Naruto signs all the ninjas up for a beauty contest. What will come out of this? A whole lot of fun and chaos!

Pairings:Naruto/Sasuke and the others will come later!

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Ahhhhhhhh! What a beautiful day to play a prank on somone.Where's my prank list! Oh here it is! Let's see...hmm...put a bug in Sakura's hair was on Monday...put fake blood on Ino's face was on Tuesday...ah-ha! Wednesday...put make-up on Iruka-sensi face before he leaves to school!

Well what am I sitting around here for? I better get a move on!

At Iruka's house

A dash of blush...a little lipstick and some blue eye shadow. There all done! Now I better get to school before he wakes up. Oh I can't wait for school to start!

At School

"Naruto! Over here!"

I ran to where Sakura was calling me. I stopped having a crush on her a few years ago. I don't know how it happened I just stopped liking her and started thinking of her as a little sister even if she's a few days older.

"Where were you yesterday? I looked everywhere for you! You had me worried sick!"

"Gomen Sakura-chan!"

"Well next time tell a person when you're going to be somewhere else!"

"Okie dokie!"

"Well come on before we're late for class!"

I followed Sakura into the building. This was going to be a good day!

In The Classroom

I took my seat next to Shikamaru. He was so lazy! But he was one of my best friends. Right now he was sleeping. I would wake him up when Iruka walked.

The brunette teacher was five minutes late. When he walked in he was greeted with alot of laughter. I poked Shikamaru in the side to wake him up. He glared at me but when I pointed to Iruka, he started giggling. Sakura turned around in her seat to glare at me but the attempt glare failed as she started laughing.

Iruka turned around with a smile on his face.

"Well I'm happy to see that everyone is in a happy mood."

Everyone laughed harder. Then Kiba shouted out,"Iruka-sensi. Have you looked in the mirror lately?"

Which caused the class to laugh even harder. Kakashi poofed put of nowhere just then. One look at Iruka caused him to laugh as well.

Iruka had enough. "What is so damn funny?"

The class laughed harder. Kakashi gave Iruka a mirror. Iruka scream was funny too! Right away he knew who did it.

He turned to look at me giving me the ultimate death glare.

"NARUTO! YOU ARE SO DEAD!"

I didn't care though. He didn't even look scary with all that make-up on. Everyone was turning red now.

So what if I have to stay after school and clean all the boards. It was worth it.

After School

Iruka was so mad that he dismissed classes early. I almost made it out of the school. But he was so mad that he somehow devolped a blood-hound sense.

"Naruto! You ungratful idiot! Stay right where you are!"

Dammit! Almost out! I thought about running but Iruka was so mad that if I did he would end up killing me. So I stayed put.

I had to clean the blackboads, scrap gum from the desk, mop up the lunchroom, clean the boy's bathroom, and arrange the books in the library.

Finally, I was able to leave. As soon as I got out of the school, I cracked up laughing. The look on his face was priceless!

But something was missing. That should've been the ultimate prank but somehow it wasn't. Then I realized what I wanted to do. I wanted to prank everyone at once. But how? How could I prank them all at once?

I got the idea when I passed store with the T.V. on.

"Don't miss this year's beauty contest. It's going to be lots of fun! Men can also join! Sign up now!"

Oh yeah! I think I found how I was going to do the ultimate prank!

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Whoohoo! Okay that was just weird! Anyways, review!