Welcome to my utterly random place of utterly random randomness (worst grammatically sturctured sentence ever)

Firstly, I just want to point out that I am COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY OBSESSED WITH CATS!!!!!! Just putting that out there.

I'm extremely random and half the stuff I say doesn't make any sense at all. (the other half only makes sense on alternate Thursdays.)

Although I'm usually quite good at spelling/grammar/punctuation, sometimes it gets away from me and goes haywire. I apologise in advance.

I have a natural talent for losing things. Things tend to go missing or mysteriously fall apart when I'm around. I haven't figured out why yet.

Okay, just a quick explanation of my pen name. My friends all call me 'Catt', with TWO 'T's (I get really mad if they only spell it with one). Also I love dancing. The 'Alley' bit appeared out of nowhere and I was perfectly happy to let it remain. The name makes more sense that way.

I'm in year 10 at a selective all-girls high school in Northern Sydney. Our school colours are beige and navy (GO POTATO SACKS!!!!!!)

My background is mainly English, Scottish, Welsh (no Irish strangely) with possibly some German and Scandinavian mixed in. My great grandfather also lived in South America so I don't really know if that adds anything.

My best friend says 'Moo'. Like, a lot and totally in your face so it's more like: 'MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Also she and one of my other friends formed an entity called 'The Hybrid' on Duke of Ed last year because they kept sitting on each other. (Do you have any idea how hard it is to play 'Mafia' when you have to count two people as essentially one person. It's really confusing.)

My favourite colours are red, gold and black. (the colours of FIRE!!!!!!!!)

I love to dance, either in my dance troupe or by myself in my room dancing to the radio.

Dance is my life and I love it!

It also kinda runs my life, but that's okay!

Quotes I love:

‘To dance is to be out of yourself… Larger, more beautiful, more powerful. This is power; it is glory on earth and it is yours for the taking.’

‘Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.’

‘Dance isn’t a form, it’s a way of life.’

'A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.'

'Believe you can and you're halfway there.'

'Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain, cherish the moment, ignore the pain, live laugh love, forgive and forget, life's too short to be living with regrets'

Cats Characters Stuff.

Choose ten random characters.

1. Exotica

2. Alonzo

3. Electra

4. Tantomile

5. Coricopat

6. Plato

7. Cassandra

8. Macavity

9. Tumblebrutus

10. Admetus

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?!

Alonzo and Cassandra are making out when Admetus walks in. Admetus merely raises an eyebrow, turns around and leaves in a very dignified manner, saying, “I’ll just let you get on with it then.”

Three has to marry either Eight, Five, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Electra has to marry either Macavity, Coricopat or Tumblebrutus. She chooses Tumble because he’s about her age and she finds Macavity scary and finds Cori a bit strange sometimes.

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?

Everyone is invited to Alonzo and Cassandra’s wedding except for Macavity. What do you think he does? He turns up, crashes the party, scares the crap out of everyone, wishes Lonz and Cass a happy marriage (he’s weird like that) and disappears.

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Plato is afraid of Cassandra? Ummm… Okay then. Why? Because Cass tried to stroke the top of his head during Tugger’s song in the DVD and he got slightly creeped out? I don’t know!! (She actually does, towards the end. I only noticed it because I was deliberately not staring at Tugger).

Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?

Tumble arrives too late for Alonzo and Cassandra’s wedding. He apologises profusely to them both and explains that Macavity kidnapped him and threatened to kill him unless he gave away the location of the wedding.

Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Plato and Exotica are in mortal danger. Plato is definitely going to save Exo because he’s such a gentleman, and also because Exo can then run and get help.

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Tantomile invites Electra and Macavity to dinner at her house. Macavity behaves very strangely, being very polite and courteous towards both queens and Electra leaves early because he is freaking her out. Then Macavity politely offers to help Tanto with the washing up and when that’s done, leaves, thanking her for a pleasant evening. When he gets back to where-ever it is he lives when he’s not terrorising the Jellicles, he says, “I don’t know what came over me, but I sense it was an improvement in Tanto’s eyes.” Then he walks into a wall and falls over.

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Hmmmm…. Plato or Exo? Tough choice. Probably Plato, because Exo always strikes me as a bit mysterious and not the sort you want to spend the night with. Also, Plato is adorable, just saying.

Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Electra falls in love with Plato. Macavity is jealous. What do you think he does? He kidnaps Plato and impersonates him, so Electra is essentially falling in love with Mac, rather than Plato.

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

Tanto jumps me? Okay, Lonzie, Addie or Cass? Probably Addie, but only because he’s the most likely to be hanging around in a dark alleyway.

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

Exotica decides to start a cooking show? Well, she seems quite sensible to me, so it would probably go quite well.

Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

Tumble murders Lonzie’s best friend (Plato.) Lonzie convinces the rest of the tribe to cast Tumble out for murdering a fellow Jellicle.

Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Electra and Macavity go camping, but they forget food. Macavity is still behaving strangely and offers to help Electra find something to eat. Electra still doesn’t really trust him, but agrees and after finding some edible vegetation, they sit for a while and talk about random things, like cupcakes and why Tugger is such a bore.

Other Things

I have recently become obsessed with this AMAZING Swiss mime troupe called Mummenschantz. They're absolutely INCREDIBLE!!!! Check them out on youtube. Please, I'm begging you! They're so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, I also recently discovered (on a school band tour to Port Stephens of all places) this amazing British TV show for little kids called Iconicles. If you have younger siblings (like, 3-5) you might know what I'm talking about. Anyway, my friends and I were watching TV cos it was raining and we were bored and this show came on. The presenter is absolutely ADORABLE!!!!! Like seriously, really really cute!!! His name's Gavin Stenhouse (i think) and anyways, all four of us decided there and then that we liked him very much. Also the show's really cute and funny.

...AND THEN... the second episode we watched (Saturday morning) we found that he plays the guitar and because we're all musical (it was a band tour) we're all like: RESPECT LEVELS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah so that's the kind of crazy randomness my friends and I get up to. That and watching Midsomer Murders. :)

Also (again, I appear to love this word), massive and slightly spastic 'HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' to all my friends: Strawberry Bandit, Frada and Quinky1112!

Also to all the awesome people on this site who are kinda-odd-not-really-over-the-internet-friends: Cocobutterrox, Slytherin1595 and anyone else who likes me or my crazy badly-written stories :)

I'm doing a sort-of-kinda-not-really-adaptation of Cats as a school independent learning project (what?). I have currently four characters (that's all I need) and one poem. If anyone has any ideas or tips for me, feel free to PM me and offer any suggestions. I will credit you for them on my project.

Yeah, think that's about it. If I think of anything else, I'll let you know.

Anyway, thanks for reading my profile and my stories, if you have. If you haven't, das macht nichts. Go read some now! (:

('Das macht nichts' is german for 'it doesn't matter.')

Yours fearlessly, faithfully and truly,
AlleyCattDancer
xx :)

P.S. I'm also on Deviantart under the same name. Oh yeah, and I'm on Facebook, but I'm not putting my name out for everyone to see. If you're really desperate to be my friend on Facebook, PM me and I'll consider it. (I'm not saying I'll do anything about it, but I'll consider it.)

P.P.S. My little brother's also on fanfic, under the name DuckGWR5761, just in case you were interested. (You're probably not, but just in case you were, you now know how to find him.)