Hi peoples! This is the last chapter :( mondo sadfulness but I have plenty of other AMAZING (if I may say so myself) Glee Fanfiction ideas. Check out some of my other stories. I'll be starting others soon.
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Disclaimer: STILL NO GLEE STUFF! UGH! This is irking sadness :(
CHAOS THEATRE LEVEL 1
Blaine pointed at the guy with the lollipop.
"Your hair looks stupid."
The guy blew up into 700 coins.
Blaine reached the two men in front of the elevator.
"Second password." The one on Blaine's right said. Blaine responded to the man by punching his face. He quickly did the same thing to the other guy. He kicked the guys until they both exploded into a total of 1400 coins.
He went down the elevator and pushed two random people that were near him, giving him 700 bonus points.
"Blaine Anderson!" Blaine turned to see Karofsky upon a pyramid-shaped platform, again. "Hey buddy-"
"Save it. You're pretentious. This club sucks. I've got beef. Let's do it." Each insult gave him an extra 50 points. Blaine started running up the pyramid, but only to be stopped by Karofsky's words, yet again.
"W-w-wait. You want to fight me…" He gestured toward Kurt. "For him?"
"No. I want to fight you for me."
This time, a purple flaming sword broke out of his chest.
BLAINE EARNED THE POWER OF SELF RESPECT!
LEVEL UP!
GUTS +5
HEART +6
SMARTS +7
BALLS +8
Blaine pulled out the sword. The ninja bodyguards attacked him again. He only had to hit each person once with the sword to make them turn into coins. Blaine was left alone on one knee in a short amount of time. Karofsky pulled out his sword and headed toward Blaine. Blaine jumped into the air to attack Karofsky. When the two collided, Karofsky was the one to fall to the bottom of the pyramid.
"You dick." Karofsky said wearily. He dropped to the ground, not making any more attempts to get up at the moment. This gave Blaine 7000 points.
Blaine approached Kurt who was still sitting in his chair at the top of the pyramid. Kurt was wearing at shocked expression.
"You okay?" Blaine asked.
Kurt rubbed the back of his head. The chip was turned off. "Never felt better." Kurt replied with a smile.
"Hello!" Kurt and Blaine saw Karofsky standing once again. "I thought we had a fight going on here!"
"Oh you're got a fight alright." Blaine jumped down to meet Karofsky on the middle level of the platform.
VERSUS
"Wrong move, baby." Karofsky said as he did different hand movements until he reached a times 6 bonus and pulled out an electric sword.
OFFENCE
HAIR x7
BLADE x7
COCKINESS x7
STYLE x7
Blaine and Karofsky battled with their swords, until Karofsky pushed Blaine down. Kurt used the sword Karofsky dropped to stop Karofsky's sword from hitting Blaine. Kurt threw it in the air, and barely slit Karofsky's neck with his own sword.
2 PLAYER MODE
"You made me swallow my gum." Karofsky angrily said. "It's gonna be in my digestive track for seven years!"
Kurt and Blaine fought Karofsky vigorously. They all moved to the top of the pyramid. Karofsky pushed Blaine down, again, and luckily Kurt was still there to protect him. Unfortunately, Kurt was kicked off the edge of the platform. He was blinking blood red and his sword was no longer in his grasp. Blaine jumped over Karofsky and cut his cheek, midair. Blaine didn't have enough time to stand back up, once he hit the ground, to block Karofsky's next move. Karofsky lifted his sword over his head and came down onto Blaine's sword. Blaine sword was broken into thousands of tiny purple squares. The flame in each of them was dying out, quickly. Kurt moved back to where Karofsky stood and put a hand on his shoulder. Karofsky turned to Kurt.
"Yeah," Karofsky said with a smile, "still my princess."
Kurt put his arms around Karofsky's neck. "Let's both be princesses." Kurt kneed Karofsky in the crotch, making Karofsky scream. Karofsky slapped Kurt to the ground.
BAD!
Kurt was kicked down the stairs. He rolled and rolled until he reached the bottom, blinking red like mad.
BAD!
Karofsky turned around to see an upset Blaine.
"What?" Karofsky asked him.
GET READY!
HERE WE GO!
Blaine charged toward Karofsky. Blaine punched him and kicked him, many, many times.
Punch!
GOOD!
Kick!
GOOD!
Punch!
GOOD!
Kick!
COMBO!
Blaine threw Karofsky in the air and kicked him so he would do a back flip.
PERFECT!
Karofsky landed sitting on his knees.
Karofsky laughed. "Who do you think you are, Anderson? You think you're better than me? Well I'll tell you what you are." Karofsky turned to face Blaine, though he was still on his knees. "A pain in my ass! Do you know how long it took to get all the evil exes contact information to form this stupid league? Like 2 hours! Two hours!" Karofsky spit a coin out of his mouth. "You're not cool enough for Kurt. You're a zero. You're nothing! Me? I'm what's hip! I'm what's happening! I'm blowing up right now!"
"You are blowing up." Blaine said as he moved closer to Karofsky. "Right now!" Blaine kicked Karofsky in the face. Karofsky burst into 7 billion coins.
K.O.!
Blaine went down to where Kurt laid at the bottom of the pyramid.
"Kurt! Are you alright?"
"Yeah I'm fine-"
"Blaine Anderson." A ghostly voice that sounded like Karofsky whispered. "You can defeat me, Blaine. But can you defeat…yourself?"
Blaine turned around to see himself, but with grey skin and piercing red eyes.
"Uh oh." Kurt said. "Mega Blaine."
MEGA BLAINE!
Kurt got into position to fight him.
"No," Blaine stopped Kurt. "This is something I have to face…" Blaine stepped forward. "…myself."
SOLO ROUND!
Kurt was waiting outside, as Blaine had told him to do. The doors opened to reveal Blaine and Mega Blaine walking and talking together.
Blaine was saying, "They have this incredible French toast with, like, bananas on it. And you can get bacon on the side."
"Yeah, I'm liking that." Mega Blaine enthusiastically said.
"Well, let's do it next week."
"Yeah!"
"Yeah, alright. Be good." Blaine patted Mega Blaine's upper arm.
"Yeah." Mega Blaine made a left and went away.
"Hey," Blaine nodded to Kurt.
"What happened?" Kurt questioned.
"Oh, nothin'. We just shot the shit. He's-he's a really nice guy. We're going to get brunch next week. We, uh, actually have a lot in common."
"Your hair…it's getting really curly."
"It is?"
"Yeah. …I should probably go."
"Why? You're going?"
"You're a great guy, Blaine, but you deserve someone better than me-"
"You know that's not true. You're the best. You're best for me and I can't even imagine being with anyone else. ...Let me at least come with you."
Kurt smiled. I held out my hand. He took it and we walked through the white door and into the darkness inside it.
CONTINUE?
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