Tired of being ignored for the sake of a website, Arthur decides to create an account of his own and quickly learns why blogging can be so addictive. However, the knowledge does nothing to ease his loneliness or impatience with his lover. Rated: MA

Life isn't easy when you're an immortal creature of myth, but Alfred F. Jones has been doing it for 251 years. Then, while visiting London, he runs into a human who throws him for a loop-Arthur Kirkland, the first person to ever resist Alfred's charms. Instead of forgetting about Arthur, Alfred becomes determined to win the Brit's heart. Rated: MA Birthday present for Foofie88

Chapter 15: As usual, Alfred has waited until the last minute to find a present for his office gift exchange. Fortunately for him, it seems someone else is in the same predicament... {My collection of USUKUS oneshots. Full list of summaries in chapter one.}

AU Victorian London. Alfred is a noble bachelor who in no way wants to get married. Arthur is a promising but young actor struggling to pay rent. When the two meet on the street, Arthur drops Alfred's family ring, which gives Alfred an idea: why doesn't Arthur just act the part of his fiancée? Duels, family issues, love triangles, and angst. Cover by Haku. Abandoned.

On a one year sentence to a farm in the middle of nowhere, a punk named Arthur might not only find peace with his past, but hope for his future as well.

AU - Alfred is a chauffeur for hire with a particular itch and Arthur is a very rich man with excellent taste in cars. CRACK. Mechaphilia. Dubious consent? USUK

Officer Alfred Jones it left with prisoners day in and day out but only 1 truly gets under his skin.

"Sometimes I think about having sex with you," Alfred admitted. "In a fantasizing way?" Arthur asked. "Maybe? It's more like I asked myself once that if I had to lose my virginity to someone that I know right now, who would I choose? And I picked you because you're my best friend and I trust you." Alfred and Arthur are close friends that are about to get a whole lot closer.

With Arthur's clock reaching zero, excitement builds as to who his soulmate may be. USUK

As the father of one of Arthur's students, Alfred F. Jones was entirely off limits. Which was unfortunate because he was also unfairly attractive. Omegaverse!USUK.

Arthur doesn't have to blow out the candles and make a birthday wish because his wish finds him. Or, at least, his wish lands on his cake. Soulmates!USUK for Saint George's Day.

At the age of four, Alfred bumped into his soul mate at a busy amusement park. But they lost each other in the crowd, and he has spent the past fifteen years of his life haunted by the blurred memory of the boy's face. At the age of nineteen, Alfred is determined to find his soul mate again. USUK.

Professor Kirkland hates Alfred F. Jones for reasons only time can explain. Written for USUK Sweethearts Week. Pottertalia!USUK.

Arthur is stuck interviewing a relentlessly cheerful American weatherman at the annual Groundhog Day event in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. Somehow it feels like his miserable day will never end... but maybe spending more time with the cute American will make Arthur less miserable. USUK. Based on the movie.

Arthur can't decide if Alfred's cat, Hero, is actually a hero or just a menace. Either way, he's responsible for getting Arthur's cat pregnant and Arthur is not best pleased. Written for USUK Sweethearts Week. Nekotalia and Omegaverse!USUK.

An assassin married to an assassin is a recipe for disaster. Mr. and Mrs. Smith Parody. Written for the USUK Sweethearts Week. USUK.

If anyone asked, Arthur would adamantly deny that he watched any of those silly soul mate clock reality shows. But even he couldn't resist watching the handsome American on the show featuring gay men from across the world with timers that were all set for the same date as Arthur's—Valentine's Day. USUK.

Arthur comforts Alfred after his long term relationship ended. UkUs College AU.

Bored with his studies, Alfred decides to take a break. While out, he sees someone familiar with bunny ears jumping off a cliff! He just has to see what's going on.

CIA agent Alfred F. Jones is finally getting to see the MI6 agent he worked his first case with after months of not being able to be near him. Valentine's Day is approaching and he desperately wants a date with the amazing and experienced Arthur Kirkland. Will he be successful...?

Arthur is an angel used to retrieve pure souls. Most people, aside from children and the elderly, cannot see him. However, what happens when a cowboy notices him?

In this second omegaverse, Arthur and Alfred are in for a rather big surprise. The only issue is, it should not be possible.

