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Author has written 5 stories for Camp Rock, NCIS, and Hospital Playlist/슬기로운 의사생활. I'M SORRYthat you think the Jonas Brothers are gayand only because they dont talk about hookingup with girls in their music. I'M SORRYthat you think they are pansies,and only because they aren't cussingat us through their music. I'M SORRYthat you joke at me for being in love with themand only because you dont know them,and haven't given them a chance. I'M SORRYThat they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,so you think that they are wussiesand only because you dont have the guts tocall us beautiful instead, too. I'M SORRYThat you think their music sucksand only because they arent talking aboutgetting drunk or high. And most of all I'M SORRYthat you haven't even given them a haven't even listened to their music. Andyou haven't even thought about the fact thatgirls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE The Jonas Brothers are a great band with excellent morals and beliefs. There are so many people who are constantly putting them down and all I gotta ask is... why? Because they don't sing about (or take) drugs? Because they don't drink? Because all of them are still virgins? Oh yeah... those are awesome reasons to hate someone. Just because their music is wholesome and appropriate for everyone doesn't mean they're gay or whatever. And no one has the right to call them that. Actually, more people should look up to them and emulate them. I know what most guys are probably thinking right now... "Why would we want to be like some fags?" Well... because they're true gentlemen... the type of guy every girl wants to be with. So... take the time to call a girl beautiful instead of sexy, hold a door open for her, buy her flowers, go out of your way to show her how much you mean to her... just like the guys who means so much to me... and countless others as well. Please repost this on your profile if you feel the same way and help me to spread the Jonas love! (And if it helps create a few gentlemen in the process, I say... Good! The world could use a few more.) If you think Jonas Brothers: Living the Dream is absolutely AWESOME, copy and paste this on your profile. If you loved the Jonas Brothers before they have been on Hannah Montana, paste this on your profile. If you are the number one fan of the Jonas Brothers in your town/city, paste this on your profile. If you think When You Look Me In The Eyes is awesome, copy and paste this on your profile. If you can't wait for A Little Bit Longer (their 3rd CD!) to come out, put this on your profile. If you can't wait for them to start their Burning Up tour, put this on your profile. If you love to talk about the Jonas Brothers nonstop, paste this on your profile. If you repeat lines by the Jonas Brothers everyday, paste this on your profile. If you can't wait for J.O.N.A.S. to premiere, put this on your profile. If you have a severe case of OJD, put this on your profile. 1.) Who is your favorite Jonas? joe 2.) Which CD do you like better? a little bit longer 3.) Have you ever met the Jonas Brothers? i hope so 4.) Do you have any of their merchandise? Yup 5.) Have you ever been to one of their concerts? NO 6.) Do you have every one of their songs on your iPOD? YES 7.) Do you have a Jonas Wall? yeah 8.) What's your favorite song from It's About Time? please be mine and mandy 9.) What's your favorite song from Jonas Brothers? year 3000, hello beautiful 10.) What's your all-time favorite song? SOS 11.) Does Mandy always know? yes 12.) Do you hate Miley Cyrus just because of Nick? i hate miley cyrus 13.) Do you hate AJ just because of Joe? no 14.) Did you know It's About Time is 90 or more on Ebay? no 15.) Do you watch all their YouTube videos? my youtube is full of them 16.) Do you buy magazines just because of one poster? yes 17.) Did you cry when you found out Nick had diabetes? kinda 8.) Do you miss Joe's joehawk? nah. i like his hair now 19.) Kevin with curly or straight hair? curly 20.) Do you know the lyrics to Nick J Is Off The Chain? no 21.) Do you know the lyrics to at least one of Joe's raps? yeah! 22.) Do you kiss your Jonas posters? yep 23.) Did you know about them before they were on Disney Channel? Yah 24.) Have you memorized every song? yes 25.) Did you go the Hannah/JB tour? no! 26.) Did you go to the Burning Up tour? no 27.) What is your favourite song from A Little Bit Longer? Love Bug and Sorry If you totally luff the Naitlyn pairing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love side pairings (like the second-main characters) more than main-ships, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love music, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you're