A crossover between Mass Effect and Cthulhutech. Humanity has won the Aeon War and has since expanded and thrived. How will the galaxy fare with this new power?

Le 31 octobre, Harry Potter vainquit le seigneur des ténèbres, mais par erreur, Dumbledore décréta que son petit frère, Matthew Potter, était le véritable élu. Suite à cette méprise, sa vie s'en trouvera fortement modifiée, et celui qui aurait dû être le garçon auréolé de gloire devînt celui dont personne ne se souciait. Grey:Harry; James/Weasley/Dumbledore:Bashing; Good/Lily !

Dean a tendance à l'oublier, mais Castiel est une entité ancienne et puissante, une arme de Dieu. Il n'est pas à sa première apocalypse et a assisté à d'innombrables tragédies. Façonné par une éternité d'obéissance aveugle, le libre-arbitre est sans doute pour lui le plus cruel des poisons. [Centré sur Castiel - Pré-série et saison 4 complètes. Saison 5 entamée. Destiel tardif]

In a world where whatever you write upon your skin is transferred to your soulmate, Thranduil is left holding court in Mirkwood with a rainbow dancing across his forehead after millennia of being blemish free. Fem!Harry. Fem!Harry/Thranduil

This world has no need for her, offers no destined paths and fated battles, for it is not hers to save. But Harry — Harry, whose father was brave enough to face Voldemort head on, whose mother was brilliant enough to outsmart him, Harry, who has Lannister blood running through her veins and magic purring under her skin — Harry will reshape it all the same. Robb/Harry

Raising a pack of raptors was one thing. Finding himself in a mental bond with them was another. Being forcefully bonded with a pair of creatures that shouldn't even exist was so far out of the realm of possibilities Owen Grady had clung to that at this point he's not even sure what to do with himself. Oddly enough, Henry Wu is the only one not freaking out.

I bring to you the next installment of all Harry!Centric crossover one-shots! Enjoy!

War. War never ends. Thrown into a new war in a new life, Tanya must do what it takes to get what she truly wants. A five story mansion and a retirement fund in the safest place in Azeroth: the capital city of Lordaeron.

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

The United Republic of States after 6000 years ascends to the stars. The Council will have to contend with a nation that is better than them in every way. This is kind of a humanity F* Yeah! story. Well what did you expect from a game that lets you build a nation that makes our countries look like boy scout troops. Rated T for "Just in Case..."

All life on Earth had been consumed by Blacklight. With no Biomass to feed on, Blacklight had to evolve, adapt, and grow. Now a collective Council of Aliens discovers the existence of such a life form. How do the aliens see a form of life that is viral, how they deal with it, what are the consequences to the galaxy of such a race existing at all.

The First Contact War brought untold destruction to Earth, reducing Humanity to a shell of its former self. For 900 years, Humanity has been working tirelessly to lay claim to its own slice of the Milky Way Galaxy, and they are prepared to bring the Council to its knees to accomplish their goals. (Massive AU, New Technologies, and a far different humanity.)

Snippets of Harry's life with three giant robots. Who said that the life after Voldemort was boring?

This was a first for us Autobots: never before have we come in contact with a species like these humans, so eerily similar to our own race and twice as tenacious as Sparklings. The question was, how far can we trust the humans with our culture? (Gradual AU, updated version and other materials will be available on AO3, under the same name.)

Circumstances arise that force the familial relationships in the Cody family to change whether they like it or not. Takes place about four months after the season one finale so there are spoilers!

The whole war, the lives lost, the families ruined, everything that had happened in the last decade fell upon one thing, Harriet Potter being a Potter. Only when Harry gets a surprise inheritance from her mother does she find out the truth kept buried deep, she was never a Potter to begin with. She is her fathers daughter, just not the father everyone had believed... Fem!Harry/Jax

AU When Sam used the Allspark to kill Megatron, he was given a choice: change the past or save the future. He chose to change the past, at the loss of everything he knew on Earth, and saved thousands of lives by sacrificing his own to become Altor Prime.

People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden. What they don't ask is if I've ever fucked Tyler Durden. The answer to both questions is yes.

Harry Potter finds himself, and his normal bi-polar luck, pulled out of a quiet retirement and into the limelight of the 23rd century. He finds a grand new stage upon which his 'saving-people-thing' can act, and before he can say no, is pulled into the middle of a galaxy-spanning conflict. Rated 'M' for bad words and ideas, re-worked and re-posted. Enjoy.

Young Samuel Witwicky lives far from the light pollution of the city, giving him and his astronomer father a clear view of the skies. This also gives him a clear view of one alien crash landing in the trees nearby, and an open door into a war he could have avoided by simply staying inside. From a kid always getting into trouble to the only human in contact with real aliens.

He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of dead things. He is the second son of the king, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might. Very Abandoned

Sitting in his cell, Tyrion of House Lannister needs a champion. And he gets one, but not Prince Oberyn. But rather a ghost. A ghost from the land...of Sparta! Kratos will be from the most recent game. So expect Atreus and Mimir in this too.

Harry has always wanted someone to love him. When Eric Northman comes into his life Harry can't help but fall for him, head over heels. This is NOT abandoned I just don't have a lot of time to write it right now. I do however have plans to update :)

Harry Potter is well-known to the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros as the child of Robert Baratheon and the late Lynna Stark. With the title of firstborn Crown Prince, Hadrian Eddard Baratheon, changes the rules of the game and the world as he sees fit. He has to, because Winter Is Coming and his enemies know it.

The Citadel Council is a peaceful conglomerate of races, blissfully unaware of the horrors that lurk beyond their space. Humanity, meanwhile, is a race that has fought against these alien horrors ever since they made contact. What will happen when the two societies meet? Will peace follow war? Or is the Citadel Council doomed to fall to humanity? Rewrite of When Civilizations Meet.

Mason could say with certainty that there were two sides to Tyler Durden.

Une rupture, une conversation qu'il n'aurait jamais dû entendre, et le monde de Will bascule. Evasion, cavale, nos Murder Husbands dans toute leur splendeur. Post 3X11. Spoiler S3.

