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 I adore well written and imaginative Twilight fanfic and usually can be found over at the UU group on Ravelry knitting and bitching for updates from my favourite Mistresses of all things Twilight especially any and all things JaXXX Related. They know who they are because they own me. If you must know I am very partial to Jasper and Alice, GUC-style humor, and angst-ridden, misery-filled, dark, twisted lemons with a special love for grapefruit. Occasionally I slip up and trip over a little romantic ditty but I'll deny it vehemently. |
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Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,670 - Reviews: 4038 - Favs: 4,453 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The Cullens of Hazzard by shalu reviews
A fun, humorous take on the Cullens...HAZZARD COUNTY STYLE. Silly crossover with the Dukes of Hazzard classic TV series. AH/AU...rated M for innuendo, language, and limes/lemons. Collaboration between shalu & CarminMoon.
Crossover - Dukes of Hazzard & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,770 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/25/2017 - Published: 4/26/2009
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,881 - Reviews: 9643 - Favs: 9,850 - Follows: 6,561 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10388 - Favs: 2,836 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12863 - Favs: 5,882 - Follows: 5,241 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At The Deep End by naelany reviews
After an encounter at camp many years ago Jasper thought he would never see Edward again but little did he know who his new teammate would turn out to be...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 199,472 - Reviews: 2716 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20547 - Favs: 14,119 - Follows: 5,731 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Maelström by shalu reviews
Jasper's motorcycle breaks down in the pouring rain. A light in the distance leads him to something he thought he lost, but the discovery may drag him under. SLASH, JxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,650 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
En Pointe by GingerWombatkat reviews
For Beyond the Pale: The treaty left Bella his slave, but serving a vampire who demands perfection is a challenge. BxE VERY DARKWARD, Mature content, read at your own risk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,226 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Maybe Baby by octoberangyl reviews
Alice works at a fashion magazine in NY & Jasper is an architect from Texas. Both drawn to one another they decided they can survive the distance, but how quickly will their life progress? Are they prepared? Will their love see them through?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,500 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8412 - Favs: 6,228 - Follows: 4,357 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3690 - Favs: 4,647 - Follows: 4,628 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11799 - Favs: 10,140 - Follows: 6,812 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Self Medicating by Emmy1512 reviews
Alice and Jasper both have ways to cope with their issues. These ways are not always to their benefit. What happens when they are admitted to the same psychiatric ward. Full summary inside. Rated M for self-harm and drug use. Reviews are appreciated.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,641 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Exclusively by BoydBlog reviews
*WINNER - TFLN Contest* Edward was a sexual predator. The bars and clubs of Manhattan were his hunting ground. Would he let the ultimate prize slip through his fingers?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,670 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Devil by shalu reviews
In this modern fairytale warped, Twi'd & retold, Alice is held prisoner for a debt that isn't hers, and a talent she doesn't possess. A red-eyed devil offers his assistance, but at a price. AU. Written for the Foxy Fics fundraiser. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,514 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Alice - Complete
First Date by OneCharlieGirl reviews
He was my brother's best friend ...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Rosalie
Darkbloom by NelsonSmandela reviews
Post-BD. "Everyone in my world is ageless, unchanging, while I feel like I'm hurtling toward old age on a runaway train. I can feel my cells dividing." A half-vampire, half-girl on the cusp of maturity, Renesmee grapples with the life she's always known.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Eric Reads Twilight by Rebelina11 reviews
Eric sees the book "Twilight" tucked in Pam's purse and decides what the heck? Written to celebrate getting over 1000 reviews on my other FF "Alive After Dark." No need to read AAD to enjoy, but will make more sense. Rated M for language and adult themes.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Eric - Complete
Possess by rhythm junkie reviews
Alice is a little crazy. She definitely drives all the boys crazy. Maybe literally if what Victoria says is true. Jasper wants to find out. One-Shot A/H OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Peanut Butter and Jasper by ColdLemonade reviews
Everything tastes better with a little bit of Jasper on it. Alice/Jasper smut. ***Warning: This is a very explicit lemon! Adult content!***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood by nitareality reviews
A Fandom Gives Back novella for Javamomma0921 and Shamatt.A dark reinterpretation of the classic Grimm's Fairy Tale. Rated M for violence and lemony content. There is a wolf on the prowl and stubborn Bella will not stay out of the woods.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Animalistic Impulses by Twisted Twilight Tales reviews
