HELLO PEOPLES!

I guess I'll tell you about myself...

Age: Teenager

Name: Look at the top of the page! Are ya blind?

Home: Somewhere in HAWAII! It's not as big as people make it out to be unless you're absolutely filthy rich...sigh

Hobbies: Walking around downtown with two of my friends. Hanging out with all of my friends. Reading. Writing. Swimming. Skateboarding. And many other things.

Dreams: I want to go to Egypt! Spain! And the islands around Hawaii!

Extra people that live in my head (it's like a Naruto/Kyuubi thing. They're there and I can talk with them, and NO I'm not crazy!) :

16 THINGS TO DO AT WALL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed (you know you did XD)...
Or are planning to do any of these things

~24 things to do in an elevator!~

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

Re-post this if you laughed. XD

What I like:

Naruto

Kare Kano(but here it's known as His and Her Circumstances)

Teen Titans

Powerpuff Girls(Powerpuff! Powerpuff! Blossom! Commander and the leader! Bubbles! Why, she's the joy and the laughter! Buttercup! Oh, she's the toughest fighter! Powerpuff's save the day! Fighting crime! Trying to save the world! Here they come just in time! The Powerpuff Girls. Powerpuff!) :)

Saint Tail

Only the Ring Finger Knows(It's a gay story, literally, but I don't care) !

Absolute Boyfriend(Night dies at the end! WAAAAAHHHHHH!)

Wild Ones(I really hope that Grandpa Raizo lets Raku and Sachi get together!!)

Monkey High(I love Haruna and Macharu!!)

Sand Chronicles(I love this one! I'm rooting for both Daigo and Fujii to get Ann. I don't care which, but I'm kinda hoping for Daigo more @_@)

Our Kingdom(I don't think it's here, but I loves it so much)

If you're obsessed with the BBRea couple copy this into your profile.

If you hate the RobRea couple copy this into your profile.

My BBRea Pledge:I, xHinata Uzumakix, hereby promise to write BBRea fics,and will save the fans of this pairing from the horror that is RobRea. I will write diligently and try to drown out the many RobRea fics that are being written everyday. I will be a BBRea warrior with my mighty pen as a weapon(because swords are hard to write with),and will fight for my paring through hardships, RobRea warriors, and the dreaded writers block. Should I ever break this pledge, then may thousands of reviewers flame all my fics and never read them again. (Found on Hero07's page)

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If you could read that put it in your profile.

Here are some really cool things/stuff/whatever it is, that I found from some story's and books.

'"But I don't want to go among mad people" Alice remarked.

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat. "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.

"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

Alice didn't think that proved it at all; however , she went on. "And how do you know that you're mad?"

"To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?"

"I suppose so," said Alice.

"Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."'

Alice and the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll

'"You...you two are such klorbagbarglernelks!" she yelled angrily.'

Friends understand what you say, but best friends understand what you don't say.

'I told him I could eat fifteen tofu eggs in under twelve seconds...I choked on the fourteenth.' ~roxeant

'Hello, Star! I was wondering if you could help me with a problem? Somethings bothering me and keeping me awake at night and I have no clue what it is. Any suggestions for me?' ~roxeant

'"How are you this morning? Happy, I hope? After all, it is a sunny day out!"

"The sun was what woke me up in the first place," Raven said pessimistically.' ~roxeant

'"You don't seem to have anything to worry about. The bad guys are quiet for now, you've got the current high score on this game...your life is fulfilled."' ~roxeant

'"I...I...I'm we-wearing a th-th..."' ~roxeant

'"Okay," his disturbed (and extremely excited) brain thought, "this is definitely NOT Raven. Raven would NOT go around the tower wearing a bra and thong.. well, at least, she wouldn't let anyone SEE them, and they would be under her leotard, and...SHUT UP MIND"' ~roxeant

"I'm just helping because if Raven goes, I go. I can't take over her body and rule the world and smite people if she's in a cage and Lust is in control."' ~roxeant

'"Now, we must go and rescue Raven so that I can take over her mind and SMITE!"' ~roxeant

'Around them, all of Raven's present emotions 'aaaawed'. Well, all of them except Rage, but she doesn't count.' ~roxeant

"The strange Raven that Cyborg says looked...how you say... 'hot but easy'? Was really on of her emotions!" The Tameranian smiled broadly. "Beast Boy hit him sfter he said that," she added thoughtfully. "I am not sure why."' ~roxeant

'The queen had only one way of settling all difficulties, great or small. "Off with his head!" she said without even looking around.' ~the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled lights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am on of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom apartment for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management getting called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who never hugged his son because I grew afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not hae to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed heir doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

...Why should it have to be this way? Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please, do your part to end it.

