Everyone deserves a personal life, even Gotham's two most notorious psychopaths. A Nolan-take on Harley Quinn's evolution. ***2019 reboot***

Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.

When Blaine finds out that Kurt's not being entirely honest with him about who he is, things go to hell in a handbasket pretty damn quickly. Things in Kurt's head were never as simple as they seemed. TRIGGER HEAVY. NOW COMPLETE.

Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.

A series of unrelated drabbles originally published on Tumblr, some just for fun and some as prompt fills. Drabble #291: "Insomnia"

Something traumatic happened to Kurt as a child. The only problem is, he has no recollection of what happened and whatever it was caused him to develop multiple personalities to cope. DID:Kurt. Klaine/Niff. Cover art created by paperstylehearts. COMPLETE

Kurt and Blaine have a moment on one of the sets for McKinley's West Side Story. SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 5.

"Blaine says I'm to call you 'Ollie.' I'm Kurt Hummel. It's nice to meet you." Oliver Anderson watches his little brother grow up, come out, go through hell, and fall in love. And then attend a wedding.

Puppy!Blaine/Kitty!Kurt. Kurt and Mercedes have been in a pack consisting of just them for a while, and they've been fine, except now Kurt has a bit puppy stalker.

He sits with Kurt on his bed, sometimes, and his palm itches because he wants to take the other boy's hand in his, wants to run a thumb on Kurt's wrist and feel his pulse fluttering under his finger. Kurt/Blaine. Angst !

'We can dance, until we die, you and I, will be young forever.' All of Kurt's best memories took place in Blaine's arms. Especially dancing. Future Fic, Klaine

It's Quidditch season and tension is rising between the Slytherin and Hufflepuff teams. A Harry Potter/Glee crossover with smut, fluff, and broomsticks.

"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.

Shiftings 'verse #8, but can be read alone. Blaine's parents are away and Kurt is Blaine's guest. A party is thrown, choices are made, a video may or may not find its way onto the internet, and a debauched yet intimate weekend ensues.

Nothing but tragedy had come from the Final Battle, not even when Harry and Hermione had been hurtled into the past. But Tom Riddle changes things, and finally, Hermione could tell that she would be seeing sunny skies again. Finished in 2006, may edit.

Based of of promo for season 3 ep 5. Noah comes over to Marshall's house to see the video, but it turns into something more. How will Lionel react?

This story is like Scott Pilgrim Versus the World but with Glee characters. Klaine. Blaine has to fight and defeat Kurt's seven evil "exes'" inorder to be able to date Kurt. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! Thanks!

Follow on from 2x15 and their 'non-conversation'. Kurt is frightened and doesn't ever see how that will change... ONE-SHOT. Angsty fluff.

When the Warblers get the opportunity to perform on a cruise ship over the holidays, Kurt can barely believe his luck at spending the time with Blaine. What he doesn't count on is the friendships he makes, and the love he feels for his friend returned.

Sweeney Todd/POTC/HP Hilarious, and it makes sense!

Kurt attends Blaine's graduation from Dalton Academy. What is in store for their relationship now that Blaine will soon be leaving for college?

Based off of "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World". In order to date Kurt, Sam must first defeat the League of Evil Exes. Considering Kurt has never had a boyfriend, Sam finds this more than a little confusing.

In which Blaine and Kurt get stuck in an elevator, and Blaine was really just planning on playing a game. Klaine.

Kurt doesn't remember why his father insists on taking him to see the Nutcracker every Christmas. Burt remembers, perhaps a little too clearly, that it was his first step his wife made him take towards accepting his unusual little boy. Oneshot. COMPLETE.

If Blaine is going to gush about Kurt, it should be at Kurt. This, at least, is how his best friends feel after three weeks of the non-stop Hummel network.

"Obviously Blaine has some sort of soul connection with Katy Perry." / Blaine sings 'Firework' to Kurt since the lyrics fit him so well. For prompt.

AU Noah Puckerman never intended to set foot in Lima ever again, but when he's dragged back by his mother's funeral he catches sight of something that makes him reconsider. A beautiful teenage boy called Kurt, who's just begging for a sugardaddy...

Puck is afraid of many things, but he is terrified of only one thing.

It's Halloween and Puck picks a movie for him and Kurt to watch. Kurt's not happy in the end. Spoilers for The Human Centipede

Prequel one-shot for "We Have a Problem". Starts with Puck trying to cheer Kurt up as he spends time at his father's bedside in the hospital. Post-Grilled Cheesus, spoils 'Duets'. M for language and sex. Puckurt.