A vicious beast is lurking and prowling on Fork's street. This monster is vengeful, something no one can beat. Can he be out smarted? Thwarted? Read the 3rd person P.O.V, Fairytale like poem, of the travesty bestowed on the damned town of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Someone To Watch Over Me by KnittingVamp7 reviews
Edward is assigned to guard Bella after a tragedy occurs and her life is in danger. Both haunted by memories that plague them, will they be able to help each other or drive each other insane? AH, OOC, Canon couples, M for future smut/lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,224 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
More Than Friends by Alsper reviews
Jasper is coming back home after five years away hoping he can mend old friendships, but when his past comes back to haunt him will he run away again? AH/AU/OOC J/A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,868 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Jasper, Alice
Red by shalu reviews
A tale of a Red Riding Hood ... Alice senses a presence in the woods, watching her. She sees red eyes in her dreams, and between the trees. Tonight she ventures out to meet him. O/S for MaleficentKnits birthday. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
More of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
These are outtakes and chapters that accompany my story, "Just One of the Guys." They may include back stories, different points of view, and the like.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,757 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009
Mooning Over My Hammy by shalu reviews
For the Love of OJward entry. Bella needs to sober up before going home. A late night stop at Denny's provides her with more than breakfast, thanks to an old crush. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When You Were Young by SarahCullen17 reviews
He doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman, like you imagined when you were young. A songfic for the song by the Killers. Because even the strong struggle with convictions, beliefs, and the road less traveled.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Détruit by Somah reviews
"It's all real. They did this, but I'm still here, always, Bella. Find me." Those cryptic words, whispered in a last breath, continue to haunt Bella Swan five years after the supposed death of her love, Edward Masen. AH-AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,210 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dangerous Beauty by Alsper reviews
AU. Set in the 1920s, Jasper is a lone vampire content in wandering alone in this world until he smells something delicious and finds someone who intrigues him. cannon pairings, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,744 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Let Your Dim Light Shine by Erikasbuddy reviews
In the tarot the butterfly represents change. In his arms the butterfly represents love. Jasper finally captures what he's been after but what happens when the crystal ball shatters? -AH-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Thing About Being A Werewolf by stilljustceci reviews
See, the thing about being a werewolf is that everyone expects you to be a hero. It’s part of the job description. And it should be easy. Only it isn't. Not in chronological order, more of a series of one-shots than a story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,897 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Seth
Boring Third Period by manywords reviews
Jasper is bored in third period Spanish class. He finds a way to entertain himself and Alice. Rated M for pure lemon-y goodness. Canon, pre-Twilight, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14541 - Favs: 17,005 - Follows: 8,764 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Things First by shalu reviews
Alice Cullen turns seventeen today. She wants nothing more than to give her virginity to Jasper Whitlock. Will it be the fantasy she imagined? Or will she be humiliated? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,482 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Good Looking Loony Toons Vampire Guy by jajo reviews
Sequel to The Good Looking Loony Toons Stalker Guy, winner of the TwiFic Best Crackfic WIP. The sequel will focus on E&B's relationship, as well as continue with A&J's story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,722 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Rabbit Hole by profmom72 reviews
Edward leaves Bella before revealing the Cullens are vampires. Bella’s curiosity gets the best of her, and she spends years chasing her suspicions, drawing attention from dangerous sources. Can Bella be saved from the Rabbit Hole she’s fallen into? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 132,260 - Reviews: 2772 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Revolving Door by cokesuicide reviews
She always runs to him to fix her problems. He always runs to her when she calls. What happens when their revolving door relationship threatens to stop turning? Entry for the Obsession Contest AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Falling Slowly by kem722 reviews
Jasper is a drifter without a home and Alice is everything he never knew he needed. One-Shot, A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,711 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Discovering Hogwarts by WishingHeart reviews
Alice Cullen is a new student attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for the seventh and final year. However, Head Boy Jasper Hale is forced to be her guide, and neither of them are happy with that little arrangement - are they?