weird, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're bored a lot, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Camp Rock, paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. (The world tells us to snip the tags off of our clothes after we buy them.) (The world says that I should wear white to my wedding.) (The world has convinced you to put milk in your cereal.) (So I will leave the tags on.) (And my wedding dress will be electric violet.) (And it's orange juice and Capn' Crunch for me.) (Because I am not the world.) (And the world is not my mother.) If you know some who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a glass door or window, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (V)(O.o)( ) /_ Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies. Also, who can resist a bunny that has cookies??) Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you are addicted to choclate, cheese, and/or a TV show of any kind, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. 1. Your Name: martha 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): marizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): pink koala 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): martha madison 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): rivanmer 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): purple pepsi 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): nvaeemo 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): punzalan 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): black spice 1. FIRST NAME: martha 2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? yes 3. SIBLING NAMES: Maxine, Margarita and Miguel 4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? a long time ago 5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? not really 6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Ham 7. KIDS? Only 17 8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? yes 9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? No 10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? yes 11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Ya. 12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? love to 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Milo 14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? no 15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? yes 16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Choco crumble 7. SHOE SIZE? 8 18. RED OR PINK? pink 19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? arms 20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? friends 21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? Sure 22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? blue 23. LAST THING YOU ATE? pancakes 24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? right here, right now 25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? violet 26. FAVORITE SMELL? cherry 27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? rui 28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? eyes 29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I copied it from someone's profile. 30. FAVORITE DRINK? WATER 31. FAVORITE SPORT? Swimming 32. EYE COLOR? brown 33. HAT SIZE? wtf?! 34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope 35. FAVORITE FOOD? Pizza 36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy Ending 37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Underworld: Rise of the Lycans 38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Skinny Jeans. 39. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer 40. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs. 41. FAVORITE DESSERT? anything sweet Put Your iPod On Shuffle and Copy Down the Song Opening Credits: Definitely Lonely Birth: Can't Have You First Day at School: Kiwi Falling in Love: Get Back Fight Song: Infatuation Breaking Up: Australia Prom: It takes a man and a woman Life: Light On Mental Breakdown: Competition Smile Driving: Hips Don't Lie Flashback: Wedding: Day Job Birth Of Child: Won't Go Home Without You INTERMISSION Final Battle: Perfectly Still Death Scene: In The Ayer Funeral: Bleeding Love End Credits: Poison YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies.x You love jeans.x Dogs are better than 's hilarious when people get hurt.X You've played with/against boys on a is torture.X Sad movies own/ed an X-Box.Played with Hotwheel cars as a some point in time you wanted to be a own/ed a DS, PS2 or used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.x you watch sports on TV.gory movies are coolYou go to your dad for own like a trillion baseball like going to high school football used to/do collect football/baseball cards.Baggy pants are cool to wear.x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite love to go crazy and not care what people think.Sports are funTalk with food in your mouth.Sleep with your socks on at night Total: 7 YOUR GIRL SIDE: x You wear lip gloss/stick.X You love to wear eyeliner.x You wear the color pinkGo to your mom for consider cheerleading a hate wearing the color black.X You like hanging out at the mall.x You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.x You like wearing jewelry.Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.X Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.x You don't like the movie Star were in gymnastics/dance?It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.You smile a lot more than you should.x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.X You care about what you look like.x You like wearing dresses when you can.x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.x You love the movies.x Used to play with dolls as little putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of being the star of every thing Total: 13 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.Joe Jonas 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? blue 3. Your first initial? M 4. Your month of birth? December 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Mika 7. Your favorite number? 18 8. Do you like California or Florida more? California 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? lake 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I want to go to a JB concert Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose...California: You like adventure.Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose...Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! Good Things Come In Three's- THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:1. Martha2. Mart3. Marts THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:1. Dying2. losing the people i love3.creepy crawling insects THREE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY:1. MUSIC2. Writing3.JB THREE THINGS YOU HATE:1. Exams2. school3. snobs THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:1. laptop2. Friends3. Family THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:1. a white shirt2. a blue pair of shorts3. friendship ring THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE (OR SAME) SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:1. eyes2. Intelligence3. lips THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:1. Reading2. Singing3.Writing THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:1. guitar2. new Cell phone3. joe jonas THREE CAREERS YOU'VE CONSIDERED:1. lawyer2. doctor3. Author THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:1. London2. Paris3. Spain THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:1. Meet the Jonas Brothers2. go out with my family3. kiss joe jonas I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kiss someone's ass.I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundariesI'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish. If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with AWESOME QUOTESS!!~~~~!! Shane: "One word: payback." Jason: "That's TWO words!" Jason: "Yeah, no go backs; it's like the golden rule." Nate: "No dude, the golden rule is tell the truth." Jason: "Dude, then it could be like the silver rule." Nate: "Why is it the silver rule?" Jason: "Ok, fine! The copper rule!" Nate: "The copper rule?" Jason: "Give me a hint, at least!" Nick: "That dude smells really good." Kevin and Joe slap the back of his head. Joe: "That's our song! ... isn't it?" Kevin: "I don't know, my ears are full of melted brain." Nick: "I kinda liked it." Joe and Kevin slap the back of his head. Nick: "You're like a legend dude, uh sir, sir dude." Nick: "I shared my nachos with that guy!" Joe: "Hey, Kevin, what are you doing in there?" Kevin: "Oh, you know... stuff." Joe: "Awkward." "My name is Mufasa, I'm king of the land, I'll come smack you with the back of my hand." Kevin intruding on Joe's rap. Joe: "I wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us." Kevin: "Hi guys, we're here, making another video for you because you're awesome and -" Joe: "Whee!! I'm a ghost!" Joe: "My secret is...I am an actually an alien from the planet XZ315." Nick: "You are such a freak." Joe: "Watch me do a flip!...Oh crap!" Joe: "Look at Nick, he's a stud muffin." Interviewer: "What is your favorite store to shop at?" Nick: "I don't shop." Kevin: "Salvation Army." Joe: "Limited Too. And Payless Shoes." Kevin: "Both good stores!" Interviewer: "What is your favorite restaurant?" Joe: "Limited Too." Fan Question: "What is your favorite animal?" Joe: "Barney...if that's an animal." Joe: "Mereal and