Hello all. I'm a rather infrequent writer who likes to post stories from time to time. Please enjoy what I have posted but don't expect regular updates.

FYI: My Inuyasha stories, Pure as snow and yinyang are on permanent hiatus. I have hopes to return to Pure but since I haven't written anything in years, don't get your hopes up.

Random Quotes:

Take a handful of asprin, a bottle of tequila and call me when you get out of the coma.

Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors!

Don't make me come down there. -God

Nine out of ten doctors say that ADD is- Oo, a butterfly (skips off into distance).

Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.

I've gone over to the Dark Side, but it's ok, I brought a flashlight.

Don't make me get my flying monkeys. It's a mess to clean up after.

One by one the penguins steal my sanity.

You're a loser, I'm a Goddess. Any questions?

Reality is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Don't tempt me to unleash the one-legged space chickens.

Your soul is mine and I'll take some candy too.

Chocolate, coffee, and men. Some things are just better rich.

The flying hamster of doom rains coconuts on your pitiful city.

I know right from wrong. I just prefer wrong.

Why is it so hot and why am I in this handbasket?

I have animal magnetism. When I go outside, squirrels stick to my clothes.