Dr. Harleen Quinzel was just a regular trauma-surgeon with a dark past, when the infamous Joker reached out to her, because he needed her medical assistance. A new take on how Harley&Joker met and fell in love. Rated M for strong language and dark themes. R&R!

Hiccup left Berk for good and soon finds not only someone long lost but also himself in the claws of the enemy, stuck in a game of pretending. Five years later Astrid and her father go on a trading journey, end up in Drago Bludfist's town, and Leif Hofferson manages to set up an arranged marriage with Drago's son for his daughter. Please leave constructive criticism, not hate :)

Sasuke a vampire and Naruto lets him drink his blood because of a deal Naruto made with his family He only thought Sasuke thought of him as a blood bag but is it possible for Sasuke to want more from him then just blood We will see as the Naruto proceeds to get attacked by unknown forces What is so special about Naruto that other demons of the night want him so bad? Who is Naruto?

Naruto is half-breed vampire, he was dispised by everyone, even by the one he loved; one day he found a companion in the keep and feel in love, but when he freed that companion he knew he made the biggest mistake of his life. SasuNaru Yaoi, Updated!

All Naruto wanted was a family, a child of his own who'd be the perfect mix of him and his mate. Unfortunately for him he was infertile. He would need a miracle to make his wish come true. Sasunaru [Futuristic/preschool teacher AU, alpha/omega dynamics, & MPREG]

Omegas have become increasingly more valuable and rare causing it to be against the law to harm one. So when two rivaling packs accidentally send an unknowing Omega over a cliff what will happen when the Omega imprints on one of his Alpha saviors, and why is he denying it? SASUNARU fic! Alpha/Sasuke Omega/Naruto

Hiccup leaves Berk the night before the final test. Five years later; Hiccup is now living a new life with a new identity. But it all changed when he saves a familiar blonde girl together with a bloodied old man with an attitude and interchangeable hands from a burning ship and bloodthirsty Vikings. Also he found out something that will lead him back to his past. (AU) Dark Hiccup

Boss Eli is narcissistic, impulsive, violent and has a woeful lack of moral grounding... and Johnny is completely in love with him. A collection of one-shots from Johnny's P.O.V as he deals with life with a boss who really puts the 'fun' in murdertime funtime. M!Boss/Johnny

She was meant to be the price for peace; her life in exchange for the Dragon Master's mercy. Her captor wasn't supposed to be a ghost from her past, and she wasn't supposed to become his ally...or his lover. And when news spreads of a blonde-haired girl at the Dragon Master's side, there will be repercussions for dragons and Vikings alike. AU. hiccstrid. multichap

He was an agent of chaos, the clown prince of Gotham city and no one could stop him, not even when they caged him. It was everything and now he's lost. Lost without her, undone by her disappearance. she's taken his will, his purpose and desire with her and now all he has are the memories of her, the echo of his girl. Until he can get her back. Rated for violence and language.

Naruto, the very popular star of the football team, meets Kinsei High: an all-boys high school whose rumor has it more than half the student body is gay. Naruto doesn't hate gays, he just doesn't want them near him. Will the mighty survive or will he too fall victim to the horrific school rumor? Homosexual themes! Stereotypes! Rated MA.

Since the tension between Angels and Demons has increased, Heaven and Hell High had been created. It's a prestigious institution, which will supposedly eradicate the tension between heaven and hell.

Naruto, a young omega has been dreaming of escaping the slums of Uzushio. He believes that happiness is waiting for him in Konoha, the land of opportunity. However, his dream comes at a heavy price. Sasuke, an alpha, is a chemical engineer pursuing his master's degree while piled up with massive student debt. SasuNaru (A/B/O; Mpreg)

Sasuke is a sixteen year old alpha. Transitioning into an alpha has made him an elite member of society. He can have anyone he wants but the problem is the one he wants is his older brothers annoying loud best friend, Naruto. [AU: omegaverse & MPREG] SasuNaru, one sided ItaNaru & SasuSaku.

