Unlike the original, Orochimaru finds Naruto to be too much of a nuisance to be ignored but too intriguing to just kill. Now Naruto is forced to cope without the one thing everyone takes for granted the most. His sight. MOVING TO A03 BY SEP 1. DETAILS IN LATEST CHAPTER NOTES.

'Did the teme just send him a smile? ' 'Was that a compliment? ' 'Why is he being so nice? ' Naruto just can't figure out what is wrong with Sasuke. Time Travel.

Uchiha Fugaku didn't know that a simple experiment with seals would result in such drastic consequences.

When helping Coco in her lab, Crash discovers the joys of a laser pointer. Everyone else discovers the terror of Crash with a laser pointer. One-shot.

12-year-old Naruto often dreams about the future, but when he is launched four years into it, not everything is as he envisioned. The Fourth World War is just around the corner, and Akatsuki is more dangerous than ever. But hiding and doing nothing has never been Naruto's style. To change the course of history, he searches for the truth about the future, and a way back to the past.

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world." Some would say that Hogwarts is the wrong place for Umino Iruka, and he's about to find out. With new students, he hopes to light the Will of Fire in this new world while new dangers lurk in the darkness. No overpowered ninjas running roughshod over the Potterverse in this fic! Mentor!Iruka, Gen fic

Team 7's luck is the worst. In another C-rank gone wrong, odd things happen, and they have to deal with the... additions they bring. AU

Shortly before the squads are announced, Hinata makes a request to be placed on Naruto's team. Will this change cause more than just a slight team dynamic difference?

In one world, Boruto, Sarada and Mitsuki were merely 3 curious genin staring into a forbidden scroll. In another world, Sasuke emerged victorious from the Valley of the End and the Shinobi World was changed, changed utterly. Then, the two worlds collided. AU

The Keyblade Master has fallen. Sora doesn't know how it happened. What he does know is that he and Harry Potter now share the same body- and Sora's the kind of person who will do anything for those he loves. So, he'll protect this boy. And, of course, Ventus, Vanitas, Roxas and Xion are along for the ride

When the seal broke and he opened his eyes, he had hoped to see his friends standing around him, welcoming him back to life. But now he's in a different time and all of his friends have long since passed away. Now the only thing he can do is put what he has been trained to be to good use and serve the galaxy from the shadows.

The central Mario cast receive the news that Reggie Fils-Aimé is stepping down and being replaced by one Bowser. A certain Koopa king takes the news a little too personally.

When Harry closed his eyes, he wasn't expecting to wake up as Beauford Swan. Nor did he think he would see a familiar face once he reached high school. And is that a vampire that sparkles? (1) Rated M for mild use of swear words at the end. AU for Harry Potter Epilogue. AU for Twilight Epilogue.

The night of the Kyuubi attack, Minato makes liberal use of his shadow clones to get his final affairs in order. Things get done a little differently than they would have if he had simply focused on the attack, and hopefully, his newborn son will benefit from his and now Jiraiya-sensei's actions. Stronger/smarter, "Jiraiya toads" raised Naruto. Altered Konoha... good story? Yes?

It's a crazy plan but it's the only plan they've got. They need to gather all the Guardians of Light but the only one who knows where they are is trapped in the Dark Realm. So Sora must travel there but he needs an old friend's help him do so- a friend that shouldn't have ever existed! But can he do it all before the memories overwhelm him? Or before Xehanort's next move?

Professor Quirrell needs to find a Troll for that third floor corridor the Headmaster is setting up. Unfortunately, he's running out of time. No one will notice if he uses an Ogre instead, right?

AU. Petunia Evans might have been a squib but she was smart and stubborn. While Lily went to Hogwarts, Petunia went to a boarding school and later studied archaeology. Dr Evans ended up raiding tombs for Gringotts with the help of their Curse-Breakers and using her findings to advance her career as an archaeologist. And raising her unfortunately impressionable nephew.

Team 7 is sent on a mission to investigate a disturbance outside of the village, where they encounter an unconscious girl in a crater. The mysterious Sarada insists she's a shinobi from the Hidden Leaf trying to rescue her teammates. When the team discovers she possesses a Sharingan, things become even more unbelievable. [Part of the Legacy of Fire Series]

Toadette finds the Super Crown for the first time and is reluctant to wear, considering she has no idea what would happen. Peach on the other hand wasn't as cautious.

Voldemort has risen and the wizarding world is at war. Voldemort and the order of the phoenix are in a race to get followers and supporters. This is where Danny comes in. The ghosts are disappearing and these two British guys in masks are threatening him to join their Lord's army. Join Danny in his journey through the war against Voldemort. (t rating to be safe)(warning:slow start)

A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.

Lies always unravel. Team Seven was undone by their own secrets. One-shot. AU. Companion to "Sick Little Secrets". Previously titled "A Toast"

Kakashi got his twelve-year-old Genins drunk. Sasuke forgot about his revenge, Sakura was terrifying on a level Kakashi refused to touch, and Naruto...was silent. One-shot. OOCness. (Now has a Spanish translation, courtesy of TinyCandy)

Luigi built an impressive and intimidating resume as the Kingdom's most dangerous warrior before he left the kingdom. Now, a year later, the chance for a massive payday is drawing him back to the Kingdom, but a young Koopa's story is drawing him somewhere deeper. Luigi must stabilize his relationship with his sibling in order to pull off his job and perhaps even save the Kingdom.

Ventus tried to warn them. Celes tried to stop them. In the end, it wasn't enough. They are this world's last hope against the darkness. They just never expected a cackling clown to destroy it all. The fall of FFVI's world to darkness, and the desperate struggle to stop it

It was just another day in Konoha. Well...except for the S-rank criminals walking around like they always have been there. They say that as long as you act like you should be somewhere, no one will care. Time to put that saying to the test...One-shot, crack-fic, OOCness

After Rin has the Three-Tails forced upon her, she realizes that they might actually have to work together to survive.