Cilk." Joe: "Yo ma name is DJ Danger. They say it's dangerous to open umbrellas inside, but I AM DANGEROUS!" Joe: "Have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Quaziggyziggyzam." Joe: "I went to the year 3000!" Nick: "Yo, that's illogical, I can't have it." Joe: "Hold on...to your bike...here's hold on." Joe: "I got my library card and I'm checkin' you out." Nick: "Slow down sugar cause I'm a diabetic." Nick: "My dog tag says Nicholas Jonas diabetes because I have diabetes." Joe: "You have diabetes?!" Nick: "Yeah, Joe, I do. Isn't that crazy?" Joe rapping to a kid's alphabet game: "Aw, you don't know what the letter is. This is the letter O-o." Joe making fun of Kevin's picture: "Hi I'm Kevin Jonas and I'd like to sell you a car!" Nick before he goes to bed: "It's time for the most exciting part of the night...retainer time!" Joe making fun of obsessed fan girls (like me): "OMG! Nick you're so hot!" Joe making fun of IM: "Like, like, lol!" Joe: "I wonder if the Muffin Man has a grill? Oh yeah! Of course he has a grill!" Kevin: "He didn't say grill, she said 'grill'. As in, teeth grill." Joe: "Well, he has a grill. A muffin grill!" Nick: "It's not a grill!" Joe: "Rice moves? Oh, nice moves, Joe. What kind of rice is that? Rice moves, don't eat it." Joe (in a southern accent): "I'm gonna kill you... with my gun. And then I'm gonna put you in the trunk of my car and drag you to the desert. And then I'm going to bring you home and make sure you're okay." Kevin: "Why do you have a knife?" Joe: "I don't know." Nick: "That's creepy." Joe: "The device I can't live without is a toaster." Joe: "Hi, I'm Enrique Iglesias." Joe: "Everyday at three o'clock I become a different character." He dresses up like a nerd. "I'm allergic to flowers. I'm allergic to ocean water and... dental floss. I'm allergic to air." He falls, pretending to die. Later on... "Hey, all the ladies are going out with me, Nick." Demi Lovato comes in. "Hey, lady! I got a new library card and I'm checkin you out!" Joe: "I just found out that Poptarts taste better if you put them in the oven or microwave." Kevin: "You're supposed to put them in the toaster." Nick: "Yeah, that's why they call them POPtarts!" Kevin: "They don't have instructions on how to crack an egg! It doesn't say, 'CRACK THIS'." Nick: "Yeah, that's because you don't have to!" Nick: "Yeah, I know this is supposed to be a romantic moment, but I just hit my funny bone on my guitar and I'm just stalling until it goes back to normal." Nick: "What's up guys? I'm just chillin' here. A lot of you guys think I don't like to talk, that's kinda true, but it's just because I don't have anything to say. I'm just kidding." He looks for his brothers. "Okay, guys, you can come back now." No answer. "I think that they actually went away." Nick: "I love Poptarts. I always have it with milk. If there's no milk, I'll freak out on everybody, like 'where's the milk?!'" Kevin: "Hi, I'm Kevin and the thing you don't know about me is..." He picks up an Xbox remote. "This remote is the only thing that controls my body." Kevin: "Hi Popstar! My biggest secret is that I have to make my bed before I go to sleep. It doesn't have to be made after I wake up, but I have to make it before I go to bed." Nick: "Hi Popstar!. My secret is, I don't do that!" Kevin: "Yes! I want to get my motorcycle license immediately!" Joe: "I don't need no license. I ride a motorcycle any day of my life." Kevin: "Yeah, we'll see that!" Ellen: "I wanna know, how many songs are inspired by me?" Nick: "The question is, what song isn't inspired by you." On the Ellen DeGeneres show Hello Beautiful,It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseperable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down I'm Still In Love With You. I dont wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdogin this situation, but I Am What I Am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unforutnate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye!Put this on your page if you LOVE the Jonas Brothers! If you hate Miley, copy this to your profile. If you love Demi Lovato, copy this to your profile. If you love Camp Rock, copy this to your profile. If you absolutely think that CAMP ROCK is WAY BETTER than HSM, copy this to your profile. If you are an obsessed fan of anyone, copy this to your profile. If your a FanFiction addict, copy this to your profile. If your a computer addict, copy this to your profile. If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever write FanFictions when you should be doing homework, paying attention in class, etc., put this on your profile!! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Jammylmd. Musiclvr320, F29DWNxluverx4, oxlovelyxo, xoxojonasbrothersluva101xoxo, mamaXUnicorn,LiveLifeLoveTokka If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word and you do it at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. If you love the Jonas Brothers, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have OJD then copy and paste this into your profile. I definitely DON'T appreciate people tearing them down. So what, they've changed. I'm sure you have to. But, hey...Their personalities are still the same, sure they changed their looks and stuff, but their still the same sweet boys on the inside as they always have been. If you are one of these people who think they've changed, then your not a true fan. Yes, Nick hit puberty, so his voice changed, it didn't change his personality. Yes, Joe's hair is longer and he dresses different, he's still the same Joseph Jonas he has been. Yes, Kevin's hair is longer also, he dresses slightly different, but he's still the sweetest Jonas' boy of them all. Your hurting them BADLY by saying you don't like the new them, would you like it if you were famous and people were all, "I don't like them, they've changed!" NO, didn't think so. It's frustrating the crap out of me. They still make great music, their still adorable, they still love their loyal fans they have, their NOT full of it like most celebs, and they still have the same personality's they've had these past 3 years! It breaks my heart to see their fans tearing them apart, they've thanked you and loved you and so much more and you say negative crap? That's messed up. I am beyond mad at all you people that call yourselves "fans" because of their looks. Your NOT a fan, unless you can state almost every fact about them, LOVE their music, and just love them all together for the outstanding personalities. I have not met one boy like them in my whole life, their sweet, honest, and full of life. You may not notice your hurting them, but their people to and have feelings just like the rest of us. So think before you open your mouth and talk about them. That's all I have to say. Agree with me, ADD THIS TO YOUR PAGE THEN When Disney Channel gives you HSM3, throw it back and yell "I WANT CAMP ROCK!" When life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell "I WANT THE JONAS BROTHERS!!" If you like Paul Kevin Jonas II better with curly hair, copy and paste this into your profile.If you’re a JoBro fan, copy and paste this into your profile.If you nearly cried (or did!) when you learned of Nick’s diabeties, copy and paste this in to your profile.If Kevin is your guitar hero, copy and paste this in to your profile.If you dreamed of being a ‘future Mrs. Jonas’, copy and paste this in to your profile.If you love the Bonas Jonas, copy and paste this in to your profile.If you want to attend Camp Rock, copy and paste this in to your profile.If you have a Jonas Wall, copy and paste this in to your profile.If you buy preteen magazines just for the Jonas Brothers posters, copy and paste this in to your profile.If your friends and/or family think you’re mental for being a Jonas Brothers fan, copy and paste this in to your profile.If you’re out of the expected age range for Camp Rock, HSM or HSM2, but love one/all of them anyway, copy and paste this in to your profile.If Shane, Nate or Jason appear in your dreams, copy and paste this in to your profile.If you’ve made a Jason loves birdhouses reference, copy and paste this in to your profile.If you wish Shane Gray/Joe Jonas would sing "Gotta Find You" to you, copy and paste this in to your profile.If you love Mitchie for telling Shane off in the kitchens, copy and paste this in to your profile.If you love Mitchie for "changing" Shane, copy and paste this in to your profile.If you love Nate and Caitlyn and want them to be together, whether or not they talked in the movie, copy and past this in on your profile.If you think that Caitlyn's the greatest friend ever, copy and paste this on your profile.I you love Caitlyn's 'spunk,' copy and paste this on your profile.If you love Demi Lovato, copy and paste this in to your profile.If you think Demi Lovato is the luckiest girl alive, copy and paste this in to your profile. (Come on she's touring with the JONAS BROTHERS and she's got an amazing voice and great looks! She's going far for sure! You're crazy not to agree!)If you think When You Look Me In The Eyes is awesome, copy and paste this on your profile.If you love to talk about the Jonas Brothers nonstop, paste this on your profile.If you repeat lines by the Jonas Brothers everyday, paste this on your profile.If you can't wait for J.O.N.A.S. to premiere, put this on your profile.If you have a severe case of OJD, put this on your profile.If you're a member of Team Jonas, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that Jemi (Joe Jonas Demi Lovato) make a cute couple put it on you profile If you think that that JoJoJoe wtf?! (Joe Jonas JoJo) DON'T make a cute couple put it on your profile This is Jonas Bunny. Copy and paste Jonas Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination! (JB/) I am Jonas Bunny.