Hell no longer could Deal with the Doomslayer. He was too much. They also feared killing him as to be trapped with his soul. So they sent him away. A drift in the stars for hundreds of years till eventually he was discovered by Infinity.

Reborn as the eldest son of Tywin Lannister, Hadrian must shoulder the responsibilities of being heir to Casterly Rock and play the game of thrones. As war takes hold will he rise to win the game or will he be crushed by the factions all around him. Rated M to be safe.

Skull had always done his best to keep his mafia life away from his mother, not because she couldn't handle it but because he wasn't sure the mafia could handle her. (All the different ways the Arcobaleno could meet Skull's mother.) [Fem!Harry ; Teddy-is-Skull]

Aires of the House Baratheon, first of his name, is the second son of Robert Baratheon and Cersei Lannister. In a world of fire and ice, he must carefully tread the waters of power as he strives to climb his way to the top. Surrounded by enemies on all sides, he must hide the truth of a past life to survive the great game and emerge victorious from the ashes.

Samantha Jane Witwicky has survived much in the Eternal War that has raged between the Autobots and Decepticons, but the age of bloodlust and death must come to an end. The time has come for all that was hidden in shadow to come to light. The fate of both of their worlds hangs in the balance. -All the Stars in the Sky, Shooting Stars and Setting Suns, and Soliloquy of Fallen Stars-

It is the basic law, for every life there is a death. Humanity misuses the knowledge entrusted to them, meaning Sam must make the ulitmate choice. Now on a restored Cybertron, two new sparklings are born with memories from a distant past. One carries with him the future of the Cybertroian race.

Optimus Prime has been killed, Earth destroyed, and the universe on the verge of destruction, but the Allspark will do anything in its power to reverse time. Sam Witwicky is now the unwilling hero sent to Cybertron thousands of years in the past to redo a wrongdoing and to ensure that above all else, Optimus Prime must survive.

As humanity stands on the brink of total extinction, Samuel Hayden, Director of the Unified Argent Corporation, enacts a desperate last-ditch plan to ensure mankind's survival. In another time, and in other place, a turian patrol ship encounters a mass relay unlike any other. The peoples of Citadel space and the Terminus have no idea that beyond it lies one thing: Doom.

Sam and alien artifacts have always mixed funny. He wakes with a Spark and in a familiar frame long ago on Cybertron before its destruction with a voice calling him 'Prime' after he fell through the Space Bridge. Megatron rules by Optimus' side, working to make his world a better place. Sam has to try to prevent the war that ruins Cybertron. No Sacrifice, No Victory. TimeTravel

Dying hurt. It wasn't anything like the movies or books said it would be. Dying was messy, painful, and filled with terror, and guilt, and self-loathing. Or at least, that was Sam's experience. But dying, then having to live with that fact, with those memories, was worse in his opinion.

AU where Wade's scars are in the shape of little hearts. When someone hurts him (physically, emotionally, verbally) some of the hearts break apart. But when someone is nice to him and gives him the love he deserves, the hearts will mend and become whole again. No Powers!AU

An AU story with ROTF and G1 elements. Megatron's blast didn't kill Sam instantly. After Sam revives Optimus, he succumbs to his fatal injuries. The Dynasty of Primes decide to give him a second chance... as a sparkling seeker. Contains slash.

Just because Sam couldn't hear them, didn't mean the Primes had left. They said they had been watching him for a long time, and they hadn't stopped just because he'd met them. Rated T for safety. Edits are complete!

A collection of Harry/AnyMale one-shots inspired by anything really! Details at the beginning of each chapter. This will be SLASH any other warnings will be mentioned with every new chapter. NOW open to requests!

AU When a freak electrical storm triggers the residual AllSpark energy within him, Sam Witwicky finds himself stuck in a body not his own. However, the form the AllSpark has chosen to gift him with is... interesting, to say the least.

The Indominus Rex didn't have anyone there for her growing up, which was why she grew up to be a monster. But what if someone had been there? Owen had just wanted to see what all the fuss was about with the hybrid dinosaur. When he got there, he was just in time to see two Indominus Rex eggs hatch. Now they've both imprinted on him. Only time will tell if this will change things.

So the Ministry of Magic has decided to sent someone undercover into the den of the leaders of a newly discovered type of vampire. Harriet can understand that, she can't understand why anyone would think her suitable to play at being secretary to a bunch of leeches, surely defeating Voldemort was enough public service? Fem!Harry. Basically everyone OC!

Janus had a task to do, but sometimes...sometimes he was so very tired. Sometimes, when he looked out on what was, and knew what had to be...he just wanted to lay down. But that's not who Sam was. No Sacrifice, No Victory. And for them? For them, Sam would sacrifice, and be victorious. (A songfic that ties into Of Cybertron- which NorthPeach and I co-write)

Severus Rogue, professeur de Potions redouté, a attendu avec impatience l'occasion de faire payer au fils les fautes du père.Mais s'il y a une chose qu'il découvre, c'est que Harry Potter n'est PAS le fils de James Potter.Le sauveur est de retour, non pas comme le Parfait Gryffondor, mais comme le Parfait Serpentard,et les conséquences s'en feront ressentir. A tout jamais.

Facing eternity and threatened with only a human's lifespan to spend with the one he loves, Jasper Whitlock begins his investigation to understand just why vampire venom does not work upon the lovely Hariel Potter. Sequel to 'you woke the lion up' Female Harry Potter

Barricade wants to know what's so special about the Witwicky boy, and he's determined to find out.

Il voulait qu'il ne pense plus qu'à lui. Il voulait qu'il ne voit que lui. Il voulait qu'il se lève, vive pour lui. Cela a bien marché. Trop bien marché. Et le piège s'est retourné contre lui, si bien qu'il est devenu la muse qui faisait naître les plus folles métaphores dans son esprit. Fin de la saison 2, Os.