To save Itachi from his terminal illness, Sakura leaves Konoha to study under the renowned doctor of the New World, Carlisle. It's just too bad his son, Edward, will not stop creepily stalking her.

Harry may have finished school but that doesn't mean that everything is all it seems at Hogwarts. There's something in the Forbidden Forest. The wizarding world call in their chosen one, Harry Potter, but the castle ghosts believe they need someone else, Danny Fenton. But is this muggle all he seems? (rating T to be on the safe side) (warning: spoilers in the reviews)

Starting after the trip to the Land of the Waves,Sasuke has developed a sense of overprotectivness a shinobi feels towards their partner and Naruto has to deal with new surprises daily. The secret behind the Uchiha clan massacre is revealed and Orochimaru is scared of one man. ANBU and foxes flock towards Naruto as much as danger does.A whole new take on the life of Team 7 and co

In which Mikoto Uchiha was a very paranoid woman and Sasuke picked up on her habits. One-shot. Crack-fic.

Spin-off/Sequel to Keyblades of Future Past. The legend you know returns, but this time it's not just Sora, Donald, and Goofy racing to save the worlds, but this time, they'll be working alongside the newest Keyblade Master and Sora's new teacher: Ventus. Experience the first KH adventure you know with a new twist as the forces of darkness face two keys in the battle for the worlds

In chapter two, Naruto got his ninja registry picture taken...in kabuki war paint. Later, an S-class Naruto realizes the meaning of "no redos". One-shot. Slight crack-fic.

Ventus was alone, safe inside Sora's heart. He had no idea how things were going for the boy out there. But in there... That was quite a messy heart, with many visitors.

"So...the Demon Brothers attacked Tazuna because of the bridge he was building?" "Yes, Naruto." "...there are way too many plot holes in that explanation." In which Naruto constantly breaks the Fourth Wall and Tazuna should already be dead. One-shot...may add more in the future. (Extreme) OOCness. Crack-fic.

The End is nigh. Xehanort has won, his enemies strewn before his feet and Kingdom Hearts awaiting him. But as he fulfills his ultimate goal, to merge with the Heart of All, he finds something he could have never expected. What is happening to his perfect plan? One-shot, very brief, a simple possibility. Read and review!

In which Sora finally goes down for dinner, to meet the parents he left behind. Takes place right after KHII.

Vanitas just wants some ice cream that won't catch his mouth on fire. (Crackfic inspired by chachacharlieco on tumblr)

When Danny Phantom and Vlad Plasmius combined to create the catastrophe that would plague Amity Park for ten years, everyone assumed Danny Fenton died. But the truth is far different. Stranded in a strange new land, a world-weary Danny meets a young Naruto Uzukmaki. It is an odd turnabout to be only 'ordinary' in a village of the extraordinary… TUE timeline; Naruto prequel.

Sora, Riku, and Kairi receive a message from the King. And are very confused and alarmed.

[Tim/Donna] When Tim's and Arianna's marriage is strained, he finally works up the courage to let Donna know how he feels about her, which leads to the two of them getting to know each other more...intimately. A commissioned The Cleveland Show story written by Sparrow Wolfess of Custom Prose with some additional help by Meridianbat and yours truly!

Coco is having a bit of a bad day, temporally speaking. Though to be fair to the universe, nobody said traveling into the past to help her brother would be easy. Insane... and maybe even a little fun, sure, but easy? She should be so lucky.

When Itachi met Naruto and Sasuke at the hotel, he expected a dumb Jinchuuriki and an angsty, revenge-ridden boy. Instead, a got a competent (and somewhat terrifying) paragon and a little brother that actually did some research and knows more than he should. Much angst on Itachi's part, and crack on everyone else's. "DOES NO ONE HEAR ME DYING HERE?" One-shot. OOCness galore!

Honestly, who thought that killing everyone in the Uchiha Clan would be this hard? Because there's no way that EVERY SINGLE Uchiha was in the compound during the Massacre. Itachi's got his work cut out for him. One-shot. Rated T just to be safe.

On the eve of war, Master Xehanort reveals his plan to his 12 selves - and doesn't enjoy what happens afterwards.

Naruto knows there's something wrong with him, and he decides that his hair is that thing. Luckily, Choji's come to the rescue! Pre-Genin days. One-shot.

Seto wants a duel and invites Yugi so they could finally settle their rivalry. When Yugi gets there with Yami in control, things are not as they should be. What's going on? Genderbend. Craziness. You have been warned.

"Kakashi-sensei! Stop brooding!" Kakashi sputtered, "Brooding? I wasn't brooding!" In which Naruto bullies Kakashi into raising sunflowers, and Kakashi can't say no to someone who looks so much like his late teacher. One-shot.

The worst part about being stuck inside of Sora's heart was that no one could hear Roxas anymore. Or so he thought.

In which Kakashi realizes that constantly covering one eye and always reading with the other is probably not a good idea. Sakura agrees. Gai does, too. Neji's trying to be nice and failing. Takes place during the three-year time gap. One shot.

Danny Phantom gets placed within Evershade Valley! Now it is Luigi's job to capture him! One shot. (And yes, Fantôme is French for ghost.)

Melinda meets the ghost of Fred Weasley. A companion/sequel for A Siriusly Strange Encounter, for those who reviewed! OOC *One-Shot*

Melinda meets two famous wizards - Harry Potter and Sirius Black! OOC *One-Shot* This has a sequel!

"I thought she was making you do lines?" said McGonagall. "She is, yeah. But she didn't have me use ink," he said. "I am not Professor Trelawney," she said. "And despite that fact, I am still not psychic. You will have to use your words." OotP. No pairings.

There was no way Lily Potter would let her son anywhere near her sister, so she told Dumbledore about her cousin in America. After Halloween 1981, the Fentons gain another son. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Danny Phantom and related media.