Crossover - Twilight & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,239 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Alice, Jasper
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12662 - Favs: 7,483 - Follows: 3,588 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The End by Youre.Kidding.Me reviews
My entry for the 'What about Alice? Contest' ... Alice is...broken. She can't go on being haunted by her past and seeing her best friend be with the man she loves, and she has to end it. All of it. OOC, All human, oneshot only
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Come Clean by shalu reviews
AU/AH Esme has the hots for her son Jasper's coach, but she thinks she's too old for him. Odds are she's wrong. Jasper's birthday pool party might provide the occasion for them both to come clean. Written for the Support Stacie Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,640 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Emmett, Esme - Complete
In the Days of Auld Lang Syne: Fix You by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Reeling from traumatic events in high school, Alice hid away a part of her soul. Can Jasper help her find it again, when she didn't know she was looking? Story is rated M for language. A/J, AH, OOC. Part of larger series *In the Days of Auld Lang Syne*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,346 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Awakening by dihenydd reviews
My entry for the Twiku Kung Fu Contest. The summary is already longer than most of the entries...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Edward, Bella
Moments: Haikus Inspired by The Twilight Saga by Dahlia J Black reviews
My entries for the Twiku Kung Fu Contest. A look into random moments from random relationships. Various characters and pairings. M for occasional naughtyness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Complete
Taboo by sweetp-1 reviews
Some desires are taboo. "I crave just a touch." Entry for the Twiku-KungFu Contest. AU/OOC. Slash themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Edward, Seth
The Princess & the Pussycat by bethaboo reviews
Suave, charming, rich kid Edward Cullen has been pursuing Brooklyn bartender Bella Swan for months now, but has never gotten in--until tonight. Will it be everything he expects? Entry for Texts from Last Night Contest. Co-authored with JosieSwan. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,227 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 94 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Laundry isn't a Chore by JenRar reviews
Jasper spies on a virtual stranger one day in the laundry room of their apartment building. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - [Alice, Jasper] - Complete
The Reborn by Alsper reviews
Mary died when Jasper was a kid, so who is Alice and why is he so drawn to her? AH/AU Rated M for language, adult themes, and sexual content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,326 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by NelsonSmandela reviews
One-shot for the Fun With Your Clothes On contest. Newlywedward comes home to find a broken heater and a frigid Bella. AH. Rated M for citrusy goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Promise by yogacat reviews
A change in location doesn't mean your life is going to be any different. High School still sucks and people still mess with you. Written for Fun with Your Clothes On Contest. AH Adult/Content, Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,641 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Morning Run by rameau reviews
A new job, a quiet life, nothing to challenge him but his morning run in the thick white fog. Will the daily routine ensure him physical satisfaction? AH. FWYCO contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Jasper - Complete
December WitFit by DeadlyKittenKay reviews
My daily exercises for the WitFit workshop hosted by the fictionistaWorkshop. All canon pairings. Mainly centered around Jasper and Alice. Varies from A/H to A/U. Rated M because we never know, it might get vulgar later on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,214 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Three's Company by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Entry for the Public Lovin' Contest: Alice and Bella are a couple who know how to have a good time. One night while out on the town, Jasper catches their eyes & libidos. They decide to give him a night he'll never forget...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Everything's Not Lost by GemmaRobyn reviews
Jasper and his sister Rosalie return to Forks at the age of 18. He then meets Alice; the latest edition the Cullen family. What will happen when he begins to fall for her yet believes he is not worthy of love due to his dramatic past? A JPOV. Future smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,070 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Demons and Sinners by Alsper reviews
Everyone has a demon that makes you sin. Can Alice escape the violence to find her white rabbit? Will Jasper see through the pain for his true salvation? AH/AU Not intended for the weak hearted. Rated M for Sex, Drugs and Violence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 226,455 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Anguish by kirmit reviews
Jasper needs vengance for the wrongful death of his true love. But who's to blame? Rated M for violence, disturbing imagry and language. Entry for the Black Balloon contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Gone by squibstitcher reviews
O/S for the Black Balloon Competition. One mistake. One tragedy. Countless repercussions. Everything that they’d hoped, dreamed and built together would be shattered in an instant. All their securities, everything that mattered…gone. AH/canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Bella - Complete
Satellite by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Entry for the Black Balloon contest. Edward has loved Bella since the first time he saw her in the seventh grade. He always thought they'd be together forever. AH E/B. EXTREME ANGST. Proceed with caution; emotional nut-kicking within.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4111 - Favs: 4,133 - Follows: 3,928 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
I Want to Linger by luluubelle reviews
