YO,peps!!!!! I'm KOHANAISYOURMASTER!!! IF YOU PISSED ME OFF, INUYASHA WILL JUMP OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER AND SMACK YOU AND CALL YOU WENCH AND MAKE YOU GIVE HIM RAMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! I... never said that I wasn't insane. XP. If you don't like me, then screw you. Litterily ;3.

Sex:Yes, please! Jk, jk. I'm female.

Hair color:Dark brown.

Eye color:Blue.

Hieght:5'4

Sexual standing:I is Bi. Fear me, I can rape you all. AND I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fav. Anime:Sonic, Full metal Alicmist, Inuyasha, Yu-gi-oh, Yu-gi-oh 5ds, ALL YU-GI-OHS!!!, Mainly all anime, Winx girls(I'm a 5 year old at heart ;3. But I have a comprencion level of a 2nd year collage student...)ALMOST EVERYTHING, BITCHES!!!!!!

Fav. couples:

NarakuxKikyo(Not really, I just think it would be funnier than hell.)

MustangxEd(...Nosebleed...)

YugixAtem(I'm a yaoi-fan, if your not, then screw you, bitch.)

SetoxJoey(They tease for a reason.)

BakuraxRyou(YamiHikaru=LOVE!!!!!!!)

MarikxMalic(See above.)

SasukexNaruto(Nuff said.)

GaaraxLee(A little creepy, but still cute.)

ShinoxKiba(Take a good look at them "Training" and tell me their not feelin' eachother up.)

KakashixIruka(-Giggles maddily.)

GrimmjowxIchigo(I... honestly have no good reason for this. In my mind, they just click.)

Least fav.Couples:

SessohmaruxInuyasha(Their bros, you assholes.)

GaaraxNaruto(Gaara has Lee for his bitch and Naruto is Sasuke's bitch.)

KikyoxInuyasha(SHE IS SOUL-EATING CLAY-POT!!!!!!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!)

SakuraxSasuke(Sakura's a slut.)

Pairings that FREAK me the FUCK out!!!!!!!!:

Orosasu(Nuff said...)

Kakasasu(NO!!! KAKASHI NEEDS TO BUTT-RAPE IRUKA AND SASUKE NEEDS TO BUTT-RAPE NARUTO, WILLING OR NOT!!!!!!!!)

Itasasu(DUDES, THEIR FUCKING BROS!!!!! DIE, INCEST LOVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Kibanaru(NO!!!!!!!! KIBA NEEDS TO GET BUTT-RAPED BY SHINO AND NARUTO BY SASUKE, THE GODS DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... Fear the wiccan powa.)

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, mitsuki1313,KOHANAISYOURMASTER,

I like anime. Screw you who don't. I rule the world, so you have to lisen to me, BIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, this is a warning for my little kois. I have a alter ego named Kira, so be warned my little ones. I am the nice one, she is the one that will kill you all as soon as she can, 'K? If you see a girl with glowing eyes stalking you in a dark alley, RUN LIKE HELL!!!!

Maa, maa, Read our stories please!

(Me)YOUR MASTER LOVES YOU ALL AND WILL TRY TO KEEP KIRA AWAY FROM MY LITTLE ONES!!!!

(Kira)I hate everything... BUT I AM NOT EMO!!! (Kills person that called her emo.) Now, I must go rape Shikamaru. Both me and the runt-

(Me)I'M NOT A DAMN RUNT!!!!

(Kira)(ignores)-agree that that boy is to hot for his own good, so, as a demon, I must take him as my mate before those sluts, Ino and Temiri, get to him. And, yes, we hate them both to, they are sluts and idoits that need to be dunked into a barrel of acid... Those whores...

(Me)It's true, we do agree on that and I WILL BE THE ONE TO RAPE HIM BUT IT WILL NOT BE RAPE 'CAUSE I WILL USE A 5 MONTH METHOD TO SADUCE HIM INTO MY BED!!(Strikes a sexy pose in a tight spandex 2 piece. All boys fall over will a nose bleed.)

OH! Guess what I just did?!?!?! I took a test at and this is what got!!!!!

You are a Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty(For me it's puppy.)ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

Then I let Kira take it and this is what SHE got!!!!

You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.

Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

Then I took it again and look!!!X3

You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

My little kois,this sight is seriously AWESOME!!!!! You MUST check it out and send me your fates!!!!!! GO, MY LITTLE KOIS, GOOOO-Wait. This means... KIRA WOULD BE MY SEME?!?!?!0.0... MY. ALTER. EGO. IS. MY. SEME... WOW... 0.0 ... And FlyinGShadoW1314-sempai is my seme to... T.T... My Semes are soooooo abusive!!!!

Choose 10 of your OCs.Or ten of your fav. characters.

1.Kakashi

2.Ichigo

3.Sasuke

4.Naruto

5.Iruka

6.Toshiro

7.Grimmjow.

8.Gaara

9.Lee

10.Shikamaru

1.)4 invites 3 and 8 to their house for dinner.What happens?

Ichigo invites Sasuke and Gaara to his house? Maddenss. Pure, unretained MADDENSS!!!!! Ohhhhhhh, I need to write a story about that!!!!!!! Wait, are Naruto, Grimmjow, and Lee there to??? Then there will be much bathroom noises...

2.)9 trys to get 5 to go to yoga class.What happens??

Lee trys to get Iruka to go to yoga? Gaara and Kakashi teaming up inorder to get a good look at their uke's asses. ANOTHER STORY!!!!!!

3.)You need to stay at a friend's house for the you choose 1 or 6?

Toshiro or Kakashi,huh?... KAKASHI!!!I AM 100% POSITIVE THAT THE ICHI ICHI CRONICLES ARE A YAOI BUNCH AND I MUST READ!!!!!! Plus Toshiro would probally kill me...

4.)2 and 7 are making out.10 walks in.Their reaction?

Ichigo and Grimmjow making out and Shikamaru walks in? Who's on top? If it's Ichigo, then he would die of a heart-attack (NOOOOO,SHIKA-KUUUUUUUN!!!!). But if it's Grimmjow, he would probally just snort and go tell them to find a room... Lazy bastard... But he's MY lazy bastard, back. The. Fuck. Off. Temiri.

5.)3 is inlove with 6.8 gets jealous.What happens?

Good gods, SASUKE IS INLOVE WITH TOSHIRO?!?!?!?!?! AND GAARA IS JEALOUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?! THIS WOULD BE LIKE SOME MESSED UP HUMOR FIC THAT I AM SOOOOOO NOT WRITING!!!! SOMEONE ELSE CAN HAVE THIS!!!!!!!!

6.)4 jumps you in a dark alley.Who come to your rescue?10,2,or 7?

NARUTO JUMPES ME?!?!?!?!?! SOOOOOOOOOO OOC, DUDES!!!!! Inless he was in demon form, that I could understand... And... All. Shika because he loves me, Ichigo cause he's my friend and Grimmjow because it's a way to get closer to jumping Ichigo's ass...

7.)1 starts a cooking show.What happens in the first 15 minutes?

Kakashi starts a cooking show? Now THAT I would pay to watch. I bet that Kakashi would forget that he was still on air or that he had something in the oven and pull out that damn orange book and burn everything down then make Iruka take care of him... Hmmmmmm, that gives me idea... (Starts typing on spare pc.)

8.)2 get pregnate by 7.9 is pissed.What happens?

If Ichigo got pregnate by Grimmjow and Lee was pissed... It would probally be because he's already had 3 kids and this is Ichigo's first one-w-.

9.)3 has to marry either 8,4,or 9.Who would it be?

Let's see... Sasuke has to marry either Gaara, Naruto, or Lee... Gee, that's a though one let me think- NARUTO!!!!!THEN SASUKE-NEKO CAN BE SEME AND HAVE LOTS OF LITTLE EMO-SUNSHINE-HYPERACTIVE-MPREG-BALLS-OF-GOODNESS AND GAARA CAN DO THE SAME TO LEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10.)7 kiddnaps 2 and wants something from 5 for 2's release.What?

Ok, so, let me get this straight. Grimmjow kidnaps Ichigo and wants something from Iruka? Nada, because 1-He wouldn't have to kidnap Ichigo, Ichigo would jump into his arms, and 2-They would be so busy butt-bumping to ask Iruka of anything because he would be busy butt-bumping with Kakashi...

11.)1 and 4 get into a fight over 10.What happens?

Kakashi and Naruto get into a fight over Shika-kun... WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! BACK AWAY FROM MY MAN, YOU TWO!!!!NARUTO, GO GET BUTT-RAPED BY SASUKE AND KAKASHI, GO BUTT-RAPE IRUKA!!!!!!!!! (They nodded and run off as I consol my Shika-kun... me is posessive...)

