Hello peeps. This is just some random funniness of the ARC team; Top Ten Lists, MSN chats, phone calls, pranks, etc. Here is chapter 1, Top Ten List. ENJOY!!!

The ARC Team's Top Ten Ways to Annoy a "Pen-Pushing Civil Servant"

1. Don't follow any of his rules. It won't matter anyways. He'll just lecture you about it for hours on end.

2. Never complete your paperwork. That way, he'll be forced to do it and it'll keep him occupied while you break every rule possible

3. Don't pay attention when he lectures in meetings. The lectures are usually just about things that a smart scientist can figure out on his or her own.

4. Purposely leave the loo in the most horrible condition possible right before he is about to use it. That way, he'll have to suffer cleaning it up because no one else would volunteer to do so (unless he would offer to raise their pay by 90%).

5. Switch all the sugar cubes in the "tea-break" room for salt cubes. He'll be sorry he ever put 5 sugar cubes in his tea. (It'll get him out of his habit).

6. Hack the security invisible laser beams in Lester's office to go into action mode during work house so he would set off the alarms and think someone's trying to break in.

7. Switch up his entire office. Move all the furniture, and mix up everything in his desk. Then, lock his desk drawers and cabinet file.

8. Prank call him and say "Hello, Sir James Lester? Yes this is the GOTT commit and we are calling to say that under the circumstance of your ties. Yes, you have over the legal limit of colored ties in the UK and we are calling to tell you we'll have to confiscate them." He'll either be balling, spending all his free time trying to find out who the caller was, or sitting at his desk trying to find out what GOTT stands for.

9. Start singing the Batman theme song in the middle of a meeting, closely followed by the Spider Man theme song with Connor singing dramatic music in the background. Meanwhile have Becker sneak off to the control room and start playing Ke$ha Tik Tok on full blast. Lester hates Ke$ha.

10. Sneak into his office and change his message machine's message from "Sir James Lester, only leave a message if it's urgent," to "Sir James Lester, Christine Johnson's love life, what's your favorite color?"

Well, there you go. This will probably be a story I will update when I feel like it because I have a few serious stories going on right now. Probably a weekly-updated one to the longest of a montly-updated one.....okay, not monthly, but about weekly. BUT I'll only update if I get reviews!!!! Thanks for reading!!!

~Logan ;)

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