Mario and Luigi are the Italian-American owners of a struggling plumbing business. When they fall into another dimension, they find themselves embroiled in a conspiracy involving a princess, a stone, a dictator, a plan to take over their world, and fungus. Can they save the world from going down the drain? One thing's for sure: this ain't no game. Re-write of the 1993 movie.

Challenge! Before sealing, Kaguya strikes to attack Sasuke. Naruto jumps in to protect him as they disappear from the realm. They end up in Death City, no doijutsu, no Bijuu, no chakra. Souls linked together, can't be too far from one another. Two enemies must find some way to work together or die in this unfamiliar world. Kaguya weapon, meister Naruto. BEING REWRITTEN

Ino's voice was quiet and Sakura had to be imagining that twist of nervousness in it. Ino was never nervous about anything. "Do you…want to practice kissing?"

During her training with Tsunade Sakura starts to have very vivid daydreams about Naruto and herself on his training trip. Meanwhile, Naruto has to deal with the fact that whenever he uses his Shadow Clone Jutsu an irritable Sakura appears. Narusaku

After being trapped in Evershade Valley in the Mario World, a month has pasted. What now? -continuation of 'It Is Not the Time to Go Ghost'- -oneshot- -I don't own anything-

After being overworked at the palace. Elsa and the Royal family decides it is time to take a vacation. But what they didn't bargain on is stumbling in a hotel filled with monsters of all shapes and sizes. And when a new hotel pops up threatening to put Dracula out of business, he puts Elsa and the others to work in hopes to save his hotel.

Part Three of 'Why You Should NEVER Keep all Your S Rank Files in one Place'. Naruto is on the hunt for a place called 'The Island of Truth'. In the last few months he has been going on regular missions and asking about this place wherever he goes. But now it's time to bring the jinchuuriki together. Oh yeah, and Iruka's a dad now.

Everyone in this world was born seeing only one color: the color of their soulmate's eyes. Most people saw in blues, greens, hazels, or browns. When they touch their soulmate for the first time, they would immediate see in full color. However, Peach saw in purple. Mostly PeachXKing Boo with a side of MarioXBowser and LuigiXPeasleyXDaisy poly ship.

Oneshot: Nine years on, and the bandicoots still hadn't cleaned up Wumpa Island.

In which Crash messes with one of Cortex's inventions and ends up switching bodies with him. Set during Crash Twinsanity.

Crash is sent back far into the past and finds someone he hadn't expected to meet there. Set during Crash Bandicoot Warped.

Learning from his past mistakes, Kurama takes the intiative with Naruto and formulates a plan to be rid of his newest vessel. He will create a human form and have the boy fall in love with her, so he desires her and her freedom. Naturally, once free, he plans to eat the foolish monkey. But things don't always go as planned.

The Inuzuka clan of Konoha has no male heir. During the chunin exams, Naruto discovers that Kiba is actually a female. And Kiba discovers that Naruto smells really really good. Naruto x FemKiba. Tsundere Kiba. Fluffy.

Vanitas should really learn to knock.

Naruto and Sasuke decide to combine the Oiroke Jutsu and Time Travel to pull a prank on their previous incarnations. It backfires. Spectacularly.

The guys are comparing their wounds and Demyx has his own near death experience to show.

Sometimes, life isn't fair. Sometimes, the world is filled with injustice. Bruce Wayne, better known as Gotham's legendary hero Batman, had dedicated his life to ending injustice. When he met a chipper boy named Naruto who had been attacked his entire life for things beyond his control, there was only one thing he could do. Little did he know, this would change his world forever.

The Epic of Kingdom Hearts continues with the reawakening of the Keyblade Master. Before, he fought the Heartless incarnate; now he must face what the Heartless leave behind. Friends still missing, a new enemy arising, and mysteries abounding, what will come of the Keyblade and its young master? -Secret Ending-

When Sasuke notices the infinate tsukuyomi has resurection properties, he, Naruto, and Sakura modify the jutsu, team seven then go into hybernation along with the rest of humanity. During this incredibly long hybernation, the rest of the mammal genus catches up with them. but when it's time to wake up, Naruto and Kurama's souls get sent into the unborn children of Nick and Judy.

Bowser has a plan to stop Mario from defeating him and getting the princess back. That plan is to take his brother. He didn't think much further than that. At least having the Green 'stashe working for him made him grin.

Book I: Thinking of you wherever you are, I will never stop to see. This sky of blue, no matter how far, together we will be. A new journey shall start; the seven lights as one shall we. Fade away or impart, the thirteen nights; a forlorn destiny. AU. Kingdom Hearts: Disney x Shonen Jump. Strong/Smarter Naruto. Naruto and Hinata/Elsa

The story of how Crash raised Spyro into adulthood, after trips back in time to collect Power Crystals has him save a stolen Dragon Egg. Despite better judgment, seeing Spyro hatch causes Crash to love him like the son he never could have with the lost love of his life. But when they learn of the tragedies caused to Spyro's home because he disappeared, Crash must let his... son go.

My version of the sequel of Crash Bandicoot. Crash was requested by Dr. Cortex to collect the Power Crystals that are scattered around, but he was also requested to collect the Power Gems by Nitrus Brio. Cortex claims to the bandicoot that the world is in danger and needs to save it. So, Crash is off to another adventure. But, will he believe Cortex or will he believe the others?

After the collapse of the Hellmouth, Xander is on a road-trip in search of retirement. Drama & intrigue ensues when he stops off in Colorado Springs and bites off more than he can chew when he bites the head off a snake that came out of a guy's face. Or Come watch Xander try to snark the secrets of the SGC out of Jack!

Kakashi never expected this. The Bell Test had been genius - no balanced team of fresh genin could feasibly take on a seasoned jounin and emerge victorious. Even if the goal was to just get a bell, they still should have lost. That was the point. Three genin were NOT supposed to get that bell, so how did the Dead Last succeed ALONE of all things! That stupid jutsu...