12.)8 and 2 start fighting.Who would win and why?

Oh my gods, this is desined to kill me. If Gaara and Ichigo start fighting, the world would explode from the force of the battle.

13.)4 asked you to marry them and 7 is trying to kill you.Why?

Ok, so, let me get this straight. Naruto, who is CLEARLY uke-gay, asked me to marry him and Grimmjow is trying to kill me? WTF?!?!?!?!?! SASUKE WOULD BE TRYING TO KILL ME WHILE GRIMMJOW IS BUSY TRYING TO IMPREGNATE ICHIGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NARUTO WOULD DITCH ME FOR SASUKE IN A HEART-BEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN I WOULD RUN TO SHIKA AND RANT ON HOW HORRIBLE IT WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14.)8, 1, and 6 are throwing a surprize party for 3. What do they get 3?

Ok, so, Gaara, Kakashi, and Toshiro are throwing a party for Sasuke, what do the get him? Is he with Naruto yet? If he isn't, they would drug Naruto up with some kind of thing that will make him want it all the time. If he is, the drug. Hmmmmmmmm, IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!

15.)8, 5, and 4 are all fighting over 3. Who gets 3?

Ok, so, Gaara, Naruto, and Iruka are fighting over Sasuke, and you guys want to see who gets 'im... Dudes, this is ME we're talking about, right? (Looks at script. 0.0)WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS?!?!?!?!?!?! NARUTO GETS SASUKE, YOU DUMBASSES!!!!! (Glares at the cowering Sakura.) You. Out of my studio. NOW!!!!!!!! (She runs and I go back to playing SasuNaru yaoi games on the computer.)

16.)9 and 8 won't talk to each other.Why?

Lee got pregnate again and took out his hormone anger on Gaara, so now Gaara is to scare to got near Lee. Simple.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

HELP!!!! THE PINK BUNNIES, THE TELLITUBBIES, AND BARNIE GOT ME!!!!!! CLICK TO SAVE ME!!!!!!!

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!!"(This litterly happened to me...I have GOT to stop haning out with my friends...)

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.(Yes,yes the do.)

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you(Yeppers.Said and DONE.).

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.(Yep.)

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.(Godess,I love my friends.)

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'(HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA,I DID THAT ONCE!!!!!...then I broke his nose...you don't fuck with my friends...)

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!

90% of teens would cry if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a 6 story building. 9% of them would grab a lawn chair, some popcorn and watch. I am part of the 1% that would run up and push him off saying "Sorry you took too long".

85% of teens have been bullied/are the bullies.10% tells them to go to the guidence counsalor.3% of them just ignore it.If you are in the slim 2% that would stand up,hit them as hard as you could straight in the kisser,then sit back down,repost this onto your account and add your name to this list:KOHANAISYOURMASTER,

WHY I AM NOT CRAZY

1. I stare at people cause they stare at me which is pretty rude of them.

2. I'm just being a nice person by breaking the ice.

3. I was just helping a scientist do a DNA test.

4. I have to make money somehow.

5. I was trying to cheer up my mental friend.

6. people who call other people screwed up freak is in fact a screwed up freak themselves I'm just thanking them for admitting it.

7. it's because they're stupid.

8. I'm typing fast because I need to finish a project.

9. I once did something wrong, OKAY but it doesn't involve blood or anything sharp.(0.0 Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure it didn't.(Hides blood-stained knife.))

10. I hate them and wanted them to suffer.

11. it's an interesting question.

12. I didn't understand it and just thought of the best answer.

13. Its not my fault my mother wasn't a beauty.

14. I was heavily medicated that time.

15. that's what love is. it always end that way.

16. you're just putting that because you have nothing better to do.

It's so true...

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasion - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II.

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings...

Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!"

Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died...(I did...)

What I don't understand is this...

Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink...

Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Gaara and Lee or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics...

My question is...

Isn't love the same, regardless of gender?

Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings?

And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings?

Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like!

copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me.

Favorite Quotes:

A fanatic is one who won't change his mind and won't change the subject.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a dark side, it has a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Silence may be golden, but duck tape is silver.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

There are only two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. Although, I'm not sure about the first one.

It's not necessary to understand, or believe, things in order to argue about about them.

People who say anything is possible have never tried to slam a revolving door.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand CHOCOLATE!!!!(GIMMEGIMMEGIMME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, find someone with vodka, then have a party.