Kurt has a secret admirer who decides to let his affections be known via sext. Who is he? Will Kurt's relationship with the admirer always be virtual or will there will be a new power couple at WMHS? Rated M for language and sexy boy/boy imagery!

About two weeks after the Opera; Graverobber grudgingly takes Shilo under his wing, and both characters struggle with themseleves, life, new faces, and dark secrets. Nothing is what it seems. Everything is changing. POV of Shilo, GR, and others.

Sequel to "Breathe, Kurt" Kurt is learning to deal with his Panic Disorder again, with the help of Finn and Puck. But it's not easy keeping secrets and a harmless prank might ruin everything. Eventual Puck/Kurt

Well Mr. Schue decides to shake up the Gleeks by getting them to do a little improv. Our two favourite heros Puck and Kurt go toe to toe against each other. Umm What could possibly happen? A little kissing, and hoefully a lot of fun!

Puck should know better than to watch movies Kurt recommends. Puck/Kurt. Rated for mature conversations...and really bad movie plots.

Finn's about 10 IQ points smarter than Brittany when he's awake. When he's asleep, he's practically a vegetable. It was an accident at first, but then they gave up on that pretense. No one had to know. T for talking about Finn's "problem".

“I didn’t know what my intentions were at first, but I saw… potential” He paused for a moment, before a wicked grin flashed on his face. “So I thought, wouldn’t it be much more fun to snap her mind… instead of her neck” JokerXHarley Please read and review

When he sees someone crying, Noah Puckerman goes from total badass to Disney f**king Princess in five seconds flat. Pre-Slash. Puck/Kurt

Juilliard is a big school, but sometimes it is destiny that two students should meet. Ryan/Kurt

With Sam as a new partner, Agent Danny Fenton thought everything in the mission was black and white. But the CIA isn't just games. And the enemy isn't just a player. And sometimes, things aren't like they seem.

In which we catch glimpses of one Holmes, his Watson and their dog. Slash. Drabbles, ficlets, whathaveyou.

Blue-centric. Blue may be master thief, but can she steal his heart? BluexGreen

Jealousy is an emotion he's never known until she walked into his life and turned it upside down. Non-crossover - SyFy Channel's 'Alice' version.

Her childhood was in serious danger.

Some relationships come easily, others have to go through trials and tribulations before they even begin. A quiet night causes Ash to ponder the way his relationship with Gary has evolved over the years. Palletshipping five-piece. Complete.

He visits him every week to get what he needs to survive and only Ash could provide that. Gary was a picky eater after all.

he's such an insomniac.

Two missing moments from HBP. Ron thinking about his feud with Hermione and Ron and Hermione in the hospital wing after Ron was poisoned.

CDHG "Can I just ask, what exactly are you planning on doing with that eclair?"

Set from Act II on. Finding murder too inelegant, Dr. Horrible finds a different way to destroy Captain Hammer.

Boq made himself stop. It should be Galinda he was thinking about, not Elphaba. Elphaba/Boq oneshot. Instead of being bound to Nessarose, Boq finds himself falling for the other Thropp. Weird paring, I know, but work with me.

Danny/Sam, one-shot collection. Twenty-five drabbles which all relate to a LiveJournal community challenge. Each follow a specific theme and all have to do with food! A delicious read, no? Rated M to be safe. Review!

He'd recognize those blue eyes anywhere. Kenny/Stan, slight Style.

In love with a psychotic clown and losing faith in good, insanity is looking better then ever & Harley's more then happy to go along with the Joker's war against Batman & Gotham City. She has no clue what she's getting into. Nolanverse, HQ/J

Bookverse drabble. Galinda thinks she’s the image of perfection. But it makes me wonder if it’s true. Gelphie.

Craziness ensues as Stan and Kyle have some fun before a wedding. SK ONESHOT

I don't want to love her. It's a horrible thought, but I wish I hated her. I wish that I could look at her dead body and laugh, feel relief that she's gone, or even feel indifferent. Oh, Marni's dead? How sad. What a shame. Tough break. But I can't.

Twenty truths about Harley Quinn, favorite jester of all time!

.Drabble. "She almost expected to hear the warning from her bracelet. Blood pressure warning. But she only heard a mixture of their breathing instead." .Grilo.

Kyle has some questions about a guy asking someone to a Sadie Hawkins dance, and Wendy has some teasing and historical facts. Ike is an alarm clock, Butters gets his first kiss, and Wendy is totally NOT dating Cartman.Lot of Style, Bunny, Candy and others

Graverobber is a possessive man. He does some reflection on the nature of ownership... In a manner of speaking. Grilo! One-shot.

