Bleh. I don't know if any of you check this at all, wondering where the hell I am, but if you do, I'm really sorry for the complete lack of updates. Junior year has been kicking my butt, and I've been trying my best to die gracefully. Also, a short while ago, my computer died. Thank god I'd had all of my stuff backed up, so nothing was lost, but I won't have a new computer until Christmas, and I'm not sure if I can access the part of Chapter Fourteen that I have done... ugh. So yeah, thank you all so much for your support! I will update as soon as I can. Thank you for sticking with me this long!

Hi! This is Kitty, and this is my first day as a member of this site! Yay! I've been meaning to join for a while now... but I'm just slow like that...

Name: I'm not gonna tell you my real name, so you can just call me Kitty. My real name has to do with a superhero. If you think you can figure it out (which I don't think is possible, I didn't give you enough clues), just PM me and I'll tell you if you're right. Maybe. :P

Age: 16 years old! My b-day is April 1st, aka April Fool's day. If you attempt to play a trick on me on my birthday I will happily beat you to death.

Country: I think FFN puts this up anyway, but I live in the USA. Ha ha, weird thought, but just now I looked at that and thought "oosah" Dunno why...

State: Alaska! That's the big one up near Canada and Russia. Canadians-- love 'em. Russians-- I can see you from my house. Just kidding! Love the Russians too. I know that in the USA, the mapmakers put Alaska down in the little box with Hawaii, with the result that stupid people think that Alaska's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean by Hawaii, and you can't drive out of there. Seriously, that happened to some friends of mine once. No joke. Also (this happened to another friend) people sometimes think that Alaska's a different country. When we go to England (I'm leaving TOMORROW MORNING! insert freak out here), if someone asks us "Are you from the United States?" we're going to go, "No, we're from Alaska." SUCKERS!!

Family Members: one mom, one dad, one younger brother, two cats (Tibby and Ashley), and one golden retriever (Rusty). My fat cat Tibby reminds me of Envy... she's insane in the exact same way...

Anyways, fan fictions are kinda a new thing for me-- truth be told, I used to think they sucked (yeah, that old me, you can go die now). In any case, my stuff will probably suck. But that's okay! Like I care. They're just fun to write.

I'm also really new to the manga scene-- seriously, it was like, after Christmas (of THIS YEAR) when I started reading my first one. My friend made me, and I'm so glad she did! FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST ROCKS!! Yeah, I sound like a total nerd. I'm proud of it! So anyway, that's what some... okay, most... okay, all of my fanfics are about. But give me a break, I've only read two mangas and I'm too stuck-up to do anything with Harry Potter or any of my other favorite books (plus I have no ideas...). But BEWARE. My stuff is exclusive YAOI, which means boy x boy, just FYI. I like Envy too much not to put him in, and Ed's pretty much a must-have. Plus, I think they look adorable together! And I'm NOT using the first anime's version of them, where they're brothers and all, because incest is just creepy. No, I haven't even watched all of the episodes yet... I'm a terrible person... as well as desperately confused as to what the heck's going on. But that's all right. I've been more bewildered.

So anyway, now I have to find one of my fanfics that has a first chapter that's actually DONE... I can think of at least one... which is a start, I guess...

For those of you actually reading what I wrote (and bothering to look on here) it may strike you as slightly odd that all I talk about is FMA when the only thing I have posted is a Loveless fanfic. Yep. You guessed it. Loveless is the only other manga/anime that I've seen. And it's freaking AWESOME. Not to mention that Soubi is totally HAWT. cue fangirl googoo eyes That plus the fact that the poem was totally random is my explanation. Yes, pathetic, and yes, completely ridiculous, but I'm like that.

At least my internet's working now, so I can actually UPLOAD stuff...

But GRRR! I'm so upset-- I've been trying to find a Loveless soundtrack that will actually DOWNLOAD onto my computer, but they all either download to an application my computer doesn't have or they try to upload to iTunes and then say "Sorry, the english version of iTunes doesn't have this soundtrack" or something like that so it doesn't let me. Does anyone know where to find one that will upload to a mac?

And I have officially returned from the UK! Had a great time there, saw a bunch of really old stuff and managed not to get rained on, so all in all I think it went rather well. I'll have to try and organize my thoughts before I put down everything that happened, but I will get around to it... eventually...

The 100th reviewer of If requested a SlothxLustxSloth pairing, and rest assured that I am working on that. Even though it may not seem like it. But! It will be up as soon as I have enough time in a stretch to finish it.

Also note: Potions for Foxes and I will be continuing her story Playing with Fire soon. So, heads up for updates on that!

My Fanfics:

If (Still in progress, obviously. Edvy. Or Eden, because it's paradise! you can thank PFF for that one-- personally, I like it Envy and Ed live in the same small town in Montana, where Envy's been in love with Ed since the second grade. When their AP European history teacher makes them partners in a project, both of their worlds are upended.)

Real Men Wear Skirts (NOT a crackfic! Set in my hometown of Eagle River, Alaska, USA. Edvy. With a parent with Scottish heritage each, Ed and Envy run into each other at the Highland Games. Envy, having just moved to the United States from the UK to live with his dad and his dad's family, has zero idea of what exactly Ed, and Alaska, will do to him.)

Goodbye (Complete. A poem. I'm not that good with poems. Basically, someone dies. I know, I'm mean.)

Co-Authored:

Playing With Fire (With Potions for Foxes! It may not look like it, but it is alive once more! MWUA HA HA! Like Frankenstein. Only much cooler. See PFF's profile for more details. And read her stuff while you're there. It's amazin'.)

In The Works:

Pick-Up Sticks (That's the title I'm going with for now. This is the SlothxLustxSloth fic. Oneshot. Still not complete because I suck.)

Double Blind (Envy-centric prequel to Playing With Fire! Three-part. Part One will be up as soon as I finish the last few scenes.)