Here is a really funny joke I found(can't remember where. I think it was Mario175 or something. BUT I KNOW THE FIRST NAME WAS MARIO! DON'T PRESSURE ME! -ahem-)

Bob died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all these clocks?"

Saint Peter answered, "These are Lie-Clocks. Everyone one Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Bob, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never lied."

"Whose clock is that?"

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved only twice, telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."

"Where's Hilary Clinton's clock?" Bob asked.

"That clock's in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Sorry to you H.C. fans out there but I personally don't like her, and I thought this was funny as hell. :-)

This next thing is from Mirror Mirror by Gregory Maguire

I am a girl who did no wrong.

I am a woman who slept with my father the Pope.

I am a rock whose hands have appetites.

I am a hunter who cannot kill.

I am a mercenary with a French disease.

I am a girl who lived among stones.

I am a woman who poisoned my enemies.

I am rock and my brothers are rocks.

I am a cleric who trafficked in curses.

I am a goose-boy or am I a goose?

I am a girl who did little wrong.

I am a goose-boy or am I a boy?

I am a farmer who stole something sacred.

I am a monster who let the child go.

I am a dog with an unlikely past.

I am a hunter who followed the coffin.

I am a girl who did something wrong.

I am the other side of snow.

I am a mirror a mirror am I.

Mirror Mirror on the wall,

Who is the fairest one of all?

I am a girl who did no wrong.

I walked this side of the Gesu when I could.

I kept an angel in my apron pocket.

I do not think it did me any good.

I am a woman who slept with my father the Pope.

They say I did, at least, and so does he.

And who am I to make of the Pope a liar,

And who is he to make a liar of me?

I am a rock whose hands have appetites.

I am a rock whose appetites have hands.

I am a thing unresolved into courties shapes.

I am a creature excluded from limbo and hell,

A thing of which heaven prefers to stay well unaware.

Neither pet, nor beast of the fields, or beast of the woods,

Nor idiot kept, more or less, in the warmth of the hearth

For the sometime amusement of humans and sarcastic angels.

Nothing exist but it rests on me, at the start,

At the end; but i keep to myself, as no one will have me.

I am a hunter who cannot kill.

The yearling unicorn haunts with taunting eyes,

Ready to lay its sacrificial head

Between my quivering thighs,

Asking the clemency of death

So it can yield

The song for which it lived.

I am a man whose heart is stiff as stone.

Let unicorns and maidens plead for mercy,

For the wisdom death reveals, for a right of passage

Through the gates of horn to the sacred city,

To Gesu on its steps, to incorruptible parents

Restored from the grave and waiting with opened arms.

I will not grant that privilege to any.

I don't present credentials enough

To vouchsafe anyone passage to paradise.

I am a goose-boy or am I a goose?

The margin that separates us is loose.

I am a rock and my brothers are rocks

And our family name is patience.

Grinding our lunch can take most of a decade.

Soft step, we're a beach; step firmly, a landslide.

At the head of the sky is a burning stone,

A circlet of stars, a mirroring moon, an eye of blinding gold.

At the bottom of every sky is a world;

At the foot of its forested mountain, always a stream.

We aren't the gold nor the blue nor the slope.

We aren't the stream nor the sound of its rushing.

We are the bed on which the world rests,

Its criminal patience, its bleak stupid patience.

I am a girl who did little wrong.

I courted loneliness to be my lover.

I spoke in tongues to insensible rocks, pretending

Only I their nature could discover.

Each of us wishes more than the world can offer.

The hermit his coffin, the prince his princely coffer.

To thirst for solitude while the carnival rages

Is the curse of fools for the saintly goal of sages.

Neither a simpleton nor a saint, I suffer

The attention of my cold unvarying lover.

I am a woman who killed for love.

I am a woman who killed for lack of love.

The mirror declares that the twin accusations are equal.

I am the black dove who pecks at the coffin.

Wanting to manage a more reliable insult,

To chew her eyes from their sockets, say, to wring

The hair from her head to desecrate the silk

Of her unblemished skin in the way that birds do best.

I know it sounds weird, but you have to read the book to understand it. It's kinda like a weird version of Snow White.

One day some Lombard masons working near the cloister of St. Maria Nuova just off of the Via Appa had opened a sarcophagus and found the body of a young Roman of about fifteen, so well preserved that it seemed alive. A crowd had gathered around and admired the girl's rosy skin, her half-open lips revealing very white teeth, her ears, her black lashes, dark, wide-open eyes and beautiful hair done in a knot...