Arthur's Boggart was both the worst and best thing to happen to him. Written for USUK Secret Santa 2014. Pottertalia!USUK.

Alfred has given many lives for his country, and he remembers each one perfectly. But the memory that lingers is of an English soldier he met in the final battles of WWII and never saw again. USUKUS. Reincarnation AU.

When a fight breaks out between the happy couple, Alfred storms off and doesn't come home. Arthur searches for him in a desperate attempt to make things right before the new year begins in misery.

Because Arthur was so wonderfully spoiled, he decided to return the favor with a trip downtown.

Arthur and Alfred had agreed to only give each other a single gift for Christmas. Arthur had assumed that that means something small. He was in for a big surprise.

Inner conflicts exist within us all.

Alfred can't speak, but does his best to keep his asthmatic brother away from unhealthy air. Arthur can't cut his cigarette addiction, nor does he want to. It really is unfortunate they are neighbors in the same building, isn't it?

Alfred has a good life. That is, until a new neighbor arrives, a man who marries his mother and whose son finds out Alfred's biggest secret. However, Alfred soon discovers his new step-brother's secret as well. When they find love for each other, is it out of pity? Can they overcome their most painful secrets? USUK, PruCan. Omegaverse

Alfred and Arthur's relationship is challenged on Thanksgiving by Alfred's family. Will Alfred make the right choice?

After decades of conflict over territory, two opposing werewolf packs agree that a bond between their heirs is the best way to ensure harmony amongst them. However, the heirs in question, Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland, aren't at all pleased with the idea. Werewolf/Omegaverse!USUK.

"I'm pregnant," America said, hoping to frighten England for Halloween. But what is he supposed to do when his lie makes England happier than he's ever been before? There's only one solution: Keep lying until it becomes true. USUK.

Arthur and Alfred have a very complicated relationship. With a fake girlfriend and the press always around, they can't be like any other couple. Then, on a rare couple's trip to America, disaster strikes. Will their love be strong enough? UKUS

America and England visit Whitechapel in the present, but the past is always there. Horror-ish, short fic.

It's Halloween! Alfred and Arthur are all dressed up and ready to party, but conflicts arise when Alfred falls into old habits.

One-shot. WWII "The name's Alfred F. Jones." He smiled. "Pleased to meet you, I'm Arthur. Arthur Kirkland."

It's burger flavored. Rated M because scat. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT TYPE OF THING PLEASE DO NOT READ; for you own mental safety

Uh-oh! Alfred decides to surprise Arthur at his new job! However, does Alfred have competition at the store?

Plotless USUK smut set in a Human!AU

Alfred and Arthur have been friends for as long as they can remember. However once Alfred starts to form a crush on another one of their classmates, Arthur's true feelings start to emerge. USUK with bits of UkCan and AmeCan.

Arthur Kirkland is a fallen noble of a disgraced house in the Kingdom of Spades. He will stop at nothing to reclaim what his family once had - and so much more, including the throne. To do this Arthur follows in the footsteps of the woman that ruined House Kirkland, resorting to black magic and the help of a wicked demon. USUK; Cardverse/Sweet Devil; Violence; Dubcon; Art by Owyn

Omegaverse!AU. Arthur is frustrated with his heat, and his loving alpha is there to help!

Arthur wonders what Alfred would do without him, and Alfred is happy to tell him.

The Queen of Spades was an unmoving, untouchable work of art with skin made of glass and a heart of frost. No one could love a Queen. Especially not the infamous Scowling Queen. But Sir Alfred Jones wishes to make Arthur Kirkland smile, the only trouble is, no man except the King is permitted to go near this Queen. Cardverse!USUK.

It's their anniversary and perusal. Alfred is forgetful, but can he make it up to Arthur with one question?

The perks of reckless driving include attractive American police officers, dates and handcuffs. USUK.

There's a time and a place to get turned on by Arthur's cute freckles, Alfred realises. USUK.

Arthur was a passionate member of the Equal Rights for Omegas (ERO) movement and thus actively sought to repel any Alpha who dared to step too close to him. Of course, it had to be Alfred F. Jones who stepped. Omegaverse!USUK.

It's Alfred's birthday and Independence Day! That means presents, surprises, and fireworks!