Ils sont tombés ensemble. Will se relève tout seul. Comment diable est-il sensé vivre maintenant? Hannigram/One Shot

Will n'a jamais été égoïste. Lorsque enfant, il ramassait les bouteilles vides de son père. Il en souffrait mais ne disait rien. Lorsque Jack lui tendait des photos de meurtres, il les prenait parce qu'il savait sauver des vies. Malgré le fait qu'il allait cauchemarder durant des mois et des mois. Il n'a jamais été égoïste. Jusqu'au jour où il est entre les bras d'Hannibal Lecter.

Travelling through England and attempting to adjust to this 'vegetarian diet' that Peter had heard about, Jasper Whitlock comes across a pretty girl abandoned in the woods with far more despair than should be appropriate. And really, as a Southern Gentleman, he can hardly leave her on her lonesome, can he? Female Harry Potter

A month at NEST base for Sam, what's the worst that could happen? Oh wait, that's right. He just so happens to fallen hard for a certain Prime while also stealing the spark of another Autobot. And is it just me or is the Prime's Ex back from what was thought to be dead? Don't forget that Christmas was coming just around the corner along with New Years! (OpxSam, one-sided BeexSam)

One-Shot Post Saison 2. Cette terrible soirée a laissé un goût d'amertume à Will, qui veut retrouver Hannibal plus que tout. Et si leurs retrouvailles étaient... différentes?

"Your name. Wade... I love the way it tastes on my lips." Peter said, and Wade could have sworn that he saw him smile under the mask. "I'm Peter, by the way."

Harry Potter is born the older brother of the BWL, when Voldemort's attack left both his parents alive and him without magic he is put into the care of a white haired witcher. With conflicts arising between human and non-human, muggle born and pureblood, and his estranged family, it is Harry's job to stand against the evil, the world doesn't need a hero, it needs a professional.

Sam had made the comment in jest. ('I wish I could drive like that') Next thing he knew he was learning. He just hadn't expected the skills he leaned to save his and Bumblebee's lives.

Sequel to Side Effects. The time when Silverstreak got along with Optimus was long ago. Nobody seems to have enough time for him anymore. Even Bee's growing distant. When Silverstreak's life on Earth is bleaker than it has ever been, something happens that throws him into another adventure. It will further change him, and the way mechs view him forever.

Sequel to Moving On. Sam's made his decision. He's going to stay with the Autobots and take his chances. He is still hiding his own secrets from those he calls friends, afraid of the judgement of those who aren't. And as time passes, will the aquisition of the abilities Primus promised drive Sam crazy or will he finally fully trust those who have kept him safe and sane thus far?

Bagheera becomes a father. Bagheera becomes a mother. Bagheera becomes a parent; a soul which loves. Desperately. The furless cub becomes everything.

La résolution de l'énigme est tout ce qui compte pour Sherlock, peu importe le prix. Mais quand Hannibal et Will commettent leur premier meurtre à Londres, ils risquent d'amener le détective à dépasser certaines limites où même John n'est pas prêt à le suivre. Spoiler saison 3 pour les deux séries.

Trying the door and finding it locked, he shrugged. Using more force, he broke the doorjamb and opened the door. Going around the desk, he looked down at the semi-conscious figure there with duct tape holding his wrists. "Huh, Tony Stark." - This contains Slash, Peter Parker/Wade Wilson

Rhaegar Targaryen meets a woman with hair of fire and a face of lightning, and the whole future of Westeros shakes. FemHarry

Inspired by Macx's Pushing Boundaries series. A not-at-all serious look at pack bonding through Dan Carter's eyes. Also, velociraptors are adorable. Chapter 3: Predator behaviour, he might say, except that left him to imagine a raptor sitting in Starbucks holding a latte. Really, it was possible to go too far in cataloguing Owen's raptor traits.

Owen and the raptors get to experience snow for the first time. Yes, on a tropical island. Jurassic World is an odd place...but they have fun. Inspired by Macx's wonderful Pushing Boundaries verse.

When Sam is fatally wounded in a battle, the AllSpark takes matters into its own hands, and in doing so, activates a piece of almost-forgotten Seeker programming.

OS. "Ce sont les faiblesses du coeur qui font les belles défaillances." Pas de Slash mais peut être interprété comme tel. ["Secret Santa" du Collectif NONAME].

[Traduction de la fic de DarkmoonSigel] Will finit par découvrir la vérité. Une petite histoire qui raconte ce qui se passe. Relation établie. [Hannigram]

As much as he liked this whole thing, Owen was getting real tired of people greeting him with the phrase "You're alive!" instead of a typical hello. One shot, fluff.

Apollo never had much luck in love, but when he finally thinks he found the one she is ripped away from him. Only he finds her again, and again. Fem!Harry

The Raptor Pack is back to making Owen's life difficult... and destroying his thanksgiving dinner in the process. Tiny bit of language and booze

Greg Lestrade was happy with his life. He had a good job, a bizarre but solid set of friends and colleagues, and a smoking hot lover. When he is convinced to bring his boyfriend along to a crime scene, Greg finds that things are not exactly as they seem... But hot damn does it all make his lover more attractive.

Hope is restored the spark of every Autobot, for Sam has been returned to them a hundred years after the Decepticons have murdered him. But why does he have Energon in his veins and traces of an object long gone?

When the Decepticons find out from Jetfire about Sam having the AllSpark and constantly leaking it's power, Jetfire and Starscream hatch a plan that requires them to kidnap Sam. Sequel to "Midas Touch." Minor suggested slash at the end.

As Scar gazes down at the at the lifeless body of his brother he doesn't feel triumph, no the only thing he feels is sorrow. One-shot inspired by fan art.

Own Grady, a former Navy man, finally gets to see one of the raptors he was hired to train hatch. (One shot, originally written for and posted on @NotAboutControl, my Twitter role-play account for Owen.)

Batman and the Joker couldn't help it, and neither would ever try to stop. This is how they wanted it; rough, hard, fast, and unforgiving.

