Hi! Rurouni_Wolf here. '_ I'm a newbie, so, yeeeaaahhh... My goal is to write plot-driven fiction-- and we'll see how well that works out. I write mainly with OCs. Don't like? Don't read. No Mary-Sues, though. And I'm not a huge Sasuke fan, so... yeah. Don't expect him much in my stories without him getting hurt. A lot. But not Naruto. He's just kawaii. (Irritating, but kawaii.) Hmm... I feel a commercial coming on...

--Sakura and Ino come on, singing "I WANT SASUKE!" to the tune of "I Want Candy" (or whatever it's called.)-- Kakashi: Brought to you by Icha Icha Syndicated! Read Icha Icha and become a dedicated--

Sakura and Naruto: LAZY! Kakashi: --punctual--

S & N: LATE! Kakashi: irritated, visible eye twitching RESPECTED Jounin like me. _

S & N: You mean a PERVERTED Jounin like you!

Kakashi: -_-' ICHA ICHA FLASHER NO JUTSU!

S & N: fall over, noses bleeding and eyes twitching My eyes... my virgin eyes... Kakashi_

Naruto: I want-- Rurouni-Wolf: DON'T SAY IT!

Naruto: clueless Don't say--

Rurouni-Wolf: DON'T SAY HER NAME! I HAVEN'T REVEALED IT IN "ONCE UPON TOMORROW" YET!

Naruto: I was just gonna say I want my girlfriend. :P

RW: -_-'

Naruto:D

RW: 0_o

Naruto: lips twitching :) Can I stop smiling now?

Sasuke: YAOI NO JUTSU! BWA-HA-HA-HAAAA! I PROVE MYSELF HOTLY SUPERIOR ONCE AGAIN! --snuggles against Naruto, who looks freaked out and ready to kill him-- Right, kitsune-koishii? --nuzzles his neck--

Naruto: RASENGAN!

Sasuke: --dies, then brought back to life by a perverted Orochimaru-- Foolish little brother.

Naruto: ... -_-' Wrong Uchiha, Sasuke-teme.

Sakura: --head in hands-- Idiots. I am SURROUNDED by idiots.

Yet another dose of random humour from moi. Do not question. Only mock. Yes, I will eventually update. Currently, I have writer's block on Once Upon Tomorrow (yet, strangely, I keep getting scenes from the sequel. I'm dooomed... just kidding. I hope.)

Current Projects:

Once Upon Tomorrow: On hold, for the moment, until I get the stupid Tea Country Arc finished. -_-

Shield and Sword: DEFINITELY on hold until I finish Once Upon Tomorrow. Kakashi/OC.

Untitled As of Yet: A Zabuza/Haku/OC romantic dramedy (STRAIGHT pairings) that I personally giggle over. Currently planning it on the WAFFy, cute side, but since I'm trying to keep 'em in character, we'll see how terribly that turns out. Or not. I mean, come ON! Zabuza freakin' CRIES! Even HAKU doesn't cry! And, yes, it'll be an AU because THEY DON'T DIE. _ What can I say, Haku was the lure that drew me into Naruto, so he has a special place in my heart. Zabuza's growing on me--damn my rusty weed-whacker! --silence-- Yes, yes, poor joke. Fear my fearsome humour!

Untitled As of Yet: A serious (tragic? not too sure yet) story of Hatake Kakashi (yes, I AM a Kakashi fangirl. Shoo.) and an OC (and, be assured, I use different female OCs for each story. @_@) and their tangled relationship, with a sinister turn taken when Orochimaru threatens to destroy her. Another shinobi/civilian love story. I love writing those. What can I say? It's my mojo.

Working title of The Question Of Power: Kabuto betrays Orochimaru for reasons known only to himself, to line himself up with a civilian girl who, as a joke, has "plans of world domination." Unfortunately, when Kabuto enters the picture, it all turns deadly real. In a world where deception is survival, one girl dares to tell the truth. The only question is: will she survive the consequences?

Drama, Kabuto/OC... maybe. To Be Free: Orochimaru, to reward Kabuto and end all of the irritating rumours that the spy/medic-nin is is love-slave, tells Kabuto to find himself a woman. Kabuto, ever loyal? to Orochimaru, obeys and buys a girl-slave, one who is as timid and gentle as he is twisted. Their relationship becomes twisted into mutual companionship, and they struggle to survive in Hidden Sound facing the demons of the shinobi underworld and of their minds. Drama. Definite Kabuto/OC.

Love Is Blind: Itachi/OC. Dramedy. Complete fun. When Itachi and Kisame stumble upon a girl blinded in a shinobi battle, "collateral damage", her strange and gentle ways manage to make inroads into their hardened hearts. However, nothing is what it seems, and when a figure from her past threatens to tear the odd threesome apart, they find that her past is as strange as her blinded eyes. Not nearly as dramatic as it sounds--mostly.

That's about it... for now. I wanna write a Soujiro/OC story (hugs Tenken) but... that's much later on. See ya!

--RW

P.S.--Message sessha for a pic of a grown up Hikaru-chan:P