Bella's college roommates talk her into staying in the Chicago-area to work with them over the summer. Swimming, horses, arts & crafts, new friends, and more await at Camp Aro Wood. Canon couples. Rated M for language & potential lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,002 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Observance by JayneRulis reviews
Bella's new hobby has her finding out more than she bargained for. AU/AH/OOC Rated M for Language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,047 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella
My Smokey Mountain Home by CarminMoon reviews
Coming to decisions about his life, Emmett runs back to the one he loves, hoping his love will be returned. O/S written for MsKathy's Haiti Relief fund.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Tempest in the Key of E by shalu reviews
O/S, AU/AH/OOC. Bella has fairly specific tastes when it comes to men. What happens when Alice's pianist brother rocks her foundation a bit? Submission for MsKathy's Haiti fic fundraiser.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three Forks, MT by CarminMoon reviews
Bella has left Phoenix and her past behind to live with her father in Three Forks, MT. She needs a new start and it just might be the place for her to find it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,457 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Damsel in Distress by AmberStar63 reviews
Entry for the Twific Auto Erotica Challenge. A day off, a slightly unusual shopping list and Rosalie’s BMW – What could possibly go wrong? AU/AH, Rated M. **Won JUDGE'S PICK in the Twific Auto Erotica Challenge!**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
What in the Ward! by jezzeria reviews
What happens when some of the Edward’s meet? Let’s take a gander! More inside! AU Also it helps if you have read some of the stories that are aforementioned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Edward
Innocence in Sin by rain.soaked.hello reviews
She was all innocence sitting in the devil's domain, but that won't last for long. I, Jasper Whitlock, make those good girls go just a little bit bad. Jasper/Alice lemon. AU. Holy-OOC. MAJOR LANGUAGE ALERT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
As Seen Against Steel and Glass by rain.soaked.hello reviews
One-shot continuation of Innocence in Sin with a little more nature loving and lot more dirty deeds on the cool, steel hood. For the Twific Auto Erotica Challenge. AU/AH/Holy-OOC. RATED M for language and a big citrus basket.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
This one time by ForMyValentineTwilight reviews
“Why not play the part if you look the part?” he laughed handing me the rose, “Let’s go the full way tonight Alice, because who knows, we might even like it” Rated M for Lemon and language. 2nd Annual For My Valentine contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Sunday Sundae by shalu reviews
O/S Entry for the FML Contest. AU/AH. Emmett and Rosalie have dessert...obviously, it goes a bit awry. M for language and a bit o' citrus smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Better Than Fantasy by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Roommates Emmett, Jasper and Alice learn that sometimes reality is better than fantasy. Judge's choice in the PIC's Two's Company, Three's a Party Polyamorous Contest! Em/J/A AU/AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Surrender by Calikisses reviews
Why does an attempt to make your dreams come true have to be so difficult? A tale of want, schemes, lust, manipulation, and desire. **First Place WINNER in the "To Go Amongst Mad People" Contest** A collaboration between Calikisses and PrettyFace27. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,379 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Secret Keeper by sweetp-1 reviews
Alice lives a lonely, empty life until the day she unexpectedly finds happiness waiting for her. Will Jasper give her everything she's ever wanted? Will she reveal her biggest secret to him? Placed 4th in the To Go Amongst Mad People Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Going Home by shalu reviews
Hastily needing to get out of town, Alice offers the contents of her wallet to the cab driver to get her as far away as possible. Where will they end up? 2ND-PLACE WINNER of the "To Go Amongst Mad People" contest. **TO BE CONTINUED**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Little Sister No More by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Jasper has always seen her as his little sister. How can Alice convince him she's all grown up? AH/AU. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,559 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Tie Me Down to this World by Struck Upon a Star reviews
AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,005 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
A Dark Decision by A Little Distracted reviews
Jasper is a hungry vampire hunting humans. He comes across a human that starts an obsession that would ultimately change his life. AU Rated M for a touch of Lemons and graphic imagery.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,491 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
I've Just Seen A Face by DeadlyKittenKay reviews
I've been alone and I have missed things and kept out of sight, But other girls were never quite like this" Will the quite coffee store manager makes his move? AH/AU Oneshot. M for Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
It's Only Forever by To Go Amongst Mad People reviews
Alice has to fight to find the one thing she cares about most, will she reach it in time? This story may be disturbing to some people as it does deal with issues of self harm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Sacrifice for Love by MyEdiction reviews
Kindergarten teacher Alice lusts over one of her students fathers on a regular basis. Is today the day she's going to finally get the hot rocker/dad Jasper? Kind of OOC. AH/Cannon pairings. Oh and lemon's of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,135 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Poughgasm: The Final Frontier by shalu reviews
Yeah, the title sounds ridonk, but it tickles me all dirty-like. This is a final epi for Mrs. The King's Poughkeepsie, as requested by the Fandom Gives Back Auction winner. I collaborated and wrote the midde/Jasper&Alice bit. M for a f***ing reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
Watching by OneCharlieGirl reviews
You never know when you are being watched.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Complete
All in the Golden Afternoon by To Go Amongst Mad People reviews