I wanted to make my own Crash Bandicoot story, but make it a little different since fans make it more like the first game. Here's how I imagine the remake of the first Crash. Crash Bandicoot was one of the latest creations of Dr. Cortex, but couldn't turn evil because his brain is immune. Escaped from the castle, and Crash must return to rescue his sister with the help of Aku Aku.

They say imitation is the greatest form of flattery. Gilgamesh would really beg to differ.

Part Two of 'Why You Should NEVER Keep all Your S Rank Files in One Place'. Hiruzen has had enough of Konoha's special brand of crazy and wants to go on holiday. But first he must appoint the Fifth Hokage. Naruto, meanwhile, is determined to make chunin BEFORE getting dragged off on a training trip. And what's this about peace with the Hidden Mist?

Crash have a question for Uka Uka. However, it was a question the evil mask wouldn't expect in a million years.

Team Seven gets bored waiting for Kakashi Sensei to turn up. In an effort to ditch his annoying team mates, Sasuke suggests splitting up to look for him. Sakura finds their sensei quite promptly. Sasuke finds a bowl of soup, and Naruto... well, let's just say it wasn't pretty.

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Faced with defeat at the Silver Conference, Ash stands proud of his accomplishments. A series of conversations raise a potential issue. Ash now has a choice. Beginning of a powerful Ash universe. One Shot.

No matter what happens, you just don't break the ancient laws. Kyuubi learns this lesson the hard way. Crack!fic Please R&R.

Jiraiya pushed Naruto off the cliff and Naruto met the Kyuubi. Rated M for insultive language. Oneshot.

Exactly what's prompting Sora to complete Jiminy's journal when he's not too fond of the cricket in the first place?

Sora, Donald and Goofy travel to a world where anthropomorphic animals thrive as civilized beings called Zootopia. There they meet police bunny Judy Hopps, who enlists the help of con-man Nick Wilde to solve a mystery. Also includes elements and characters from Darkwing Duck, Talespin and Bonkers.

Sakura was in utter bliss as she leaned into kiss Sasuke. They had only been teammates for an hour and suddenly she was kissing him! Her heart was soaring. Only to open her eyes to see the smiling face of Naruto Uzumaki. She fell hard for one of Naruto's stupid pranks. He made fun of her forehead in the worse possible way. One-shot. Fluff-sandwich.

The Kyuubi has ramen overload.

The Kyuubi has nine fluffy tails. No one has ever mistaken them for a bed before.

He's had a lot of monikers over the years. It's only natural he does his best to prove them right.

Ever wonder why Grandma is the only adult family member in the show? Ever stop to think where Max and Ruby's parents are? Let me tell you a story, set from Grandma's point of view, just how things got to be the way they are now.

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Bowser finally agrees to a peace treaty with the Mushroom Kingdom, but the resulting peace and his resignation of Princess Peach leaves him in a deep despair. The miserable king believes he is alone in his thoughts, but he is to make an surprising ally in his search for an escape…

Naruto is selected by Azmuth to take up the mantle of the Omnitrix to protect the planet from both invading alien forces and rogue shinobi. Watch as Naruto unlocks the secrets of the Omnitrix as the previous wielder Ben Tennyson did, and discovers what it takes to be a true hero. Smart Naruto.

Obito has an epiphany.

Instead of letting Vernon in on her sister's little secret, Petunia worked diligently to keep magic as nothing more than a fairytale. However, when she dies unexpectedly, leaving her husband a widower shortly before that fateful Halloween night, Vernon doesn't know what he's getting himself into when he takes Harry into his home. AU. COMPLETE with epilogue!

The world could not maintain the peace that Naruto fought for in Jiraiya's memory. With a heavy heart, he forsakes his time & seals himself away in hopes of a peaceful future. What happens when a girl who wishes to express herself finds the sealed body of the Hero of the Flame, unleashes him, & learns from him? What will the future hold for the world? COMPLETED! THERE IS NO SEQUEL!

Sometimes a technique can lead to new discoveries, new paths. A chance discovery lets Naruto learn that which he was never taught... using the memories of others to aid his progress.

(#04 of 50 Shinobi Themes) It was supposed to be a secret. No one else was supposed to know that Sakura Haruno had the long-lost dragon spirit sealed deep within her. Unfortunately, that damn Kyuubi had smelt it on her, and now the secret was out. Well, at least she had someone to talk to about it now.

Twelve years after the sealing of the Nine-tails, the Fourth Hokage wakes up in Konoha's T&I building. Everyone is older. Everything's changed. Time Capsule AU.

Naruto calls bullshit on this whole reincarnation thing, because Sasuke couldn't possibly be Madara's reincarnation, if he was standing in front of them, and trying to single-handedly take over the world, right? And since the Nidaime's morally ambiguous forbidden jutsu clearly worked… (Warnings: highly suggestive themes)

Shortly after becoming Kazekage, Gaara's seal breaks and Shukaku is released, but not in the way one might expect.

One-shot. Just an ordinary day and a clingy Kurama.

Honestly, he was feeling a little guilty. He had sworn that if he could, he would make sure that no child lived like he did. However, after he became Death, the only thing he did was brood. Now, he wishes to recitify his mistakes by taking care of the innocent, adorable blonde child that reminds him so much of himself. Powerful!Naruto, Harry as Death. Slash. Being rewritten

Everyone had their own guardian angel. That's why even though Naruto grown up without his parents beside him, he was alright. After all, he was never truly alone his entire life. It's only that his guardian angel was a bit special. He prefer to called him his guardian fox though... Rate T for Language. Cover is not mine.

It has been a few weeks since the battle on the bridge with Haku and Zabuza. Naruto and the rookie 12 are entered into the Chunin Exams, and as genin from different villages arrive, one team stand out the most. Possible pairings, I DON'T OWN FAIRY TAIL OR NARUTO

Zanik meets with (a) god. Takes place after "The Mighty Fall."