Werewolves aren't popluar in the magical community, so Alfred usually just stays in his apartment during the full moons. But when the full moon also falls on Friday the 13th, there's too much magic in the air for him to stay cooped up inside. It's just lucky for him that he isn't the only one wandering in the forest that night. Oneshot Rated: MA

Alfred takes Arthur to see his father's grave, and afterward, Arthur takes Alfred to meet his own father. Amelia makes some new friends, and Liam is decent to Alfred!

"What exactly is flag day, Alfred?" "Well, I'm not sure, but we do hang our flags and light fireworks."

Alfred is a young man who deals with a disability that causes him unable to speak properly- he is told to start a diary and write down how his day goes, every day for the rest of his summer break.

Arthur's been there, waiting for Alfred to kiss him the entire time. Written for USUK Exchange 2013. USUK.

Gluskin x OC. Kasha works as an employee of the Murkoff corporation, specializing specifically in therapy and psychology. She offers an unbiased ear for some of the patients in Mount Massive asylum, and has done so for a year now. After a number of therapy sessions with a patient by the name of Eddie Gluskin, she finds herself sympathizing with him.

As a Resident Assistant, Arthur Kirkland is responsible for watching over the students in his dorm. Even the arrogant, annoying, aggravatingly attractive ones… College AU. USUK.

Alfred takes Arthur camping, but the Brit is not too pleased about it. Sassy!Arthur

Alfred wants Arthur to meet his super religious mother, while Arthur feels guilty not seeing his own mother. USUK

It's Arthur's turn to be surprised, and Alfred has a weird fetish.

It's Easter, and the Flying Mint Easter Bunny has arrived. Alfred has quite a few surprises this Sunday! USUK

Alfred is afraid of ghosts and Arthur knows it. But Arthur is a jerk. Sassy!Arthur and Sissy!Alfred. USUK

Arthur can't get in contact with Alfred, who's been missing from school for weeks. When he finally finds him, something has clearly changed, in more ways than one. USUK. "Twilight" AU. I know.

Prince Arthur has finally been granted a male Omega by his brother, the king. Alfred is soon to learn the treacherous ways of royalty and that adulthood in this world is not at all kind. UKUS, Omegaverse, age-gap, and Mpreg.

Only an American could be so indecent... and look that good naked. USUK.

In which Alfred, aquaphobia extraordinaire, attempts to rescue a person from what he thinks is a shark attack, but it just turns out it's a merman. Queue awkward love story. Mermaid AU. US/UK/US

Of course, on St. Patrick's Day, Arthur would get drunk. But what happens when he's a confused drunk? Sassy!Arthur USUK

There has always been an evil presence linked to every nation who ever existed. Many are content to merely whisper into their ears and watch the havoc from the sidelines. Until now. One has broken free from its constraints in Hell and taken over its country's form. But the change is only temporary. It needs to seal a bond with another in order to remain on Earth. [USUK]

Reality-show host Arthur Kirkland doesn't understand how the talentless American singer managed to survive until the final round, but it seems that Alfred F. Jones has a surprise in store for him. USUK. Reality TV AU.

It's Valentines Day, and Arthur gets a special thing for Alfred, but after shopping, Alfred is nowhere to be found! Has he forgotten Arthur on one of the most important days of their year? Sassy!Arthur, USUK

Sometimes love can make a person do some dark things. DISCONTINUED

Okay, so this is nothing like the original (which only lasted a week or so before I had to take it down ;-;). However, there is a link to the original inside. This is only rated M for the language, because if I get in trouble for song lyrics I'll get in bigger trouble for the wrong rating. Anyway, please enjoy! Make sure to read both author's notes- they're important!

England knocks up America while America is texting on his iPhone. But America runs into a very serious pregnancy complication after an unfortunate masturbation accident! That poor fetus ... UKUS/ USUK, mpreg, crack, pretty gross stuff.

Arthur Kirkland, a diplomat for the U.K., is forced to travel to Russia for negotiations over an international issue. He is assigned an American bodyguard who decidedly exceeds his expectations in more ways than one. Bad Summary, picture got cut off. I do not own the picture used. USUK, rated T for swearing and implied sexy times.

"You didn't have to do that," he mumbled, referring to the bomber jacket currently being held above his head. It was said so softly and yet... he was sure Alfred heard him despite the still pouring rain they were so close.

