THE SQUIRREL

Ever wondered what happened to that squirrel Lee saved in the forest? :)

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Dear Diary,

Aurgh, what a day! I went out gathering acorns and what-not for the missus, and I found a lovely stash of the most delectable acorns you could ever hope for. As I was carrying these back to our tree, I suddenly got 'grabbed' by a human wearing bandages on his head. I squeaked and squealed but to no avail, and another human with spiky hair put a piece of paper on my back. WTF?

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THEN…

This female human put me in a clear, and I just started running in the general direction of my tree. A pink-haired female human saw me, and threw a pointy thing at me. I squealed, and ran in another direction. I wanted to get away from all of these vicious humans! My wife and I had already seen about a squillion of them running all over our forest, and we've had some encounters with them before, but let me tell you about what happened NEXT…

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I was sitting by some tall oak trees, just gathering my thoughts, when suddenly the piece of paper on my back…burst into flames! Ooh, ooh, ooh, it was so hot and scorching on my poor chestnut fur, and I rolled around on the ground in pain and agony.

Suddenly, a human wearing all green and with a hair-style that made him look like Paul Mc-Squirrel grabbed me, and managed to get the flaming paper off my back. Okay, maybe these humans aren't ALL so bad…

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Then, I had to go with him when he went back to pinkie, and protected her from these three other people who put the piece of fire paper on my back. Lemme tell you, as I watched from the high up tree I was in – watching as the blood was shed and the pink-haired girl and Paul Mc-Squirrel-like guy took a brutal beating from those other three – I'm just glad squirrels can't become ninjas!