hay im XRubyEyedBeautyX but my friends call me Pixie-B and Bubblez I love twilight so much some of my friends are scared by it, if you like my stories read XoxoWishICouldSparklexoxo's stories cos shes brilliant! author out ma peeps!! If you want to one one of the story's from my free story plots ill keep a list of what storys are taken on my prof and il also put links to the storys!!!!!! If you want to write a story put it in a review or pm me!!!

FREE STORY PLOTS:

TAKEN:

southern sweethearts--by--MysticalSkye--http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2613232/

STILL FREE:

Operation WTF is wrong with my life??

LINKZ:

here are some links to my stories

cullens of the Caribbean

The doctor: http:///2009/07/article-1200883-05c6e1b8000005dc-445_468x698.jpg

Amy:http:///IDskY0_amy_pond.jpg

Tardis:http:///2007/11/09/flying_tardis.jpg

if there sany other links you want me to find il put them up just ask in a review or pm me

One of my fave qoutes:Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why they call it the present.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

10 Commandments of a Teenager
Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

97 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your but off.

98 of teens would scream if they saw the Jonas Brothers on a roof top. Post this if you aree part of the 2 that would shout JUMP!!

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember BellaEach time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember EdwardWhenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic lawsFor Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember JacobWhen my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember CarlisleWhen ever I am in the Emergency Room

And I promise to remember EmmettEvery time there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember RoseWhenever I see someone that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember AliceWhen I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots

meI promise to remember NessieWhen I see that beautiful curly hai

rAnd I promise to remember EsmeWhen someone tells me they care

I promise to remember JasperWhenever my emotions are unfurled

And I promise to remember the VolturiWhen someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

an: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

XX

Random jokes

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good...

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

A day without sunshine is... night.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like fire.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

There is no "I" in team but I do all the work anyways cause the others are too lazy...

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER

I have the cape, I make the whoosh noises.

If your rich, Im your bitch.

Yes im a bitch, just not yours

When i walk past an automatic door and it opens for me, i worry that if i don't go through it, i might hurt its feelings

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. How do you feel now?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

The statistics on insanity are that 1 out of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

You cry I cry, You laugh I laugh, You jump off a cliff, I laugh harder

My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.’

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. So why am I still in jail?

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Help I've fallen and i can’t...hey nice carpet!

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

The spontaneous rally will began at 1:45

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life! So I guess I'm quite the disappointment... FRIED EGGS TASTE LIKE PEARS!!('kay, randemness)

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

Life's tough, get a helmet

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. Unfortunately, my parents didn't think to inform the teachers that until after I entered the lunchroom.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.

I’ve stopped listening, why haven’t you stopped talking?

How come you never see the news story Psychic Wins Lottery?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

It’s only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s HILARIOUS!

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

I got a lot of ideas. The problem is that most of them suck.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, Where the heck is the ceiling?

Don’t worry, they can’t hit us from this fa... -last words of a Civil war general

ERROR: Keyboard not found! Press any key to continue.

According to a recent survey, 3/4 of people makes up 75 of the population.

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.

We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.

Whoever said nothings impossible never tried to nail jell-o to a tree!

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.

I have the largest seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her boyfriends?

It takes 47 muscles to frown and 13 to smile, but it takes 0 to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Anyone who uses the phrase easy as taking candy from a baby has never tried taking candy from a baby.

You live and learn. Or rather, you live and sit there with a blank face then lie and say you get it.

I gave up junk food. It was the worst 10 minutes of my life.

Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better.

There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.

It matters not whether you win or lose- what matters is whether I win or lose.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Employee of the Month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

A watched pot never boils, but it does get paranoid.

If you have any problem with this profile, write it on the back of a 100 bill and send it to me.

I would give up taking drugs, but im no quitter!

It’s great to have gray hair. Ask anyone who’s bald.

I’m not a geek – I’m a level 12 paladin!

You can buy a gun at Wal-Mart, but your 4th of July sparklers have to be smuggled through the state line.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance.

If victory is too high to climb, take the elevator.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened last year.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later

Evening news is where they begin with Good Evening and then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what you’re up to.

I don’t mind if you sleep in class, but please do not snore, you are disrupting those who are sleeping

if nobody’s perfect I must be nobody

Remember there is no I in team, but there is an M and an E

I don't talk on the phone because I hear voices on the other end...

One day, I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Perfect men are only fictional. (Sigh, Edward)

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Do not run in the school hall, gliding is more fun.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely. No, that's a lie, I do so obsess.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Then the foil tore, and I found out my knight was a guy.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. Nah, not really. It's fun here. My head is echoey!! ECHO-ECHo-ECho-Echo-echo...ech...ec...e... ..

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute, screw the fruit.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

For every awkward silence, a gay baby is born!