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 Author has written 11 stories for Alex Rider, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight. Greetings to all of my loyal readers and reviewers out there. Hello to all you random strangers looking at my profile as well. Hello to all of you and here's hoping you come bearing gifts :D Anyway, my name is Maddy, I'm a teenager. I'm in that somewhat aggravating stage between being a teenager and a fully-fledged adult... You know, you can drive, have sex, move out of home, get piercings and tattoos, but you can't drink, you can't vote and chances are any official paperwork still needs to be signed by a parent. But I'm sure many of you out there know plenty about that. So, more about me. I dye my hair. A lot. In unnatural colours. I recently attempted to turn my hair violet, but it ended up a subtle-ish red colour instead. I have brown eyes, but would prefer grey or green. I'm a little shorter then average, neither attractive nor downright repellant, suffer an appaling superiority complex and can not function on a human level under any cicrumstances without the assisstance of caffeinated beverages. I love reading, writing and intellectual discussions. On the flipside, I also adore fights, Family Guy and turning my brain completely off sometimes. I am very much influenced by music, I am always listening to something. I adore most sorts of music, although my preferences fall within 'gothic symphonic metal', 'rock', 'dance/trance/techno' and anything with melodic violin pieces. I write for Alex Rider, Batman Begins/Dark Knight and have been considering expanding into the Harry Potter category. That probably won't happen though, I'm not that crazy about HP fics, unless they're absolutely outstanding. CHARACTER PICS FOR 'STOCKHOLM SYNDROME' Doctor Vahns: http:///images/lonely.jpg Patricia: http:///thumb_133/117472059575Z7EZ.jpg Ed Geralds: http:///i/pix/2007/10_01/UsmanovDM0210_468x560.jpg Marshall Banks: http:///RobertKellerComedian/images/content/Gabriel.bmp | |||||||
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Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 441,168 - Reviews: 3955 - Favs: 3,429 - Follows: 3,810 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Bad Jokes by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,240 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
Faint Hearted by Scorpia710 reviews
Wolf clenched his fists as a familiar face appeared on the screen. "Cub," Fox whispered as he and the other three men stared at the next target and youngest member of K Unit. Mix in everyone's favorite assassin and what do you get?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,983 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter by Imogen Kain reviews
Funny, how trying to fight it just made it harder. Or more complicated. Weirder. Funnier. Definitely funnier. But fighting the inevitable was a waste of time, no matter how much you wanted to keep yourself intact... JokerXOC, during TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 36 - Words: 174,758 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Joker, OC - Complete
Father Figure by Perzephone reviews
The Joker's only daughter is young and afraid. With an intelligent mind she knows the difference between right and wrong, gifted with the conscience her father lacks. She loves him, but she is suffering from the toll crime can take. This is her story.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,537 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Me & My Old Lady by Madame Estrella reviews
Why won't you let me help you?" She pleaded reaching out to him in every way. "You can't save me, Harley."