Will and Hannibal were, in essence, day and night themselves: two sides of the same coin. SMUT WARNING

Oneshot(s). Post-Control Ending, two and a half years after the end of the Reaper War. Everything explained in beginning Authors' Note. (First "Chapter"): The progeny of Commander Shepard - an AI made to be a facsimile of the Human Spectres' mind, soul, memories, and thoughts - reminisces on the events leading up to the present, and plans for the future.

"Maintenant, vous êtes là avec moi." " Et la falaise s'érode toujours " 3x13.

'God, you've got a beautiful voice.' Hariel always found it funny, that of all the things her soulmate could take note of -the messy hair, the bright green eyes, the scar- it's her voice he points out first. FemHarryxMatt

[Traduction de DarkmoonSigel, Hannigram] Franklin se rince l'œil et apprend l'existence de prédateurs. Warnings : slash, morsures, sang, sexe, exhibitionnisme, thérapie un peu spéciale.

Prowl received the first of Optimus' transmissions but missed the second. Seeing a Prime in flight is the least of the surprises awaiting him on Earth.

The first and most important memory velociraptors have is the very first face they see. It's the same one they will trust for the rest of their lives. One-shot

House déclare son amour à Wilson comme un homme se doit de le faire : entre la pizza et la bière.

Il m'a offert son cœur et il bat maintenant dans ma poitrine, à l'unisson avec le mien. Et je lui ai pardonné, comme il m'a pardonné. Hannibal. Grâce au dieu Baal. Faim de chair. Soif de sang. Être amoral. (Spoiler saison 3)

Owen knew what people whispered when they thought he wasn't listening. That he was crazy for trying to train Velociraptors. He's starting to believe them.

"Owen Grady was being attacked by raptors. And he was enjoying it." Who knew that dinosaurs loved cookies so much, and who knew that Owen could love his raptors so much?

"He is not afraid of her tiny frame, though he should be with his utter lack of defense." Blue meets Owen Grady. One-shot.

For Blue, only one power proved stronger than body and blood. (Written for 'The Hostile Takeover' forum's "Family" Theme Writing Challenge. Rated "T" for moderate blood and gore.)

Owen had lived through the traumatic events for the hand designed killing machine of a dinosaur; watched the close of the park and then ultimately decided that he shouldn't leave. He still had some family left to take care of.

Harry Potter saw things. Many things didn't gaze back. Harry Potter heard things. Many things didn't listen back. Five pitiful senses were not enough to gaze into the deep abyss, but with magic being magic a sixth sense is more than enough to see what humans were never meant to see. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos clash.

TRADUCTION - Quand un héros bizarre entre par effraction dans son appartement pour y passer la nuit, Peter Parker n'est pas ravi. Et pourtant il se retrouve à passer de pointer une batte de baseball sur le type à partager un chocolat chaud avec lui. Fluff.

"To the Sol Alliance and all of Humanity, greetings. I am Harbinger and I have traveled across the galaxy to meet you." Shepard wasn't the first to reach the Catalyst, eons ago, someone else did and they chose synthesis, embedding the desire in the Reapers. They've searched for organics to merge with ever since and now they've found them. AU, First Contact, Humans / Reapers

A l'occasion d'un projet monté par Hagrid, Harry a la possibilité de pouvoir mieux connaître une créature magique, son mode de vie, ainsi que sa culture. Slash!

Here's an anthology of everything from one-shots to drabbles, to challenges. Ratings, parings, and content will vary. Now under revision and welcoming prompts in the reviews!

Set after ROTF. Contains All Spark!Sam. Jetfire's sacrifice in Egypt sets a prophecy in motion that will change Sam's life forever. Megatron is after him (again) but this time because Sam is the living All Spark. Megatron isn't the only one after him. A new organization that is similar to Sector Seven is after him as well. Sam/OP.

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

Sam and Bumblebee have been in a relationship for several years. The world is at peace, the decepticons have not been heard or seen of, and the Autobots live with the humans happily. Doesn't mean that Sam doesn't have other horrors to face-like his parents meeting his boyfriends 'family' and him having to reveal that he is actually dating a large alien robot. Jus cuz I can.

Sam's life begins to look up when the next threat begins to appear and he is placed in yet another strange predicament. Sector Seven is back for one last try at figuring the secrets behind alien lifeforms and they discover history lost even to the Autobots. And how is the world going to take alien robots at their door? Games are changing and something has to give. OptimusxSamXBee

Please read "Things We Don't Tell Humans" before you read the scenes within, otherwise you will spoil the story, or be lost. These are all the tidbits that wouldn't fit in with the rest of the story, or that hit me after I'd already published a chapter. Spoilers for TWDTH, and NEW! Spoilers for TF4. BIG Spoilers for that one.

Even with moving, Buzz snapping out of his Space Ranger daydreams, and Andy rediscovering his love for his former favorite toy, Woody was still the one who had changed the most.

Three years is nothing to a Cybertronian, but an eternity to a human. Sam isn't over the events caused by Sentinel's betrayal and wishes he could have done something more. It helps that Primus agrees with him. Post-DotM. Check out the sequel, i hate snow!

Sam has been allowed to join in on the Autobot training. But how will he do when being entered into War Games against 20 feet robots? A little Series I have started up containing little "Story's" of Sams training.

*One-Shot* Five years after the Simian Flu begins plaguing the world, Will Rodman ventures into the Apes' territory and reunites with Caesar. What he discovers will bring hope to the Apes. *Set between 'Rise' and 'Dawn'*

We know how the story of Caesar and Will starts. This is how that story ends. Set between 'Rise' and 'Dawn'.

After a long day at school, Sam Witwicky couldn't wait to get back to Bumblebee. The pair quickly go on a long drive to spend some quality time alone together. Car!Bee/Sam.

They came from another world, a different culture. Figures they need to lay down some guidelines just to get by. Just how do the Autobots cope with humans without frying their hardrives?