The clothes make the people. Nude people have very little to no standing in politacal matters.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back in a nice comfy chair, and let the world wonder how the fuck you did it.

Old people in speedos. Let's see what happens. (OMG,MY EYES!!!THEY BUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRANDPA, GO PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Ya know that it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. (I did that once. I hit my nightstand... It HURT!!!! T.T What did I do the fuckin' day befo-OOOOHHHH, yeah, I pushed my little bro down the stairs...)

YOUR JUST JEALOUS THAT THE VOICES ONLY TALK TO ME!!!!!!

Stupidity killed the cat, and curiosity just got blamed.

Knowlage is power, power is the root of all evil. So, study to be evil.

I don't just hear the voices, I give them names. (Let's see, there's Jammy, Jimmy, Kimmy, Yuki, Tsukiko, Nariko, Mariko, Hanna, Karin, James, Sasuke, Naruto, Kakashi, Tsunade, Sakura, but I mainly ignore her, Ino, I ignore her to ,Kiba, Shino, but he barily ever speaks, Lee, the hyper one who wants me to exersize more, Gaara, he wants me to take more lives and it's very hard not to give into him, Shikamaru, I always lisen to him, there's just so many more...)

I'M NOT SHORT!! I'M THE PERFECT SIZE TO KICK YOU IN UR NUTZ!!!! (OMG, I SAY THAT ALL THE TIME!!!)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself, it when you LOSE you should worry. (I have lost once...)

Parents spend the first few years of your life teaching to to talk and walk. All the rest of the time, they tell you to shut the fuck up and sit stop walking infront of the fuckin' TV.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you critisize them, your a mile away AND you have their shoes!!!

When someone says that nothing is impossible, ask them to walk on tile in tap shoes without making noise or to slam a revolving door.

DON'T LAUGHT IN THE FACE OF DEATH, HE DOSN'T LIKE YOUR HUMOR, GODDESS DAMN IT!!

I have no preference. I hate everyone equally.

Whoever said sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.

It's a tragity when I cut my finger, it's comedy when you fall into a open sewer and die.

Don't knock on death's door, ring his doorbell then run away, he HATES that!!!!!

The evil of cats, it's unending, but funny as hell.

Lemonade and sake. They just don't mix, just like Sasuke and Sakura... Or dark choclate and grape-flavored medicen...XP

A day without sunshine is like... night!

On the other hand... you have different fingers!

Remember. Half the people you know are below average.

Okay... So whats the speed of dark?

When everything is coming your way... your in the wrong lane!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice!

Me: I'm not clumzy! The floor just hates me.
Floor: You bet i do... your feet stink!

You think your all that and a bag of Crisps. Well i'm all that and a bag of Skittles. So taste my Rainbow, Loser!

I used to be normal, until i met the freaks i call my Friends!

Me: The eyes are like the windows to the soul.
Friend: What if that person has no soul?
Me: Then you see eyeballs.

I'm not bald im just taller than my hair!

Never apologize for saying what you feel, It's just like saying "Sorry for being real."

Got a problem with me?
...Solve it...
Think i'm trippin'?
...Tie my shoes...
Cant stand me?
...Sit down...
Cant face me?
...Turn around...

I wished upon a shooting star.
My wish came true.
My wish was you!

Teacher: "I am THIS close to calling your mother!"
Student? "Tell her I said HI!"

The moon may kiss the stars so high,
The sun may kiss the great blue sky,
The dew may kiss the morning grass,
But you my friend can kiss my ass!

You asked me: Your life or me?
I say my life.
You walk away not knowing you are my life.

Can you say 'beer can' without sounding like a Jamaican saying 'bacon'?

I just found out that the government are killing all mentally challenged people. So i've come to warn you "RUN! RUN LITTLE RETARD RUN!!!!!"

Edward Cullen isn't a Vampire.
Edward live in a forest,
Doesn't kill people and sparkles
Dude is obviously a Fairy!

Did you just call me a Bitch?
Well a Bitch is a girl dog,
Dogs bark,
Barks a part of a tree,
A trees a part of Nature
And Nature's beautiful.
So thanks for the compliment!

If someone looks at you funny, flip them the finger.

Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. I'm as good as screwed... Shit.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

Sorry, I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Between two evils, I try to always pick the one I've never tried.

Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry.

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight.

Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you...

You're awesome! But when the zombies come, I'm so tripping you.

I am not weird... just... plotting...

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.(Waves around the Stick of Shame.)

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. If that doesn't work, try four.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

You say physco like it's a bad thing.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

Normal people worry me.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

Say to a boy: Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

I'm a good girl who's just a bad girl that's never gotten caught.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

Don't you think 'Politics' is funny? I mean: 'Poli' in Latin means 'many' and 'tics' means'bloodsucking creatures'

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

He Said "i love you" and I sneezed and said, "Ohh sorry. But I'm alergic to B.u.l.l.s.h.i.t."

Don't you hate it when your knight in shining armor turns out to be a loser in aluminum foil?

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you?

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

Cute but psycho- things even out.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Hell issued a restraining order on me... run while you still can!

I plan on living forever... So far so good.

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own.

I'm looking forward to regretting this.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

Join the dark side. We have cookies(and yaoi)!

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You, too? I thought I was the only one!"

Copywriters will be towed and ticketed

I reject ur reality and substitute MY own... -quoted by mythbusters-

And Prosecutors will be punished with Pink Bunny Suits

Call me 'Sensei' or get the HELL out!

I write my OC's and NO i won't write you

I'm saying i carry the pants but my wife holds the belt... -uncle takes credit-

Man has his will but woman has her way

Out of Mind, Back in 5

Shh...Kyuubi speaks

Love your enemies...It'll make them crazy

You just got Planted(Zetsu), Weaseled(Itachi), Shark'd(Kisame), Laid(Sasuke) and UKEFIED(Naruto)!

Yaoi-Lover 4ever!

Don’t thank me really, just keep me pissed off. –walks away- (Emo Dragon 7 takes credit)

Dear God! Is this some sort of test!?

"Good boy. I knew you'd come to your senses. But as much as I would love to stay and chat, it's my turn to make dinner and I've got to pick something up from the market because the last time Iruka ate my cooking I had to take him to the hospital." -Kakashi

"I believe you." -Sasuke

"…Why do I get the feeling that you really do believe me?"-Kakashi

"Because I do."-Sasuke (Gotta be there to find it funny)

Ipodess...pft

You have the right to remain silent anything you say will be unheard and miss used against you

I found a great way to attract money...work!

Never argue with a fool, they might not know the difference.

Some people have photographic memories, but no film

i try to go an extra mile at work, but my boss always brings me back -Emo dragon 7's sister quote-

You say 'suck it!' I say 'whip it out!'...look whose awesome now -Emo Dragon 7 takes credit-

Do you not see the coat in my pocket!? -Emo Dragon 7's friend quote-

i'm (not) lov'in it!

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word I am saying -Emo Dragon 7's friend quote-

do not suffer insanity...I enjoy every minute of it

I’m nobody...nobody’s perfect...so I’m BETTER THEN YOUUUUU

Stupidity killed the cat; curiosity was blamed

Smile. It confuses people

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell

Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window

In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this

When everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Do you have an off button?

Chaos, panic, disorder...my work is done here

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kids.

Confucius say: "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!"

Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Constipated people don't give a crap.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Follow your dream...Unless it's the one where you're at work only wearing underwear during a fire drill.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. do not suffer insanity...I enjoy every minute of it

I’m nobody...nobody’s perfect...so I’m BETTER THEN YOUUUUU

Stupidity killed the cat; curiosity was blamed

Smile. It confuses people

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell

Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window

In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this

When everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Do you have an off button?

Chaos, panic, disorder...my work is done here

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kids.

Confucius say: "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!"

Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Constipated people don't give a crap.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Follow your dream...Unless it's the one where you're at work only wearing underwear during a fire drill.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

Many of my friends are apart of this group and I FULLY support

THE ANTI-KARIN CORNER!!

I AM A MEMBER OF THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB.

If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste these Karin bashings:

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so fat, that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so ugly, even Sasuke couldn't ignore it.
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so ugly, Juugo's curse seal made him run for his life.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'

I think that Karin needs to die. Soon.

The Girl:

I'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics.

I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something.

I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.

I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.

I'm the girl that walks like I am proud even if I have toilet paper stuck on my shoes.

I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.

I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.

BUT I'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.

I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.

I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad and I like it that way.

I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idot.

I'm the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "Mean" and "Weird" but I take that as a compliment.

I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and I write.

