THINGS I LOVE (and PAIRINGS I LIKE IN THEM, IN ORDER MIND YOU! SEME/"PITCHER" FIRST, UKE/"CATCHER" LAST)

Doctor Who (Strangely, no shippings... I mean Amy and Rory are ADORABLE but I don't actively ship them... 11 is my favorite, what can I say? Except pleasedontkillmetennantfans. Yeah. I think I'll say that.)

Black Butler Sebastian/Ciel [and sometimes Ciel/Sebastian because lets face it, Bassy is Ciel's bitch and he's a TOTAL masochist - I mean, haven't you noticed how much he clearly enjoys it when Ciel smacks him...? :), Claude/Alois, William/Grell, and here's the weird one, Undertaker/Viscount Druitt. (don't ask. "The Making of Black Butler II" 23:29 - 23:40 just got me thinkin'... and shippin'... :P)

Harry Potter (Gellert/Albus D., Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy in no particular order - they're switchers. XD)

Sherlock (John/Sherlock because Sherlock is soooo broken and he's a virgin and he's adorably pathetic when he doesn't understand something and I truly think that the Badass-ness that John has when he's shooting people would also come out in the bedroom XD)

Death Note (Light/L because I'm not sure L even knows what sex is in more than a clinical way - he has no idea how to do it. - LIKE SHERLOCK)

Ouran High School Host Club (Kyouya/Tamaki, Hikaru/Kaoru but with Kaoru bad ass and assertive, not pathetic and blushy, Mori/Hani (if Hani suddenly went through puberty) and KYOUYA IS MINE BITCHES!!!)

Hetalia (Germany/Italy, England/France (OTP), Russia/China, America/Japan, Switzerland/Austria, Lithuania/Poland)

Yu-Gi-Oh! (Thiefshipping Bakura/Marik(I call the hikari MARIK, ok?!?!?!), Deathshipping (Malik/Ryou, duh.), YAMI IS MY MAN!!!...and so is SETO!!!! AND WOULDN'T THAT BE AN AWESOME 3SOME!?!?! AND WHY AM I STILL IN ALL CAPS!??!?!?!?!!? *cough* DIE TEA!!!!! *cough*)

Code Geass (Suzaku/Lelouch THESE TWO ARE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND SOULMATES AND STUFF OMG I CAN'T EVEN. Gino/Kallen, OMG A HET PAIRING!!! SOMEONE CALL THE AUTHORITIES!!!! Schneizel/Kanon even though there is no character I hate more than Schneizel I can't deny that Kanon is head over heels for him, as sad as that is, Guilford/Lloyd - don't ask - I don't know why.)

Merlin (Arthur/Merlin - can anyone watch this show and not ship these two into the next millennia - LITERALLY?!!?!? Percival/Gwain - also don't know why.)

SUPERNATURAL (Dean/Cass - Cass is more powerful and would kick Dean's ass in a fight but he has no idea what sex is. Lucifer/Sam and to a lesser extent Sam/Lucifer - Sam is awesome and I think Luci would let him top a few times but he's still Luci's bitch - IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD!!!! :) )

writing and speaking randomly in other languages (there are no pairings in this. EXCEPT THE HETALIA ONES LOL!)

PET PEEVES IN FANFICTION:

1) "he found it difficult to breath."

2) "he defiantly didn't want to go that way."

3) 'orbs' is NOT a suitable replacement for 'eyes' just because you're feeling too lazy to re-write properly.

4) Characters or relationships made lovey-dovey/blushycute when they shouldn't be.

Example: SEBASTIAN/CIEL IS NOT A HAPPY PAIRING!! HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN BLACK BUTLER??? People fucking die every five seconds. Sebastian is an EVIL DEMON and Ciel is a FUCKED UP SADISTIC SON OF A BITCH!! And you wanna make them all: "I love you, Young Master." "Oh, Sebastian! I love you too! I always have!" *blush And they lived Happily Ever After. The End. NO! Don't get me wrong, I ship them too, but that's just sooooooo out of character that it makes my teeth hurt. If they were to fall in love, it would involve a lot more killing and a lot less blushing. And it would take like, a century. And it would be a really abusive relationship. Sebastian would be Ciel's bitch. Forever. And he'd learn to like it, LOL. :)

5) Semes that shouldn't be semes/ukes that shouldn't be ukes.

Example: France/England. Yes, France is a pervert. Yes, he's older than England. But seriously people, look at the characters. First, ask yourself: Who's more effeminate and weaker? (not that I'm equating those two things!) Answer: France. Who's more badass? Answer: England. Does tsundere mean uke? Answer: FUCK NO! Does pervert mean seme? Answer: NO WAY! And finally, Who's too much of a control freak to let himself submit and who's sexually flexible and comfortable enough to be uke if that's what the other wants? Answer: England and France, respectively. :)

6) People who decide semes vs ukes in a given pairing based on HEIGHT. WTF?

Example: Austria/Switzerland. What the hell, people? Has it not been proven in the anime that Austria is THE WEAKEST COUNTRY EVER???? He wouldn't even top Hungary, let alone Switzerland, who is equally badass and violent, but exponentially less nice to Austria. Switzerland would soooo be on top. Like England, he's way too much of a control freak to have it any other way, and since he's WAYYYY stronger than Austria, he would get what he wanted.

7) People who ship like, every possible shipping or ship their favorite character with everyone or ship people JUST because they are attractive even if they don't even know each other.

I know this is kind of hypocritical and unfair, but allow me to explain: When I ship people, I always have a reason that'a based on what I feel is true to the characters. I almost always ship people because I think they would genuinely love each other, complications aside. Even my weird pairings like Undertaker/Viscount are because I think they would be adorable together because Alastair's always kidnapping people and the Undertaker would totally kidnap him and because the Undertaker could punch a big hole in his 'beauty is everything' thing once the Stockholm syndrome kicked in. When I ship pairings that are more one night stand-ish/without feelings its because it would be true to the characters that they would never have feelings for each other but would totally sleep with each other, ie. Claude/Sebastian or what have you. And I only ship this pairing in the context that they used to sleep together but hadn't for a LONG time when they met again through their masters and then season two plays out and they maybe have a one night stand during it because they're both so sexually frustrated over Ciel but then Claude dies and Sebastian is very happy about that and I go on with my Sebaciel.

It is for this reason that it annoys me when people ship one character with a bunch. It just feels like they're cheating on each other to me. I'm not saying that other people should feel the way I do, but I wont read stuff where that happens.

It is for the same reason that shipping people just for the sake of smut with 'hot' people annoys me. I want the characters to have that emotional connection. I don't read it, but I have nothing at all against yuri - but this whole C2/CC and Kallen thing pisses me the fuck off. That would so never happen. I doubt that C2 gives a shit either way but Kallen would never sleep with her. If you need a yuri pairing to ship, ship one that fucking makes sense!!! Like Kaguya and Empress Tianzi. They actually have fan service. I mean really. People only ship the C2/Kallen thing because they're the two female leads. It's not cool. Ship the characters for the CHARACTERS. Not their looks. Please.