Fear, pain, and hopelessness were a few choice feelings that summed up Subject 00472's status. He was locked up by the government for painful experiments, missing his new alien friends, and couldn't understand the pulling feeling in his heart. Something needed to be done and he hoped that the one bot he longed for would find him. SamxBee. Rated M for strong language and torture.

this a never ending drabble collection, some may get turned into stories, some may not if you want one just ask. If you want to adopt a drabble and make it your own story then by all means go ahead.

C'est bizarre... lança Wilson après un long silence bienveillant. Toutes ces étoiles qui n'existent même plus. Elles sont mortes depuis des centaines d'années et nous ne le savons même pas. House tourna son marshmallow grillé en le rapprochant doucement des braises brûlantes. C'est mieux que de ne pas être vu du tout, je suppose.

When Dumbledore sells Harry in marriage to Khal Drogo, Khal of the largest Khalasar of the Dothraki, Harry thinks that he is going to be left with little to look forward to. Instead he finds the chance of a home, friends, family and love. As he finds himself Khaleesi to Drogo's Khal the agreement made between Drogo and Dumbledore for Harry's hand in marriage over their heads.

Un OS "légèrement" PWP, inspiré de Naka-Choko, l'épisode 10 de la saison 2.

Random drabbles. Bunnies found on the 'net, random pairings, random ideas, anything. PM or review if you have suggestions! Rating subject to change per chapter. First chapter: Optimus is seven letters. Seven is a prime number. Chapter two: Cybertronians lay eggs. Sam finds this out when he finds Barricade's egg. Chapter three: It's winter and Miles dares Sam to lick Bumblebee.

OS. Ce n'est pas la première fois qu'Hannibal vit ce genre de choses, mais c'est probablement la première fois qu'il le vit comme ça. /!\ Rapport sexuel entre homme, SLASH, Hannigram. Enjoy !

Every time he'd get an injury, no matter how small or insignificant, Wade would always fret over him with such exaggerated concern, one would think Peter was losing his life rather than, say, barely losing a drop of blood from a paper cut. Endearing, yes, but also quite irritating. [bday fic for julesplentibrokenvcr on tumblr]

Title from Rammstein! Harry Potter-Black works at the Jeffersonian, is a special agent with the highest clearance, and a complete mystery to Booth; who spends way more time than he should pondering just why everyone seems to adore the Charming Brit!

Teenage Christmas AU. Wade sneaks into Stark tower while Tony and Steve are out to see Peter. And to give Peter a Christmas surprise. Rated M.

Advent challenge of 25 fics of Optimus/Sam. Chapter One: Road trip. Optimus and Sam ride together on a road trip. Optimus harasses Sam with audio books and Sam learns to like them.

Even after a major battle, life will go on. Sam tries to copes with his new life as it gleefully throws everything in it's bucket of oddities at him. But hey, what do you expect with a group of crazy robotic aliens as your family?

Tired of his life after the war,Harry decides to make a change by moving to America and later joining the air force. He didn't expect his jet to literally be alive. And Starscream didn't think he'd actually like a human. Warning: slash human/mech.

How do you save a fish from drowning?

Nick reports in to Captain Renard... on top of the big, roomy desk. (M/M slash. Semi-public/office sex. Pretty much a PWP [sorry?]. Rated M; mature content and language).

A collection of shorts with various characters in multiple Shepard-verses. Each can be read alone, but many can be connected in a minor storyline. Relativly spoilerfree

There are many colours, Bumblebee wasn't sure if he had ever seen so many on one planet. Yet, each and every one of them, made him feel so different.

L'homme est endormi dans la fourrure de ses bêtes, leurs têtes lui font un collier de poils de différentes longueurs, de différentes couleurs ; ça a le lion des portails de manoir, la fougue plumeuse des oiseaux rois. Quelques chiens ont les yeux ouverts sous des cils blonds, roux, bruns. Les mêmes cils en peignes fins ourlent la peau transparente des paupières de leur maître.

Aaron Hotchner has just felt his world crumble and he needs help with Jack. That is when Harry enters the picture. HP/AH. Slash

Quand Will, pendant une crise, arrive dans le bureau d'Hannibal, le psychiatre rentre dans une philosophie intérieure qui va l'emmener plus loin qu'il ne le pense... /HANNIGRAM\ (homophobes s'abstenir).

Requested: Wade has that kink of Peter casually biting his bottom lip while working on something science-ish, reading or just concentrating. Wade thinks it's just super hot, but won't say it because he's afraid Pete might stop when he tells him. Sequel to Eh.

"Mais bon sang, écoute-moi deux secondes, c'est pas lui qui t'a sorti des décombres, c'est pas lui qui s'est sali les mains dans tes tripes ! Il t'a pas traîné jusqu'au motel, il t'a pas recousu le bide ! Il t'a laissé en plan, Dean ! Il t'a laissé tomber, ton putain d'ange gardien."

"Hey, baby boy," Wade singsonged, closing the door behind him. Peter frowned and looked at Wade with blatant suspicion. "Don't baby boy me, Wade. What did you do this time?" / High School AU - BDP!Wade

[SPOILERS saison 8 - Purgatoire - Destiel explicite] "Il me semblait avoir été très clair, Benny. Cas' et moi c'est un lot 2 en 1, promotion exceptionnelle, à prendre ou à laisser. Si l'ange passe pas, l'humain non plus, c'est comme ça. Je préfère rester ici pour toujours que partir sans lui. Capiche ?"

RotF. If Ratchet ain't happy, ain't nobody happy, and while resurrections are awesome, a stressed-out Ratchet isn't a happy one. Sam's new status doesn't exactly help matters.

A series of short and sexy chapter-ettes, detailing the life and times of Jack and Tyler. Loosely based both on the book and the movie. Rated for smut, JackXTyler

An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.

Prompt: Since Wade is Canadian, he obviously says 'Eh' now and then. Peter finds that adorable and can't help but kiss him every time he does it. Even in the most inappropriate moments.

No one likes visiting Medical, except for Clint. Is it the sexy new doctor? Natasha was going to find out for sure.

The human who saved their world three times. The Prime that led The War. Two inspiring figures, bound together by a bond that can never be broken. Watch how two seemingly opposite halves slot perfectly into one whole, life after life. Accepting prompts!