Alfred Jones is an up-and-coming actor who has hearts swooning at every turn. Arthur Kirkland, a prodigy in his field, is assigned to be Alfred's new makeup artist. Many have faltered in his position before, but the Brit is determined to succeed where others have failed. But not all is as it seems, and falling in love was not written in Arthur's contract. (D/s dynamics). Abandoned.

Alfred and Arthur steam up the YMCA's sauna. USUK.

I don't have the slightest clue how we met. I don't have some special story about how cute he was or how dramatic it was. There were no fireworks. Nothing significant happened to have me remember him. We didn't meet as children and grew up, awkwardly confessing our love for each other. I don't… remember anything from the beginning. Only that I love him today. *Contains implied sex

It's a cruel society when you have to fight for your freedom. The oppression is the worst it's ever been and Arthur is willing to fight it as best he can. Somewhere among the flames, there's a man who doesn't like being told no.

A midnight walk could be enough to save someone's life. He didn't even know his name, but it didn't matter. They were just two strangers in the night, trying to get by.

A jealous France decides to find out what makes England and America's relationship so special and gets a pleasant surprise. UKUS. You read right. UKUS. One-shot.

Alfred is popular. Athletic. Can get any girl he wanted. So why screw the stubborn Brit? He wasn't gay right? Arthur wished though... School AU USUK

Dave has a dream that quickly becomes reality. Bro/Dave, rated M for smut.

All humans are born with a biological clock that counts down to the time to when they meet their soul mate. When Alfred's counts down to zero and he doesn't find his soul mate, he worries something's not right.

(That title is terrible.) Bro allows his little brother, Dave, to invite his internet friend over during the summer. He comes to three conclusions during that time: John Egbert is a megane shota, Dave is overly possessive, and He himself is a bad, bad man. Luckily, not as bad as he could be.

Jaded celebrity photographer, Arthur Kirkland, meets the one man that can change his mind about celebrities with the click of a camera shutter.

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

In the distant future, the human race is being faced with an epidemic of infertile Omegas. The few that remain must submit and become breeders to help procreation. Arthur is one of these fated Omegas, and when he's faced with his first chosen Alpha, he's finally faced with the reality of his life. But this Alpha seems to have other plans. USUK, Omegaverse, Mpreg, Slight Dubcon

Divorce attorney Arthur Kirkland gets a new client, Alfred Jones. Things heat up between them quickly, but can they get their heads out of their behinds long enough to actually talk to each other? UKUS hooray! HOORAY, I SAY.

Never interrupt a geek in the middle of his game time. Arthur learns this the hard way when he chucks Alfred's game console out the window in a fit of rage. Sequel to the sequel of Geek in the Black and White.

Arthur's friends convince him to take a brake and just have a fun night about the town. What Arthur got was a whole lot more then just some simple fun.

Short story. Cardverse. Queen of Spades, Arthur is sent to the Kingdom of Diamonds, where he has to sign an alliance. He met the King, Francis. An acquaintance that can mean something more. At least for one of them. Wrote as a challenge with five chosen words. My first translation attempt.

Sometimes, life seems to give you everything you need, until it realizes it was a mistake. Then you are left with nothing, nothing but the never ending search for your own happiness. USUK. OMEGAVERSE.

England's monotonous, meticulous life as a nation is simply a bore. However, America's inviting warmth never fails to brighten up his day and leave him wanting more than ever. USUK/Fluff

The love between a human and an angel is forbidden, but Arthur can not understand why his body and soul are forever yearning for a mortal man. True love is sometimes worth risking everything for.

Alfred is the heir to Vampire Hunter family; Arthur is a Master Vampire. Alfred wants to avenge his family's death; Arthur needs to hide what happened in the past from Alfred. They know fate is against them, but they never realized how quickly things would turn against them, or how love can sneak in the most impossible situations. Orginally written for the 2012 USxUK Anthology.

REUPLOAD. Hushed whispers and frantic kisses, the stall door was quickly shut and locked tight. Arthur and Alfred are desperate to relieve the tension even if it is in the school toilets. They're enjoying the heat of the moment, that is until somebody walks in... Human/High School AU Teen!Arthur Teen!Alfred

It's been too long since they touched each other. Now they're finally together, they want to try something a little bit new in the bedroom. M rated smut, erotic asphyxiation facial. USUK Human AU

There was a man who had always been there. Always, without fail, every day of the week. A USUK Coffee Shop AU, that's not quite the AU you are looking for.

