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Joined 08-02-02, id: 245836, Profile Updated: 09-14-14
Author has written 7 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Patriot, Lord of the Rings, Naruto, A song of Ice and Fire, and Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화.

You may remember me as that author who hardly ever updates. Then she comes back with something NEW and EXCITING! Theeeen, she stops updating. And, yeah, I may have been gone for four years, being out in the real world and all, and, yeah...some things never change.

Also, I do have a published work. You can find it here: http:///Products/SKU-000133538/Ronny-Cohen.aspx

Fics:

Most of my stories are incredibly old. Don't hold your breath for updates.

Innocence?: My first fanfic to make it bit!

Status: Not done. Will probably never be finished because I don't remember what's supposed to happen.

Col. Tavington's "How to Throw a Party": One chapter and incredibly short. I still get hits on this story from time to time, which makes me super happy. :)

Status: Complete!

Insomniac's Dream: Sasuke is a movie star who moves in next to Naruto. Naruto falls in love. Sasuke is Sasuke. Itachi is terrifying! NarutoXSasuke
Status: My most popular story by far. Ever. One of these days, I WILL FINISH IT! I promise!

A Game of Police and Lawyers: A Song of Westeros’s Homicide Division: Well, I thought of this in the middle of the night, and I couldn't stop laughing. It's a story of Jon and Robb as police officers. (More details coming soon.)
Status: Chapter 1 is out. More chapters to come, I promise!

Kiss It and Make It Better: One-shot PWP. No literary value here.

Updates

08 October 09

For those of you who have been wondering, Ronny Cohen is now available to purchase through my publisher, , or through Barnes & . Direct link here: http:///Products/SKU-000133538/Ronny-Cohen.aspx

06 August 14

I just posted a short story called "Gemini" on my FictionPress account (same account name). Check it out! Also, don't forget to buy your copy of Ronny Cohen!

12 August 14

Check out the new chapter of Insomniac's Dream! After a four year hiatus, I've finally picked it back up. I've finished chapter 20 and will post it at the end of next week to give people some time to read chapter 19. In the meantime, check out my one-shot Noblesse fic. Also, if you haven't read Noblesse, head on over to your favorite manga reader site and check it out!

Mystical Knight Dragon

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Tell Me Anything And Everything Will Be Okay by screamKid reviews
NaruXSasu. Warnings: Violence, Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Wherefore Art Thou, Puppy? by Lightning Sage reviews
-SetoxJou- Seto Kaiba and Katsuya Jounouchi are enemies. Archrivals. Nemesis. At least, that's what they think. What happens when they are forced to cooperate on an elaborate school project? Shounen-ai.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/5/2004 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Brownie Points by Angela and MiniMix reviews
Seto Kaiba is not gay. Seto Kaiba is only helping Marik keep custody of his daughter. That is what friends andor exboyfriends do when they are not gay. So why is it so hard to be not gay?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,777 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006 - S. Kaiba, Marik I.
UFV Underworld's Funniest Home Videos by silverkiss888 reviews
(repost of Did you just say weird) So THATS what happens when you put the vamps and lycans in the human world! LOTSA bloopers
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 5/27/2005
The Finest Musicians Hogsmeade Never Heard by Agatha S reviews
Padfoot suggests to Moony, Wormtail and Prongs that they should form a band and perform at The Three Broomsticks. Based on the Grimm brothers' fairy tale The Bremen Town Musicians.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Midsummer Night's Fancy by Dragon Mistress reviews
James loves Lily. Lily loves James. Sirius loves Lily. Lily hates Sirius. Remus loves Sirius. Sirius hates Remus. A Marauders-based rip-off of Shakespeare’s ‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream’. NOT written in play format. JPLE, SBRL, AWMW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,348 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2004
YAMU! by Sacred Immortal reviews
Yami and Kaiba are locked in a ferocious duel, when suddenly my random insanity screws it up for them . Non-serious…flames are welcome ! ALL REVIEWERS GET A FREE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF THE FACT THAT THEY REVIEWED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2004
Wagers with Werewolves by Sykoticstalker27 reviews
Oneshot! When Sirius and Remus make a bet, Sirius cheats and Remus has to sing in front of the whole school. But Remus is still a Marauder, and Sirius will learn why he should never mess with a werewolf who has a taste for revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Listen To Navi, dear by Bakura13 reviews
Link just has this odd urge to kick the cuccos whenever he sees them but this time, it's gonna cost him. Please review if you like.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Link, Navi - Complete
150 Miles by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
[Entry For The Otogi Fanfiction Contest] {Kaiba x Otogi; Honda x Otogi} ... Breathe. Happily ever after. Wish upon a star. Such a pretty lie, isn't it? ... It isn't a lie.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,166 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2003 - Published: 9/10/2003
The Marauders At Hogwarts by Dragon Mistress reviews
COMPLETED & WRITTEN PRE-OOTP Seven years at school with the Marauders! What will happen? Nutty pranks and twisted love triangles! Warning: Eventual SBRL SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 133,432 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/1/2003 - Published: 11/24/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Bedtime Stories As Told By Seto Kaiba by Serendipity1 reviews
[OLD STORY] Mokuba is having a hard time getting to bed, and so goes to his dear brother to try and get him to read a story. You'll never read fairytales the same way again! (One-shot)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/5/2003 - S. Kaiba, Mokuba K. - Complete
Snape's Bubbling Cauldron of DOOM by Dragon Mistress reviews
Draco finds out Snape's biggest secret. What is it? And what will it do to his enemies? And what will happen to Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/29/2002 - Severus S., Draco M.
Mutant Melrose Place by Nadja Lee reviews
Scott tries to figure out just what is going on at the Mansion as love is in the air……actually it’s everywhere.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/18/2002
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Insomniac's Dream reviews
Naruto is just an ordinary boy leading an ordinary life...until supermodel and movie star Uchiha Sasuke moves in next door! Warnings: YAOI, NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,874 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Game of Police and Lawyers: A Song of Westeros's Homicide Division reviews
AU. Jon and Robb are two brothers in the Westeros Police Department, homicide unit, solving murders and taking criminals off the streets. Some spoilers.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,051 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Jon S., Robb S.
Kiss It and Make It Better reviews
When Frankenstein is injured and stumbles into the manor at Lukedonia, it is up to Rai to help tend to the scientist. WARNINGS: PWP, one-shot, YAOI, RaiXFrankenstein
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Noblesse/노블레스 - Complete
Of Tea Leaves and Oliphaunts reviews
Lord of the Rings rewritten from a humorous point of view. Randomness and OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2005
Innocence? reviews
Rated for violence and language. Ryou's not as innocent as we think he is...and everyone blames Bakura for what he does. And what happens when this coincides with the kidnapping of Seto Kaiba?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,735 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 1/30/2003 - R. Bakura, Yūgi M.
Col Tavington's How to Throw a Party reviews
Rated for drug and alcohol use. Basically a short humor fic on all of the scenes in the movie where Tavington could have thrown a party.
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
Chibi Bakura's First December reviews
Maybe this should be rated PG... Have you ever noticed that the title explains everything best?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,471 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2003 - Published: 12/25/2002 - R. Bakura