Alice has a request for help from a very unexpected person.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Alice Smiled by To Go Amongst Mad People reviews
A look into Mary Alice’s mind, before she became the vampire we know and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Snowed In by eclipsedawn reviews
Bella travels to Alaska to vacation in the cabin Alice loaned her. What happens when Bella finds out she is not the only person staying in the cabin? Alternate Universe/Human. I do not own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,314 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 2,946 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Foresight by Dahlia J Black reviews
Alice has an "orgasmic" vision and decides to make it a reality, with Jasper's consent. Written for Ninapolitan's Friday Free for All Series. AU/Eclipse. M for SMUT. AlicexJasper with a surprising twist. You have been warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Final Recommendations by Les Femmes Noires reviews
The Winners and Honorable Mentions for Les Femmes Noires Contest.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
Just This Once by profmom72 reviews
Do Edward and Bella really mean their chance Christmas break one night stand will only be "just this once?" A o/s entry for AnythingGoesUnderTheMistletoe. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,040 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 222 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Matches by squibstitcher reviews
Sometimes the threat of devastation is scarier than the deed. As humans, we have the remarkable ability to adapt, to persevere and rise from ruin. But the potential for evil, for betrayal and affliction, is often more harmful and the key to our undoing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Elizabeth, Edward - Complete
Untouchable by Lambently reviews
When Bella's unrequited high school love comes back to town, how will she be able to cope with seeing him again? AH/OOC, rated M for graphic and potentially disturbing content. Winner of the third place judges' choice in the Les Femmes Noires O/S Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fighter by Chicklette reviews
Jasper Whitlock Hale has spent his life fighting. Fighting a war, fighting with Maria, fighting for Alice, fighting who he is. How do you stop fighting when it's all you know? Darksper, M for sex, violence. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Jasper - Complete
The Wizard of Forks by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Support Stacie crackfic. Your favorite Twilight characters take a cracktacular journey from Kansas to the mythical land of Forks. Rated M for language, Roman Polanski jokes, and excessive urination. AH-ish, OOC. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,082 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
The Good Mother by Legna989 reviews
Entry for the Les Femmes Noires contest. How far will Esme go to show how much her son needs her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,097 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Esme - Complete
Her Own Particular Shade of Ebony by theladyingrey42 reviews
Jasper's vampire senses and crimson eyes set him apart. His ability to pull back the veil of the world and taste emotions like colors makes him alone. Until he encounters a human girl whose darkness is the most intense shade of ebony he's ever known.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Carry On My Wayward Son by Tribble Master reviews
The Prayers of the Damned. I went down to the river to pray, studying about the good ole way. I pray the Lord my soul to keep, each night as I weep. What they pray season four set.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Fire and Ash by wuogkat reviews
For Les Femmes Noires one shot contest. The Cullens must destroy Bella to end twenty years of torment for Edward. AU, OOC, allusion to assault, dark themes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,994 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mad As Hatters by decemberisforcynics reviews
Being around insanity can only bring insanity. M for language, murder. Happy Halloween.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nov Twilight 25 by DeadlyKittenKay reviews
A Collection of drabbles and o/s based on various prompts. Be Warned some will use adult concepts and/or language. rated T - M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Live Like No Tomorrow by naelany reviews
Edward and Jasper have always been friends. Follow them as they embark on a journey through serious illness and witness the amazing power of love and the hope it provides. Any such journey is an emotional one so get yourself a fresh box of kleenex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Five and Dime by Alsper reviews
AU O/S That ties into to a letter given to Alice in Chapter 18 of Demons and Sinners. Written for MusicalSara as the winning bidder of the Support Stacie Author Auction. A/H Can be read even if you've never read Demons and Sinners.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A Southern Moon by duskwatcher2153 reviews
An entry for the "In the Dark" Contest.However, since I am already have a Darkward story, this is Darksper.Just after the Civil War, Jasper makes a discovery in a farmhouse.I know we've all wondered if he had this kind of power. Rated M for lemon PWP
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2009
Ed, Jas, and Em & The OnCrotch Call Center by shalu reviews
This ridiculous CrackFic is dedicated/inspired by the awesome Unicorns Unlimited ladies. The boys man the phones for fanfic readers overcome by...crotchsplosions. RATED M for good reason. **ETA: leaving Status open for poss future chaps**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,269 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009
The Bride of Edward Cullen by SinisterSisterhood reviews
Evil, AU, OOC Bella is less than thrilled with her new vampire life and seeks violent revenge! A blondie/goldenmeadow collab and joint FIRST PLACE WINNER of Les Femmes Noires Contest. Fuckhot summary inside. Enter at your own risk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,226 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Bella - Complete
Numb by 2kool4skool reviews
Jasper's POV after Alice's phone call on her flight to Italy during New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Charlie's Girl by OneCharlieGirl reviews
Charlie knew that she'd have to grow up sometime. It was just happening sooner than he'd expected.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Charlie S.