Naruto was a rarity amongst the rare, something is older brother told him frequently. Kurama cherished his baby brother more then anything, not because he was rare, no, he cherished Naruto because he was the only family he had left. Sasuke and been feeling antsy for the last week, everything was putting him on edge. A/O/B Trope, SasuNaru, MPreg? Rated M

Two decades after the zombie outbreak eradicated most of the world Naruto and Sasuke spend their lives hunting the undead or fucking each other. It's not a bad life, but things might change soon.

Naruto just wanted to live his life. But fate has other plans for him. Alpha/Beta/Omega trope SasuNaru Naruto sat on his wedding bed, trembling and with his eyesight blurry, wondering when, if ever, he would find some happiness in his life. He was having trouble breathing, almost hyperventilating in fear.

Doctor Harleen Quinzel never expected her soulmate to end up being her first ever patient at Arkham Asylum, The Joker. But the soulmate identifying tattoos never lie. A Joker/Harley fic with a Soulmate twist. AU. Sexual themes, violence. M rate soon.

When Amanda Waller had first started gathering up bad guys to become a part of her plan. Harley Quinn had never been a part of that plan. Waller was always after one person. One person, she knew she could never control. One person, she knew who on a whim would sabotage her entire operation and one person she knew she had to have on her team. The king of Gotham himself, the Joker.

Summary: He thought it was just a bunch of crap – one last line he came up with to manipulate the pretty little doctor into choosing her own death. He was wrong, and she knows it. My take on the Harley/Joker story.

Starting with the end: who is Harley Quinn without the Joker? In her final moments she has to make a choice. To know why, you have to understand that there are versions of versions of everything. A flash of warmth, and blue, and a moment to do as she is told- one last time. These are the things that can never be shared.

Dr. Quinzel never thought she'd be face to face with the infamous Joker, let alone fall in love with him. Her life is turned upside down as she follows behind the Clown Prince of Crime's footsteps and wrecks havoc into Gotham City. Harley POV.

This story takes place immediately after the movie. With the Troll tree reclaimed to it's rightful owners, Branch experiences highs and lows as he adjusts to his new life of happiness. Branch must figure out what it means to be a troll and learn how to leave his old life behind. A Branch and Poppy story.

AU. Harleen Quinzel, always unlucky in love, is about to be kicked out of university if she doesn't find a way to come up with the cash quick. Desperate, she turns to a less savory means, as a dancer named Harley Quinn, of securing funds for her expenses. When she finds herself the object of a mysterious patron's affection, Harley wonders if this time will be different.

Astrid is sick of her neighbour and his apparent need to have sex against the wall that separates their apartments. Maybe its time she gave him a piece of her mind. Hiccstrid Smut.

Everyone knows the origins of the jester who fell in love with her equally mad creator. But what if Harley Quinn was born without the assistance of the Joker? All of Gotham is the stage as two titans collide. And The Clown King declares that The Jester Queen is now his property. Death awaits anyone who tries to interfere, even the Jester Queen herself.

My take on how an intelligent woman could fall in love with someone who is as crazy as the Joker. How slow spiraling events lead her into his madness. How the Joker goes about falling in love with a woman who is so sane. ON HIATUS

"Thing about toys is they get broken, they get out grown. The next model is always around the corner." Joker has his Harley back, but she seems crazier and more broken than before.

Another AU. Dedicated to my reviewers. He loves her. She knows it even if no one else can. She feels it with every touch every kiss and every body he drops in her name. They call them monsters but they don't care. He's given her everything. She'll protect that with everything she is. Rated for adult content

If you were a Joker, where would you look for your Queen of Hearts? (Rating has changed).

When newly-graduated doctor Harleen Quinzel is accepted as a new member of staff at Arkham Asylum, she felt as if there was no patient that she could not help. Faced with a problem like the Joker, things turned out differently. She thought that she had been curing him of his problems, when in reality he had been forcing his own upon her. Rated M for later chapters.

