A REQUEST! Finally, someone recognizes me for my talent, and asks me for a story! Raylenna Starrling has requested an AU fic of Chaotic, so I shall bend to her will and write it!

Tom: Try to keep up with everyone else, okay? The Legion and Harry and Tom are mad right now.

FS: Ehehehe, they'll have to deal.

Summary: Maxiums Ore and Charles Ore, aka Maxxor and Chaor, are two cousins who are striving to be top dogs in high-school. They're completely focused, getting good grades, knowing the right people, and displaying the right persona - that is, until best buddies for life Tom and Kaz transfer to their school. And just so happen to catch the eyes of the top dogs. Now Maxxor and Chaor have to deal with lunatic parents, scheming teachers, rivals in life, and a couple of sluts who are out to ruin everything, all while trying to win - and keep- the hearts of the new guys. Did we mention that through all of this, their lunatic friend is documenting the entire event?

Warnings: yaoi, lunacy/madness, cursing, random fruit attacks, etc.

Let'sa!

STARTO!

"Reka? What in hell are you doing?" Charles Ore, referred to as Chaor by anyone who knew him, asked his friend Reka Cardimil. The brunette looked up at his red-headed friend, smiled while practically chirping "Morning!" and turned his camera back to the object currently lying on Chaor's desk. Chaor had chin-length red hair, and bright blue eyes that smoldered when he was mad. His skin was a tan-peach color, a factor attributed from him playing soccer.

"What's Reka doing?" Maxiums Ore, Chaor's cousin and other best friend, referred to as Maxxor, had stopped by his cousin who had stopped while walking to their seats. Maxxor had black hair that spiked virtually everywhere, and somehow he had managed to completely bleach one section white. Maxxor also boasted a pair of gold eyes, a special pair of contacts that he had invested in. Just because they looked cool. He peered over the red-heads shoulder, and his tan face scrunched up in confusion.

"Reka?"

"Yes?"

"Why is there a banana on my desk?" The brunette looked up and shrugged. He pulled off his glasses while balancing the camera on his lap which was trained on the fruit. Reka had wild stringy brown hair, and his green eyes were as big as an owl's.

"Okay, so you didn't put it there." Reka shook his head. Chaor stared at the yellow fruit, lying innocently on the fake wood of his desk. Then at the video camera that Reka was holding.

"Why are you taping it?" Reka glowered at the fruit.

"I heard it hissing." Maxxor and Chaor wore twins looks of exasperation.

"You heard the banana hissing, so you decided to videotape it?" Reka nodded while grinning. Chaor slapped a hand to his face.

In the next moment, the banana went flying through the air, hit the window so hard it broke, and flew over the surprised and terrified students down in the courtyard. Reka gaped in horror as Chaor pulled out his seat to sit down, Maxxor doing the same on the other side of the stunned brunette who was still staring at the window.

"That..." Chaor rolled his eyes, thinking his friend was about to comment on his tendency to break stuff that didn't belong to him. "Was the hardest banana I've ever seen." BANG! Chaor's head crashed onto the desk with a groan, while Maxxor began to laugh while turning red. Reka truly was a weirdo.

Maxxor's laughter continued until the teacher came in, upon which he shut up, wearing a shit-eating grin on his face which the teacher assumed was his enthusiasm for class, and not the explanation as to why his window was broken.

"Alright class, now I promised you a lesson in geo-physics today." The class groaned, except for Maxxor and Chaor. They excelled in everything they did. Geo-physics were a cinch. "However, it seems we've been graced by Lady Luck to have two new students join our class." Reka, Maxxor, and Chaor all straightened up and glanced at each other. New students were rare, as the conditions for this school were good grades, good social skills, and a patience with insane people.

Two boys entered the room as the teacher spoke. "Class, please welcome Thomas Majors and Ka-er, I'm sorry, how do you pronounce your name?"