I live to let you shine. Style.

Repo!KinkMemePrompt. While waiting for a Shilo Wallace to come out and play, Graverobber ends up encountering a corpse that certainly isn't dead. When the GeneCops arrive, he falls into debt. Not with the Repoman but with a certain striped poltergeist...

Shadow has a typical rainy day, doing his normal routine. Though, every time he finishes one of his routines, he gets little note, telling him to stop his routine. Who is this person, and why is this person telling him these strange yet reasonable sayings

First kisses are supposed to be romantic and sweet, rapturous but Graverobber hasn't ever put much stock in 'supposed to's. Post!Opera.

Originally a one-shot known as Emmett's Gift. Now a collection of one-shots with conversations that make people smile. None of the one-shots are connected with each other.

She's constructed a king, and wonders at her own reward. Nolanverse Joker/Harley.

A twist of fate leaves the Graverobber in an unexpected place with two beautiful women. Oh, and did I mention he's dead? Will he stay that way? Slight Grilo at end. Rated for language.

Shilo's curious. Graverobber doesn't approve. Amazing what a little curiosity and a little glass vile can lead to

If Harley has to choose, the only decision she regrets making in the past two months is putting on that leopard print bra this morning. Not even coming here, to face her pretty imminent death. Oh, how mad! love is.

Harley is the product of Gotham's rotting underbelly, and naturally her idolatry would lie with the creature that has struck fear in even it's protector. But when he returns her attentions, can she survive it? Nolanized version of Harley Quinn. Enjoy.

Ice-skating is nice. But what about ice-skating with a mass murdering psychopathic clown? And what about ice-skating with your boyfriend who you didn't know was a mass murdering psychopathic clown? Joker/OC One-shot. Re-write.

Nolanverse, within the BB and TDK timeline. Life is funny in a twisted way, his was even more so. Joker/HQ CH 10: In the end, Harley learns what it means to love the Joker.

Harley finds herself out in the cold...literally.

Who knew that a piano would lead to the confessions of a pair of best friends? Beetlejuice hadn't meant to sneak up on Lydia, and Lydia hadn't meant to confess something so big! Just a short story about confessions and love. R&R

Just how did the Joker know Sam from before? 1 shot. Prequel to "Irredeemable" and "Chasing Torment". Probably won't make much sense unless you've read those. OC/Language

Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.

He keeps them together. An Allison, nonsensical drabbley thing. For Cuba.

Oneshot. Andy breaks up with Allison, leaving her heartbroken. She knows she still loves him. Does Andy still love her? Story better than summary, please R&R! No flames thank you very much! :D Rated T for language

Exactly that--Sweeney Todd characters fill out those Myspace surveys. Just for fun, you know? New Lucy chapter!

AVENUE Q. Nicky wants a pet-but not just any pet, oh, no. He wants a furry, destructive, messy, dirty, creature...And with that lovely pout of his and beautiful brown eyes, how can Rod refuse?

AU. Nellie Lovett is transported for knifing her husband in self-defence. Now she has returned ten years later to find that London isn't the way she left it – and that one barber in particular is in need of help. On hold for major revision.

This paddle's out for blood! Rated M for wild Paddle ultra-violence!

One morning during her romance with Christian, Satine is insecure and asks Christian an important question. Oneshot.

Mrs. Lovette decides to make something sweet from an old recipe, something sweet that brings back memories for both her and Sweeny. Follows an alternate ending to their story.

ShadAmy. One-shot. Amy is infatuated with a certain ebony barman, but during this visit to his bar, will things go as smoothly as they have done before? Or will this time be her last?

mrs.lovett is asked on a date and to avoid it says that she and mr.todd are an engaged couple chaos ensures when they actually have to go through with it eventual Sweenet. Lucy/Ben and Nellie/Ben during flashbacks and onesided OC/Lovett

Originally posted on TBC100 Drabble Site. Prompt for this one was Chocolate. max 150 words. Enjoy, and comment, please!

AU She had a split personality, but he was falling in love anyways. Nothing good could possibly come out of this. DxS. Completed.

Mrs.Lovett is able to avoid death on that fateful night.Sweeney Todd hands over a peace offering in order to gain Mrs.Lovetts' trust.What's the Demon Barber's hidden agenda? A suitor pursues Mrs. Lovett..how will this effect Sweeney?.Ch. 13 up.ToddLovett

Mrs. Lovett is sick of it. She’ll only continue her work if Sweeney Todd finally shows some gratitude towards her.

the love story between two Pong paddles.