Alfred is sure that Arthur has an oral obsession. M-rated. Punk!Arthur. AU, humans.

Every year on his birthday, Alfred throws a party and invites all of his friends, and every year, all but one of them attend. Just when he's finally given up hope, Alfred gets the best birthday present he could ever want. Rated: MA One shot

Arthur is a wizard who's being forced into an arranged marriage despite his protests. Though, it seems he is saved by a magical Scottish fold named Iggy. With Iggy as his familiar Arthur finds himself not only falling in love with a human but also surrounded by a sea of lies and deception. When nothing else makes sense, what can one believe to be the truth?

The Doctor tells Arthur of a disruption in the timeline of the past that must be corrected else the future will not be the same. Arthur is the only one who can do it, however not everything goes exactly as planned. Alfred was just suppose to confess to him, not screw his brains out!

Francis was the one that dragged Arthur to this rather strange night club. How was Arthur supposed to know that the club would give him exactly what he needed. After some alcohol and a bit of erotic dancing, Arthur was more then willing to let the cowboy practically thrust him into the wall.

England gets hot and bothered by the way America is eating a Popsicle. America helps him with his problem. Rated M for Yaoi.

America loves the beach and wants to share his beach day with someone he loves, but Britain isn't so excited to go to the beach. Will America change Britain's sour mood or will Britain ruin their beach day?

Arthur never expected that the best part of his New York apartment would be the handsome American doorman. USUK. Oneshot.

Sometimes incorporating your favorite fandom into your love life can be fun and kinky... and other times I can be rather difficult. Alfred and Arthur struggle to find something to spice up the bedroom and after many hilarious failed attempts, they finally find the prefect role-play.

The ceiling of his prison was red. It was his own fault that he was here, tied to the bed as if he had gone crazy and violently suicidal. Sweet Devil AU; Suicide;

This earned an even louder moan from the Brit "Alfred." He closed his eyes. His cheeks were now a bright rosy pink. "You shouldn't say such vulgar things." Arthur breathed out. "It's not vulgar if you're doing it with the one you love." Alfred chuckled as he leaned in. Their lips were almost touching, they were so very close. Alfred's breath was tickling his nose.

Arthur is the village wizard, helping with medical potions and good magic. One spell wrong and his world's turning topsy-turvy, now suddenly there's an attractive devil living with him named Alfred! Attraction and lust are there, but will Alfred just take Arthur's soul or will they realize they have something stronger between themselves? Featuring Wizard!Arthur and SweetDevil!Alfre

CRACK! America becomes obsessed with Twilight and it distracts him from sexy times with England. So England gets even by hypnotizing America into believing he really is a vampire ... who drinks semen instead of blood. But England's plan backfires when America craves drama just as much! UKUS with sorta CanUS too.

Request from kink meme filled. Victoria-era BDSM, but all consensual. Spanking, crossdressing, cropping, figging. Enjoy.

Omegas have no one once society and their mates abandoned them. That's why Alfred wants to help and be their therapist. Only, he ends up falling in love with one of his patients. (Warnings: Omegaverse, Alpha!Alfred/Omega!Arthur, Cat AU (not nekotalia).)

St. Valentine's Day is supposed to be a time to spend with loved ones, and America has been planning a romantic day with his lover, England, for the last two weeks. But the hero's day is ruined when England cancels last minute. Not long after, America discovers that France won't let anyone be alone on Valentine's Day. He's grateful, but will England feel the same? Rated: MA One-sho

England's been gone for a few months and when he finally visits America, he sees that America has really let himself go. He's not just fat. He's OBESE. But England goes on a date and tries to have sex with him anyway, because it's Valentine's Day, aww. USUKUS, crack, fail sex.

MIB AU- Agent A has had a crush on Arthur, the cute air traffic controller, for three years now, and he's pretty sure he likes him back. The only problem? Every single time A and Arthur had ever worked together had been completely wiped from Arthur's memory. USUK with a touch of GerIta

Alfred has never had sex before, and Arthur is so much more experienced than he. What he doesn't know is that all Arthur wants is him, and that's all that matters.

