your personal choice of divine worship. Basically, any religion is okay with me.

What I will never tolerate is someone who refuses to politely regard an individual person's convictions or traditions.

~Bottom Line: I am not asking you to accept me; I am asking you to respect me.~

Thank you.

Favorite Music:

Basically, I love anything with a good beat and anything I can dance to... as long as the lyrics aren't too explicit. Overall, I love every type of music, especially rock, hip hop, pop, and techno.

Shows/Books/Movies I like:

Too... many... to name...

Pairings I simply ADORE/mildly ship:

Yeah, as if I'm actually going to make a list. It'd be too long.

But let's just say that I am a HUGE sucker for canon couples... x)

Dislikes:

Racism.

Discrimination of ANY kind.

Sexism.

Narrow minded people.

Egotistical people.

Whiney people.

Getting sick.

Nosy people.

Hypocrites. (Although to be fair, we've all, or have yet to be a hypocrite. But I'm talking about the incredibly BIG hypocrites here, fyi.)

Ignorant people.

Math... V_V If I have to do ONE more trigonometric ratio, I'm going to poke my eyes out with my pencil.

People who make their OCs or lame self-inserts "magically fall in love with a canon character". -_- Dude... don't even make me go there, okay?

Poorly written stories that make me want to gauge my eyes out with metal spikes.

Stories that contain pointless dialogue between the author and any other characters in pitiful author's notes...

Aaaaand...the list of dislikes goes on.

Likes:

The colors purple, blue, and black.

My family and friends.

OPEN MINDEDNESS.

Strawberries and peaches.

Writing!! -claps-

Reading. (Duh.)

Animals.

Kind people.

Intelligent people.

Weird people. I like you guys. I'm weird too. :)

Hilarious people who can make me laugh. xD (I love joo!)

Playing on the computer for several mind boggling hours... O_O ...I'm not crazy... I SWEAR!!

Watching T.V. It's fun, and kills brain cells! Hooray for dead brain cells!!

...Boys... but for the most part, I haven't exactly found one who has peaked my interest yet. They're all so immature from where I come from. D: Oh, well.

Scaring people. I do that a lot.

JESUS!! :D

-Thinks hard--oh, and the exceptional authors on this site who have made me smile! ;) You do a fabulous job of keeping me entertained.

Signed Reviews: I have contributed over 1000 signed reviews! :D

Random Quotes

"Immature love says: I love you because I need you. Mature love says: I need you because I love you." --Anonymous

"Young minds are open and apt to change; old minds are open and apt to stay the same." --Me

"Men and their friends have desires; desire your friends more than you desire your desires lest your desire be to destroy yourself." --Me

"In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman." --Margaret Thatcher

"Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend." --Marcel Achard

"There are only two kinds of men - the dead and the deadly." --Helen Rowland

"A hard man is good to find." --Mae West

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity." --Albert Einstein

"I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones."
--Albert Einstein

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." --Albert Einstein

"I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: "Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant." --Dean Martin

"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired." --Proverb

"In my sentences I go where no man has gone before...I am a boon to the English language." --George W. Bush

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." --Mark Twain

"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people." --Unknown

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." --Oscar Wilde

"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill." --Johnny Carson

"To the world you may be one person; but to one person, you may be the world." --Unknown

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." --Mark Twain

My BFF monkeylover31-- "I'm Superman! I'm as fast as lightning! I'm as strong as—"

"—you're a man?" --Me

"I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine." --Mel Gibson

"I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls." --Groucho Marx

"Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone." --Lenny Bruce

"Man has will, but woman has her way." --Oliver Wendell Holmes

"Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live." --Socrates

"Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours." -- Benjamin Disraeli

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend." --Albert Camus

"He who laughs, lasts."--Mary Pettibone Poole

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." --Tom Clancy

"Constipated people don't give a crap." --Anonymous

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." --Oprah Winfrey

Me-- "Okay... so, let me get this straight. In determining if two triangles are congruent, in geometry we can use postulates and theorems SSS, ASA, and ASS...?"

"...No, because that spells ass!" --My BFF monkeylover31