A/N: Hey! I am a HUGE Klaine fan! (Even though in the When I get you alone video Klaine seems like a bust.) And Scott Pilgrim Versus the World was like the (if not one) of the most epic movies of 2010. So I decided to collide them. This is a story like Scott Pilgrim Versus the World, but with Glee Characters. Hope you like it! PLEASE REVIEW! Enjoy! :)

Disclaimer: No glee wallets, or purses, or phone cases, or characters, or any of that kind of stuffs.

Blaine Anderson
17 years old
Rating: gay

was dating a high-schooler

Kurt Hummel
16 years old
Rating: gayer

They were just leaving the roller rink.

"This was a really fun date, Kurt," Blaine said smiling from cheek to cheek.

Kurt smiled back. "Yeah, I had a great time…so are we making it official?"

"Only if you want to."

"Well…I do."

Blaine smiled even more, though Kurt didn't even think it was possible. "Yes!"

"But…"

Blaine got really nervous hearing Kurt say that. 'But' is rarely good. "But…?"

"You should know about the league."

"The league?"

"The league. The league of the seven evil exes'."

"Um…okay what about it?"

"Well…the seven evil exes' are made up of my seven exes'…well kinda…none of us actually dated but apparently they put the league together anyways."

"Okay…and why should I be worried about this?"

"Because if you want to date me…you're going to have to fight them."

"Why do I have to fight a group of people that you don't really have a relationship with?"

"I don't know. It wasn't my idea. Their leader, the 7th ex, made it up. …But I'm only worried about you because I won't be of much help. I don't know what order the exes' are coming in or how they are going to fight you. But I do know that you're going to have to defeat them to date me."

Blaine was silent for a long time, 'til he burst out laughing. "Ha! You're hilarious!" He said in between laughs. "The league of seven evil exes'! Oh…scary! Ha!"

"I'm serious, Blaine."

"…Um…so when is the fighting going to start?" Kurt's face looked dead serious, but Blaine still didn't fully believe him until a voice from behind them said,

"Right now."

Kurt and Blaine turned around to see

Artie Abrams
Nickname: Kid in the Wheelchair
Fun Fact: He's in a wheel chair

"I," Artie paused for a dramatic effect, "am Kurt's first...evil...ex...boyfriend!"

A question mark suddenly popped up on the top of his head. "…Artie?" Blaine looked to Kurt with a confused look on his face.

"Don't look at me! I'm just as confused at you are!" Kurt said pointing at the question mark, that was identical to Blaine's, above his head.

"How am I going to fight a kid in a wheelchair? He's in a wheelchair! It's against my morals!"

"Well…if you truly do love Kurt, which you don't! Then you'll do absolutely anything for him." Artie simply stated. "Now man up and fight me you pansy!"

That was it. Blaine thought. Artie is going down! Literally. Blaine ran up to Artie and pushed his chair down.

"Dude! Not fair!" Said Artie in protest.

Blaine smiled. "Seems pretty fair to me." He offered Kurt his arm. "Kurt?" Kurt put his arm through Blaine's and they slowly walked to Blaine's car. "One down; six to go."

Thanks to all for reading! PLEASE REVIEW! Love you all! I'll update ASAP.