Sequel to Geek in the Black and White. Just when Officer Kirkland thought he could leave the embarrassing incident behind, a certain ex-con awaits him in the interrogation room once again. Is it fate…or precise planning from the geek in the bomber jacket?

King Alfred wants to be more than the stereotype. (Omegaverse, Alpha!Alfred/Omega!Arthur)

It's Christmas Eve, and extremely religious!America just wanted to spend it doing nice, Christian things. But then sodomite!England shows up at America's door. He's drunk, accidentally gives himself breasts with his magic, and they may or may not be tempting to supposedly straight America. Total crack, male lactation, USUKUS.

"Perhaps he was romanticising it too much, but attraction accentuated itself in the presence of love." Cardverse Omegaverse (Alpha!Alfred/Omega!Arthur). Warning for 2 x virginity loss combo, and pwp.

On one magical night many things can happen. Truths can be revealed and wishes can be granted. This was the one Christmas Alfred and Arthur would not forget.

Crackfic. Alfred gives Arthur possibly the best present there could ever be.

Alfred, a cat boy, is saved by the most unlikely man. A human pirate who takes him aboard his ship and offers him a deal. At first Alfred is reluctant but after some convincing, and some mind blowing kisses, Alfred agrees all to happily. Pirate UK x Younger cat boy US

A fateful encounter on the playground makes an impression that will linger for years. When Alfred and Arthur meet again, years later, will the chemistry still be there even though Arthur has suffered for so long? Possible Mpreg, Dom/sub relationship, mature content!

COMPLETE. England accidentally chokes to death, though only temporarily because he is a country. What is America to do with his dead body in the meantime? It drives him mad and he asks France for help. Bad idea. USUK, crack, lulz, and a little bit of necrophilia.

Taken in from the harsh a cruel world he knew a cat soon learns what it is and means to love, and finds that life is more then what you see. UsUk Nekotalia.

Despite his best efforts, romance novelist Arthur Kirkland has repeatedly failed to break his cigarette habit. When he finally gives hypnotherapy a try, he develops a new craving for his handsome blond therapist instead. USUK.

Unable to accept his position in life, Alfred spends his life trying to hide his genetics from a hierarchical society. He's doing so well until he is quite literally sniffed out by a police chief who makes him doubt hiding in the first place. UKUSUK; OmegaVerse; No mpreg ;u;

UKUS AU take on the 'Bluebeard' story with a vampire twist. Dr Francis Bonnefoy and Inspector Ludwig Beilschmidt determine to put a stop to the murders which occur at Lord Kirkland's annual Halloween Ball while Alfred struggles to look after his increasingly ill employer and lover. All of their paths are on a bloody collision course. Part of Wicked Wednesdays.

If you give me your everything I can make you forget all of your worries and all of your problems, just be a good little pet and do what I say. US/UK. Smut. BDSM. Other warnings inside.

Arthur thought that he wanted payback after Alfred's friends humiliated him by tricking him into eating magical brownies at a party. But it turned out all he really wanted was Alfred. And maybe just a *bit* of revenge. High School AU. USUK.

America lies and tells England he's pregnant, but in reality he's just getting fatter from eating at all the new frozen yogurt shops that have opened up recently. M-preg parody, UKUS, crack.

England gets tired of America never letting him top, so he uses his magic to temporarily turn America into a girl. With the help of England's magical friends, they teach him a memorable lesson about the importance of bottoming. AWWWWW. USUK and UK/femUS, crack. Also, there's some smut.

It will come back. AU; USUK; Merman!Alfred x Arthur

USUKUS. When England adds the extra event of a Masturbation Marathon to the Olympics, extremely religious!America ... who is also very homophobic ... tries to say he's sick to get out of it. TOTAL CRACK.

There is a story of a tree that was loved ever so much by sunshine. USUK; Mythology; God!Alfred x Dryad!Arthur

He might've only had an empty house to look forward to tonight, but he would forever have Arthur's arms to escape into. UKUS; Snake!Arthur x Alfred; PWP...

UkUs. "Will you walk into my parlor' said the Spider to the Fly…"

Francis owes Alfred, and he's found the perfect human to satisfy him. Vampire!USUK.