(='.'=) Fear me.(")_(") JONAGE! lol ~Put this on your profile if you are a true Jonas fan~ ~Copy Paste This In Your Profile If You Support The Jonas Brothers~ If you loved the Jonas Brothers before they have been on Hannah Montana, paste this on your profile. OJD PLEDGE:To the brothers of rock and pop,I pledge my love that will never stop.They make me laugh, they make me cry,they are heroes, and there's a million and one reasons why.I love how cute and dedicated they are,it's 100 true they are rock stars.They make my heart melt when they sing,and also when they strum those guitar strings.I just want to say Nick, Kevin, and Joe,I really love you and hope it I pledge this to JB, I will be a true fan for eternity. If you have a severe case of OJD, put this on your profile. If you totally luff the Naitlyn pairing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love side pairings (like the second-main characters) more than main-ships, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love music, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you're weird, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're bored a lot, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Camp Rock, paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. You be my PETER PANI'll be your WENDY You be my EDWARDI'll be your BELLA You be my JACOBI'll be your NESSIE You be my DEREKI'll be your CASEY You be my SHANEI'll be your MITCHIE You be my NATEI'll be your CAITLYN You be my BENI'll be your AMY You be my LANDONI'll be your JAMIE You be my FREDDIEI'll be your SAM You be my NOAHI'll be your ALLIE You be my PRINCE CHARMINGI'll be your CINDERELLA You be YOUI'll be ME And let's have that happily ever after,shall we? If you think Jonas Brothers: Living the Dream is absolutely AWESOME, copy and paste this on your profile. If you loved the Jonas Brothers before they have been on Hannah Montana, paste this on your profile. If you are the number one fan of the Jonas Brothers in your town/city, paste this on your profile. If you think When You Look Me In The Eyes is awesome, copy and paste this on your profile. If you can't wait for A Little Bit Longer (their 3rd CD!) to come out, put this on your profile. If you can't wait for them to start their Burning Up tour, put this on your profile. If you love to talk about the Jonas Brothers nonstop, paste this on your profile. If you repeat lines by the Jonas Brothers everyday, paste this on your profile. If you can't wait for J.O.N.A.S. to premiere, put this on your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer? A TV What's the last thing you ate? pancakes What's your personality like? outgoing Who do you have a crush on? too many What was the last thing you thought? how to manage my wreck cousins Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind? loner You now have a million dollars. What do you do? treat my family What are you eating/drinking right now? nothing What are you writing RIGHT NOW? This Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? philippines Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? car What can you hear right now? shelf-jonas brothers Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. hey bored Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? the computer RULES: (for another iPod shuffle thing) 1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.5. Put this in your profile 1.What would you say about your boyfriend?Strange Invitation 2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?Still in love with you. 3. Your teacher is ...Bella's Lullaby 4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?When I grow up 5. If you ever got a tattoo what would it say?Take a bow 6. How would you describe your next door neighbors?A moment like this 7. What would your Best Friend say about you?the boys are back 8. How do you feel right now?tell me where it hurts 9. What's on your bedside table right now?burning up 10. What did you do when you woke up this morning?only hope 11. When you open your wardobe you see...Jungle Fever 12. What did you say after you last attended a concert?With me Tonight 13. If you had to write a fanfic write now, what would it be called?Who Will I Be? 14. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?Hello Beautiful 15. Your life's theme song?Forever and Always 16. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?tonight 17. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?Just my imagination 18.Your motto is..Thunder 19. If you could by anything in this world you'd buy...I'm Yours 20. What did you dream about tonight?Highwire 1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?Colors would you describe yourself?I'm Gonna Shine 3. What do you like in a girl/guy?One Step at a Time 4. How do you feel today?Games 5. What is your life's purpose?Video Girl 6. What is your motto?Say Goodbye 7. What do your friends think of you?Forever 8. What do you think of your parents?Can't Stop 9. What do you think about very often?Hasta La Vista 10. What is 2 2?Two Stars (haha!) 11. What do you think of your best friend?If i never see your face again 12. What do you think of the person you like?my first broken heart 13. What is your life story?Not only numb 14. What do you want to be when you grow up?Time of my life 15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?a little bit longer 16. What will you dance to at your wedding? I kissed a girl 17. What will they play at your funeral? I want it all 18. What is your hobby/interest?We Rock 19. What is your biggest fear?Superhuman 20. What is your biggest secret?No Air 21. What do you think of your friends?Lust for Life Look up. Now look back. What did you see? Would You Rather? Jonas style Be the first person to listen to the ‘A Little Bit Longer’ CD or have been the first to see Camp Rock?-- first person to listen to the CD Have Joe sing ‘Hello Beautiful’ to you or ‘Gotta Find You’?-- Hello Beautiful Have played Demi in Camp Rock or Play Chelsea in a Season of J.O.N.A.S.?-- both Get beat up for kissing Joe or Slapped across the face for going on the perfect date with Nick?:-- Beat up for kissing joe Meet the boys on the day you look the worst were talking the worst you’ve ever looked… you didn’t shower, then you were hit by a car, then attacked by raccoons or never meet them?-- bad day Go on the three most perfect dates of your life a boy a night for three nights or Ride on their tour bus throughout the ‘Burning Up’ Tour?-- Tour bus. Steal Joes Purity Ring or Nicks Dog Tags?-- joe's purity ring Have Kevin come to your birthday or Go to Kevin’s Birthday?-- both Talk all night with Nick on the phone or in person with Joe for three minutes?-- both Get the best hugs from all three of them or have your choice Jonas kiss your hand?-- kiss my hand See all three boys in their swim suits in the their new music video or see Nick in this bathing suit in person?-- all 3 boys in swim suits Marry Kevin but divorce in 3 years or be best Friends with Joe for 10 years?-- Best friends with Joe Touch Nicks Biceps or Joes Abs?-- ABS! Eat your Dog or only wear yellow the rest of your life I know it has nothing to do with Jonas... but I wanted to know?-- Wear Yellow Have Nick tell you your beautiful or Joe tell you your Hot?-- joe tell me i'm hot Have Jonas know you as the girl that threw up in front of them or the girl that sneezed and got boogers on Kevin?:-- none Have Jonas write a song for you or be the lead lady in there next three music videos?-- song then me on the music video Go Bike riding with Nick or Bowling with Kevin?-- Bike riding Have Joe rap about you on stage at a concert or Kevin talk about you on the Ellen Degeneres show?-- joe rap See Push Play or Joey Page be Jonas’ Opening Act?-- who? See Jonas actually Battle Dance Hanson or Watch Katie and Karliegh get beat up by some random fans?-- Battle dance all the way! Get a Necklace from Joe, which is engraved and says You are my favorite fan or get a Charm Bracelet from Nick he personally picked out every charm that represented something that reminded him of you?-- necklace from joe Have Nick teach you the drums or Joe teach you the tambourine?-- Drums Accidentally have Kevin overhear you talking about your period or Rip your pants in front of Nick?:-- Period. Have Joe wink at you or Nick blow you a kiss?-- Wink Go out to Starbucks with Jonas or Pinkberry?-- Starbucks Give Kevin a Bracelet that he will wear everyday on tour or give Joe a shirt that he wears in a music video?-- Shirt Play Kevin in Guitar Hero or Joe in Dance Dance Revolution?-- joe in DDR Be known as the Girl that was caught Kissing Big Rob or the Girl that was Caught Kissing Frankie?-- Frankie Walk in on Papa Jonas going to the bathroom or Mama Jonas Changing?-- Probably Mama changing Make a You-tube Video with them or announce them as the winners of Choice Male Hotties at the Teen Choice Awards?-- announce them as winners Go streaking with Nick or Play Strip Poker with Joe?-- Neither Have every fan hate you for kissing Nick Estimating over 10 Million people or Have Nick actually hate you?-- The fans hating me Have been Mandy in ‘Mandy’ or one of the love interests in the ‘Burning Up’ Video?-- Joe’s love interest in the Burning up video |