You Know What You Are by shalu reviews
"For the Love of Jasper" One-Shot Contest: Who is in control? Jasper thinks he has settled into his existence, but Alice brings an earthquake of doubt to crack his foundation. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,142 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Masked Dreamers by Alsper reviews
A collection of Outtakes for the story The Reborn. AH/AU Rated M for language for now
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Undeserving by kirmit reviews
A poem oneshot for the Les Femmes Noires One-Shot Contest; Alice is a hopeless runaway. Dark theme, no HEA, no death or murder, just angsty and dark.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Alice - Complete
The Valediction by HumanShield reviews
Entry for LES FEMMES NOIRES ONE-SHOT CONTEST. Post-Breaking Dawn. EPOV. The consequences of forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,948 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In the Days of Auld Lang Syne: Charmed Life by stilljustceci reviews
The first time I met Mary Louise Brandon, sitting framed by green in that window at Meadowview, I knew somehow that she would change my life. JPOV for ItDoALS. Jasper x Alice, AH AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Jasper
It's Only Rock and Roll by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH Jasper, a popular musician, doesn't believe that he is deserving of love. Alice tries to convince him otherwise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Cullen Family Players Present by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
The citizens of Forks appear in Sweded adaptations of your favorite cheesiest films, musicals, and sitcoms. Highly silly. M for language. No, really, this is really quite silly. You have been warned. So far: Vampire Speed, The Twitrix. More to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,781 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009
The Collar by Letholog1ca reviews
My entry to DefinatelySpoilt's D/s Birthday Contest. Alice has wanted Master Jasper's collar for a very long time. What happens when Master Edward informs her she will have a weekend try out with Jasper to see if she is a suitable submissive for him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Bodyguard of Lies by Mandi1 reviews
Alice Cullen: celebutante, fashionista, rich girl, tabloid fodder. Jasper Whitlock: bodyguard, indie boy, intellectual, tattooed twenty-something. A relationship between them is not supposed to happen and most certainly not supposed to work out. AU, AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,322 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Fear No Evil by Letholog1ca reviews
My name is Jasper Whitlock. I have been a professional assassin for almost 12 years. This is the story about the very last job I took. To kill my mob boss's wife Alice. This is the story about how I lost it all...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Penpals by Calliope Jones reviews
for the "For the Love of Jasper" contest. My random take on Jasper/Alice. Jasper is a soldier in the Middle East and Alice becomes his pen-pal. See? I don't hate Alice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Invincible: Theme from The Legend of Alice Cullen by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Alice confronts her fear of clowns the only way a Cullen can. AU. One-shot drabble for MaleficentKnits for her Support Stacie donation.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
The Good Looking Loony Toons Stalker Guy by jajo reviews
Ever wondered why Jasper and Alice are perfect for each other. He calms her down and keeps her grounded. Duh! But why is Jasper so attracted to Alice? Best Crackfic WIP Twific Indie Award Winner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,798 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
His Rosalie by OneCharlieGirl reviews
“From the moment he saw that blonde hair under a baseball cap, he was sure - as sure as he knew his own name - that he had to know her. And once he did, he knew he couldn’t live without her.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Wolfgirl And The Corset by Darkira reviews
"Come, I'll show you something." I told her. "That is if you can take the bloodsucker scent." I said in a teasing, daring tone. I was pushing her buttons and we both knew it. - Entry for Les Femmes Noires contest. Femmeslash, Alice&Leah, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Alice, Leah - Complete
In the Days of Auld Lang Syne: Attractive Nuisance by Grendelsmother reviews
Emmett McCarty is tired of the same old meat market. When he meets Rosalie Hale, beautiful but difficult, he feels both attraction and repulsion. Can he put aside his own pride to get to know the real Rosalie? Part of a series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,200 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
The Enemy Within by pange reviews
As a lawyer, Alice is supposed to find the bad guy. But what happens when it's Jasper and she feels betrayed not just by him, but by her heart's reaction to him? AH, OOC, AxJ, rated M for language and possible mature scenes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Childhood Obsession by MArmas616 reviews
Edward is stalked by his childhood friend after he discontinues their friendship. Rated MA for adult content, AH, OOC, Edward and mystery girl, who's the stalker? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward - Complete
The New Hellion: A Jalice OneShot by Calikisses reviews
Have you ever had that intense physical attraction to someone you just met? Not even met, just seen? I have." AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,867 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Someone by distant.dream118 reviews
For the Love of Jasper" contest entry. Jasper has lost everyone he loves. On the day he is supposed to leave for training he meets someone who just might give him something to hold on to. AU AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A Slow Burn by sweetp-1 reviews
She wants to touch him so badly - will she get burnt or will he set her heart on fire? Winner of the Cherry Popper award for the Loved for the Unloved contest. O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Angela - Complete
More Than A Feeling by profmom72 reviews
Jasper is inexplicably drawn to the diner where Alice works. She has a “feeling” something big is coming. But they just keep missing each other. Will destiny prevail? AH O/S Entry for the "For the Love of Jasper Contest."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
One More Shot by DeadlyKittenKay reviews