Scorpion wants to kill Sub-Zero, but he knows he can't rush though it. So he makes a plot. On the other hand, nothing will make Sub-Zero happier than to kill Scorpion, so he follows along as well. Yaoi: Sub-Zero X Scorpion Sub/Scorp

After a particularly bad outburst from Joker that brings to light for Harley just how much danger her young daughter, and herself, are in she takes her command to leave very seriously...she leaves Gotham all together going instead to Midway city with her infant daughter taking on new names and trying to make a new life, a better one.

We all have good days and bad days in our life. Sometimes good days may turn into bad ones. But what started as a good day for The Joker turned out to be the begining of a personal hell when the Bat takes away his Queen and he can't find her anywhere. A Joker X Harley one shot, based on the same AU as my other fic, The case of Dr. Joe Car. M for language. Joker POV

Dr. Joe Car was a young and brilliant psychiatrist working as an intern at the Arkham Asylum. When he got the opportunity to treat the infamous Harley Quinn he could not be happier. But when two great minds collide, which one will be victorious? A role switch AU, rated M for safety and later. Harley x Joker story from Joker's POV

Harley/Joker. Harley/Deadshot. Early on in teaming with the Joker, Harley messes up big time and after facing the consequences, tries to end it all. When she comes to, she's not the same Harley the Joker remembers - she's empowered and ready and able to leave him. But is the Joker ready to give her up? Please Review!

Sometimes desire can last for millennia. Naruto x Sasuke YAOI. Cover image by the wonderful Lobstirrchwan (link inside) AU. COMPLETE. NaruSasu

Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.

It's been a year since the battle with the Red Death and not alot has happened. Except theres alot of talk about who will become the next chief and maybe some flirting between everyones favorite HTTYD couple. Hiccup and Astrid. Hiccups back from training and a lot is going to change in the near future, for better or worse.

Naruto is just an ordinary boy leading an ordinary life...until supermodel and movie star Uchiha Sasuke moves in next door! Warnings: YAOI, NaruSasu

The Boss of the 3rd-street Saints never planned on falling in love- and especially with her second-in-command the ruthless and daring, Johnny Gat. But when she thought she had lost him forever, what will it be like to finally get him back? Story set in Saints Row III & IV/ Johnny Gat & female boss/Rated M

Valka was not the only one taken that fateful night. She refused to let go of the tiny bundle in her arms. Her only child, her son Hiccup.

The Jojo boys are popular and Utonium girls are not. But that will change when the boys make a bet with their friends. Now will the girls be able to handle what comes their way ! Well read and find out. Don't forget to review. Blossom: Brick , Boomer: Bubbles , Butch: Buttercup

Growing up changes a kid. That realization turns into a self-fulfilling prophecy. The reluctance to grow up contradicts the process of aging. Jamie never wanted to turn into an angry, unapproachable, pitied teenager and of course that's exactly where he ended up. Just another cliche' in a sea of adolescents... Fuck.

AU wherein instead of simply naming the runt of the tribe 'Hiccup', the runt is considered bad luck and tossed to the sea gods. As fate would have it, this runt was washed up on Outcast Island and raised as Alvin's heir. A rewrite of the Alvin and the Outcasts episode and onwards, with book elements. Hicstrid. Warning for blood and guts.

The coffin is retrieved from the water and Sai begins the unsealing process, while Neji protects him from uninvited guests from the deep. Itachi orchestrates his team for all out battle. Gaara awakens to find the Arctic Ocean burning with black fire. Sequel to "The Minister's Son"

This story is a different view of fable III...when Princess Aya believes she has sent Elliot to his death she is distraught. Needless to say when she finds out he is actually alive and the new commander of the army she wants answers but Elliot's changed.

naruto is a play boy at twenty, sasuke is a cute sixteen year old that's covering for his brother at a book store, what happens when there paths cross? main:narusasu,zabuhaku side:kisaita

They get on each other's nerves, and yet they always find themselves locked inside the broom closet.

After four years of waiting Chihiro has returned to the spirit world only to find out that Haku has moved on saddened by this she stood in the bath house and worked ignoring him Chihiro is a legendary goddess spiritOn Hold

Naruto thrives on the notion of love at first sight. Or, at very least, he just really wants to bone Sasuke mindless. Maybe all of the pot, free love, and fighting the power has finally gone to his head. NaruSasu. AU.