I thought this was really cool because it was a Snow White thing. Yes I'm weird, DEAL WITH IT! Thank you. Now you may read on.

Do people say that I am both your father and your lover? Let the world, that heap of vermin as ridiculous as they are feeble-minded, believe the most absurd tales about the mighty! You must know that for those destined to dominate others the ordinary rules of life are turned upside down and duty aquire an entirely new meaning. Good and evil are carried off to a higher, different plane...

In the book, the evil witch(who wasn't really a witch at all) had been accused by the townspeople and her father,who was the pope, that she had slept with him. I think she did, because she was sleeping with her brother, and she seemed to be in love with him. The reason she tried to kill the girl was because, even though the brother was at least ten to fifteen years older, he hit on the little girl, who was no more than twelve at the time. It's a really strange but interesting book.

I read this somewhere and I didn't like it. Please read it.

My name is Sarah

I am but three.

My eyes are swollen

And I cannot see.

I must be stupid

And I must be bad.

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly.

Then maybe my mommy

Would still wanna hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong.

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake

I'm all alone.

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice.

So maybe I'll get

Just one whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car.

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls.

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes.

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words.

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more.

I finally get free

And run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I'm starting to bawl.

He hits me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken.

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But it's now much to late.

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again!

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please! Let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door.

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three.

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

CHILD ABUSE NEEDS TO STOP!!

I got this off of Kara Hitame's profile!!

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this: Ice ice_--ummm still not cool, even then.

You remember watching:

-Doug

-Ren & Stimpy

-Pinky and the Brain

-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

-Rockos modern Life.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just can't resist finishing this: "...Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised..."

You remember:

-TGIF

-Step by Step

-Family Matters

-Dinosaurs

-Boy Meets World

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You said NOT after (almost) every sentence...not.

When everything was settled by:

-Rock Paper Scissors

-Bubble gum, bubble gum

-Daddy had a donkey, inky binky bonky

When Cops and Robbers was a daily activity.

When we played Hide and Go Seek till our legs grew numb.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record you FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" was both a game and a cartoon.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2, and 3... and tried pulling the pranks on "intruders".

You remember watching:

-The Magic School Bus

-Wishbone

-Reading Rainbow on PBS

You remember when Yo-Yo's were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching:

-The 1'st Batman

-Aladdin

-Ninja Turtles

-3 Ninjas movies

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when everything was 'da BOMB!"

When they made new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. c.d. players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)

One word...Furbies.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jorden was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears.

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand"...enough said.

You always said "Then why don't you marry it!?"

You went to Mc'Donalds to play in the playpen.

You remember playing on merry-go-rounds at the playground.

Before the Myspace frenzy...

Before the Internet & text messaging...

Before Sidekicks and iPods...

Before MIKE JONES...

Before Playstation2 or X-Box...

Before Spongebob...

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVD's.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCR's.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkman.

You had slap bracelets!

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

I'm kind of young to be a 90's kid, but I was raised like this, so I remember just about all of this. It sucks that most of it's gone!!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep smiling and nodding.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were to busy to notice #5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a #5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it, an you know you did. :)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same thing as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 that hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever run into a door, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever run into a tree,copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed a door that said pull or visa versa, copy this into your profile.

If you, or your best friend, is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever run into a bin, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever run into a wall, or a part of one, copy this into your profile.

If you've almost gotten run over by a car because you weren't paying attention, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever run into a pole, copy this into your profile.

I you've ever run into a Stop sign, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy this into your profile.

SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... If you're really random, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason(mine was in the middle of class, and the teacher got all scared), copy this into your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and flame throwers at your command, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real, copy this in your profile.

If your profile is long and you just wanna make it longer, copy this into your profile.

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, Kara Hitame, xHinata Uzumakix

If you think that being unique is better than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

30 of kids go to collage. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are part of the 30 that KNOW that your going to collage, copy this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Hilarious Tragedy, Bruce n' Charlie, Kara Hitame, xHinata Uzumakix

If you are odd and proud of it, copy this on your profile.

If you think that I am making you think too much, copy this on your profile.

Naruto Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this inside your profile!

1. Hinata

2. Gaara

3. Naruto

4. Deidara

5. Temari

6. Tenten

7. Itachi

8. Choji

9. Shikamaru

10. Kakashi

11. Kankuro

12. Sasuke

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Yep! I think a Tenten/Kankuro pairing is really cute!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

YES!! He's hot enough to be the love of my life!! I love you Deidara!!