About Sam Witwicky and the Cybertronians as they interact in a world that is changing. Xeno, Male/Non-gender Species, some have little plot.

Response to a Prompt on TFBunnyFarm on LJ: In which Sam is the Doctor under the Chameleon Arch. Time is not exactly a straight progression of cause and effect. It's more of a big ball of Timey Whimey, Wibbly Wobbly... Stuff... Non-Linear one-shots.

He was gone. After 17 years, Woody and Andy had finally parted their ways. However, Woody will soon have to face how his best friend's departure had truly affected him. What could Buzz do to tear him away from misery? And is Andy really ready to move on?

HP/Bones Crossover. While investigating a murder in London, Booth and Brennan interrogate the victim's assistant, Harry Potter-Black. With his boss murdered, Harry decides to take a position at the Jeffersonian Institute under Brennan's guidance. SLASH.

After the battle of Mission City, the Autobots remain on Earth to protect humans. Bumblebee stays with Sam and the others go on to form NEST with the military. Collection of short stories that take place at varying times in the ROTF movieverse.

Poor crazy narrator. Tyler is back and he's putting some things into perspective. Rated M for possible future chapters.

Slash. During a holiday in Japan, Sam gets cursed into a nekomata. When he returns home, the Autobots start to feel attracted to him but the Decepticons too? With both factors chasing him, it doesn't help when his cat side feels the same. EveryoneXSam

During the Third World War, all records of alien contact were lost. But contact with Cybertron is resumed when the USS Constellation is attacked. On the ship is Lieutenant Sam Witwicky. AU StarTrek crossover post DOM

" I am not some beaten down housewife with the alcoholic boyfriend and cat that sleeps on my feet at night. I'm not abused. And I don't want a cat, even if I do like cats better than dogs." - The misunderstandings of others.

Perhaps a slightly overused prompt: Woody's thoughts as he watches Andy drive away. But I just had to join the bandwagon! One-shot.

Law Number 8 Pizza toppings are not an acceptable thing to have a wolf fight over. Law Number 21 Super glue is not an acceptable way to silence Stiles. Law number 18 If you steal food off the sheriffs plate you can't whine if he stabs you with a fork.

Lionel et Bertie ont eu une altercation violente...

Sitting in his car and watching Bonnie with all his old toys, Andy can't help but reflect on how much they had meant to him.

The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.

Sam tries spying on what Bee wants for Christmas. Bee left puzzled and annoyed by the secretive Sam, he turns out to be more than.. Friendly. Sam/Bee Oneshot, Rated M for a purpose. Happy holidays!

Also known as The Mysterious Coupling of Cousin What and Viktor Krum. Definite Squick, with more than a hint of slash and maybe het. Not for those with sensitive constitutions or heart problems. Be warned.

Holoforms look and feel real. So do the clothes they wear. Random idea, crack! Possessive/crushing Bumblebee on Sam.

You know you're spending too much time with the Autobots when:

Bumblebee likes to move places while Sam is in the store. Sam complains, and Epps decides to do him a favor. By kidnapping him. Jazz helps, Barricade gets a laugh, and Miles annoys. Sidestory to The Change, and A list made by Sam and Epps

One-shots during ME1 and ME2. With several species on the Normandy, it was rather obvious that differences between them would be mistaken at times. Continuing.

Everything stretches. Even aliens. Drabble, Bee and Sam friendship.

Expanded drabble. Sam has a secret, Sunstreaker finds out and does something about it. What secret? Hint, read the title. Or the story. I found it amusing, but that's just me. Maybe you have a dif. opinion. Yes, my summary sucks. T for safety. Sum.edited

Sequel to Owls and Larks. ROTF AU: Evil resurrected, living myths, powerful artifacts, possessions and...space herpes? Sam was so not ready for this crap. Sam/Bee. Slightly rewritten due to Dark of the Moon.

Human bodies are so very delicate. It only makes sense that the Autobots pay close attention to their fragile friends. A collection of drabbles on Autobots' thoughts towards humans.

After another one of Wheeljack's projects blow up Sam and Miles are trapped inside with the offlined scientists. They decide to pass the time by making sexual innuendos concerning the Cybertronians. Rated M for safety

DotM 'verse, by Eowyn77. The conversation between Sam and Optimus on the launch pad and its consequences, as seen through Optimus' optics.

Sam is the Allspark, always has been and always will be. But to others he is a tool to be used, a child to be protected. Will he join the Autobots or the Decepticons? Optimus or Megatron? Or does he simply wish to go home?

One month after DOTM, Sam comes to check on Optimus and confront him about something that's been bothering him. No slash, big spoilers for DOTM. Rated in case. One shot.

Bumblebee couldn't really define what humans meant when they said perfect. In his lifetime, he thought he had seen many perfect things, yet he hadn't really seen any until he came to earth.

The Earth had been dying for years. If Harry were a decrepit old man, he would say he could feel it in his bones, but that wasn't exactly accurate for an undying man. Slash.

As Andy drives away, he sees something in Woody that he just can't forget. Final scene of TS3 continued. Contains Spoilers.

Compliant to Steelfeather's own NEST Files: Alien Encounters. Complete fan-fiction inspired by her Instability Universe. Somehow, the Human operatives of NEST must find a middle ground with their Cybertronian Allies. It's not always easy.

Summary: Sam decides to spend his summer at his parents, yet when Bee doesn't immediately greet him, Sam senses that something's wrong. SLASH. Fluff. Bee/Sam. Holo!bee too. Le one-shot.

In a distant future, the war has ended and the All Spark restored to Cybertron. Bumblebee pays a visit to Sam, and remembers the events leading up to his sacrifice.

Someone had to ring up Lionel to tell him the King wished to see him again.

Traduction de la fiction anglaise de GenkaiFan. Harry en a assez de voir sa réputation être mise en pièces et décide d'agir!

Post ROTF. Life is finally getting back to normal for Sam Witwicky, when a visit from Optimus shatters his world...again.