Music brought us together, but can tear us apart. I don't want to waste this chance to fix the past. Future AU, Naruto-centric Yaoi, language

He could scarcely bear to remember the look on her face, the utter hopeless shock slackening her features. Was it worth it? Was breaking her heart and making her hate him worth the relative safety of having nothing to do with one another?

Merging with the Kyuubi. They thought Naruto was too strong to let it happen, but when it does Naruto can't save himself. He needs someone, but is Sasuke willing to come back and save him? And why does the Kyuubi want them together? SasuNaruSasu Mpreg

Tony is 15 now and gets a strange nightmare one night. Now all he can think about is Rudolph and his new vampire look after seeing Gregory's vampire form again. Will Tony have the power to see Rudolph again? Tony/Ru.

Naruto frowned, not liking the sudden possessive gleam in Sasuke's onyx colored eyes."So, the child is mine then". The blond shuddered, wary of the sudden change in Sasuke's mood.He moved away from the brunette, and backed into a corner. mpreg sasunaru

Naruto can't get the stranger who kissed him out of his head. And apparently, the stranger doesn't seem too keen to let Naruto out of his sights. Sasu/Naru Mini collab with Darkalbino.

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

She is known to be perfect, Innocent and Pure.. Everybody expect it of her..but this is just an outer image. Nobody knows her true self which she keeps secretly.But what if somebody Finds out she is really.. a dirty princess. CHAPTER 11 IS UP!

Neji,the minister's son,has a secret. Every night he prays at a lone cathedral while Gaara,a vampire,watches him from afar. When the Sand Prince claims him as his mate the Elders send the Weapons after him, but all hell breaks loose when his father enters

University life is hard, but living with people you barely know is harder. An oppurtunity to prove himself arises when Naruto auditions for a student rock band. AU. SASUNARU. Rated M for scenes of a sexual nature.

Uchiha Mansion is the last place for criminally and emotionally unstable orphans to prove their worth. Naruto finds himself caught in entangling situations with the owner of the Mansion, Uchiha Sasuke, and with his fellow teammates and friends. Sasu/Naru

The story of Liir after Son Or A Witch. I haven't read Lion Among Men. Liir has settled in to his role as father, but can he ever really be happy when he knows there is so much more that he needs to do? bad, I know, just read if you'd like!

Warning:A serie of oneshots about a certain cute and lovely household!A Hokage,An Anbu Captain and of course their children!SasuxNaru

NaruSasu, SasuNaru. Convictions are what guide a ninja. But with assassinations, misplaced goals, and the threat of Akatsuki to occupy his time, even Naruto can lose his way.

When Naruto wants to go for the ultimate prank he signs everyone up for a beauty contest. What will come out of this? Loads of fun and chaos! NarutoSasuke

When a certain ninja is being abuse, will the one person he wants be the healer of his wounds? NarutoSasuke

A Naruto inspired creative and totally perverted look at famous fairytales! Has nothing to do with the Naruto plotline and the characters are totally OOC. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Yaoi. SasuNaru and hints of other pairings.

Chihiro is alone,when she suddenly receives two notes tell her to leave Japan! What happens when she wakes up and she finds herself in a wedding kimono and she has a wedding ring on her. Who is she married to! same characters different plot!R&R! ON HIATUS

NarutoxSasuke, Everything is not as it seems... Complete

Naruto and his brother Kyuubi are new in town. and who better to greet them with a warm welcome than Sauske and his brother! ((WARNING YAOI)) Rated for language.

One day, you have to defeat the demon inside you or never return to Konoha, and when you come back you will be scarred by living alone. United with friends and bearing a heavy secret, Naruto finds friendship, love and strength to fight himself.

[SasuxNaru][Rated:M in later chapters]When Naruto gets tired of Sasuke ignoring him he threatens to do something suicidal, little did he know what events that one threat would bring upon him, and the seemingly emotionless Uchiha.MPREG

Being Japan's top playboy isn't easy...even Sasuke woould get bored of the women he makes video with...until Neji suggested an idea...and Naruto is in it...(finally updated)email down...forever!