"Kazdan Kalinkas, or just Kaz will do. Don't worry, most humans can't pronounce it anyway, which is why I wonder why I visited this planet in the first place." Chaor shot up at the snarky, warm voice and found his attention focused on the red-head standing in front of him.

He had sugar brown eyes, which sparkled out from behind pink-tinted glasses. His hair was a brilliant orange, as opposed to his own crimson colored locks, and two antenna-looking yellow-orange stripes above his forehead. He had pale skin, unblemished, and his lips quirked up when he noticed he had all the class looking at him.

My God, he's hot! Though Chaor as he ran his eyes over the figure again. Reka snickered.

"Okay then, another weirdo to add to the 'do-not-approach-with-sugar' list." The teacher muttered. The next boy stepped up as though he was addressing a crowd in a meeting.

"My name is Tom Majors, and make any funny remarks and you'll 'majorly' get hurt." Maxxor perked up as he studied this one. He had black hair, skin so tan he looked almost Asian, and- Holy hell...Maxxor thought as he found the boy's eyes. They were an almost electric blue, and they sparked as he spoke. "And anyone who feels like picking on my alien bud, line up now." He brought his arm up in a fist, wrapping his other hand around his elbow. "So I can kick your asses!"

I think I'm gonna squeal like a girl... Maxxor gulped as he took in the smooth muscle just under the light gray undershirt Tom was wearing, and once again Reka began to chuckle.

"Alright then, I'm adding you to 'no-power-drinks'. Sit down...Ah! In front of Charles and Maxiums. Raise your hands, boys." Two hands shot up in the air, and Reka quivered from the laughs fighting to escape from him. "Now then, we'll start by using this theorem to explain why the worls spins on a point." The two boys sat and turned around quickly.

"Nice to meet you." They said in unison, and rather than creeping them out, the Ore cousins found their hearts pounding from the sound. Tom held his handout, and from one of the many pockets on his vest Kaz extracted two pencils. He handed one to Tom, and pressed their thumbs together.

Maxxor found the gesture adorable, while Chaor studied it closely, wondering why he was doing so.

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"BWAHAHAHA!" Reka exploded with laughter when the two left for their next class, and the Ore cousins were left sitting in their seats with stunned expressions. Maxxor turned to Chaor with a grin, wondering how they had such luck as to have two angels transfer into their class.

"You two are totally smitten!" That snapped them out of their trances, both boys glaring at the brunette currently flashing them a peace sign.

"SO NOT!" They both roared, as they gave chase to the boy who was running to their next class. He got to the door and grinned wider.

"So are. You two were drooling when they introduced themselves. And when they spoke, you two were practically puppies asking for milkbones." Maxxor and Chaor went red, realizing their friend was right. Reka grinned.

"Of course, Tom hates when people stare at him too much, and Kaz is shy when he realizes any attention is on him." Gold and blue eyes went wide and the cousins grabbed their friend and pulled him aside, avoiding the stares of the other students.

"How do you know that?" Chaor hissed. Reka smirked and held up a small journal.

"I'm in the journalism club, and an office aide. I've known about them since the transfer acceptance, and was smart enough to go digging around for info. This, my friends, contains everything about everthing about those two." Both boys lunged for the book, only to slam into each other as Reka jumped from the path.

"Ah-ah-ah!" They looked at their friend, who was waving the book teasingly. "No love-love cheat codes." They glared at him. He put his finger on his chin. "Hmm, but I might be willing to help in Operation: Love Conquests." Maxxor mouthed the words 'Love Conquest?' while Chaor snorted.

"Well?" Reka turned an almost evil grin to the cousins.

"I get to film everything." Both boys blanched, and went silent for a moment. The book and its info would be helpful, especially since these two seemed uninterested in the world around them. Of course, should something backfire they'd be exposed and Reka would get in trouble.

"Alright. Deal." The three shook on it and scrambled into class just before the bell rang, grinning at the terrified substitute who knew them all too well.

This was going to be an interesting year.

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