I'm the girl that hasn't been asked out at all.

I'm the girl who isn't a people person but I am when it comes to friends.

I'm also the girl they call "best friend."

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Make your mother proud. Be JUST like her! Love you mum!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Sabaku no Koneko, Smexy Mau Beasthunter, GothicInuAngel01, SLHuntress,KOHANAISYOURMASTER,

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the NERVE to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been called weird and taken that as a complement, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.(Except for douches,douches shall die...slowly...and painfully...)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think life without computers is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read other people's profiles to copy and paste things, paste this into your profile.

If you love Bleach so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and past this into your profile.(I love my computer,but for some weird reason,it HATES me...)

Me.)Hey, Kira, guess what!!!!!!!

Kira.)Ur finally going to let me take over and kill everyone in the freakin' world because they're not cool like anime and manga people and annoying?

Me.)... No... I MADE US INTO OCs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Kira.)Oh goddess save me.

Me.)Ok, so I'll discribe you first. You have blood-red hair with midnight tips, poison-green eyes that turn red when your so pissed that people will DIE, lips that look like they were dyed in blood, stand 5'4' ft,wear a red-velvet corset with black silk ribbions that has blood stains on it, tight black leather pants with a loose black cow-hide belt with a large golden buckle, both have blood-stains on them, a silver scabbard with emralds around the hilt-guard with a matching sword, and black boots that reach your thigh. (You can tell her favorite color, ne?)

Kira.)... So far I like...

Me.)Good. Now, I have black hair with dark blue streaks that ARE natural, by the way, dark blue eyes with gold flecks and a dog-like pupal, puppy ears that I hide in my hair when I'm around humans, 10 tails that I can make disapear that is in the same patteren as my hair, stand 5'2, and I wear a dark-blue kimono top with orange ribbions around my neck, a snow white undershirt, a saphire blue skirt that goes just above my knees and has a orange flower disine with a golden outline that changes into identical karate pants when I pull on a thread that is almost imvisable inless your looking for it, a tight leather belt with a large black sword hanging from it, and loose white boots with dark blue ribbions tieing them up.

Kira.)...

Me.)?

Kira.)... Werido...

Me.)... Meanie...

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

" lies and truths can change peoples' hearts and ways..however, in the END they're just words spoken by humans' own spirt. "

Did you know...

kissing is heathly.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unheathly.

you really only need to mascara on your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when the like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has been recieved.

Copy and paste this to your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted

(\_/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and Paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!!

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. This is a true story.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arm

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile.

24 things to do in an elevator!

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

Thoughts on Gay Marriage!

1.) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2.) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3.) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their own pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4.) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5.) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6.) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7.) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8.) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.

9.) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10.) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!

Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgmental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

My meaning-

Japanese:

K-Really silly

O-Has on of the best personalities EVER

H-Easy to fall inlove with

A-Hot

N-Can kick the shit out of you.

A-Hot

English-

K-Really silly

A-Hot

T-A very good kisser

E-Has gorgous eyes

L-Smile to die for

Y-Is loved by everyone

N-Can kick the shit out of you

N-Can kick the shit out of you

SEE WHAT YOUR NAME MEANS!!!!!!!XD

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

if you think Abortion is wrong put this on your profile.

A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench toghether bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoolphile spoke up, "Let's have sex with a cat." He suggested. The sadist spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it." The murderer spoke, "Let's have... sex with a cat, torture it, then kill it." The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again." The pyromaniac spoke next, "Let's have sex with a cat, tortue it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it." They all fell quiet. The masochist then sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow!!"

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, Sabaku no Koneko, YuTa-chan, Dobe-14, KOHANAISYOURMASTER are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died. You have 13 minutes T_T

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio Charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMG" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate (Oh my God, I would totally do that)

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class sky-clad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm (Holy shit, that kid would piss themselves when they woke up)

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions (Would anyone else besides me and the Weasley twins do that? I don't want to be alone in this)

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the voice of God.

51.)I will not tell the first years that Professor McGonagall is the voice of God.

52.)I will not fill a Slytherin's bed with snakes and tell them that the ghost of Salazar Slytherin is after them. No matter how much of a douch they are.

53.)I will not write 'Hufflepuffs are wimps' on the walls with magical ink that does not come off.

54.)I will not get Snape's hopes up by covering his Dark Mark and throwing a party for him only to distroy his hopes by letting him take a bath.

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!!