Naruto has a confession to make to Tsunade and Jiraiya: he is no longer the jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi any more and hasn't been for about six years. Set right after the Kazekage Rescue Arc.

Jiraiya is an idiot. But what else is new? In which Naruto's name came from a different book. (A completely ridiculous, off-the-wall collaboration one-shot with Duesal Bladesinger)

Naruto's parents are the worst people in the world. In which his name came from a different book. Complete and utter parody. (A collaboration one-shot with EndoplasmicPanda)

There was two things Coco didn't expect today: seeing Tiny blush and her being the reason for it.

What if Naruto was related to another famous ninja in addition to Minato and Kushina, and what if he learned of this relation on the night of the Forbidden Scroll incident? Follow along as Naruto tries to live up to his family's 'hidden' legacy and become the next Hokage for the Village Hidden in the Leaves. Rated M for violence, language and safety.

Marge Dursely has only heard bad things about Harry Potter, she has not had the chance to meet him face to face. The Durselys are going on hoilday and Marge will have to look after a four year old Harry Potter, will she see what lies beneath the lies?

After accepting a mission from the Hokage Naruto goes to an Unknown Country and learns of the beta version of Sword Art Online. Months later Naruto goes back to the country to play the final release only to gain a nasty surprise. [Naruto/Asuna] [Kirito/Kazuto/lisbeth/Rika S.]

Xehanort's forces of darkness rule all of existence, and only a few worlds are left in the light with but a handful of warriors fighting to defend them, but something about all this is not quite right. When Yen Sid discovers that history is not as it should be, he finds the only solution is to set things right by sending the light's greatest champions back in time to do so

Umbridge is never up to good. So when Harry and Ron see her smiling widely at dinner one night, of course something must be up. What else to do but follow her? A crack!fic written for the QL Daily Prophet competition (Round 8 & 9 issue).

When trapped in the belly of the Shinigami for all Eternity, even the most bitter of enemies can come to an understanding. In which Minato befriends his half of the Kyūbi.

Roxas didn't know it, but he was the Nobody of more than just one boy.

What if during the battle of Priderock, Timon revealed to Shenzi that Scar was lying to her and the other hyenas.

What if the battle against Tiny in Warped went a little differently?

When the Leaf beats Tobi to Sasuke's unconscious body after his climactic battle with Itachi, Naruto has to make the difficult choice between loyalty to his first friend or loyalty to the village he has grown to love so dearly.

It's the day after the events of "Naruto:The Last" and Naruto is preparing for his first date with Hinata. But in the process, Sakura leaks that, yeah Naruto, everyone knew she loved you except well... you! So Naruto sets out to prove her wrong and fails miserably! Humor, Romance, Friendship, and goofy goodness abound! Naruto/Hinata and a little Sakura/Sasuke at the end.

COMPLETE. With the Kyuubi's help, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke have successfully landed in the past, armed with a completely fleshed-out plan to get rid of the bad guys and save the world. (Again.) The only problem? When it comes to the transmigration of souls and time-travel jutsus done under the influence, Kurama has absolutely, incredibly terrible aim.

(Time Travel Fic) Rated T. Team 7 gets assigned a mission: To clean up the Third Hokage's Library! Among the books, the vials, the scrolls and the seals, they find the means to travel to the Future and meet their older selves. How will tne three genin react to the shocking revelations that will befall them? Spoilers: Naruto chapter 700

When Harry and Voldemort fought in the graveyard, a Death Eater tried to break the connection. This created a weird portal from which a blonde boy fell out. Who is he, how will he get home, what is Sage Mode, what is Magic, and how will these dimensional crossings affect both worlds? Not Yaoi/Yuri.

Who would've thought that paper-thin disguises would be that effective? One-shot. Dedicated to Igornerd because of a lost bet.

"AHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAH," Uchiha Sasuke laughed, before turning serious. "My father, my mother, my brother Itachi!" he glared between Naruto and Kakashi, "MY ENTIRE CLAN!" he jerked forward, shouting in anger, "Bring them back! BRING THEM ALL BACK!" He went eerily silent. "Then I'll stop." ..."Alright, fine," Sakura finally spoke, "Kuchiyose: Edo Tensei!" (Not time travel)

Peach, tired of the incompetence of the Toad Guard, decides to find a replacement.

Team Seven is given a very different teacher, and of course, he has a very different approach to teaching. This in turn will turn them into very different shinobi. Don't own. Complete.

Dumb oneshot in which Sora and Goofy argue about Gummi Ship missions and everything is extremely meta.

Team 7's failure to pass the first stage of the Chunin exams leads to the fabled Sharingan slipping through Orochimaru's fingers, prompting the Snake Sannin to mark Hinata Hyuuga with the cursed seal. While Team 7 attempt to make up for not advancing to the next stage, Hinata has to deal with the consequences of bearing Orochimaru's mark.

When Naruto and Team 7 are assigned to a mission to the almost unknown Land of Dunes, all he can think about is being assigned an A-rank mission. However, events soon spiral out of the norm when Naruto and his friends realize that the Land of Dunes is even more twisted than they thought. Soon, Naruto must face his inner demons to stop the ultimate weapon: the Dark Star.

Watch what happens when Naruto, deciding his life is no longer worth living decided to attempt suicide. Only one person can bring him out of it. Hinata Hyuuga. Will her love be enough or will he decide to attempt again. NaruHina

What if Timon and Shenzi met in the field of grass and not pumbaa, together they set off to find a home, but as they grow closer something blooms between the two.

After a training session, Naruto and Sasuke made their way to Sasuke's house, seeing something that changed their lives. No Uchiha massacre.