They thought their relationship started with a one night stand, but the more they learn the more the past is revealed. When it shows that Fate may be involved, will Alice and Jasper give it One More Shot? AH/AU COLLAB WITH KIRMIT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 285,945 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Final Cleansing by squibstitcher reviews
A mother's love is a powerful thing; there is nothing she won't do to protect her children from the evils of this world. One-shot for the Les Femmes Noires darklady contest. AH/OOC/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Renée - Complete
The Virginity Pact Continues! by herinfiniteeyes reviews
The multi-chapter continuation of my O/S "The Virginity Pact." The girls of Whitlock are in for a surprise when the boys of Masen decide to help them out with a little problem. Inspired LOOSELY by American Pie. AH/AU/OOC M for sexually explicit stuff
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,524 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Last Time by TwiHardPotterHead reviews
Entry for the Peenaters Alice/Jasper Song Contest. As Alice faces the hardest day of her life - will she find the strength she needs to say what she needs to? J/A; AU-AH; NonCanon/OOC - Slight lemonade Dark theme
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Christmas With the Cullens by BlueIsSoul reviews
Ever since she can remember, Bella Swan has spent her Christmas with the Cullens. This Christmas its time to sort out those Edward related "complications". But what happens when Edward has a new introduction to make? Rating: Mature Pairing: EB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,691 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Glorious by behappy101 reviews
It’s been two years and Draco can’t save her. Not this time. Reflection of a good story, well told. MATURE. Dark content. Draco/Herm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Scars of Ink and Flame by theladyingrey42 reviews
I began with his brow, my fingers tracing lightly the wounds where metal had pierced his flesh. He was my own self in the mirror, through the looking glass, his fingers on my piercings where I had run my own body through." Tattward & Inkella. AU/AH AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Over the Twisting Line of His Spine by theladyingrey42 reviews
The ink was like a wound. It spread out over so much of his body - spiderwebs of pain, twisted curls of blackened loss and tendrils always reaching, ever searching across his skin." For Tattward & Inkella One-Shot Contest. AU/AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Requiem by shalu reviews
AH/AU. OneShot for the Tattward and Inkella contest. Alice has a mission written on her arm in ink, with one last task to fulfill. Is the new apprentice up for the task? AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,744 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Love Letter by ElleCC reviews
Tattward & Inkella entry. "I used to stare at the sketchbook. Now I stare in the mirror. I study each line, each sweep of the pen, of the needle. Was it just a design or did each line have meaning?" AH, Jasper, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Tanqueray & Tonic and Other Assorted Cocktales by wtvoc reviews
side notes from Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by jandco and withthevampsofcourse. outtakes, if you will. starting with emmett. rated M for well... sexytimes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,062 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
The Follow Up by hammondgirl reviews
Alice, a nurse in a small clinic, is all set to leave for the weekend when a patient walks in just before closing. Her reaction toward him catches her completely off-guard, and leaves her flustered & nervous to see him again. AxJ, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,979 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4153 - Favs: 4,355 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pain Relief by faite-comme-moi reviews
Alice and Jasper travel to Biloxi for answers to her past. Will the answers hurt or help? Can an ending be a begining? AH One-shot for the Love Through Lemons Contest. Rated M for Sexual Healing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Edward's Treament Vampward's POV by jajo reviews
By popular request, the "treatment" Alice receives in the Good Looking Loony Toons Stalker Guy told from Edward's POV. Someone gets licked, someone gets angry, and there are some lemons involving more than two people at the end--what's not to love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chasers by DeadlyKittenKay reviews
This is a series of one shots that goes with the story One More Shot. This will have various POV's and possible guest writers! Rated M for Language, drug and alcohol use, adult situations, and sexual references. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,521 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009
In the Days of Auld Lang Syne: Bonafide Rarity by KnittingVamp7 reviews
Rosalie is the ice queen who owns the Unicorn Pub. She's got her reasons for her attitude, but will she melt enough to reveal them to Emmett McCarty? Part of the "In the Days of Auld Lang Syne" series, AH/AU, canon couples. M for language & maybe lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
The Meat Market A OneShot by jajo reviews
Find out a little more about the Others' "meat market" that Emmett and Rosalie run. From the Others Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Edward, Rosalie
When Edward Met Jada:One Shot Not a Love Story by jajo reviews
This story is based on the "The Good Looking Loony Toons Stalker Guy" universe and explains how Alice's resident adviser was distracted the night that Jasper came to her "rescue". Part of THE OTHERS series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Jasper
When Jasper Met Alice: A OneShot by jajo reviews
Until I met Alice Brandon I could not see color, except for the red tint that would flash across my vision when I was truly infuriated or when I… killed. Part of Others Series can be read on its own
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Loving You Against My Will by whitereflections12 reviews
AU Jasper/Alice Jasper met the Cullen family on his own, over a century before. Now, 90 years after finding Bella, they have returned to their old hometown of Forks. and it should have been an uneventful return, if only she hadn't been there...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,193 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Jasper, Alice
Righteous Dollar Bills by Mummyluvr reviews
When Castiel woke on Dean Winchester rack to find a green-eyed boy staring at him, he realized his mission was far from over. Gen one-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Right Man by kyla713 reviews