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,387 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Joker
Are you watching? by Grayfang reviews
Post TDK. What happens when another wild card is thrown into the game for Gotham's soul? OC and Joker - NOT a romance. R&R
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,916 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/12/2008
If the Foundations Be Destroyed by alice chess reviews
Post-TDK. Bruce Wayne's life goes from bad to worse, courtesy of his newly-escaped archnemesis. How can the Joker be defeated when Batman is in his unknowing clutches? Includes OCs. Violence, possible deaths.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 143,383 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
The Secrets Of Scary People by J-Horror Girl reviews
There's something living in that chest. It's been in there for two hundred years. Don't fool yourself. The lock isn't broken. It just doesn't work... from the outside.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 120,616 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - J. Crane
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1971 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Jeremiah's Well by alice chess reviews
Post-Dark Knight. In Arkham, the Joker finds his dark view of the world confirmed when the Batman is placed as his new neighbor. But should he be happy about this, or not? Warning: dark/depressing, insanity, violence, possible character death.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,509 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Dear Robin, I Don't Even by Dollfayce reviews
Sequel of sorts to previous hit, "Dear Robin, Love Batgirl." A just hilarious treatment of romantic travails in Gotham City as experienced by everyone's favorite Gotham ladies.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2009
Knife's Edge by mml94 reviews
Sequel to Spider's Web. Two brothers. Two stories. Two paths. There's a thin line between good and evil. A knife's edge dividing the two. And when you cross an invisible line with dire consequences, can things ever return to the way they were?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,157 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008
All the Madmen Live Here by AliceInBloom reviews
Amy had found her niche in the city of Gotham, New York. She had also found two people that she would need the most. Who are they? Why, two of Gotham's Most Wanted of course! Warning: Slight love triangle!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,348 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Joker, J. Crane
I am Gotham by Lasgalendil reviews
Selena Kyle. Rachel Dawes. Harvey Dent. Bruce Wayne. Edward Nigma. Jack Napier. Jimmy Connolly. Gwen Paltron. In the rising death toll of corruption and scandal, Gotham’s citizens tell their stories. But can you know them by their words alone? Nolanverse.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Dark Humor by DahliaASant reviews
What if Batman had chosen to save Harvey instead of Rachel--what would happen if the White Knight had fallen? Rachel grieves and can't quite pull herself together again, but she's thirsty for revenge, and the Joker wants to exploit her anger.. Joker/Rach
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,976 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Just A Simple Fix by DreamsInBlackAndWhite reviews
A boy who doesn't trust anyone. A girl who's been used a thousand times. He hates everyone, most of all himself. She's not sure it's worth the fight anymore. There are no simple fixes for the troubled. No romance whatsoever.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,589 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009
Collaboration by The Firm reviews
Alex Rider is on the run. And thirteen people are writing about it.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/28/2009
Duty to the Dead by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
They say spies have no loyalty. They are wrong. But what happens when Alex finds something he is willing to sacrifice everything for? Can he find it in himself to betray his country, and do what is right? Rated T for violence and some strong language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,131 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Jester and the Lawyer by moonservant reviews
TDK SPOILERS! After their encounter at the party, the Joker takes an interest in Rachel Dawes.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,644 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008
All There Is Always by Dollfayce reviews
We get to this point, and one of us cannot go any farther, no matter how the other might beg.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,505 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Playing Games by Nins reviews
A new, ruthless, cruel, and slightly more cheerful Joker returns to terrorize Gotham and wreak havoc among the citizens, but someone else returns as well to thank him for a favor. Sort of AU, Joker/Rachel.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,664 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Joker, Rachel D.
In Loco Parentis by amitai reviews
When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,398 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006
Karmic Balance by swabloo reviews
Where one good turn deserves another, and a bad one needs to be balanced. Yassen and Ian, working together to rescue the one thing that ties them to each other: a seven year old Alex Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,686 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Ian R., Yassen G. - Complete
The Things We're Blind To by CunningMascara reviews
Year 10 is going to be a long one, for sure. Being rewritten, pending deletion and new name.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008
City of Sorrows by Kagmi-Cron reviews