Timon proposes as a distraction tactic, but Shenzi has always thought a bit too much. Can one hyena change her ways, and can love reach her, or are Timon and Pumba dead meat? Well, let's find out. Complete crackshipping. Shenzi/Timon. (Weird, right?) Lion King 1 1/2.

Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.

A strange boy from the future with spiked blond hair and Byakugan eyes suddenly appears in Tsunade office

It started out as a simple journey to complete a mission. After an attack, it becomes much more and Naruto finds himself questioning who he is-a Konoha shinobi or just a fox? Complete.

Luigi's relationship with Daisy is getting pretty tiresome as it is constantly on and off. Wendy's relationship is no better off. When the two starts to date, they form an unusual yet loving relationship. With their families and friends in the dark about this, can the two maintain their secret relationship or will their enemies force them to break it off?

Kurama comes out of his self-imposed (sulking) isolation, and finds Naruto making pancakes...Oookay?

Yami catches Yugi watching something /very/ inappropriate and takes full advantage of the situation.

Naruto is beginning to regret ever bragging to the Bijuu about his stamina (or at least he's doing that in the little intervals he can think coherently in between all the sex and mind-numbing pleasure).

Bowser realizes what every parent's worst nightmare is firsthand when he almost loses his youngest child.

Ōtsutsuki Kaguya was a misunderstood individual, her intentions were misread and she was mistakenly labelled as a villain without a chance to explain. Bitter and angry, she retaliated against the world. However along came our favourite blond-haired protagonist, what if Naruto were to give her the chance that nobody else had? Naruto x Kaguya! One-Shot!

The known worlds exist in a cluster, with any beyond that being few and far between. These mysterious "outer worlds" run by their own rules. When the Heartless discover one of them, though, Sora and his friends have no choice but to go there.

In which little Himawari has a guardian... a Big one. Oneshot

Oneshot. How Naruto Became the Sixth Hokage at Age Sixteen. (Completely honestly and legally.) Or, five conversations that didn't happen.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

During an attack on his seventh birthday, Naruto meets Kurama. The seven year old, after learning that the fox was sealed into two Uzumaki other than him, promptly decides the Kyūbi is the best heirloom a boy could ask for.

To any semi-intelligent person, it should be obvious that time travel is a very, very bad idea. It's too bad Uzumaki Naruto doesn't fit that bill.

After the lesson where they learned more about the Chamber of Secrets than actually turning animals into water goblets, wouldn't Ron've had to ask Professor McGonagall to un-Transfigure his rat?

Naruto was pushed into heat when Kyuubi almost got out during his fight with Pein. See how he handles it, and who comes to help him but two seme's that secretly wanted him for a very long while. YAOI. BOYxBOY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. MATURE, NOT FOR UNDER 18. LEMON! SMUT! One-Shot.

What if Minato had taken Obito in when he found out about his less than great life with the Uchiha's? What if because of that, Rin survived? What if the two of them raised Naruto? Who would lead the Akatsuki? So many questions, but you'll have to read to find out!

A mechanic doing house calls wasn't considered abnormal. Unless you were a mechanic fixing a ship from another world, of course. FMAxKH crossover

Mz. Ruby as a child meets a young raccoon, who ends up becoming her first friend. This change in history will lead to two souls finding happiness with each other. First ever Sly and Mz. Ruby fic.

When someone meddles with the line that divides worlds, to very different worlds will collide and two young men caught in the middle of it will meet for the first time! Battles will be fought, Emotions will be tried, and Ideals will be contested! Written close to the of both manga keeping character personalities. Rate and Review please.

AU After the confrontation with Sasuke after the Five Kage Summit, Naruto and Karin end up seeing more of each other than what was originally planned. Nothing life changing will happen right? NaruKarin NarutoxKarin oh...and some NaruxFemales thrown in. Dark at some points, but it won't get too bad.

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

The body of Pain's Animal Path wakes up to find herself in the wreckage of Konoha, with no memory, and as a prisoner. Amidst this darkness, she is given hope and shown kindness by the boy called Naruto Uzumaki. Naruto x Female Pain or Naruto x the Animal Path host to be specific. Contains violence, sensuality, and some fluff.

Harry's spell was a little stronger than he intended. Crackfic.

In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.

Umbridge's attempt to get Harry to talk. "How did Sirius Black escape?" "He hula-danced out of the tower, while Dumbledore and Snape became line dancers and Minister Fudge did the electric slide,"

A novelization of "Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story". When Fawful tricks Bowser into sucking Mario, Luigi and Peach into his hammerspace, it falls to an unproven young Star Sprite to keep everyone alive and unaware of how much danger they're really in as they struggle to prevent a powerful evil from engulfing the world in darkness.

Naruto pesters Sasuke while he's training delaying him getting home. He's so late, in fact, that Itachi simply doesn't have time to wait for him to arrive and discover the massacre and has to go looking for him. But once he finds them how is he really supposed to get Sasuke back home and stick to his script without making the whole thing just seem really weird?

The Elemental Nations are in ruins, the villages are destroyed, and the last of the Shinobi are on the run. Naruto's last ditch effort to stop Madara lands him and his last companion in a new world. A world in which a brutal tournament is taking place and the prize could mean the total destruction of both this new world, and his old one.

A re-write of my original story. After the events of the Wave, Naruto realizes that he must improve as a shinobi. With Kakashi's help, he sets out to accomplish just that. With a scroll from the founder of Ninjutsu, a fox who mildly respects him and surprising encouragement from Ino, Naruto might just becaome the strongest shinobi of the Leaf, worthy of the Fourth's legacy.

Fight Fic between Madara and Gilgamesh. Not meant to be taken seriously, this is a plot-less oneshot I wrote just so I could see two of the most ridiculously overpowered characters in modern anime fight each-other. Brief cameo appearances by characters from Bioshock Infinite, Hellsing, and Carnival Phantasm.

Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)

Before his death, Minato had created a tool that was meant to succeed the Hiraishin. But passing it on to his son, what will Naruto do with all of time and space in the palm of his hands. R&R please.

Naruto "borrows" a secret scroll from Kakashi and activates it after Sasuke specifically told him not too. Unfortunately the Uchiha got caught in the cross fire and now both boys are in a very confusing and emotional situation. Will they over come the jutsu's power? Or will it overwhelm them both? NaruSasu! Rated M just in case!

It's another beautiful day at Monsters Incorporated. Sully's working hard as usual, springing out of children's closet doors to scare them. What happens when he enters Rapunzel's?

Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI

The Uzumaki clan decides to gang up on Naruto on the matter of his hair color, which Naruto is completely oblivious about, yet once an argument initiates between the Uzumaki's, it's bound to get out of hand. Crack. One-shot.

During another one of Umbridge's detentions, Harry has a dilemma...and the two goblets of pumpkin juice he had isn't helping the situation.

As a last resort, Sasuke Uchiha is forced to abide to Hashirama's ridiculous plans of convincing Madara that, yes, indeed, he is Izuna. Who knew the consequences were so large? A cracky, alternative intake on chapter 661. Oneshot.

The first thing Madara saw after regaining his eyesight is a befuddled young Uchiha who bears a striking resemblance to his younger brother and naturally Sasuke despaired. One shot.

In witch Orochimaru shows his true colors. Sasuke gets a hickey. Sakura is a some what logical fan girl, and Naruto pokes things... And Kakashi, well Kakashi is just plain confused.

Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.

Orochimaru hears a rumor about the theft of the Forbidden Scroll and discovers a sure-fire way to defeat his old teacher.

Since you guys all loved my previous KyuuNaru fic so much I finally wrote another one! (four months later...) Still a quick one-shot thing. Q w Q hope you enjoy #nsfw #bestiality #little bit of dog cock sucking near the end, not much

Thanks to a mistake during the sealing, Kushina's consciousness is left to roam her son's mind, to complete her purpose in a day to day basis, instead of only one time. First fic, rating may go up, Naruto/Fuu

Kurama never quite got over his accident in sealing.

While researching Animagi transformations, Sirius looks up a strange creature that he would most certainly NOT like to transform into. Then the Marauders have a fun conversation about male pregnancy.

Deuce and other villains are after six powerful necklaces Tech and Rev designed. Sadly, the Loonatics and Zadavia get captured and accidentally send the necklaces back in time. When the necklaces enter the 21st century they end up with their ancestors. When the villains find out who has the necklaces they don't hesitate to go after them. BugsxLola DaffyxTina and Acexi.

If wisdom comes with age, then why would anyone think that a creature as old as the Kyuubi is was dumb, beastly and single minded? Why would anyone deem it a raging berserker? Were he honest, Kurama would admit to some degree of pleasure in disabusing his container of such a notion.

What if Sarutobi Hiruzen was the one who sealed the Kyuubi, not Minato? Namikaze Naruto makes his name a legend by the age of 12, who could possibly rival this prodigy? eventual Narusaku, Naruto Smart/Strong Minato and Kushina are alive, T for potty mouth and violence. AU. SEQUEL OUT: INARI'S PRAYER

It's the Christmas holiday, and Team 7 have just returned from a mission! After getting abandoned at Ichiraku's by himself, Naruto finds the most confusing thing ever- Chibi Itachi! As he arrives, lots of difficult challenges appear- some so bad that the world is on the edge of destruction! Can Chibi Itachi fit back into Konoha and save the world?Not yaoi! Thanks for the20000 hits!

Familyfic/angst/humor - Two damaged souls, 17 year old Kakashi and 3 year old Naruto find a way to heal each other and become a family. Read as they overcome their pain and face a new life full of promise and hope. How will this change Naruto and Kakashi? Watch the boy grow to be a strong shinobi and face the world that had turned against him. Some action and eventual romance.

After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?

What if the Third Hokage stopped the council before they could order Itachi to commit the Uchiha Clan Massacre? Itachi is one of the village's strongest ninja, and has now been given the task of being a Jonin sensei, assigned to Team 7 with his little brother Sasuke, the 'dead last' Naruto Uzumaki, and fangirl Sakura Haruno. This is Team Itachi.

One small choice, Naruto figured he was no good at shadow clones. So he looked further on the Forbidden Scroll and came upon a jutsu that could push him to whole new heights...Ninja Art: Soul Drain. familial team seven, bit of swearing and could be seen as violent. you've been warned. First fic! NaruxHinaxTenxTayux?, SasuxSakuxAyaxKinx?, KakaxAnko. PART TWO: SEQUEL IS UP!

Team Seven, Sasuke included, is ambushed on a mission. After fighting their attackers off, they wait for a medic and take care of Kakashi, who was poisoned- and are confused when he mistakes them for three people named Rin, Obito, and Minato. They had never wondered so much about their sensei and his past until now. No pairings.

Team 7 (Minus Naruto) meets their toughest mission yet...Naruto Uzumaki sick...

Rewrite of Naruto from the day after the Mizuki incident: Naruto isn't as dim as everyone believes, and when he figures out something important about his past, how will that change the course of history.

The heart-pounding sequel to Left Behind! When the Shroobs make an unwelcome visit, the only available choice Luigi and Daisy have is to run and seek help from the neighboring Kingdom. Not only do they have that to deal with, there is suspense, pirates, and an ancient revival scheme. Time is running short; will Luigi and the others be able to stop the revival before it is too late?

Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.

Kevin lived a normal life until he was sucked down a drain into the Dark Lands. Finding his way with his mechanical wont be easy, but with the chance to become a great Mario Kart racer he begins to follow his dreams of racing glory. What challenges will fall upon him and what will happen if he falls in love with the wrong person?