Arthur Kirkland, lead singer of a popular European Alternative band, came to America to charm the nation into his bed. But instead he found himself caught in the web of a disgruntled McDonalds employee. USUKUS; 3shot; AU

Alfred and Arthur find the best way to unwind after a hard day is to get drunk as hell. Their fun little drinking game, however, turns out to be more then what they needed.

Adults only. Mature content. Whore!Alfred, heavy BDSM. UKUS. *Second in my kink series!* Dr. Kirkland is the perfect Dom now, but he didn't start out that way. He learned things the hard way with his first love and his first submissive, a wild, untameable boy named Alfred.

America declared his independence long ago, but deep down, he still desperately needs England to love and accept him. WARNING: This fic is NOT for everyone! Contains infantilism and urolagnia. Please know what those words mean BEFORE you click this story! I'm not trying to mentally scar anyone. ABSOLUTELY NO MINORS. UKUS. Not just PWP.

Alfred is a new amateur model on the scene, and when his portfolio is selected amongst much higher qualified models for a special photo shoot, Alfred at first is ecstatic. Then he meets the man who he must partner up with during said photo shoot. Can Alfred prove to this more experienced model that he has what it takes? Yaoi, USUK

America realizes he's never had any sexy times with England, but very much wants to. But for some reason, no matter how hard he tries, or how kinky he gets, England bolts! America thinks he just needs to be more creative and even kinkier, but he never even considers that England is actually a virgin. SURPRISE! Cracky USUK, America's POV for the lulz.

"O-oh, right, of course," England mumbled, absently fumbling around with his papers in a vain attempt to act like he WASN'T just daydreaming about getting it on with America on various pieces of IKEA furniture.

It's been nine months since England and America last saw each other, and England is absolutely desperate for a good rough shag. But America is taking his sweet time. Sexual frustration ahoy! USUK, smut towards the end.

COMPLETE. Sodomite England wants extremely religious!America very desperately. But buttsex isn't easy when America is so very homophobic. Jesus is such a cockblock sometimes. America's POV and labeled Spiritual for the lulz!

UKUS. Fun fact: alcohol ingested via the rectum is absorbed directly into the bloodstream, making you extremely drunk in record time. America knows this, and during a night of drinking and body shots, asks England to help him experiment with it.

He pretended to love him and made him fall into his trap. He abuses him smartly and eventually the prey loses all hope. WARNING - Dark!Alfred.

Alfred broke Arthur. He took him for his own and Arthur loves Alfred too much to stop him. Dark!Alfred

NON-CON. Russia is creeping on America hardcore. America is not amused. This is actually supposed to be a humor story so enjoy my ticket to hell!

France blackmails Canada into telling him a private, saucy story about him and Italy. Silly Canada/Italy fluff.

England wants sex, but America is too cold. So he creates the greatest American invention ever ... the Snuggie! And has sex while wearing it. Written for the lulz. UKUS, in that order.

America goes to please England but gets a nasty surprise! A whole mouthful. De-anon from the LJ kink meme.

It was his biggest kink, maybe the only thing that could truly make him reach his limit and Alfred was so good at it. SHAMELESS PWP.

Japan totally ships USUK, so to indulge his fantasies, he pays a cash strapped America to have sex with MochiEngland in front of him and video tapes it. AmericaXMochiEngland, CRACK, I am going to hell for writing this.

England, America, Canada, and France all go to a bar together. America drinks the most, becomes a very silly drunk, and the end result is sex. Lemon, CanUSUK. Yes, all three at once.

USUK. America sends England embarrassingly graphic texts on the way to visit. When he arrives, they have an awkward, gross discussion about sex that leads to awkward, gross fail sex. Written for the lulz.

CRACK SMUT. America gets really turned on by food. England gets really turned on by America. Super cracky foodplay smut, written for lulz in America's totally awesome POV, dudes. USUK / UKUS. Yes, both.

CRACK. A very confused America spies on England getting kinky with his magical friends. Is it masturbation or an orgy? Depends whether or not you believe ...

COMPLETE. England overhears America's VERY inaccurate version of his Revolution, so he reminds America of how he used to own him. UKUS dubcon in that order, emphasis on the dubious. It starts off with humor but becomes smut because England is a pervert.