The battle for Gotham's soul has a new player. When the Joker breaks out of Arkham, he finds himself at odds with a powerful newcomer known as the Riddler. As the forces of order and chaos clash over Gotham, can those trapped between them hope to survive?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,166 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Joker, J. Gordon - Complete
Chelsea Grin by buggerfck reviews
That’s my favorite kind of laughter – the painful, uncontrollable kind. The kind that goes on and on and on until you can’t breathe anymore and it feels like you’re just gonna DIE if one more howl lets loose from your lungs. SEVEN: Poison & preparation.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,264 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008
Evening Star by Akrakataastreifa reviews
When a new girl comes to town, it's cause for talk. When the new girl is 11,500 years old, interest levels are going to rise. When the new girl discovers a coven of vegetarian vampires, chaos is going to ensue. No duh...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,846 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008
Beautiful DistractionsFormerly The Baby Journals by DreamsInBlackAndWhite reviews
Marriage is never easy, and when an arguement saves the Rider's lives, who are they to complain? Will John manage to fix his mistakes and get the girl? Or will Ian Rider succeed in every baby brother's dream- Stealing his older brother's girlfriend?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
When Circumstances Clash by Lore or mess reviews
On a simple mission to secure a weapon on a cruise liner, Alex realizes that there's more to the job when thieves, assassins and numerous governmental agencies start poking their noses in. Plus, a new player has MI6 running in circles. OCs, Xovers, slash.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,482 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/22/2008
No Room for Confidentiality by KayosHybrid reviews
Who said the Joker was unresponsive to cognitive therapy? Batman/Joker. Might remain a oneshot. Rating might go up if continued.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Joker
Clovers and Blue Moons by Rurouni-Wolf reviews
He's a reluctant former professor. She's a dead guardian angel on vacation. The Joker is still a pain-in-the-ass, and Harvey still needs saving. Poor Gotham.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008
Breaking the Rule by KayosHybrid reviews
Because everyone has a limit. Possible character death. Intended oneshot. Hint of Batman/Joker. Please Read and Review.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
The Word Eater by ImiTation reviews
I have followed Yassen Gregorovich's story from the highs to the lows. I have shared in his triumphs. I have wept with his words. And now, I give you his story. The Word Eater. When Death tells a story, you really have to listen. Rating for language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,369 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008
A Civil Partnership by amitai reviews
SLASH, eventual Alex/Yassen. MI6 take things a step too far with Alex, then send him to New York for his latest assignment. We all knew Alex's 'teenage rebellion' stage would be impressive. But add in Yassen Gregorovich, and the results are... explosive.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,954 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Why So Serious? by This.Is.SCRUMPTIOUS reviews
During/before TDK. During his first visit to Arkham, the Joker finds another toy to play with that might be even more fun than the black bat, and this chick is willing to be played with. Harley Quinn/Joker Rated T to be safe.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,239 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008
Hearts, Stars, and Horseshoes by Rurouni-Wolf reviews
Here I thought things couldn't get any worse. But I'd forgotten something--I was the guardian angel of one singular Harvey Dent. Please. Kill me now. GOD DAMMIT, JOKER!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,996 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Send in the Clown by Yuri Gagarin reviews
A man tired with the status quo decides to do something about it...I.E. the rise of the Joker. Set during Batman Begins.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2008
Yassen by MaStEr-WoLfIe reviews
Yassen Gregorovich survived the bullet! Finally updated! Chapter 10 now added!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 1/13/2005
Alex Rider: UNITI by Fensta reviews
4 years 'post SCORPIA'. Alex survives the bullet, but goes into hiding. As MI6 finally disband SCORPIA, it's time for Alex to reappear, but at 18 years of age, do the security services still have a use for him?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,621 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Alex R./Cub, OC
The Agent by Greathe reviews
Alex isn't shocked to learn that he isn't the first teenager to be used by MI6. But he is shocked by what he is asked to do next, and the lesson he will learn in the process. Set somewhere between books 3 and 4 in what is now an AU. One Shot
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - A. Blunt, Alex R./Cub, Smithers - Complete
A Working Day by amitai reviews
John and Helen Rider escaped Scorpia, and lived. John still works for MI6... but now he has bigger problems to deal with. Like, this Take Your Child to Work Day, for Father and Son, arranged by Alex's school. Chaos, anyone?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006
An Object Lesson by amitai reviews
Everyone in Alex's school has thought him a bit wimpy, ever since his uncle died, and he started spending more and more time off school... with no good excuse. How will they react when they find out just how wrong they were? COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,151 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