Everyone knows who Mario is. The Super Star of the Mushroom Kingdom. The man who soundlessly defeats Bowser day in and day out and rescues Princess Peach. But...what about his younger brother? Luigi is often left in the shadow of his brother's fame. Although very timid, he still holds one dream close to his heart: that his Star will come down to him soon. 21 chapters

With a Kekkai Genkai awoken by an errant stone, Naruto must tame his new powers before he ends up hurting those he cares about.

Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.

Kurama hated everything, until he met one boy who asked him something he had never heard before.

WA1, 3 years post-game. Time has changed and matured the 3 heroes of Filgaia. When Cecilia finds out that Rudy has been hiding a secret, illiteracy, she offers to tutor him. Over time, their friendship will grow...and maybe more?

It's the 10th October and Naruto spirits are low. The villagers finally get their hands on the demon vessel. Sasuke and Sakura are shocked at what they find, Kakashi and Tsunade are being secretive and Iruka and Jiraiya are worried. Can they all deal with the aftermath and help Naruto? R&R

"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP

If Harry wasn't a spineless, whiny, little git, this is how the detention would have played out.

The population of Konoha rather over-estimated the sealing abilites of the Fourth, and Naruto had to listen to the Kyuubi rant about it all the time, among other things. oneshot, don't own, plot-bunny is free to good hutch.

Sequal to "Being the Villain". Pete has settled back into a normal life with his family, but lives everyday in fear of Maleficent seeking him out in revenge. When the witch finally makes her move, how will Pete be able to protect his family from her?

In the depths of Rosetta Galaxy, a lone Hunter fights an ongoing war against villainy. Soon, however, she will face her greatest challenge yet: a plumber from Brooklyn. Can they unite against a common foe? ..I promise this fic isn't as silly as it sounds!

Oneshot. Do Not Own. Naruto's first steps were up the wall and across the ceiling. Of course, the boy still wants to become the Hokage some day, but how would having that extra bit of control change things? Maybe...

Harry drives Umbridge crazy well he insists that the DA is not a club.

Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.

Pete used to be a normal everyday citizen of Disney Town, until the day he agreed to become a servant of the evil witch Maleficent. What would drive a man to turn against the world, and what will he choose when he's finally forced to question that role?

Rudy's past chases him down in a sequence of freak occurences, threatening the lives of him, Jack, and Cecilia. Now, aided by the love and support of friends. the Holmcross must sift through the rage of clashing swords and gunplay to unlock the mystery.

Harry finds a unique solution to the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament.

Don't own. Oneshot. Consider the skill-set of the ninja in relation to their profession. Big, flashy jutsu and in-your-face martial arts has never been what they really did. They are the shadows. Behold: Naruto has NINJA skills.

The time has finally come for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle...well, almost. First comes Naruto's appeals to stop trying to kill everyone, Sasuke's blatant rejection of facts he doesn't like, and a bit too much fondness for arguing from them both.

Mario makes an unexpected friend in an all-grown-up Kootie Pie Koopa. What IS Wendy's story? Many twists and turns in this shroomy narrative about ending prejudice and new discoveries - for everyone. T for language and mild dialogue/situations. DONE!

Book 1: Naruto Uzumaki's life has been nothing but miserable since the day he was born. But all of his pain is about to change for the better when a mysterious entity named Harry begins teaching him in the magical arts and helps him find his true calling.

The Epic of Kingdom Hearts begins on a small haven of Islands with a boy and his two best friends. But when the darkness itself takes everything, the quite average boy is thrust into the adventure of a lifetime. -The End-

Akimichi Chouza knows that food isn't the only thing humans need to survive. There are other hungers that need to be met and people are never meant to be alone. Second in my "Of Children and Monsters" compilation.

:Oneshot: :Lemon: Those words repeated themself in his mind since the battle with Nagato. And now he finally has an answer for her. So Naruto heads to the Hyuuga mansion to speak with the pale eyed heiress. NaruHina

As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*

Axel and Roxas was on a mission in a world, but when they leave someone follows them home. What kind of craziness will happen this time?

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

A Pete centric one-shot. In the aftermath of a Heartless attack on Disney Town, Sora and friends find Pete at the mercy of an angry lynch mob, and Goofy steps forward to protect his former friend.

What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?

Prize fic for Furubarox2. Ino was trying out a new technique, and Naruto was the volunteer. But something went wrong and now Naruto is a...chibi? Can Sasuke and the village resist the most adorable Hokage they've ever seen? Fluff, shounen-ai,SasuNaru R&R!

The Galaxy Princess discovers an old friend of hers, and helps him return to the world of light.

Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.

A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.

What would happen if Bowser entered one of the pipes that led directly into him? Something you may not expect...:P Set during the Blubble Lake part of Bowser's Inside Story Oneshot

There's something a little...off...about Naruto's one original technique.

Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.

Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.

Alter Code F: Rudy's ARMs refuses to work properly. What in Filgaia is going on? And is it something he can fix? Based on true in-game events, with a minor Rudy/Cecilia twist!

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

Oneshot Takes place after A New Man. Bowser invites Mario and Peach to Dark Land for Brunch. Mario is a bit suspicous about the invite. Bowser has several surprises for everyone. MarioXPeach, BowserXOC, LudwigXOC. Small Warning for Bathroom Humor.

Luigi has been through a few changes, he's been turned into a Koopa, married and trying to adjust while Gadd, Mario, and the others try to help him change back. Meanwhile Larry has a few problems of his own and they involve the undead.

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

"Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga" based. When Bowletta and Fawful go to take over Bowser's army, they are met with some resistance and confusion from the Koopalings.

Oneshot. Sora doesn't feel like pressing triangle to get Sephiroth's attention, so he tries everything else he can think of. My first solo fic, please be brutal.

Bowser makes some wacky attempts at taking over the Mushroom Kingdom in this parody of the SMB3 cartoon DVD. Hilarity ensues as the Mario Bros. fight off disastrous plot holes and even worse animation goofs.