Chihiros father is a pig... where is Haku? story for 18 and up. No kids

[Discontnued][AU] Naruto is finally Hokage, and finds he's not the only demon child via a peacemaking gift from a newly known Hidden Village. But what is Akatsuki up to. SasuNaruSasu KakaIru Saku? Some angst and fluff!

Teen Fic. Crappy Title. Shuichi Shindou is a fighter and he gets into trouble, so much trouble that his mother makes him go live with his father in Tokyo. There he meets the stoic and Handsome Eiri Yuki. (Shu&Yuki) READ!

AU. Vampire fic. A blue eyed blond bartender encounters a certain raven haired stranger one night. What is it that makes a simple poor boy the target of creatures of the night? Foursome. Kakashi, Itachi, Sasuke, Naruto

AU, Yaoi, Epic: Sasuke is a prince Naruto is a riffraff street orphan. Will fate intertwine these two unlikely souls? SasuxNaru This is a REAL story, with content and plot. CHAPTER 12 IS UP FINALLY!

After violently ending his relationship with Iruka on the Hokages orders, Kakashi find himself doubting his actions, but has he left it too late? He tries to find out, with disastrous consequences. KakaIru, yaoi, shounen-ai and all the rest

They don't have a choice but to acknolege him. They can't look away. SasuNaru, featuring Evil!Naruto and Evil!Sasuke. Why? Why not?

Chapter 9 Up! Sasuke encounters Itachi! Warning: Shounenai! SasuxNaruxIta? Rated for safety.

What if things were different in Konoha? What if Sasuke and Naruto were girls? What if they were friends? Well, Naruto and company are about to find out when someone from a parellel world comes into their lives. SasuNaru, KakaIru, yaoi, yuri, and MF p

Kakashi wants Iruka and Sasuke wants Naruto, but how to get how to get? (better summary inside)

Everything was as normal as ever, and the boys are now 16. Little did they know that a contract produced by the late Sandaime will make them carry a charade of a happy, soon-to-be couple! SasuxNaru (Chap 8 edited)

Naruto had a horrible past, a past untouched. Will Sasuke manage to uncover the truth, and make Naruto realize that love applies to anyone, no matter who or what gender you are? [sasunaru] [yaoi] [complete]

Naruto Has special dreams.......wonder what about? rated R for saftey

The continuance of "Are you really that lonely?"

Sasuke is working at playboy magazine, and Naruto is working as his personal slave. What more can I say? [sasunaru] [yaoi] [complete]

The two rivals clash, but the battle quickly turns into something Naruto would never have expected... the deadly gift Sasuke presents him with puts the blond through hell. SasuNaru YAOI, consented rape (as well was the usual kind in chp 2 XD), angst! Plz

A tale of secrets, true love, betryal and the struggle for two hearts each with different sufferings, coming together. Naruto must face his true feelings for Sasuke, but will Sasuke have him? The tragic tale of 2 lovers and their fight for love.

UPDATE! This story will no longer be updated. It may be turned into an original story in the future.

Naruto overhears a conversation between Sasuke and his fangirls; it tears him apart. Will Naruto and Sasuke ever be friends again? {SasuNaru and KakaIru}

Forced to spend the rest of their lives together, can two enemies overcome their differences and learn to love before its too late? AU SasuNaru Yaoi

[DISCONTINUED] Naruto and Sasuke are now 19 and are living together. Sasuke goes out one day to restock the house with food before a storm continues and Naruto does the unthinkable Can Sasuke live on if it takes the turn for the worse? OCC hinted shonenai

Sasuke watches Naruto through the blond's window and gets more than he bargained for. (Yaoi, mm, solo, voyeurism). HARDCORE "R"!

Konoha is a very conservative town. Sasuke is sick of doing the same thing everyday and the annoying girls that follow him everywhere. He wants a change and a change is the least of what he gets when a strange, new shop called "Hitsuzen" opens. SasuNaru.