I Love You, But Please Die! by Paloma Latina reviews
Have you ever met one of those kids whose mother is over protective, embarrassing, moody and yet only wants what's best for their ‘darling little baby’? Well, I am one of those poor human beings. It sucks, especially when you're going insane. Marauder Era
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,090 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007
Viva El Chacorro! Long Live The Cub! by PrattlingPrincess reviews
Take a sixty year long conflict in Colombia. Add Alex Rider. Sprinkle in four carefully chosen SAS opperatives. Then pour in a two week trek through the Colombian jungle, and a mission that's sure to fail. Mix violently. Please drink responsibly.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,138 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007
Don't Go Into The Woods Alone by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Isabella Swan made one major promise to Edward Cullen. Don’t go into the woods alone. But what if Bella broke that promise? Rated T to be safe. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,320 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
vampire, my love by midnightmoon21 reviews
My version of what happens after new moon. When Bella's put in a real life or death situation, will Edward be able to make the choice to let her live with him forever, or let her die, the way she's suppoed to? lots of fluff at times.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,264 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/21/2007
A Shot Raven by Amongst-Azarath reviews
Raven gets shot and loses a lot of blood. Robin is determined to help raven regain herself and get revenge on the villain.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,291 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Raven, Robin
The Marauder's Joy by Breezi reviews
Just a Lily and James central story, but everyone is there. Trouble, scandal, and heartbreak. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,046 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
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Sighting reviews
Alex feels like he's losing it after being saved from an accident by a dead man. Then, a mysterious 'Ray Dunne' appears with demands he stop his search for Yassen Gregorovich. Sure he's not chasing shadows, Alex is determined to find out what's going on.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,914 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008
Stockholm Syndrome reviews
In love with a psychotic clown and losing faith in good, insanity is looking better then ever & Harley's more then happy to go along with the Joker's war against Batman & Gotham City. She has no clue what she's getting into. Nolanverse, HQ/J
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,895 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Cut and Run reviews
Alex Rider’s life is run by people who see him merely as a disposable tool. He’s been beat up, run down and sent all over the world for reason’s he doesn’t understand or care about. So, it’s no wonder he’s looking for a way to cut and run.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Challenge reviews
Challenge. Definition: Fleeing MI6, joining Scorpia, ending up with a Russian with a drug problem as your only family, being hunted by every man and his dog and trying to successfully complete therapy, all at the same time. Alex knows what a challenge is.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,175 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 1/8/2008
For You reviews
Slightly angsty one-shot. The Dark Knight, Gotham’s most hated hero, spends a melancholy evening wishing for another reality. The woman with whom he would create such a life keeps him company, delivering a promise for their future together. BW/SK
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Thicker then Water reviews
One-Shot. Sorta Fluffy. They say blood's thicker then water, although sometimes this holds true in the most unfortunate of circumstances. Gotham City faces disaster where perhaps family therapy would have been better appreciated.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Joker - Complete
No Laughing Matter reviews
One-shot BW/HQ '...She should have understood, love was no laughing matter, especially when the angry boyfriend was a homicidal clown...' Very unlikely scenario, but a fun to imagine.. Has touches of BTAS in regards to Harley's portrayal. R'n'R please
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Retribution reviews
One-Shot. Scorpia doesn't forget, and it does not, under any circumstances, forgive. Trying to help a frightened teenage girl will cost Alex his life.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
False Finality reviews
Prelude to 'Challenge'. After Yassen triggers a lethal chain of events after realizing someone in Scorpia is lying about the 1 thing that matters to him, he has to cope with the ghosts of his past whilst struggling with his growing depression & drug abuse
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,883 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008
Kill or be Killed reviews
When Alex finds himself on the run with 2 killers, he quickly realizes that the only way he's going to survive is to fight dirty. It'll take more then brute force to escape MI6's control once & for all. It's kill or be killed & Alex is determined to win..
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 127,736 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007
Alex Rider Line of Humanity reviews
When Alex is offered the chance of a lifetime by someone who's meant to be dead, he takes it. Things aren't that simple though, he's gone 1 step further then Scorpia with the two most wanted Russians alive. Both side are going to cross a line of humanity
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,883 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007
