I update my profile at random interval and type what ever i am thinking of so it may not actually make sense : D Its actually how my mind works and does makes storytelling hard sometimes.

Name: Jen

Age: Legal Adult : D I act like I'm 5 but we're all children at heart

Birthday: 25th September

Location: Northern England

Sarcasm: Applicable

I really do act like a kid but why should i be all depressed about stuff i'd rather be happy and smiling much more fun.

this is funny stuff : D and is probably what i would say...

Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine? Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put i at the beginning and u at the end.

Guy:Your eyes they're amazing. Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Girl: It's in the phone book

Guy: I know how to please a woman Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile)

I wrote a story go me...ah who am i kidding. The medal goes to everyone on formspring RP ...made me feel guilty

I do literally type what i say/think so beware the ramble...

I use a library computer lots so i'm kinda limited on the whole time thing sorry homework first *cries*

i read any story that catches me and believe me thats not always based on the titles or summaries...and i will read most things so long as they don't get too graphic cuz the whole tink with pictures thing is bad enough... lol...ahhh who am i kidding i'll probably read it anyways.

If a story is good the longer i take to read it...unless i have a headache in which case it could be a while : )

i can review honest i just take a while to do so...quite awhile as i try to install voice recognition software thing...hmmm

I should point out if you read anything i say?...type. i am a bit of a tomboy so don't be too worried : D girls don't dress like boys. boys dress like girls...men wear kilts too ya know ; )

I'm not the most interested person when it comes to the whole vampire thing - just find 'em boring not saying they ain't good just don't see it...

hmmm what was i gonna add? Oh i know...this isn't my only account (i know bad person but i only have 2) but since its my first its the one i luv most ; ) sad? yes. normal? no...lol

I am a Primevalian. We are rare and close to extinction but are slowly spreading into the hearts of civilians. If you are a Primevalian - copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever walked into a door frame, turned round, and walked into it AGAIN, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! mine was... ; D

When somebody asks you "what you reading?" you always reply "a book"

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

I ran with scissors, and yet i still live...

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. Then egg him.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman : D

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them as much

You can blame your pencil/pen for that spelling mistake.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

storage space for stuff i cannot save ; )

"For the guy claiming to be the smartest one in the room, heck the entire planet, you've not noticed something right in front of you"

"Looks like me, talks like me, and is not a clone"

"I was like this before I got dragged across space and time. Whic is exactly why you don't hear me saying my name. Rifters and Drifters is my family and I'll protect them anyway I can."

END seriously this ain't my laptop...

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." Anonymous

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Next time? We should plan better." - started with just this one but i got carried away -

FRIENDS: Asks you nicerly for sommit to eat
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "It's not lost I just haven't found it...yet. Don't forget the yet."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very interesting biography about you...or is blackmail a better word

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will direct said crowd off a cliff

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in even if you lock the door.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Who would they tell? The plantlife?

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing around and the reason I had to call mountain rescue.

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be responsible for my losing said liecense.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be laughing as they fell over too.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Is probably the reason I'm hiding in the first place.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night.
BEST FRIENDS: Wonders what took you so long to call.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already has a grave dug for the -unfortunate person- who made you cry

Disclaimer: Do I actually look like i own anything i write about...for those lawyers who are unable to understand my sarcastic remark i don not own them. End. Of. ; D

There is always someone that cares. Even if that someone is just you. There will always be someone there.

Ain't Life ment to be Lived?...or in my case...er...lived : D

So lets partyyyy!!!!!!!