50 sentences about the pairing that doesn't get enough love: Sam and Barricade. -2007-

Lionel takes note of Bertie's state of dress.

Lionel tells the story of the only other man he has been with. High PG-13/Low R rating.

Lionel and Bertie sneak off together in the middle of the day for a nice rest. Schmoop warning!

Several kink drabbles that feature Lionel on top.

Sam Witwicky needs a distraction. Harry Potter unknowingly performs magic in front of a certain pair of trouble-making Autobot twins. Perhaps Sam shouldn't have opened his mouth.

A single moment can change everything. Nothing will ever be the same for him and he knows it. How far can the mind and spirit go before both break? No one wants to find out but they might have to.

Owls and Larks/Rising Sun, Falling Star Universes: In the interest of inter-species cooperation and so we don't kill each other before the Decepticons have a chance to, I have written this list of useful rules.

Bee leaves his precious charge, and the precious charge gets sick. Simple, right? Not when Sam getting sick means multiple types of illnesses, and OF COURSE a meeting with the Cons.

A collection of short one-shots of how Sam and Bee meet through alternate universes. Chap 3: Avatar: Last Airbender crossover. Avatar: Legend of Sam: A strange Avatar for an even stranger destiny.

Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?

A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?

Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...

A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?

He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.

When Starscream captures Sam, he puts his mark upon Sam to claim him. However, is he Starscream's possession, or is that merely Sam's human perception of something entirely different? This is actually clean.

When Humanity tries to double-cross their Cybertronian guests, Sam is forced to make a difficult choice.

Post-ROTF. On board the air craft carrier headed back to Diego Garcia, Sam has a slight mental breakdown.

Was it pathetic that, despite his growing body, he still felt a heavy tie to the sheriff doll? His lanky limbs flowed over Andy's palms, except for one tiny, plastic hand that has somehow linked itself to his owner's finger.

Sequel to Aporia. A struggle of possession over Sam and a cloud of suspicion hanging over Bumblebee has the pair scrambling to stay together. With their allies across the galaxy at war, they fight to keep hold of their fragile 'Happily Ever After'.

There was a reason, that the Autobots, though amused by the vast majority of human science fiction, absolutely despised The Matrix.

Contact with both the Allspark and the Matrix does not come without consequences. Sam is going to find out that the normal teenage life he so desperately wants is far beyond his reach. Rated M. A BeexSam story.

US Senator Jonathan Ellis learns just why it's handy to have an Autobot around, and for once a politician sees the light!

One random thought leads to another and soon it has even got Sam thinking. Sam muses on a curious trait all his robotic friends seem to share.

The Autobot's and Decepticon's have much to learn about the two human's named Sam and Will.

Trent's pissed at Sam for stealing Mikaela from him, so he plans some revenge. Starting with that brand new Camaro. 07verse

Not even the Decipticon's deserve this....

Humans don't live forever and no one knows that better then Bumblebee...

Bumblebee catches Sam and Mikaela doing another pointless-but-fun thing humans do.

Sam's messed up day ends up with him stuck with malfunctioning Bumblebee in the middle of nowhere. There is something going on with his yellow friend. Sam/Bee, Slash. FINISHED

07 - Sore throats, nightmares, and the differences between organics and Cybertronians - something is terribly wrong with Sam. To live is to evolve, and shape alone is not enough. Think of it as a mutual learning experience. Bot!Sam Bee/Sam

When able their time was spent together. Basking in love. Fifty thousand moments that would always be remembered. Fifty thousand ways to say 'I love you.' Fifty thousand words about them.

Bumblebee shows Sam the delights of his new home. From the stars, to the most unsual thing of Cybertron, the fireflies.

No one could explain the extraordinary luck that seemed to follow the mech around like a particularly affectionate puppy. Non-slash.

Sam has taken something that doesn't belong to him, now that its owner has come for it he is going to teach Sam a lesson about taking things that aren't his. Highly rated for my normal dirty mind.

Optimus drags Sam out into the middle of no where to play a game but is there more to this children's game then the Prime is telling him?

Bumblebee never knew where he come from, only that he was the lone survivor of one of the biggest mass slaughters Cybertron had ever seen. The last youngling to be born of the Allspark…

2007 Movie-verse AU:Sam is human. On his father's side that is. His mother's? Not so much. Which was how he got roped into this gig in the first place. Eventual Sam/Bee. Complete.

Bee knew this day would come; he just hadn't expected it to be so soon. Character death, SAD fic. Hints at Sam x Bee SLASH. Please read and review! Now a TWO-SHOT.

A plot device leaves Megatron and Sam in a situation they would do ANYTHING to reverse...

SLASH! Barricade is dispatched to earth with the mission of retrieving information. A glitch in his systems makes completing the mission difficult if not imposible. Cade/Sam. Rating might change to M later.

Bee was impossible to ignore, in any form. As the beautiful yellow Camaro, Bee turned heads. As a giant robot, Bee was always going to attract attention. And while not technically a form, Bee’s hologram was, let’s face it, downright sexy. BeexSam slash.

With the arrival of Autumn the leaves upon the trees soon begin to change into the magical colours of the fall, which prompts Sam and Bumblebee to go out and see nature’s wonders for themselves. Major fluff warning!

When Sam receives curious dreams from the AllSpark, he realises he has an important task to carry out. However, it seems he may need help from one of the Decepticons, and if he is unwilling to give it, Sam may be forced to take it…

The day the new Allspark came into being was the day Sam Witwicky died. But a millennia later on a renewed Cybertron, a new life is sparked; One with green optics and memories of another world. AU movieverse.

Narrator/Tyler, slash. The Narrator hopes that Tyler doesn't bring Marla home.

A series of unrelated oneshots centred around Sam Witwicky. WARNING: These are all single, self contained stories thst do NOT lead into each other. If you try to read them as one story, you will get confused.

Sam and Bumblebee have a deep dicussion about the orgins of sparks and the concept of the soul, this however reveals some unpleasent truths that were prehaps better left unsaid. Something that Bumblebee knows he is powerless to protect Sam from.