Arthur shouldn't have left Alfred alone when he was younger. But Alfred loves Arthur, he really does. Rated M more disturbing event USUK but beware.. -Reuploaded, it wasn't appearing in archives and I added more detail. So old readers. Read again- ONESHOT

USUK. America wants England to pledge allegiance. Or else he's not getting any. It's smut so enjoy, you perverts.

It really is a very simple communication strategy. First, look them in the eye and say their name. Then you tell them how they make you feel and why they make you feel like this. Finally, tell them what it is you want them to do about it. See? Simple!

Alfred and Arthur meet in an airport while both of their flights are delayed. Awkwardness ensues.

America realizes he's in love with Canada, who doesn't really believe him, and, while this isn't really news to anyone, he finally does something about it. US/Can

Having caught the notorious Alfred F. Jones, all there was left to do was get a confession out of him – something investigator and interrogator Arthur Kirkland specializes in. But be careful, officer, pride comes before the fall…Prisoner!USXPolice!UK.

"Fun?" England gasped. "What part of sitting on a smelly old fat man's lap is fun to you? Unless of course, there's some disturbing fetish of yours I'm unaware of." Fun Christmas shenanigans with America and England. Merry Christmas, everyone!

Yaoi, CanUS. America runs his mouth and needs some sweet, sweet free Canadian health care. Written from America's totally awesome POV, fellow heroes. Don't be daunted by the length, because you know you like it long.

England must go through America's very extensive security pat down in order to fly home. It's smut but written for laughs from America's totally awesome point of view, dude.

When America is hurt, England will always be there to kiss it better. UK/US

It is the annual Halloween party for the Nations and Canada is the marvelous host this time. The only problem is that he has to keep his brother and England from ruining it. Who would have thought an attic was such a comfortable place. US/UK. Smut.

America has gotten drunk. The problem? He gets really uncontrollable with his physical strength. Those with him decide to lay this problem on the only one who can physically control him: Russia. Who wasn't even in their little drunken party.

This is the worst birthday Alfred ever had and he always loved his anniversaries , and with every hour it's getting only worse and worse. USUK.

Arthur spends his week drinking himself into a stupor. And does something he'll always regret. WARNING: RAPE. Real names used, UK/Canada One-shot.

US/UK - AU. Arthur is a businessman who is still in the closet. Alfred is openly gay. The two of them meet - and fall in love. But can they keep up this relationship when they're so different?

UKUS/USUK. "Will it keep away the ghosts?" America asked, his hands tightening around the wooden cross. "And the demons and the monsters?" Threeshot.

Stupid frog...England was NOT lonely. And he CERTAINLY didn't need to join a bloody online dating website.

Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."

The President sighed. "You were around when Irving Berlin was writing the song, why didn't you just correct him?" "Honestly sir, when someone writes a song about God blessing you, the last thing you do is question them."

America wakes up bound to a chair. England dresses up and gives him a show. ABSOLUTELY SMUT-TASTIC, so not for the young'uns. USUK. Revised ffnet version.

Two USUK oneshots - punk!Arthur and hippie!Alfred hang out.

The hands before, the hands now. The same stains. The same dirty smell, the same sick feeling in his gut. This was the shame of Ciel Phantomhive. // M for graphic/sexual content and dark themes; Sebastian/Ciel.

America admits to England he's done something bad. Attempt at fluff.

It took nearly three months before England realized America was avoiding him. And he didn't like it. Not one bit. USUK

“I would like your help…Getting out of the closet.” America blinked hard in response, “Well, honestly Iggy, I’m honored. I mean, I always kind of saw this coming...But-" “Not like that you sodding git! I mean literally!”

He was lovely, in both looks and personality. And Arthur would be damned before he let anyone corrupt Matthew.

“What the hell are you doing?” Biting his lip self-consciously, America rubbed the back of his neck. “Funny story...Boss kicked me out.” Just another normal visit to America for England!

FranceCanadaEngland. Matthew wasn’t sure when it began, but he was sure he didn’t want it to stop.

Short fic. It hadn't mattered what he'd had to do, if it could help him save Oz; but he'd thought killing would be so much harder. RavenxOz-ish, but no more so than the actual manga. Somewhat dark. Vague references to events after ch 29.

Short fic. "Protecting the master is supposed to be my job!" Takes place directly after chapter 28. Raven x Oz, though focused more on their friendship than any romantic subtext.