Mrs. Lovett has been tired lately, but could it be something more? How will Sweeney react to her serious illness?

He could find anyone as a child, but she was proving difficult. Games Series

Mrs. Lovett gives Sweeney Todd a pie she personally baked for him. What she doesn’t know, is that the barber will behave rather uncharacteristically when he eats it.

Even as she set the bottle down, he didn't quite understand. Games Series

Mr. Todd contemplates Mrs. Lovett's hair.

He blushed at her fawning and was able to overlook her mispronounciation of his name. "Aw, it's nothing too much," he said, scoffing his shoe on the floor. He handed her a small white box tied with a pink ribbon. Gloq.

Mr. Todd wasn't a touchy-feely sort of bloke.

Andrew remembers the first time he looked at her and felt nothing. Andy/Allison drabble.

Mrs. Lovett makes a bet with Mr. Todd. Angsty Toddvett fluff- more angst in the first chapter, more fluff in the second.

Sweeney is tightly wound and tense...well...more so than usual. Mrs. Lovett has the skills to relax him. Will he allow it? And if he does, will Mrs. Lovett be able to contain her feelings for him? SweeneyLovett, mostly onesided ONESHOT

My friend made this, and she BEGGED me to put it on! So read and review! Don't be mean, though. She's a softie.

Danny/Sam, one-shot collection. Each follow a specific theme and all have to do with snuggling. Fluffy goodness! Review!

COMPLETE Y'all may hate me for this. It may deserve the R rating but whatever. It's Dally's birthday and he's kissing someone...someone who's not a girl...

[sweeney todd] Benjamin Barker takes an interest in the domestic life of his neighbor.

Allison thought she and Andy were in the perfect relationship. Bender felt he and Claire could last forever. But suddenly, Andy is quickly whisked away and Claire changes her mind, leaving their significant others in the dust with no one but each other.

In 1964, 5 teenagers [a hippie, a feminist, a preacher’s daughter, a war hero’s son and a shy writer] arrive at school to serve Saturday detention. What happens in that room changes everything, for themselves and for their children. [Challenge Response]

Allison and Bender in the weeks following detention. This is a oneshot into their lives, and it is not only a friendship fic. It is in response to a challenge set for an AllisonBender fic on the forums. Enjoy.

Not as nearly as disgusting as it sounds! A Monday fic with a twist! The Breakfast Club meets again in class, and VP Vernon has been assigned to teach sex ed. Hilarity ensues! [Cameos by a few other JH characters. Challenge Response]

[AU Bender & Allison Friendship]The detention never happened and the two meet by total chance at a club one night. Trouble and craziness ahead! Special appearances by Claire and Andrew.

Monday came and nothing changed. 5 teens can't find the courage to like who they want to like and they are lower than ever. What happens when they land in detention again, 1 year later?

Andy takes a little time to think about the one thing that makes him crazy. [Fluffy AndyAlly One Shot]

A time turner story with a difference. Hermione has to team up with Malfoy, in order to convince Tom Riddle that she really is a pureblood. DracoHermioneTom kind of triangle...THE END! Epilogue added due to massive requests!

Who says the Joker isn’t a romantic?...Even if it is by accident. JokerxHarley

Allison.Bender friendship fic. Some Claire.John, even less Allison.Andy. Mostly dialogue, probably oneshot. Just because I thought they had interesting chemistry in the movie.

This is how Gotham's Most Wanted do Gotham.[HarleyxJoker]

Puddin, do ya think i'm pretty? [HarleyxJoker]

Paralyzed, alone, & without certainty that she'll ever get back, Hermione is thrust into the 40's. There she meets a mysterious young man with a dark past & an even darker future, & what could make things more fun than a school play in the mix.

Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will

[Avenue Q] Set the day after the end of the play. Rod realizes that what he thought was the perfect solution to his problems may not have been exactly what he needed after all.

COMPLETE! An analogy between JekyllHyde and Tom RiddleVoldemort for the intellectually inclined. Hermione has an accident, the Time Turner is destroyed, and she's stuck in 1943. She meets young Tom Riddle in his seventh year, Head Boy, and in his prime.

Danny/Sam, one-shot. Someone's pregnant, and it turns out to be a guessing game for Danny. Who could it be? Review!

Jara is known as "The Loser Of Tulsa High", until Sodapop Curtis takes on a bet and has to make her Miss. Popularity in a month. Helping her in her looks, social life, and love-life(her crush on Pony), but will he realize something too late?

Sweeney Todd fanfic! My version of how I would have liked the musical to have ended.