Ironhide muses on Sam's change in status during the battle at Mission City.

Despite having Bumblebee as a protector, Sam is still vulnerable to Decepticon attack within the halls of his university. Steps are taken to minimize this. Follows on from The Language of After

Their first few months of living with humans lead to several educational moments. Mostly for Bee who can't figure out why Sam seems to be coughing so much!

This story takes place after ROTF: Earth’s death rattle was loud and clear to Sam....Complete.

Sam has had to deal with some devastating news, Bumblebee reminds Sam, he will always be there for him, no matter what. Songfic, A frienship story between a guardian and his charge.

Bumblebee had been busy causing him to neglect Sam, Bumblebee tries to make it up to him and what better way then under the beautiful night sky? Now with a second chapter 'Sunrises'. A friendship story between a guardian and his charge.

Sequel to Inked. Bumblebee couldn’t help but feel humbled and honored...Complete.

One-shot, takes place in the Owls and Larks Universe but after ROTF: It was his body, after all. He could do what he liked with it, damnit. Complete.

Sam gets a birthday gift from Bumblebee, inscribed with Cybertronian runes. His guardian won't tell him what they mean, but Sam is determined to find out. Sam/'Bee, oneshot

On a hot summers day, whats better than getting a little wet?

When Optimus calls Sam to the Autobot Base, he has no idea that his life, already changed, is about to change yet again. Oneshot. WARNING: REVENGE SPOILERS!

Sam couldn't tell them. They'd never believe him, he can't really bring himself to believe it either. But there is no denying it now. He knows who the Watcher is, but how long can he lie to himself about it?

#5 in the 'If Things Had Been Different' universe - The Autobots would do anything in their power to protect and care for Sam but what will they do when they face an enemy they can't not fight.

Having managed to finagle Sam into going out with the Twins, Bumblebee can start working on his Valentine’s gift for Sam. I know it's early, but who cares? Oneshot. SamxBee.

Soundwave informs Starscream that he will only accept Starscream’s right to lead the Decepticons if he kills the slayer of Megatron. Starscream accepts this, after all, how hard can it be to kill one little squishy?

Barricade is lonely, and is jealous when he sees the affection Bumblebee gets from Sam. He decides he wants the same thing, and sets out to get it.

Sam tests out a new invention. Ratchet is not amused.

Starscream now owes Sam a life-debt he must repay. However, the way he sorts out some logistical issues leaves Sam with even greater problems. Sequel to “Code of Honour.”

Being alone on Earth with Barricade puts Starscream in an embarrassing position. Unable to trust Barricade with his needs, Starscream turns to the other potential solution – an unwitting Sam Witwicky. Warning: CRACK ALERT!

#4 in the 'If Things Had Been Different' universe - Sometime sitting on the porch with a glass of lemonade can change your life.

Sam wakes up the day after his 18th birthday to find himself in the last place he wants to be. Then he remembers how he got there.....

Sam finds that there are some unexpected complications arising from his contact with the AllSpark at its destruction in Mission City.

2007 movieverse: Sam has an odd question to ask the Autobots. Life was simpler before the strange inquiries of humans. -oneshot-

Why is Sam’s Autobot guardian throwing him against a wall? All is not as it seems…. Oneshot.

traduction de Fyrie. Lucius Malfoy, c'est rien qu'un gros maladroit. Et maintenant Harry va devoir partir en congé maternité. Et crotte alors. Tremblez, je traduis de l'humour. Encore. mpreg, un poil de slash à la fin, humour pas toujours fin mais drôle

Tyler/Narrator slash *you got warned* Jack just always thought that Tyler would pick him over Project Mayhem.

Sam decides to write a survival guide on living with the Autobots: not quite an Autobots-for-Dummies, but more Guidelines-you-should-follow-to-avoid-getting-squished-by-giant-robots-from-outer-space.

The Autobots learns a very important lesson about Earth women and why it's best not to disagree with them. This is story #3 'If Things Had Been Different' series.

After ten years in space with the Autobots, Sam comes home to find that some things have changed.

Several years into the future, the war still continues between Autobots and Decepticons, and through it all, life goes on, and Sam is keeping a secret.

Sam takes on the Pepsi vs Coke challange... and he has a plan to make Captain Lennox prefer Pepsi. That means slash of the SamWill kind. Pretty scarce, these. So R&R!

SUMMARY: When Trent infuriuates Sam, Sam comes out with some language that completely shocks Ratchet, because Sam uses some Cybertronian cuss words, and not mild ones either. Oneshot.

Barricade decides he’s going to get his own back on Bumblebee for the aftwhupping he was given when he first menaced Sam. He intends to hurt Bumblebee by hurting Sam. To get close to Sam, he needs a new alt form. The same one as Bumblebee....

Isn’t it odd how easily a simple touch can be misconstrued? Bumblebee’s reaction to Sam’s caress is misread by Sam. Sam’s reaction is misread by Bumblebee. They both fear their friendship is lost, but does that mean their bond is for naught?

Sequel to 'If Things Had Been Different' Sam asks some very important questions and one truly unexpected one.

*Sam/Bee* Sam told Bee of his feelings in a message, and the Autobot is quick to give a call to his human. Two boys, one phone... you do the math ;P

Movie 2007 At the end of the movie everyone lived happily ever after at least until the next movie but what if something unexpected happened?

A little bit of déja vu between Bee and Sam. Slash. Light lemon

TylerNarrator slash. You wonder what it would be like, being deaf, having to read off of Tyler's lips everything he has ever said. Having to look at that split and bruised and tantalizing mouth forever.

This isn’t about love as in caring. This is about property as in ownership. NarratorTyler slash. Bookbased.

SLASH. The Narrator rides the bus in the middle of the night, and guess who gets on? AU fic in which Tyler is a real person.

A short vignette, from Tyler's point of view. It's about control, dominance, and the want to consume- that's love, no? (PG for kiss and sort of slash... only it isn't, is it.)