Written for the Peenaters Smutfic contest. Alice has given up on love, until one day a handsome stranger walks into the same cafe. Could he be 'The Right Man? based on The Right Man by Christina Aguilera AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Be SomebodyOneshot by CapnSureYouAre reviews
This is my entry in the Peenaters "Alice Jasper Smut Contest." That's right, SMUT, so evacuate the kiddie pool. Tragedy and stubborness tore Alice and Jasper apart as teens, but Alice is still determined to make him want her. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Wonderful Day Walking My Way by rain.soaked.hello reviews
A little Alice and Jasper loving one-shot. This is what happens when worlds collide on a wonderful day in the middle of May. RATED M for strong language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
In Motion by kirmit reviews
Written as an example for the peenateers smut contest. A/J, AH, LEMON! Jasper and Alice are supposed to be bitter rivals, what happens when you add attraction and a car ride? JPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Requiem by Twila Reaux reviews
Eclipse, pg. 300: "...I still had to feel the fear and horror of my prey...And I lived their emotions as I killed them." The story of Jasper feeding as seen through the eyes of one of his victims.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Jasper - Complete
In The Days Of Auld Lang Syne: Bold As Love by JayneRulis reviews
Edward spins the tunes for a big New Years Eve costume party. But what happens when a young Maid turns his world on end? Story is rated M for language. AH, OOC. Part of the larger series *In the Days of Auld Lang Syne*.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,293 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Edward
Classroom Fantasies by kyla713 reviews
Alice is a professor at Dartmouth, who has an unhealthy attraction to one of her students. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Good Cop, Bad Cop by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Alice and Jasper had a thing before she moved to New York, she comes back to find he’s Engaged. Alice drowns her sorrows and gets arrested. Officer Whitlock is alone on the night shift and has to keep an eye on her. For Forbidden Love Affair Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,226 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Alice - Complete
Hysteria by DeadlyKittenKay reviews
This is an example for The Peenaters Jalice Songfic Smut Contest. WARNING THIS IS RATED M FOR A REASON! STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT. After a four years what does Muse's song Hysteria and Jasper and Alice have in common? Jasper -x- Alice, AH/AU OOC ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
In The Days of Auld Lang Syne: Counterpoint by PortiaKhalo reviews
It all starts at the infamous Unicorn Pub New Year's Eve Party, and this is Bella side of the tale.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Bella
A Very Merry Unbirthday! by DeadlyKittenKay reviews
For Magan Bagan's "My Happy Birthday" contest. One shot! Jasper tries to pull off the perfect birthday surprise for Alice, but what will happen when she finds herself in a land of wonder? NOMINATED FOR A TWI FIC AWARD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Pushing to the Inside by JayneRulis reviews
Edward goes to visit his uncle after an incident in Chicago. Little does he know his sheltered life is going to be knocked down and ripped open....ROLLER DERBY STYLE. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/12/2009
Her Boy by JazzHollow reviews
Professor Whitlock comes home to find his wife has planned an evening he will not forget. Lemons and Lots of BDSM - this story isn't for everyone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Into Dust by Twila Reaux reviews
Jasper and Alice have reached the next step in their relationship, but Alice struggles to come to terms with his checkered past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Finest Wine by behappy101 reviews
Edward discovers the true price of heaven. PERIOD SEQUEL. Dark Edward. MATURE THEMES
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,560 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Because of You by Twila Reaux reviews
Because of him she understands emotions and because of her he knows joy. Alice and Jasper, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Pain Still Grows by Mummyluvr reviews
He couldn’t do it anymore. He couldn’t stand the flashes of red, the need to kill. He could practically taste the blood. Dark Themes. Slight Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Mistake by Twila Reaux reviews
Alice does the unthinkable and Jasper, as always, is by her side. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Knitting Lessons by Grendelsmother reviews
In an act of shameless pandering to people that she didn't know existed, Esme feels compelled to teach Rosalie how to knit, in the hopes that she will find it soothing and maybe, just maybe, learn to play better with others.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Esme, Rosalie - Complete
First Kiss by Twila Reaux reviews
My take on Alice and Jasper's first kiss. Rated for safety, no smut. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
What Dreams Are Made Of by Mummyluvr reviews
The only downside to having a freaky angel stalker that can dreamwalk? You run the risk of having him interrupt your sexual fantasies… about your freaky dreamwalking angel stalker. Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Lucky Ones by Twila Reaux reviews
Alice is bored in class and luckily for her, Jasper knows just what to do.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Papercut Skin by the-glory-days reviews
Alice tries to spice up things in the bedroom, but what happens when she suggests something so completely outrageous? What happens when she suggests role playing as Edward and Bella? -WON SECOND PLACE in the Jasper and Alice Roleplaying Lemon Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Period by behappy101 reviews
A reality of female life not observed in Twilight. DARK EDWARD. Mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,143 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008
A Shared Dream by Twinkling reviews
Bella has a nightmare, Jasper's POV. Set after Eclipse. Everyone is at the Cullen's home. ExB, JxA In true Twilight form it's full of love, pain and drama. Everyone is in-character, may contain spoilers. Please R&R. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8497 - Favs: 7,757 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Grim Tales by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
There once was a girl that comes out of the well every seven days, on the seventh day little boy death found his first love. BXE One-shot! Cute and totally different from anything you'll ever read on here. AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
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