3)What would heppen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! SASUKE GET CHOJI PREGNANT!! Guys can't get pregnant unless they turn into a girl. -snort- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yep! I've read a lot of them! Shikamaru's cool...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No. Tenten and Gaara would be a very bad couple! Yes indeedy!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Who sounds better to you? Temari/Shikamaru or Temari/Kakashi? What do you think!?

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Itachi walking in on Gaara and Sasuke having sex? That would probably give him a nosebleed. -snicker- He's into incest after all, right? -snicker-

8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.

Naruto/Kakashi: He couldn't believe it! Here he was trying to comfort his old pupil about the break-up, and then he goes and jumps him! What's a poor Sensei to do, when he finds out Naruto has feelings that beyond Teacher/Student?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Hinata/Choji? Maybe. They might actually make a cute couple!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Itachi/Sasuke: Please Don't Leave Again!

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Deidara/Hinata: Deidara becomes friends with her, and they get 'strange' feelings.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Don't got frineds here! BLE!!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No, but I should get my friend to...

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Gaara/Deidara/Temari: That would pin the guy that tried to kill one of them, and make it incest. I don't think that would be good at all...

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

YES!! I ADORE YOU, ICHA ICHA PARIDISE!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

'Butterfly' Don't know the artist. After all, it fits Chouji!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Hinata/Tenten/Sasuke: Warning: Scenes of humor, confusion, and violence?

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Kakashi/Gaara? Please don't scare me!

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Kankuro Describes Gaara and Choji: 'We're gonna get little crazy...uh...Big-Boned kids around here soon.'

20) How emo is Seven?

Itachi is VERY emo!! I mean c'mon! He paints his freaking nails for Gods sake!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down.

(Don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert, and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous, and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person, and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum, and your love life is soon to blossem.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you, and you'll discover that you'll fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: You will have a strong relationship that will not last long but the memorieswill last forever.

July-Sept: You will have a great year, and experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you'll find your Soul Mate.

5. If you choose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time, but it will be the best thing for you, and you'll be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. THis person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you'll have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose:

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid-back person.

9. If you choose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And, you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous, and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you repost this bulletin in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

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I, xHinata Uzumakix, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.

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Pick the ones that fit you (Got this from cocogirl198's profile who got it from ChristinaAngel's profile, who got it from AmethysDreamer's profile, ones in bold fit me)

I'm MEXICAN so I MUST bring drugs in the country

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I am EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm a BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITAIN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, s I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big dick (even though I'm a girl so yeah...).

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 (Ummm...does anyone know what that means?)

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy (I take offense to that since I live in Hawaii and my BFF is Hawaiian. By the way people, WE DON'T LIVE IN FUCKING GRASS HUTS!!).

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC, so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED, so I MUST be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST BELIEVE JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I LOVE shopping, so I MUST be rich.

I'm Og, so I MUST be a MEXICAN (I have no clue what that means, but I am Mexican).

Damn racist people..

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning, and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said, "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I'm sick I'm black, when I go in the sun I'm black, when I'm cold I'm black, when I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink, when you grow up you turn white, when you're sick you turn green, when you go in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you turn purple. And yet you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat down and the white man walked away.

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Month One

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I'm a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It's so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy?

I'm a boy!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It's very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs

I'm becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's an abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP ME!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I'm in Jesus' arms.

He's holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me mommy?

Every abortion is just...

One more heart that has stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, repost this. And if you almost cried post this in your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN...

getting HIGH meant swinging at the playground?

the worst thing you could get from boys was c0oties?

'm 0 m' (was your hero)

and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?

and your WORST ENEMIES were your siblings

and rAcE iSsUeS were about who ran the fastest?

when-WAR-was a card game

and life was simple and carefree?

remember when all you wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?

Put this in your profile if you're still 5 inside...no matter how old you are.

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

Was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair.

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of a sound

Until her parents

Unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place

But she grabs her bear

And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking

"Please God why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

And the poor child was beaten

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest

"You deserve to die

You worthless little pest!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dieing

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

Then quickly barged in

Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTILL YOU REACH THE END YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART (got from cocogirl198).

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Sweetest Thing;

When she walks away from you, mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Copy this into your profile if you think it's too sweet to ignore, then sign your name;

xHinata uzumakix

You are an Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

72999 people have received this result since 3-29-08.

If you want to find out what you are, look for the AWESOME author BloodyRoseSharpThorn and look for the link on her profile because I don't know how to get it up here xp